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your site says this probook 4530s got 500hdd and u say its 320. which is right? please state the full spec of that laptop if its still available and send your address to bacitpbb@gmail.com. send it asap as on saturday am getting a new system + include the gb of the grahic card. thanks

why is this on the frontpage?

if this had happen in a more advance country, all the above names would have been detained for serious interrogation

NIGERIA’s six arms of government — executive, legislature, cabals, protesters, judiciary and terrorists — have been engaged in a weekly battle for supremacy over which arm would dominate the news headlines. At the turn of the New Year, the executive gained the upper hand when they removed the subsidy on fuel. Reports say this made President Jonathan very proud and happy butit was to be short-lived as the protesters arm took over the next week, and even gained international media attention. The jealousy from the other arms was palpable. Next to make the news was the terrorists arm in Kano, then the legislators through the house probe panel in which the cabal arm made guest appearances. Last week was the judiciary week as the angry courts deposed the Obong of Calabar, remanded the Edo Attorney General in prison custody for four days, sentenced Hamza Al-Mustapha to death, ended the tenures of five governors and acquitted ex-speaker Bankole and his deputy. As the strategy sessions continue and a new week begins, the question on the lips of all Nigerians is which arm would seize the momentum this week? Actually we would soon have the seventh arm (biafranist).

will u sell that hp 4530s u early advertise for 85k?

i posted this with my phone and i actually arranged them using quick office. DONT know why it reformatted itself after posting.

16. Fresh, Clean Bed Sheets – You yank at the corner of the bedspread to create just enough space to slide your body under the freshly cleaned sheets. The sheets feel cool to the touch. Everything seems so clean, like nobody has ever slept in this bed before. 17. A Beautiful View – As the car veers around the side of the mountain you gaze out the passenger window. It’s a clear, sunny day and you can see the entire valley below filled with wild flowers and bright green vegetation. The scenery reminds you of something you once saw in National Geographic. But here it is live, right before your eyes. 18. Reminiscing About Old Times with Your Closest Friends – Pink Floyd once said “the memories of a man in his old age are the deeds of a man in his prime”. There is no simple pleasure more satisfying than recounting the greatest moments of your life with your closest friends who lived these moments alongside you. 19. Receiving an Unexpected Compliment – It’s been an average day. Nothing really great has happened, but nothing terrible occurred either. This monotonous day has put you in a dreary mood. Unexpectedly, an older, attractive lady taps you on the shoulder, calls you “handsome” and says she loves your shirt. The day just got a whole lot better. 20. Having a Good Laugh – Laughter is the greatest cure of all. Life is extraordinary in the moments when you are laughing so hard you can barely breathe. These moments of deep laughter are divine in the sense that they cleanse your mood and set your mind on a positive track. 21. The Feeling After a Healthy Workout - It’s a giddy feeling of self accomplishment; the one true activity that actually makes you feel better and look better simultaneously. When you walk out the front door of the gym you are on top of the world. 22. The Celebration in the Instant Something Makes Sense – Even now that it has explained to you for the third time, you just don’t understand how it works. Everyone else seems to understand but you. Then out of the blue the dots connect in your mind. You finally get it, and it feels great! 23. Relaxing Outdoors on a Sunny Day – As you relax sprawled out in a lawn chair, the sun warms your skin and a light breeze keeps the temperature comfortable. Birds are chirping merrily in the trees behind you. You are at complete peace with the environment. 24. Holding Hands with Someone You Love – Every time she grabs your hand you are overcome with an awareness of how much she means to you. Holding hands is sensual and physically intimate, yet subtle. There are few people you allow to hold your hand, so when it happens you can be sure that the moment is special. 25. Playing in the Water – Water marvels people of all ages. From jumping in puddles as a child, to doing cannon balls in the pool as an adolescent, to enjoying a cocktail in the Jacuzzi as an adult… water is enjoyable. 26. Making Someone Smile – You notice that your colleague has been under a great deal of stress with meeting a deadline, so you take it upon yourself to complete one of her indirect responsibilities for her. As soon as she realizes what you did, she comes into your office with a big smile on her face. “Thank you”, she says. You just hit two birds with one stone, because making her smile just made your day. 27. Finishing What You Started – You just finished up a big project you’ve been working on for the last few months, or maybe you just finished your first marathon… Either way, you finalized what you set out to accomplish. The feeling of self accomplishment you get when you finish what you started is by far one of the most rewarding simple pleasures life has to offer. A comprehensive list of life’s simple pleasures would be quite extensive. With a few sporadic exceptions, I believe these simple pleasures hold universal appeal and if you got more add it.

