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Education / Re: Scam Alert!!! Fg Never Gave Date For School's Resumption,debunk Any Such News by ozilo1chance(m): 2:11pm On May 24, 2020
I've always known that those were ordinary rumors.
Still waiting for the official statement though.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-Trick As Portugal Win 6-0 Vs Lithuania by ozilo1chance(m): 10:53pm On Nov 14, 2019
Nawa ooo.... yet another hatrick

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Genk Vs Liverpool : UCL (1 - 4) On 23rd October 2019 by ozilo1chance(m): 9:41pm On Oct 23, 2019
uunwanaobong3:
AS LIVERPOOL WIN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE LAST SEASON, I THINK SAY UEFA, MEDIA AND ALL FOOTBALL LOVERs CALLED THEM THE BEST TEAM IN EUROPE, I did'nt know that liverpool has lost their four consercutive away matches in champion league before today?........ Best team my ass, overrate average/lucky club with average players

Check b4 you post bro

Not 4 consecutive away matches but
4 consecutive away matches IN THE GROUP STAGES b4 today.

Remember we defeated Bayern Munich 1-3 at the Allianz arena in round of 16

We also defeated FC Porto 1-4 at the Estadio Do dragao in the QFs last season.

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores 700th Career Goal In Portugal Match by ozilo1chance(m): 5:11pm On Oct 15, 2019
Binikingdowm:
Messi is just less than 30 goals away and has played 150 less matches. Messi is also 3 years younger than Ronaldo(let that sink in).

Messi has more career assists than Ronaldo despite playing lesser games and he's the only player ever to win both play maker award and goal scorer. Which is almost impossible feat.

Messi isn't really a striker but much of a midfider but has more goal ratio than the so called "goal machine". Messi has won 6 golden boots( highest ever) while ronaldo has 4.

So next time stfu


Messi is two years younger and will possibly retire b4 CR7 dats because CR7 is very fit and has a great shape.


who says Messi is not a striker..... show me that person and I will show you a fool.
Sports / Re: Ranking Of Footballers: From Goat To Overrated By Sportbible by ozilo1chance(m): 4:41pm On Oct 15, 2019
eni4real:
It was CR7 luck, not fault..

He got injured like Salah in a final match against the toughest opponent but Eder, Pepe and Nani stepped up and win the trophy..

No fault at all.. It is luck...

Just like Sunday Mba delivering the AFCON trophy to Nigeria!!!. .

Then I guess everyone (Messi included) needs a bit of luck to be successful or should I say complete.
Sports / Re: Ranking Of Footballers: From Goat To Overrated By Sportbible by ozilo1chance(m): 3:12pm On Oct 15, 2019
eni4real:
That was a 2016 Copa America.. A competition in which Messi scored 5 goals and recorded 4 assists!!
It is a disservice that the striker of the team will miss the chance to put the team ahead!!

Eder and Guedes??

They are life savers like Sunday Mba...

Every superstars need such players in a team unlike Higuain, the best player in Ac Milan, Chelsea and Argentina history!!! tongue

Alright, I agree that every team and not just superstars need those "life savers" because they are not robots and can't be everywhere at a time.... I get it, I really do believe me......... but that's in no way CR7's fault.... I guess you'll just have to deal with it.
Sports / Re: Ranking Of Footballers: From Goat To Overrated By Sportbible by ozilo1chance(m): 3:12pm On Oct 15, 2019
eni4real:
That was a 2016 Copa America.. A competition in which Messi scored 5 goals and recorded 4 assists!!
It is a disservice that the striker of the team will miss the chance to put the team ahead!!

Eder and Guedes??

They are life savers like Sunday Mba...

Every superstars need such players in a team unlike Higuain, the best player in Ac Milan, Chelsea and Argentina history!!! tongue

Alright, I agree that every team and not just superstars need those "life savers" because they are not robots and can't be everywhere at a time.... I get it, I really do believe me......... but that's in no way CR7's fault.
Sports / Re: Ranking Of Footballers: From Goat To Overrated By Sportbible by ozilo1chance(m): 3:01pm On Oct 15, 2019
eni4real:
Yes na!!
Argentina won the World cup in 1978!! The first one!!

Mario Kempes won the World cup golden ball and Golden boot!!!

Ok.... I thought that the hand of God & that wonder against England happened in 1986 WC
Sports / Re: Ranking Of Footballers: From Goat To Overrated By Sportbible by ozilo1chance(m): 2:52pm On Oct 15, 2019
eni4real:
Clowns??
Tell that to Portugal superstars that lost to Greece in 2004 Euro finals!!!

You call players playing Europe top 5 leagues, clowns??

Your Rashidi Yekini must be a clown too!!!

Want to see a joke?? Yes, see:


Eni, stop drifting.


