₦airaland Forum

hmmm... this one everyone just dey buy warships... hope we are safe?

natureblack:
hope you are apprised with the abilities and limitation of your centre back.........they are one funny collaboration.

relax and just watch the match... "arsenal as a team will hit their highest form from today "

Funjosh:
Aresenal no fit win na

quote me after d match..

Arsenal 4-1 Newcastle

if arsenal lose, I will deal with wenger personally and I promise to do that dramatically.

BackDatAssUp:
This must be one of those Ijaw girls that MEND and CAN alongside oritsejafor and Jonathan are using to target Muslims in the north.


Yeye dey smell.

what's this one saying?

remsonik:
Na those yeye boys wey dey advertise tattoos and body piercing I hate most. Most of them look so dirty.

heiyaa... it's alright..now we know
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intergral:
is being the first lady the mark she has made? "Everybody can be a leader but not everybody is a good leader" Mr MAN: I am currently doing my I.T at Nigerian refugees agency Abuja, for the past 3months we have received dozens of letters from different churches requesting for help to the displaced people from adamawa, borno and yobe. When we went to yola adamawa state we met about 10,000 refugees from adamawa only we came back to abuja and write a letter to the ministry, president , and even the first lady since she's a monther and can consider but all were ignored till today. We have to gather money from our staff including the I.T students donated and bought food to share for them. Few weeks ago were told that first lady when to bayelsa to share rice for their election................. I don't know if you're among those that received the rice or she's your sister for you to insult me but I forgive you........ Before people depend on N.T.A for everything that happened in Nigeria but now its the other way round imagine the 20girls that were recently kidnapped to my biggest surprise I only saw it on social media so please tell me the good thing she did for you that made to boldly insult me?

they say what goes around comes around... ur first post which I quoted made me insult "I'm sorry about that" but I think it's high time we stopped insulting goodluck and his wife because it doesn't speak well of our country... insults doesnt change people.

prinznazzy:
Bt in a case wen d 1st lady can barely say a sentence witout blunder, hw wuld regards b given to education at all

"Mr know it all" the last time I checked nobody is perfect in English, secondly. English is a borrowed language so, whether She murders English or not at least she's tried.... if we check very well, She might even speak better than your mother...

intergral:
If you read PEJ's biography you will know that she was a confused woman imagine the jobs she did before: she was a teacher( I even wonder watin she dey use teach her students or maybe na deaf and dumb students) , she was a banker, lecturer, carpenter, mechanic, biologist, medical doctor, plantain seller, shoe shiner, conductor, footballer, software engineer, mathematician, okada rider and many more............. She met jonathan Drunk in one of the Bars in OTUOKE trying to sell his shoes to buy one bottle of gulder......... She was awarded P.H.D from one fake university in korea and she is planning to be awarded professor in CHAD!!!!!! Mehn dis country too much oh, hehehe my sweet 9ja...... Carry stone help me hit the like button

was searching for the "dislike" button.... dumb fellow why insult someone Who has made her mark as a human being? every Nigerian knows that woman but u? u are just a confused nairalander looking for "likes" for derogatory post ...smh dummy...Demi imp.

izaray:
Funny ops, the ears are still part of sense organ na, ops u dey fall my hands die

sowie

izaray:
Funny ops, the ears are still part of sense organ na, ops u dey fall my hands die

sowie

izaray:
@Poster, ur post make sense die! Those dat av ears should pls try and make good use of it.

buh we read things here.. we don't listen on nairaland with our ear we read with our eyes ... what are u gonna do about?

... Concerning kristina1 (I give up on this one) .. She comments on every topic I create,
I don't know what she wants from me.[/quote]that's what we call love...lol

ted1741:
A police officer stopped a pastor for speeding, the pastor asked him: how did u know I was speeding, the officer told him the man above (an officer in a small aircraft with stop watch/timer that records speeds of moving vehicles). The officer simply said the man above and the pastor said, "oh, if he said so, it must be true that I was speeding because my God does not lie and as a pastor, I believe in Him 100%. The police officer said, no I don't mean God, just officer in the aircraft. The true man of God retorted, u son of a bitch, i never speed and wasn't speeding, now can i go.

this joke is so lame that it got me infuriated... damn!!!

30ammy:
When my neighbours daughter died,a guy that came to sympathise said "eya so them go bury this girl with her big bossom" I just looked at him and told him to remove the bossom and preserve it in his fridge.....thats the most stupid stuff have heard.

I smell lies...hmm

#Nice.. don't see anything boring here..

at last Suarez fulfills my wish 3 1

I just want Suarez to score tonight

coded01:
PES things...

I dey tell u. bro

neymar na player oh... see that placing... ♥

Riclord001:
how did d court find out d content? if they did, y will they restrain one from exercising one of his fundamental rights?

Google it.♥

when they should be concerned with d county's falling economy they're are busy releasing controversial books that will create social unrest... elders of nowadays are a disgrace to the younger generation!

when u have money to spend, Xmas will never sound boring to ya...

this guy must be ill... I mean d poster.

its 8 o'clock on d dot, that's why I didn't read the whole of the writeup. can someone give me a summary so that I can comment?

ogb5:
Babangida knew that Idiagbon was the only obstacle to the success of the coup that is why they waited for him to travel out of the country before staging the coup.

Buhari was just a figure head in that government. The overthrow of buhari was very easy once Idiagbon was out of the country. Babangida just placed a call to buhari that he should vacate dodan barracks within 15mins and the mumu Buhari vacated the seat in less than 10 minutes. Even faster than the requested time.

this man sef... lol

Agybabe:
Don't conclude so fast guys. Mine is an exemption.

Op you might have experienced this because maybe your lips ain't sweet or maybe an odour.

But a girl tends to kiss a soft-sweet-tender-succulent lips better than a dark-hard-scaly lips.

Gosh! That turns me off totally.

hehehehe..lmao

mine is john d apostle because Jesus loved him so much that he never died out of persecution...

can someone please lone Wenger and get me ancelotti, please?.... this wenger man should return wen he's got his damned brain checked!...smh.

Lordabas:
lmao! Did Y'all see how the eagles scampered when fans invaded the pitch?! Very funny sight !!!

kk

omon24: Ayexcel. the guy is pure and his data, the cheapest.

I can attest to this

Israel turn bad.. corrupter = Nigeria, corruptee = Israeli... kikikiki