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Pastor rears chicken in the church premises. One expensive co.ck went missing. At church the next day, Pastor asked, "Who has a co.ck?" All the men got up. No I mean "Who has seen a co.ck?" All the women got up. No, no, i meant "who has seen a co.ck that isn't theirs?" Half of the women got up. Oh for goodness sakes!! "Who has seen my co.ck?" All the choir girls stood up.

Pastor rears chicken in the church premises. One expensive cock went missing. At church the next day, Pastor asked, "Who has a cock?" All the men got up. No I mean "Who has seen a cock?" All the women got up. No, no, i meant "who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?" Half of the women got up. Oh for goodness sakes!! "Who has seen my cock?" All the choir girls stood up.

@executinal murtala mohammed and buhari tried now, at least no much history of corruption. I think ibb and obj have 60% blame on their head

what makes you think obama can rule nigeria. BTW this should be on joke section

is it ibb, obj, abacha, atiku, buhari, past senate president, business men, colonial masters or we the masses?

tosinville hope u dint have rough day? just asking

fadeyi dats close to my area,

for me i stay in onipanu, lagos

no i want you to be a man.

this guy is high on cheap stuff

wat do u consider a waste of time? your time explaining to me or marriage?

@sauer please can u tell me ur reason for not considering marriage it could be wat i just want to hear. thank you

@op i think u should see a psychiatrist because the ppl on this thread wont help you out

@slimyem hope ure not a ugly girl? because na only ugly girls dey para like dis or did u recently cheat on your guy?

those guys are confuse they are totally clueless about wat they want

@slimyem today is a good day so its too early to be fustrated @acodosis dats wat it is

You walk into a room and find your lover and your best friend under the sheets both naked. when they see you, they both scream april fool. You look at the calendar and realize that it is indeed April 1st. what would you do?

thanks all >>end of thread>>

thanks @mamalola and @hornipipe i dint force u to read it so dont call it crap. this is a forum where u interact with people about issues dat bother u. So if you have something to say just say it. thanks for your understanding

thanks @mamalola and @hornipipe i dint force u to read it so dont call it crap. this is a forum where u interact with people about issues dat bother u. So if you have something to say just say it. thanks for your understanding

@born2fuck u have a point there. In summary u are saying its hard in our present day world to find a good wife.

Thanks @freecocoa i hope and pray that some how i find sumbody dat can make me change my mind, as of now i feel this way. I so much hate polygamy cos am from one. Does marriage on contract works in nigeria? And how can it help my situation?

@good girl @sexkillz a friend of mine i discuss dis with told me that when i attend his wedding and regularly visit his home i will change my mind. I no there are lots of disadvantages but if i got my kids born with my sperm not adoption they could be my companion, while taking care of sex urge once a while. I dont care about wat my family says abt dis i make my own decisions

Am currently young and single. Only had 2 serious date/gf. Why i was going to work this morning i just kept pondering on this issue. Should i marry or just have maybe 2 or three kids and raise them up myself ( with help ofcourse). Now dont think am crazy, thr reason am thinking abt this is because of wats happening around me. My mum and dad got divorce wen i was 5( cant go into details) , my aunty recently got married to a guy she met in school and the guy is already tired because my aunty keep checking the his fone and messages leading to quarrel daily, for God sake the guy is banker and got friends and business associates. A man in my neighbourhood just left his house with 3 kids since a month now because he couldnt stand the woman anymore. This is just my own little story i know there arr a lot out there. I know that nobody is perfect but am thinking if the sole reason for marriage is kids, then why cant i go for the kids and dish that "marital war" called marriage. I mean be free to do watever u wanna do. I may be getting this whole idea wrong thats why am here to get more insight. Can u convince me why i should get married and not remain single. Pls dont insult me just throw more light. Thks for ur thoughtful and reasonable replys.

for once i agree with mikuz. kid section please

so because u want your post to get to 1000 u want to us to keep reading such trash. U need to quit smoking

@mikuz if this joke made u laff then u need to stop smoking

Dont smoke and open a thread. If you must smoke dont open a thread and if you must open a thread dont smoke

dont smoke and open a thread if you must smoke dont open a thread and if you must open a thread dont smoke