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ajanma2:
Death is no respecter of any man.whether you are popular, influential,wealthy,healthy,careful,careless, when your time comes,you just have to pick the call..
A lady died in my street yesterday,what killed her?
A fly entered through her nose,she tried blowing it out,no avail and it got to her brain and infected somethings and she died..

Give your life to Christ today

godofuck231:
a friend of mine who schooled in the US returned to Nigeria. For her horsemanship, as a mortician, she always badged into the morgue and the elderly men did warn repeatedly that she's being wreckless and she said same , due to her American and scientist belief thats they were medically dead and certified , it wasn't possible for corpses to come to life, she one day by 6:45pm she cleaned and prepared to leave for home when she realized she forgot something inside the morgue,
She went back in , and picked up the item only for the morgue door which was damaged and could not be locked in anyway closed itself behind her and refused opening , after some seconds to struggling with the door she panics and starts banging hard calling for help as all other attendants had left, she realised movements in the dark , turned to around to see a huge man with a spear wearing a tiv war wrapper , facing 6 walking corpses, in a way backing her and he told her in tiv language "run"

That was when the oldest man in the morgue opened the door , her grand father asked her about the details when she narrated the story to her family, and he asked her if she saw his feet and both of them responded "6 TOES"

thats was their family guiedian spirit

Majesty2:
he needs help bcuz he is supporting his own candidate, stup*dity runs in your family

islandsscotch8:
Jagaban of Borgu slayer of Meth cannibals. Please advise children of hate not to hate on a man that God favors

Hamachi:
My friend wantes a job at the mortuary but he failed his first test woefully.

He was made to help a staff take in coffin into the mortuary, then he was asked to pull it, immediately he did, the 'corpse' inside the casket 'woke up' and the man immediately took to his heels and ran out.



I have heard stories not to work in a mortuary but I carry my coconut head go interview, mine experience is even the worst. I helped mortician with others and dropped a coffin, immediately the others left, while I was closing the door, the 'corpse' in the coffin 'woke up' and I started screaming and banging on the door while the supposed corpse came closer to me.

I almost fainted!!

It was later I found it was all staged to test us.

They called me to come work with mouth watering benefits (I ONLY work when they bring someone to the mortuary, pension, HMO, a bag of rice at the end of every year, plus tips) but I declined.

pansophist:
Enjoy my guy, But I use God's name to beg you, live uprightly. I know say to live rough de sweet and come easy, but as someone wey don live for the west for almost half of my life, I be like that old dog wey see as young puppy wey dem just recruit go just dey bark and vibrate, until they shoot am. He think say we wey stay calm no sharp, say we no get sense, but na empty can de make the loudest noise, and the first to be silenced

1. Avoid debt. To me, it's the next thing to slavery. You are a slave to whoever you owe. So don't go and collect money from banks because they advertise cheap loans give you, or go collect cars and phones on credit. Don't tie your life as a wage slave just because you want to ball and oppress people, you don't need that. The desire to pepper others usually comes from a place of ego, low self-esteem, and foolishness. So don't go and enslave yourself to jobs to pay monthly debt just to pepper people who don't give a shit about you, and will rather envy instead of celebrating you.

2. You see woman, run. Unless she is a good one, then stick to her for the long term. Sex is the cheapest thing in the west, especially in America, the headquarters of porn and all kinds of degradation, caging young people who can't control themselves. The US is not like Naija where you ejaculate and evacuate. If she is pregnant, then you go pay tired. I know one fine Naija guy, yellow like Ramsey Noah, get three baby mamas, and effectively a slave in my book. What's the point where you cant see your salary because it has been shared with all your baby mamas? you don't need that kind of slavery, my bro.

3. Focus, focus, focus. The west is a place that reveals yourself to you. If you are lazy, you will know. It's an epiphany really, and that realization is not a good one. Nigeria does one thing to lazy folks, and it is that it prevents you from knowing who you are, since the system is so bad and creates a lot of obstacles on your path. But in the west, even if you are broke like a broken bottle, you will earn if you ain't lazy. So man up, or woman up if you do ever transgender, but focus. Know why you are there, and work towards it. You won't be younger, stronger, and youthful than now, so don't waste it.

4. Lastly and most importantly, don't forget your parents, unless they were not there for you when you are young. Take care of them, don't joke with their affairs, and let them be happy that they trained a good son. This is coming from a place of love, so please please, be responsible. May God bless you, it shall be well with you dear comrade, in Jesus' name, Amen.

Sultty:
anytime i see this man one incident always play in my mind. Who can guess the incident

ryloy:
https://twitter.com/RotimiAkeredolu/status/1529891331597914115

adolfHitler1934:
If I open my mouth and lay a curse on you, you and your generation will done for life. Don't talk to people you don't know anyhow because you find yourself in a faceless forum.