He was figuratively speaking.........he meant that the Chile squad/team was inferior (i.e with less superstars) to the Argentines, but ended up defeating Argentina TWICE CONSECUTIVELY in the finals.



That photo of yours is getting old, as in very old.
He missed chance was that he missed it, stop trying to paint, bend or give another meaning or look.......or do you want to blame Eder & Guedes for their respective strikes....... what is CR7's fault that they scored & Messi's teammates couldn't.

I don't want to ever see that picture again from your post















PS: The last paragraph was a on a lighter mode though
Sports / Re: Ranking Of Footballers: From Goat To Overrated By Sportbible by ozilo1chance(m): 2:29pm On Oct 15, 2019
eni4real:
Still he did not win the Golden boot..

Kempes won the Golden boot and the Golden ball combined in 1978 World cup... Yet, he is not as overhyped as VARadona who was supposed to be red carded in the quarter final for scoring an intentional handball goal!!!

Did you just type 1978 world cup




Eni please check again
Sports / Re: Ranking Of Footballers: From Goat To Overrated By Sportbible by ozilo1chance(m): 2:13pm On Oct 15, 2019
Soso990240:
Individual brilliance. Messi has it more than all of them. How many of them has scored up to 50 goals in a season? Messi that is not a No9 striker did it.

You say wetin





I present to you CR7 THE GOAT

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Sports / Re: Ranking Of Footballers: From Goat To Overrated By Sportbible by ozilo1chance(m): 12:48pm On Oct 15, 2019
DanXplore:


Lol in what universe is player of the century better than as many ballon d'or? Remember that Pelle played in the era where football was less sophisticated unlike Messi.

Also, I think it is more ideal to consider a player's individual performance than collective. No matter how good a player is, if you have very useless defenders who concede goals all the time, you will not go far in footbal and this could be illustrated well with the match Barca played against Liverpool in the most recent UEFA

Don't forget that Messi won gold for his country at the junior level and so presuming that he is not GOAT because he has not won a thing for his country is out of place. Also, Messi has taken his country to world cup finals atleast twice or even more. All the key playmakings and goals where made by him. What more do you want from Messi? Should Messi attack, midfield, defend and keep goals out simultaneously?




Abegi, junior level is way different from Senior level in all aspects, so don't even go there

Messi was bad in that UCL match vs Liverpool as well as his teammates...... all that was needed of him was to score JUST A SINGLE GOAL....... I sincerely doubt if that can happen for a team with CR7 in it........ Or are trying to say that Barcelona's defence that got them ALL THE WAY to semis was bad overnight.


Messi has only been to 1 world cup final... in which he didn't even score a WC knockout goal...... get your facts right bro.

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Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko Celebrates Regina Daniels On Her 19th Birthday (Photos) by ozilo1chance(m): 3:49pm On Oct 10, 2019
Ekwensu1:
the bold is the cause of many illegalities found today in Nigeria from money rituals to fraud
no be everyone go be rich like Ned
if my legit hustle cannot keep my babe that means she's not the one for me

Hmmm, truer words have never been said

but of what use is the truth when it comes from Ekwensu
Sports / Re: Messi Breaks Ronaldo's Record Of Most Club Goals (420) In Europe's Top Leagues by ozilo1chance(m): 12:02am On Oct 08, 2019
grin
mystical109:
how many goals did he score at sporting

Not too sure how many but I think 4 or 5
He didn't score much though

but if you add that it will surpass Messi's total surely.



grin Now this is me being sarcastic
but it's the truth still.......so let's wait 4 Messi to truly surpass that b4 bringing out premature records
Sports / Re: Messi Breaks Ronaldo's Record Of Most Club Goals (420) In Europe's Top Leagues by ozilo1chance(m): 10:15pm On Oct 07, 2019
What about the goals he scored in Portugal for Sporting Lisbon




please don't tell me that the Portuguese Primera Division is not a top league because since we are talking about club football goals then those should be counted as well.
Celebrities / Re: MI Abaga Celebrates His 38th Birthday (Photo) by ozilo1chance(m): 9:59pm On Oct 04, 2019
Happy birthday MI

The swagger is janded
The swagger is branded
The swagger is confident because
Container has landed






Still one of the best we have around though
more grace to your elbow

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NYSC / Re: Official NYSC Batch "C" 2019 Time Table Is Out by ozilo1chance(m): 6:14pm On Oct 03, 2019
Hmm. Are you sure this is official??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 30th September 2019 by ozilo1chance(m): 9:49pm On Sep 30, 2019
Granit Xhaka and yellow cards are 5 & 6

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Brighton & Hove Albion (2 - 0) On 28th September 2019 by ozilo1chance(m): 4:38pm On Sep 28, 2019
Chelsea finally win at home in EPL since the creation of the world.
Career / Re: Why Masturbation Can Destroy Your Career by ozilo1chance(m): 9:50pm On Sep 18, 2019
Freehuman:
When I read for 2 hours, I take 30 minutes Break to masturbate and ease tension. I'm intelligent and productive. My John Thomas is still more than 7 inches huge ,you know I masturbate on my study table so I get to measure it with a ruler.