Here are some few things life has to offer, I read them and they interest me so I decided to share and hope someone finds them interesting too. 1. Sleeping In on a Rainy Day – As the rain beats lightly against the window, you nestle your head deeper into your pillow. The sound is soothing and your bed feels like a sanctuary. There is no place you would rather be. 2. Finding Money You Didn’t Know You Had – You reach into your pocket and find a 1000 note bill from the last time you wore these jeans. You aren’t rich, but you are richer than you were a second earlier. 3. Making Brief Eye Contact with Someone of the Opposite Sex– You pass her on the street or in the subway. She glances up at you momentarily, making direct eye contact in a way that seems to communicate a subtle curiosity. For a split second it makes you think… and then it’s gone. 4. Skinny Dipping – There is something mysteriously liberating about being naked in a body of water. You are naked, but it feels natural, a sense of unrefined freedom. 5. Seeing a Friend Stumble Over Himself – As you walk across the street with your friend, he fails to accurately address the curb on the other side. He trips and stumbles around momentarily before regaining his footing, then swiftly attempts to play it off like nothing happened. This can be a hilarious sight if the moment is right. 6. Hearing the Right Song at the Right Moment - It doesn’t matter what the setting is, hearing the right song for that moment is one of those simple pleasures in life that instantly lifts your spirits. You could be driving home from work, hanging out at a bar with friends, or jogging. When the right song rattles your ear drums the entire meaning of life seems crystal clear. 7. The First Sip of a Beverage When You’re Thirsty – You just finished mowing the lawn or taking a long jog. The only thing on your mind is an ice- cold glass of water. When you are really, really thirsty, that first sip of any liquid beverage is sheer bliss. 8. Catching a Glimpse of Bare Skin on the Opposite Sex – For guys, it’s when the waitress bends over a little too far. For girls it’s seeing that buff guy in a Speedo. Either way, when you see a bit more skin than you were expecting on the opposite sex, you can’t help but to smirk on the inside. 9. Saying the Same Thing Simultaneously – There is a moment of silence. Then all of the sudden you and your friend blurt out the same exact set of words simultaneously. This rare occurrence is something to smile about. 10. The Pull-Through Parking Spot – You pull into a parking spot and are delighted to see the availability of the parking spot immediately in front of you. You pull through to the spot in front so that when you return to the car you can drive forward out of the parking spot. Why? Because driving backwards is a pain in the butt. 11. Realizing You Have More Time to Sleep – Something abruptly awakens you and you think it’s time to get up. Then you squint over at your alarm clock and realize you still have 2 more hours to sleep. A warm euphoric feeling shoots though your body as you glide gracefully back to your dreams. 12. People Watching – Sitting there on your bench you can see people in every direction. Tall people, small people, thin and plump. Blond, brunette, and redhead alike. Each of them has a different stride and a unique expression. As you drift from body to body you are mesmerized by what you see. 13. Putting On Clothes Straight from the Dryer – As soon as the dryer buzzes, you pull out your clothes and put them on. They feel soothingly warm on your skin and emit a fresh-scented aroma into the air. A sentiment of ease comes over you as you head out to conquer the day. 14. A Familiar Smell – You just pulled into your parent’s driveway and opened the car door. You haven’t been home in a long while. You smell familiarity in the air, the scent of a large pine tree in the neighbor’s yard. As you head through the front door, more familiar smells consume your senses. Gosh, it feels good to be home 15. The Feeling You Get When Your Idea Works – You have been struggling to resolve a complex problem all day and you just can’t seem to get it right. Filled with frustration, you decide to exercise one last idea before calling it a night. You’ve had many ideas before that failed miserably… but this time it works.

it is wa for you

i was just laughing dat my colleagues began to wonder

yes ooh. torture him to give out all the information

actually people dont talk in heaven they only sing BTW if there is going to be talking it will be through intercom, wen ur number is dialed there will 2 ends if i speak igbo, and you speak yoruba no problem the ITS will simply convert it vice a versa

now that bh wants all muslim state to be sharia state. i have a little idea what it means to the state but i want a muslim or anybody who knows it well enough to highlight the characteristics of a sharia state.

if acn are the worst governors in nigeria, then pdp will be what?

hope our deluded and retarded government wont fall for this crap. wahala dey ooh

source: nigeria info 99.30. na wa oh

@freecocoa are u seriously a virgin? lwtmf please can u upload ur virgin certificate. note: must be from a reputable PRIVATE hospital.

depending on the school, if its uniben am sure it wont work because i got 4.48 and wasnt giving first class.

Is this suppose to be an advice, a joke, a story or an advert? If its an advice take it to family or lecture center, if its a joke take it to kiddies joke section, and if u were telling a story i believe there is an approapriate section for that and lastly if u are advertising a link then place it on advert section. Thank you

it seem to me that we have run out of jokes. please lets stop recycling and manufacture new jokes

what?

i admit posting this on the wrong section. mod move it to music section btw i think we really need to stop copying the american because you cant grow beyond the limits of the one you imitate

my problem is why cant we sing our own song in our own idol. MUST WE SING AMERICA MUSIC. has anybody notice this?

reading your comments so far, i can deductively say that we all have equal share of the blame. But most of our past rulers if not all, were either greedy or tribalistic

@manmust my 24gb was filled up. the data and information i stored were too valuable to lose. i did risk my life big time but i thank GOD.

thanks so much @drummaboy

since you are such a great editor why dint u highlight the wondows i wrote instead of window

@muskeeta u really cant speak english more than i do but thanks for the pointer anyway. i was typing so fast with my phone and not my laptop this morning as i wanted to meet up with d staff bus. got it?

Why i was coming back from work 8:11 today, due to some reason the staff bus was not ON and we had to open the wondows. Just sitting close to the window i was busy operating my phone ( nokia n8) and suddenly somebody snash the phone from my hand through the window ( yaba area). Immediately without thinking if the guy had a gun with him, i just jump out through the window and started shouting thief theif, to my greatest supprise many people came out of their car and started pursuing the guy. To God be the glory he was caught and my phone recovered. He was almost beaten to death if not for the intervention of a police officer. Please if you normally use your phone like this at night stop it. Nairalander help ya boy thank God ooh.

glad i made someone laff today