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nice thread, well, i would rate mine 9.9 the 0.1% was the fact that i misplace my precious laptop this year, but apart from dat it has been a very wonderful and blissful year, achieved a lot and above still very much alive and kicking,

for me, a very jealous guy, i wont even think about it the second time before she goes, wat the hell ( sorry for shouting) just trying to imagine another man entering my wife/gf cun.t GOOOOSH i will never enter it again no matter the amount of holy water use to clean it,

thanks all for appreciating it.

Bishop David Oyedepo Net worth: $150 million Affiliation: Living Faith World Outreach Ministry, also known as Winners Chapel Nigerian Christian author, Preacher and the founder and Presiding Bishop of Living Faith Church World Wide also known as Winners Chapel and its affiliated International churches. He is Nigeria’s wealthiest preacher;owns four private jets and homes in London and the United States. He founded the Living Faith World Outreach Ministry in 1981; it’s now one of Africa’s largest congregations. The Faith Tabernacle, where he hosts three services every Sunday has a capacity of 50,000. Founder and owner of Covenant University, one of Nigeria’s top tertiary institutions, and Faith Academy, an elite high school. He also owns Dominion Publishing House, a publishing company that publishes all his books. Chris Oyakhilome Net worth: $30 million – $50 million Church: Believers’ Loveworld Ministries, a.k.a Christ Embassy Nigerian televangelist, faith healer and founding president of Believers’ LoveWorld Incorporated also known as Christ Embassy, has an estimated net worth between $30 million to $ 50 million. A businessman with diversified interests in newspapers, magazines, a local television station, record label, satellite TV, hotels and real estate. In 2011, he was involved in a $35 million money laundering case in which he was accused of siphoning funds from his church to foreign banks but he pleaded no wrongdoing and the case was eventually dismissed. His church, Christ Embassy, has more than 40,000 members, several of whom are successful business executives and politicians. Temitope Joshua Net worth: $10 million – $15 million Church: Synagogue Church Of All Nations (SCOAN) Nigerian minister, televangelist, humanitarian and faith healer with a net worth estimated net worth of $ 10 million to $15 million. Close- friend of Ghanaian President Atta Mills,T. B. Joshua is the most controversial (for his inexplicable powers to heal all sorts of incurable diseases) and most philanthropic churchman. He heads the Synagogue Church of all Nations (SCOAN) which he founded in 1987; now has over 15,000 worshippers on Sunday service. Synagogue Church Of All Nations currently has branches in Ghana, United Kingdom, Greece and South Africa. Temitope Joshua has given over $20 million to causes in education, healthcare and rehabilitation programs for former Niger Delta militants over the period of three years. He has He owns Emmanuel TV, a Christian television network. Matthew Ashimolowo Net worth: $6 million – $10 million Church: Kingsway International Christian Centre (KICC) Senior Pastor of London’s Kingsway International Christian Centre (KICC), has an estimated net worth of $6 million to $10 million with a confirmed annual salary of £100,000. Most of Matthew Ashimolowo’s wealth comes from the sales of Christian literature and documentaries from his media company, Matthew Ashimolowo media. His Winning Ways programme is aired daily on Premier Radio (London) and Spirit FM (Amsterdam) and on television in Nigeria, Ghana, Zimbabwe, TV Africa, the Trinity Broadcasting Network (TBN) and Europe on The God Channel and Inspirational Network. Chris Okotie Net worth: $3 million -$10 million Church: Household of God Church Leading Nigerian televangelist and pastor of the Household of God Church International Ministries with an estimated net worth of $3 million to $10 million. After a highly successful pop music career in the 80s, he founded Household of God Church. Three-time Nigeria’s presidential candidate, he lost Nigerian presidential elections in 2003, 2007 and 2011. His 5,000 member church consists predominantly of Nollywood celebrities, musicians, and society people.