Masturbation can prolong ejaculation when you eventually have sex. If you're intelligent you will be able to control when you release your semen with your brain when you have normal sex. Also, the pattern you hold your organ during masturbation should not be the position you'd like to insert your organ during sex. If you use one position masturbate for a year and actually change it believe me you'll stay for over an hour before ejaculating. Ejaculation is mental, it's what I came to understand. A man easily ejaculates in his "comfort zone ".


This is a first hand information from one who has spent seven straight years in the game. Shout out to the Vaseline crew.

Ma broda I sincerely hail thee

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Napoli Vs Liverpool: UCL (2 - 0) On 17th September 2019 by ozilo1chance(m): 9:51am On Sep 18, 2019
Liverpool will surely top Group E
mark my words
Career / Re: Company To Pay Damages For A French Engineer Who Died While Having Sex by ozilo1chance(m): 6:43pm On Sep 10, 2019
AgreatMan:


I think this news article was clear enough. He died while on a company assignment irrespective of whether it was on or off duty.

If he didn't go on that assignment, he wouldn't have met that woman n wouldn't have died.

They have also drawn d line that s#x is just like any other daily activity like eating, jogging, driving or walking. Which means that if he had an heart attack while jogging, it's d same as having an heart attack during s#x.

Very sound judgement devoid of any moral or religious sentiments.

I dey tells you.

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Romance / Re: Abby, University Of Ibadan Nursing Student Stretches To Impossible Positions by ozilo1chance(m): 11:40am On Sep 07, 2019
Emmanuel226:
dis us d second tym,i hv seen u doing dis sh*t angry

And how many times have you requested for likes on football threads.






Perfect example of kettle calling pot black.
Romance / Re: Lady Told Boyfriend She Loves Horses; He Got Porsche Cayenne Turbo541 Horsepower by ozilo1chance(m): 10:40am On Sep 03, 2019
Asifiwe:
The thing under our thigh is powerful, it commandeers kings, and makes even a Samsom act foolishly. Who runs the world? GIRLS
I have kept mine for Mr Right,

In between your thighs you mean?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 2) On 1st September 2019 by ozilo1chance(m): 6:33pm On Sep 01, 2019
But must Granit Xhaxa always receive a yellow card?

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Science/Technology / Re: Python Gunned Down In Badagry While Swallowing A Goat It Strangled To Death by ozilo1chance(m): 1:41pm On Aug 28, 2019
ceaser:

grin
Keep clicking that play icon. Once it reaches twenty clicks, it'll play. It's the way Nairaland Seun programmed it to prevent inadvertent clicks that may unnecessarily stress his bandwidth.

This is a joke


please be guided.
Health / Re: What Is The Difference Between The White Vitamin C Tablets And The Orange Ones? by ozilo1chance(m): 8:50pm On Aug 27, 2019
naturefellow:
the white ones (vanilla) are more efficacious apparently!


VANILLA KWA


Nawa oooo

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Health / Re: What Is The Difference Between The White Vitamin C Tablets And The Orange Ones? by ozilo1chance(m): 8:41pm On Aug 27, 2019
DaddyMorenike:
it's obviously a joke bro.
Yeah.... I later realized that on the second thought.

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Health / Re: What Is The Difference Between The White Vitamin C Tablets And The Orange Ones? by ozilo1chance(m): 8:38pm On Aug 27, 2019
Antipob777:
The white one contains parenchyma, cholenchyma, and heals faster while the colour one contains chererechyma and hypothalamus with makes its flavour sweet on the mouth but cant heal faster.

I advice you take 5 white one and mix it with one colour to kill the sour taste.


Eehen...... what about Sclerenchyma nkor.






if I knack you Jazz.
Health / Re: What Is The Difference Between The White Vitamin C Tablets And The Orange Ones? by ozilo1chance(m): 8:26pm On Aug 27, 2019
DaddyMorenike:
There is a major difference.
The white tablet contains superior infrastructural hemoglobin and cataracts which enhances physiological sedimentation of chromosomes.
The orange one does not.
God bless you.


Fallacy fallacy ooo.���

Bros, abeg use small small dey lie now

Or do you think there no learned persons in this forum?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Norwich City Vs Chelsea (2 - 3) Full Time by ozilo1chance(m): 3:08pm On Aug 24, 2019
*sighs*
Chelsea finally wins a football match since the beginning of the world.

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