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Jonathan will not win....it's as simple as that..

There once was a lady who was tired of
living alone. So she put an ad in the paper
which outlined her requirements. She
wanted a man who 1) would treat her
nicely, 2) wouldn't run away from her, and
3) would be good in bed.
Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring.
She answered it, and there on the front
porch was a man in a wheel chair who
didn't have any arms or legs.
"I'm here about the ad you put in the paper.
As you can see, I have no arms so I can't
beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run
away from you."
"Yes, but are you good in bed?"
"How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

Jonathan can not win come 2015 in a free and fair election.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

We all know the popular two things involve by basket mouth. Lets have fun with it by posting statement with two things involve. Please no middle grounds.
In this world.....
There are two things involved, you are either rich or poor.

She better find her way to synagore and get her self healed.

i think it will be our best interest to return to our various abode before new year so that you will not be stranded after the presidential package is announce.

one certain fact is that some people made money from this deal

Blackteeth: I think the best way to solve this kidnapping wahala is to seriously declare NO MORE PAYMENT OF RANSOMS.
After one or two kidnappings and no ransoms paid, it would be a thing of the past.

When they kill the first and second person they kidnapped, am sure the third will pay

the net pay after tax and pension deduction is about 65k..(thats your actual take home pay)

if only our politicians would realize that no matter how much power and money they wield, death does'nt care. Wether you are obama or osama you are still flesh and are prone to MR NIGER+D

Am i the only one seeing this: IMO there is nothing wrong with the house the OP used to buttress his point.

the number is 08026343775 called my mtn number.
i have been trying to reach the number, but it says it is not available on the airtel network.
Does anyone recognised this airtel number?

just fill in the space.
let me start
Life is too short to tolerate negative people

how to toast what exactly? is it bread?

wooow

why everybody dey form like say dem no apply na?...abi na sin to dey jobless?

hmmmm....

[quote author=holly-pagan]So every body wants mukina me wan marry her[/quote]mukina is married...stop dreaming

Well i think they should probably change their jersey..Me think its the jersey that is scaring the trophy.

What do you guys think?

faithco: Great,it came at d right time to me.

~~smiley~~ :-)

anyone in the house who works with glo should please let me know.
i just want to inquire about somebody.
thanks.

abeg make we dl the pics and begin spread am thru bb, facebook and any other means. he could be lucky

is the game that difficult? still have some to post but am waiting for others.

i still love nokia n8 though, but android wins it now. so any thing android is good. Dont really fancy bb.

1. if your x-boy friend/x-girl friend wins $50,000,000. find the value of x.
2. A corrupt politician stole #20,000,000. as the police were coming to get him, he quickly gives you the money to deposit in x. find x.


add yours....

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