As Maria Robinson once said,
“Nobody can go back and start a new
beginning, but anyone can start
today and make a new ending.”
Nothing could be closer to the truth.
But before you can begin this
process of transformation you have
to stop doing the things that have
been holding you back.
Here are some ideas to get you
started:
1. Stop spending time with the
wrong people. – Life is too
short to spend time with
people who suck the happiness
out of you. If someone wants
you in their life, they’ll make
room for you. You shouldn’t
have to fight for a spot. Never,
ever insist yourself to someone
who continuously overlooks
your worth. And remember, it’s
not the people that stand by
your side when you’re at your
best, but the ones who stand
beside you when you’re at your
worst that are your true
friends.
2. Stop running from your
problems. – Face them head on.
No, it won’t be easy. There is no
person in the world capable of
flawlessly handling every
punch thrown at them. We
aren’t supposed to be able to
instantly solve problems. That’s
not how we’re made. In fact,
we’re made to get upset, sad,
hurt, stumble and fall. Because
that’s the whole purpose of
living – to face problems, learn,
adapt, and solve them over the
course of time. This is what
ultimately molds us into the
person we become.
3. Stop lying to yourself. – You
can lie to anyone else in the
world, but you can’t lie to
yourself. Our lives improve only
when we take chances, and the
first and most difficult chance
we can take is to be honest
with ourselves. Read The Road
Less Traveled .
4. Stop putting your own needs
on the back burner. – The most
painful thing is losing yourself
in the process of loving
someone too much, and
forgetting that you are special
too. Yes, help others; but help
yourself too. If there was ever a
moment to follow your passion
and do something that matters
to you, that moment is now.
5. Stop trying to be someone
you’re not. – One of the
greatest challenges in life is
being yourself in a world that’s
trying to make you like
everyone else. Someone will
always be prettier, someone
will always be smarter,
someone will always be
younger, but they will never be
you. Don’t change so people
will like you. Be yourself and
the right people will love the
real you.
6. Stop trying to hold onto the
past. – You can’t start the next
chapter of your life if you keep
re-reading your last one.
7. Stop being scared to make a
mistake. – Doing something
and getting it wrong is at least
ten times more productive than
doing nothing. Every success
has a trail of failures behind it,
and every failure is leading
towards success. You end up
regretting the things you did
NOT do far more than the
things you did.
8. Stop berating yourself for old
mistakes. – We may love the
wrong person and cry about
the wrong things, but no
matter how things go wrong,
one thing is for sure, mistakes
help us find the person and
things that are right for us. We
all make mistakes, have
struggles, and even regret
things in our past. But you are
not your mistakes, you are not
your struggles, and you are
here NOW with the power to
shape your day and your
future. Every single thing that
has ever happened in your life
is preparing you for a moment
that is yet to come.
9. Stop trying to buy happiness. –
Many of the things we desire
are expensive. But the truth is,
the things that really satisfy us
are totally free – love, laughter
and working on our passions.
10. Stop exclusively looking to
others for happiness. – If
you’re not happy with who you
are on the inside, you won’t be
happy in a long-term
relationship with anyone else
either. You have to create
stability in your own life first
before you can share it with
someone else. Read Stumbling
on Happiness .
11. Stop being idle. – Don’t think
too much or you’ll create a
problem that wasn’t even there
in the first place. Evaluate
situations and take decisive
action. You cannot change
what you refuse to confront.
Making progress involves risk.
Period! You can’t make it to
second base with your foot on
first.
12. Stop thinking you’re not ready.
– Nobody ever feels 100%
ready when an opportunity
arises. Because most great
opportunities in life force us to
grow beyond our comfort
zones, which means we won’t
feel totally comfortable at first.
13. Stop getting involved in
relationships for the wrong
reasons. – Relationships must
be chosen wisely. It’s better to
be alone than to be in bad
company. There’s no need to
rush. If something is meant to
be, it will happen – in the right
time, with the right person, and
for the best reason. Fall in love
when you’re ready, not when
you’re lonely.
14. Stop rejecting new
relationships just because old
ones didn’t work. – In life you’ll
realize that there is a purpose
for everyone you meet. Some
will test you, some will use you
and some will teach you. But
most importantly, some will
bring out the best in you.
15. Stop trying to compete against
everyone else. – Don’t worry
about what others doing better
than you. Concentrate on
beating your own records
every day. Success is a battle
between YOU and YOURSELF
only.
16. Stop being jealous of others. –
Jealousy is the art of counting
someone else’s blessings
instead of your own. Ask
yourself this: “What’s
something I have that
everyone wants?”
17. Stop complaining and feeling
sorry for yourself. – Life’s
curveballs are thrown for a
reason – to shift your path in a
direction that is meant for you.
You may not see or understand
everything the moment it
happens, and it may be tough.
But reflect back on those
negative curveballs thrown at
you in the past. You’ll often see
that eventually they led you to
a better place, person, state of
mind, or situation. So smile! Let
everyone know that today you
are a lot stronger than you
were yesterday, and you will
be.
18. Stop holding grudges. – Don’t
live your life with hate in your
heart. You will end up hurting
yourself more than the people
you hate. Forgiveness is not
saying, “What you did to me is
okay.” It is saying, “I’m not
going to let what you did to me
ruin my happiness forever.”
Forgiveness is the answer… let
go, find peace, liberate
yourself! And remember,
forgiveness is not just for other
people, it’s for you too. If you
must, forgive yourself, move
on and try to do better next
time.
19. Stop letting others bring you
down to their level. – Refuse to
lower your standards to
accommodate those who
refuse to raise theirs.
20. Stop wasting time explaining
yourself to others. – Your
friends don’t need it and your
enemies won’t believe it
anyway. Just do what you know
in your heart is right.
21. Stop doing the same things
over and over without taking a
break. – The time to take a
deep breath is when you don’t
have time for it. If you keep
doing what you’re doing, you’ll
keep getting what you’re
getting. Sometimes you need
to distance yourself to see
things clearly.
22. Stop overlooking the beauty of
small moments. – Enjoy the
little things, because one day
you may look back and
discover they were the big
things. The best portion of your
life will be the small, nameless
moments you spend smiling
with someone who matters to
you.
23. Stop trying to make things
perfect. – The real world
doesn’t reward perfectionists, it
rewards people who get things
done. Read Getting Things
Done .
24. Stop following the path of
least resistance. – Life is not
easy, especially when you plan
on achieving something
worthwhile. Don’t take the easy
way out. Do something
extraordinary.
25. Stop acting like everything is
fine if it isn’t. – It’s okay to fall
apart for a little while. You
don’t always have to pretend to
be strong, and there is no need
to constantly prove that
everything is going well. You
shouldn’t be concerned with
what other people are thinking
either – cry if you need to – it’s
healthy to shed your tears. The
sooner you do, the sooner you
will be able to smile again.
26. Stop blaming others for your
troubles. – The extent to which
you can achieve your dreams
depends on the extent to which
you take responsibility for your
life. When you blame others for
what you’re going through,
you deny responsibility – you
give others power over that
part of your life.
27. Stop trying to be everything to
everyone. – Doing so is
impossible, and trying will only
burn you out. But making one
person smile CAN change the
world. Maybe not the whole
world, but their world. So
narrow your focus.
28. Stop worrying so much. –
Worry will not strip tomorrow
of its burdens, it will strip today
of its joy. One way to check if
something is worth mulling
over is to ask yourself this
question: “Will this matter in
one year’s time? Three years?
Five years?” If not, then it’s not
worth worrying about.
29. Stop focusing on what you
don’t want to happen. – Focus
on what you do want to
happen. Positive thinking is at
the forefront of every great
success story. If you awake
every morning with the
thought that something
wonderful will happen in your
life today, and you pay close
attention, you’ll often find that
you’re right.
30. Stop being ungrateful. – No
matter how good or bad you
have it, wake up each day
thankful for your life. Someone
somewhere else is desperately
fighting for theirs. Instead of
thinking about what you’re
missing, try thinking about
what you have that everyone
else is missing.

