₦airaland Forum

Flier:
LOl just stop being a mumu already because I don’t get how a third class student will be making fun of a first class student.
We all should stop talking about the shameless party that won just one governorship position and less than 30 federal rep

Fool at least peter obi attended university and got 3 class. Wat of ur darling dadies PMB and Tinubu(drug lord) dat don't have any. Even comon primary 6 certificate dey nor get. U should b ashamed of urself. I pity ur parents because dey birth a lunatic

Zeal0000007:
I and my gal are planning settling down despite genotype not matching , she's AS same with me, but because of medical technological advancements, we visited a specialist who told us that we can still marry if we so desired to be together.

Just that If we can afford the cost of going for foetus testing whenever she's pregnant so as to ascertain the genotype of the child. According to him if the test is conducted and it turns out to be AA or AS, we can keep it, but if it's SS we determate, I have spoken to my gal and we are yet a decide despite this seeming goodnews that we can still be together if we choose to, she really wanted us together same with me.
On my part, I have been in terrible and toxic relationship for the past 4years that almost claimed my life but God served from her. And this my current gal came along and she's exactly what I prayed God for, she's really like a gift to me, since she came I have had peace of mind I don't want to loose her because of genotype but thank God for this technically medical advancement , please I want to know if anyone have undergone this treatment before , what's your experience or experiences

Truth be told. Oga run for your life. I av seen family friends caring for their ss child. Omo the experience na hell

INTEGRITYA1:
She didn't list money, meanwhile we all knows that money answereth all things.

She listed the conditions to include maturity, kindness and sensitivity.

Oga dat kindness, and sensitivity hmmm, pass money oh

Nsogbu001:
How do you want it dear?

Brother hungry dey ninja oh, shud i post my aza

SpecialAdviser:
Na so. Rubber stamp NBC. Shameless mofos.

What about all the useless talks from El Rufai?

Oga E Rufai is still a siting governor, he has immunity

BigCabal:
https://www.zikoko.com/ships/love-life-were-married-but-celibate/

Oh God, tales of two confused idiot

habsydiamond:
The problem now is that they are not even tired of failing... solve this equation .. I just clock 71 today and my daughter is 62. How old was I when I gave birth to her

Guy na 9 years oh, wahala nor too much

Footballisfun:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPsE5LH3OtY



Source- https://punchng.com/afconq-super-eagles-fly-out-to-bissau-for-djurtus-clash/

Wat is a sane national team still doing wit musa??

Dreal1247:
May his soul rest in peace. The only opportunity to become a Governor has been twarted by the village people.

Why are you always quoting this faith moniker, or is it wat i am thinking

EKONGKING:
Developers developing India by force.

India is no man land.

If only Inec allowed polling stations in Indian jails and in India ,Peter Obi would have won in a landslide.

India should train their immigration officers about how to recognise a particular tribe hell bent on bringing development in their country.

From ur username it seems ur are from my tribe akwa ibom. But sorry dear u are a disgrace to south South

lolu2019:
Awon developers.lagos is no man's land indeed.

I just pity ur parents, their mind they av a child not knowing dey av a stupid tribal bigot

richeeyo:
And igbos want to rule Nigeria
No igbo man would ever become a president of Nigeria

U guys are so myopic and dumb. Dont other tribe do same? Wat of hausa, Yoruba, deltans, benins do same?

Stephaniegold:
Scam....

You get sense na, abeg

[quote author=Uniquetani1 post=121807871]Sorry to ask, is ur mum married before she gave birth to you. Or u now wiser dan your mum

Yamiriflathead:

You mean her Bastard daughter from a sperm donor?
The Bastard quick grow o
Why's she hiding her face naaww

You are using those harsh words for an innocent baby, but wait oh, how old are you now. Because u jst type like a kid without brain

Uniquetani1:
I like the method she used in having this baby.
Happy Birthday Light


Surrogacy is the best, no need to dwell with one loser

Y don't u do it ma

GeneralPulal:
Tinubu wont even invite a 3rd class philosophy graduate when we have lots of first class and brilliant young minds in circulation..

You won’t find a failure like a Pandora amidst tinubu’s cabinet..