This world is a mysterious place.

Righteousness2:
It is so clear to Everyone who has read the Bible or claims to a Believer that the Coming of JESUS is at Hand.

The terrifying occurrences all over the world makes it clear that we are living in the Last of the Last Moments.

All we are witnessing now , was long Prophecied in the Bible and now it is all coming to Pass in our Eyes.

It is not a Question of if HE will return, but when.
The Rapture is upon us! JESUS Christ is Coming! Repent and Believe the Gospel

adolfHitler1934:
That man is the most stupid and foolish human being than Vladimir Putiin.
Your pregnant wife should be treated with love, tenderness and affection. She deserves the car first as both necessity and luxury as a matter of fact.
Your mother deserve it not as a necessity but a payback which is luxury. So your wife should come first before your mother.

For divorce, it is not enough reason to do so. Madam go back to your husband.

Anumpama!

Nbotee:
Their uselessness is on a whole different level. And they are quick to announce the news to the public. Instead of invite him for questioning and concluding investigations, they quickly rushed to announce an arrest..

Righteousness2:
You better throw away that book. And read the HOLY Bible which is the Word of GOD

NwaAmaikpe:



I wish her well but most gospel singers do not make heaven.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Keyboard warrior

If you are a niggar and you know that huzzle called "keyboarding"....then you must be a real niggar

WriterNig:
Like For Russia, share for Ukraine

MadamVanessa:




2017 I experience it in Edo state, but how I was able to used my boobs and Hypnotized them is still a mystery. They were so useless when I deliberately exposed my nipples to them and instead of robbing me, they were stupidly and unconsciously looking at those magical boobs, till guys there round them up and bundled them . They were seriously dealt with..since that day I don't joke with my breast, because it saved from useless idiotic nonentities. The story even trended and was on nairaland front page.


Here is the link

Shalommy:
This ashawo man of gods. Chaii

bibianna:
Are the youths this gullible?

This is scary!

Pls people should watch their family closely.

MadamVanessa:




My heart breaks to pieces when I see a lovely animal like python been killed ruthlessly like this. This animal is so harmless when train.

As a lady if you used the tail of a trained python to masturbate, you may forget about dick entirely. Though the way the python will wriggle on bed will be so scary, especially for first timers.

Lalasticlala come and see how they brutally killed your friend.

Candidlady:
Iam not instigating Nada.. Ihave seen fattprince before he is just fat but his hairline is terrible.. Dude had to dye it just to hide the backward movement of his hairline

His hairline is doing MJ moon slide

surebona:
Ok, our relationship was not that serious because I was still bringing up my ex into conversation so she found someone that was willing to marry her, she got married and few weeks later she chatted me up that her man is not capable of getting her pregnant due to complications and that she want me to please help out, that the man agreed to her getting satisfaction outside..

Me confuse o.
Guy u confuse oh. Tank God I brought it here. How many men wud agree for another man to bang his wife? U wud agree? U are just a bailt here fool
Abeg which kind wahala b this one and I no even know weten I wan cap dis bani like dis o.

NwaAmaikpe:




I'd pardon it if it were Cobhams who said Princess was his lover knowing he can't know better but for Baba Ijesha; a full-fledged, able-bodied man without a vision impairment to have a romantic relationship with a lady who looks like the carcass of an ogre beats all rationalization.

Even if dragged by a crane, or fitted on springs, NwaAmaikpe's preek will not raise half an inch for a million Princesses trying to rub some life into it.

How did Baba Ijesha lose it?
How?

And for this reason a wise sensei once said,
Never underestimate the great lenghts the human snake will travel just to spit out some of its' venom.

Princess must have been overfed with pure scorn. I can't even imagine the pain she felt knowing her toyboy would rather lust after her underage adopted daughter than her wobbly, repugnant self.

Baba Ijesha may have given out this information to save face, but the fool doesn't not know that for brothers with taste like myself; having sex with an ugly woman is just as bad as having sex with an underage girl child.

Stevenson20:
Guys now derive joy in defrauding people instead of studying or doing legit work.

A very strict law needs to be passed about this yahoo yahoo and our politicians stealing our money so as to hang them immediately instead of sending them to prison.

Kingpin1000:
They should have called EFCC on him.. He should explain how He got the money. If He is clean should be set free but if found wanting He should face the full wrath of the law
..... why are people attacking me for saying He should be interrogated for his wealth.
My teacher in secondary school always say " a thief runeth when no man pursueth".
I am not scared of the EFCC because I can account for the little I have and when it gets bigger I will still be able to account for it.