@flash i dont have time for unreasonable talk, i no u want me to notice u, wel i have, hope ure a good guy?

Men were born between the legs of a woman yet every man spend his time and money trying to go back there. Why, because there is no place like home, when did u visit home again

Watever 190, 190@ doesnt change anything, u can check it up, i registered b4 u, why two username, were banned before? Guess yes, anyway am not troublesome, so have fun with nairaland and the packs dat always believe u, good day

I meant 4 years, even iya ya madam wen she come here?

Do u realize @190 dat am 3 years older than u on nairaland register, for God sake wen u start to browse, check ma day register since 08, u just got here, and its because ure jobless u got much post, cant u see

@190 woow, heights of joblessness, anyway now uve got a consultancy job, so my question how do I meet a girl for the first time.?

@odiaero and 190 I was on nairaland 3 years before u registered, check my profile, so no be today I dey nairaland, the reason u ve got so many post is ur joblessness, i have got a job, lock the post if u want, at least dats a job,

@odiaero it is not how far but how well. Ur post might be 10000, and dey dont make sense, i could just put up a post here dat will change, hope u understand wat am trying to say,

Da doctor na yr insult carry weight pass, imagine false image

@hightechbiotech I should have included him in my comparison

@bennyraz I know, i just want to know which is more silly,

I realize that both of them never or hadly make meaningful post or comment in this romance section, they only insult them selves and say all sort of rubbish, 190 is good with useless and meaningless post and comment, never gives any advice only insult most times, always off topic most times ( his specialty) and odiaero seem to give good post and comment but the problem is most if them are full of fabricated lies and fiction (he seems to me like a motivational speaker) one who tells lies to help ppl, so whch is more stupid?

In a glass of pure water, put a boiled egg without its shell and gently gently continually add little salt, come back and interpret ur result, lets see how good u can interpret nature

Please where is the garden if eden located in the world, I woukd like to visit it

This one dat odaiero is replying to every comment here, i dont think he got a job

December 18, 2011 News By Emma Amaize, Warri A group of armed robbers, apparently on
rampage for Christmas, raided the Ogbe-Ijoh
market in Warri, Warri South Local Government
Area of Delta State, yesterday afternoon, and
shot dead a man, his wife and sales girl. The incident happened around 2.00 p.m, The
victims were shot dead at their gold shop for
resisting to hand over gold and other
ornaments demanded by the bandits. The market was deserted by panic-struck
traders even after the bandits escaped, while
a commercial bank close to market quickly
shut its doors. Security agents arrived the market after the
robbers left and were combing the area at the
time of this report. Delta State police spokesman, Mr. Charles Muka,
an assistant superintendent of police, ASP,
confirmed the incident.vanguardngr.com/2011/12/bandits-kills-man-wife-sales-girl-in-warri/

Is there anything that can be done too much?

Is glo working with dstv?

Please I need urgent reply ASAP

It was not d question that was important neither ur answer as corpers but yiur composure, boldness and confidence ability to speak good and fluent english.

Thanks all. I was finally accepted after a two question interview with GM today. Thank u jesus. Thanks for all ur advice and encouragement

@ediddem I dont think its in akwa ibom yet

I think am getting a hint from odunno comment