Your buhari and tinubu which certificate do they have? Or even u self still battling with WAEC or NECO

RZArecta:
the most painful thing isn't actually the damage done but the oga sorry, oga abeg no vex that they always say instead of replacing the damaged parts. This one used super glue and sand on my dashboard

Hahahaha hahahaha

RZArecta:
I suppose drive back to Ph with Prado from Bayelsa some years back but my friend beg me say she no fit stomach the journey with her Chevrolet Aveo because na her first time na so I cable her motor thinking say I dey do better thing only for the gear to be stuck at 3 max. Omo, na so one tipper wey dey carry sand jazz pass me, I think say na joke but when I match throttle, I see say na me gan dey joke Omo, this tipper gap me like Ferrari and Lamborghini mixed together I match that yeye car to no avail but the idiot disgrace him father no be me. I finally decided to pity the tipper and left it alone but by the time I got to Ph, I got admitted for driving a slow car for over two hours while listening to Celine Dion aka typhoid according to the doctor (but I know better )

Hahaha, dat tin can pain hahahahaha

OneCandleAway:
The choice of words is strong but he spoke facts. Same will happen again unless security is beefed up.

Good now u nailed it. With wat he said it look like he is happy if the tin happens again, infact he is 100% sure it wud happen even if tins are put inplace by the government

Adams098765:
Same government, same things are likely to repeat itself, it's not a prediction 🙄 it's a spoiler.😏

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nairaland has become a playground for kindergarten children (like dis OP above) this days. It is loosing its decipline lik b4

GboyegaD:
Dinner:

Eba and Okra.

Pls are u serving this to ur Ekuke dog?

jeromestarks:
Chrisland was once known for teenage sex. Now it has hit the news for murder. What a shame.

If you don't want this kinda of kataka in your marriage, fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman and marry. Better to suffer to find a virgin woman and have a peaceful lasting home you can return to after work than to marry a woman who has been fvcked and mounted by many men and suffer in your marriage when she begins to call her ex for sex when you're out for work.


A woman you did not disvirgin will surely fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market and you will suffer to train his children thinking they're yours.
Do you want to suffer to feed your wife while another man is fvcking her outside for free?
If your answer is no, marry a virgin woman. Only her deserves your love and devotion.

Pls sir, if your kind keep on fucking any girl dey see, oga where wud you or ur son see one to marry? Or is it ur blood sister or daughter u chaged u would marry?? Pls learn to use ur brain wen typing not ur Ash sir

duro4chang:
Says by a sore loser. After spending four years you will change the narrative quickly. You are a loser. Obi will never never be our president. As e dey pain them e dey sweet us. May God bless Bola Ahmed Tinubu the president elect. May his time usher in peace progress and prosperity. As for you continue to lick your wound.
After the gubernatorial election and the loss they’ll suffer in Lagos next week, this their sudden love for Nigeria will disappear and she shall be called Zoo again.

May God help and forgive you, calling ur country a ZOO?. So pathetic

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Draw draw!!

Farid24224:
If Liverpool lose, giveaway loading... 🥺

Guy bros abeg make i send aza for Sunday offering

Shakitibob0:
Bro, You pay first and then we send...

How much sir?

Shakitibob0:
Awnnnn...Thank you so much for this sirs...

We will be glad serve you again and again....

Pls how much is the fast charger, and is it pay on delivery?

rickleye:
in the evening - after the shooting has stopped.

Fool!!!!

triple996:
Pandora-drunkard-obituary should concentrate in freeing his people from shit at home and cannibalism first b4 talking to nigerians

Buhari was commissioning project anyhow in kano, kaduna and Lagos. Even akwaibom and rivers had something to show to its people. The only hopeless region with nothing is the east. Yet u see their children shouting rubbish about kano and Lagos that is miles ahead of them.
Soludo borrowed 100billion by u won't here them make noise even though we have not seen anything up till now.

CLUELESS CANNIBALISTIC REGION FULL OF CLOWNS

oooooosssssuuuuuu

Oga get sense now, second Niger bridge is where again

GardenOfGod:
How useless are these reps?
Who can rate their uselessness abeg

It surprised me dey still call them honourable

shox:
He said gazelle gagaraga not tech experts.

Tinubu asslickers don go formulate nonsense fir us again.

When will you guys stop being useless

Guy I tire if I fit japa from this country even if na mauturary attendant I do for Europe I nor go think twice, I don move. Pls help