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maxism2: once women start cheating on their husbands, they become poisonous.

some women are too cheap.

my late uncle used to bang and finga them anyhow even though he was old just bcs of little cash. he banged d married, single, fiancees of guys. That's when I knew women are cheap slutss , excluding my mum and virgin sisters
.

I pity you, so its another person's mum and sisters that are slutss abi? U better ask your mum who's your real dad and then ask your sisters if they're truly virgins. Don't forget to find out what truly killed your uncle, I sure say na HIV. Mtcheww

size38: Where are those Igbo rats that always shout here on NL that if any bomb goes off in any part of Igbo land that Naija will be history? Where are they? Boko Haram is knocking on ur door now. The first bomb has gone off let's see what happens from here.

so just because you want to make a point you'll have to call some group of people rats? What do you use for thinking, A'nusNa people like you dey carry last for school. Be there looking for cheap popularity.

Who is thor Is she on bbm? Someone plz give me her pin.

fattbabakay: u think u're funny??

Naah he doesn't "think" he's funny. He's actually funny. All these guys on NL wey problems na their middle name will be hating on a nigga over a simple joke. Mtcheew

If that kind thing happen for my naija guys go just wait make night cover make them go search that plane for valuables

MadCow1: [b]Kids Go outside and play?!


What happened to their X-Box One and Playstation 4 or their PSP Go and Nintendo DS?



Playing outside is outdated yo!

When last did you see a kite in the skies?

My kid brother is 12 years old and has never;
rolled a tyre outside,
made knock-out from paper,
made a paper gun,
played Police and thief inside uncompleted building,
made and tried to fly a paper-kite,
Hunted Lizards and squrrels outside,
played early morning peppersoup,
constructed and rolled a 'borres' (local toy car made with car bearings),
Made a Knock-out with Spark-plugs,
Made 'okoso' from Tiger-batteries and pen cover,
tried to make a local telephone with hair thread and matchbox,
Tried to learn how to do a back-flip,
tried his hands out at 'chinese-bending',
Played Ninja with wooden sticks and a cloth around his head,
Played that gane where you have to cross your fingers or if you get caught, you recieve a slap to the back of your hands.
Played counter-ball
Played 'Nearest to the wall',
Played in the rain,
Tried to sail his paper boat inside a gutter with flowing water after a rain storm,
e.t.c



But he presently owns; A Playstation 1,2,3 & 4, X-Box 360 & 1, Nintendo 64, Gameboy color, Game Bay Advance, Ds, D XL, PlayStation PSP, PSP GO, and has played almost every game that there is to play on these consoles. Its funny, but I recognise that the times have changed. Infact, the closest I saw kids play outside in my neighbourhood was to ride their bicycles, roller-blade and sit on their fences and wirelessly play their Nintendoes against each other.

Now thanks to the internet, they dont even need to leave their rooms to play with each other again. The last time I visted with my brother, he was playing Call of Duty Ghosts with over 5 friends and yet he was the only one sitted in his room with just a Pad and a headphones talking to himself and seriously focusing like he was in a room full of people.

I remember when my mum saw all the kids sitting on the fence playing Nintendos, My mum was like; Whats happening here, I told here that they were playing, she said how? I said they are playing wirelessly against each other.. She was so stunned!

Welcome to the new world my dear.. The expectation for kids are higher now. A kid wakes up by 6 and is at school till 5pm with barely 2hrs of break inbetween. My brother had to do School, extra-classes, Home-teacher, Saturday was Teakwando practice and Drama rehersals for school plays.. My kid sister was also the same with Saturdays being Ballet lessons and Music classes.

I saw a Chinese Kid on youtube who had mastered so much at his tender age it was shocking.

The truth is that the times have changed greatly from what it used to be.. I remember when we hunted lizards in the neighbourhood until they almost went extinct.



This is one of the leading causes of the increase in obesity in children. [/b]

daah, your comment come long pass the post

HARDUBUY: Pls when will lightning strike our government houses......especially that one called Aso Rock?...It might just correct their anomaly and impunity!

don't worry, the day you'll go to aso rock, na thunder go k!ll you there.

It is indeed true that almost everybody who read this post must have been inspired even myself. But let us not forget that the human mind needs inspiration everyday just like we take our baths everyday in other to be productive. #justsayingthou.

pin:292DA4EF Enugu based.

HORLAYODE89: Am a masters student in UI,need a serious relationship.07033308891 or 2b39261c

lol..you need a serious relationship and you're searching for it on the internet I wish you luck thou.

princessono: Nid a martured guy 35 to 40. Pls if u r not up to. Dt add me. Pls. 32ECE985. Am 34yrs female base in lagos. Nid a man too in lagos. Tanx

choii....your own bad oo..34yrs And you still dey hustle pin

Why na only guys dey drop pin Abi na gay zone be this

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May thunder rap'e you there

Some people no fit write ABC complete but them speak pidgin english pass Erigga....chaii

superbloke: AM Express was fun to watch until Marian Anazodo (then Marian Arthur) and Catherine Edoho (wives of charles and frank respectively) left and Yinka Craig died. I think the exit of Ben Bruce also helped the dip in the show's creative output. I'm surprised people still watch NTA.

why don't you just write down the list of all NTA staffs and their husbands and wives

Do people watch NTA The only thing those guys talk about aside news is polio

I had this argument with my friends just after the world cup finals and we got nowhere with it. So I thought I should bring it to Nairaland where I would get more opinions. In a scale of 100%, how would you grade the coach and the players? For me, its 70% for the players and 30% for the coach. Because the players does the REAL job. Your opinions please!!!

alphacapa: If was to get tatted i'll get the mandala tattoos

is this mandala your father brother

watchindelta: dis thread na two

read one and leave one

Nigeria made a relative improvement in the post-World Cup Fifa rankings after making their third second round appearance in Brazil.The Super Eagles, who finished runners-up of their group behind losing-finalists Argentina, moved up ten places to 34th in the ratings released on July 14.

Four-time World champions Germany lead the standings for the first time in around 20 years, after clinching the 2014 tournament.

Runners-up Argentina trailed in second followed by the Netherlands, who finished third-place in the just-concluded football showpiece.

Cameroon, are the only African representatives in Brazil who failed to make the top 50, with Algeria retaining their first position in the Caf zone.

Despite the ‘Dessert Foxes’ progress to the knock-out stage for the first time in as many appearances, they dropped two places to 24th.

Cote d’Ivoire, who again ended a disappointing campaign in the South American nation, remain second in Africa, 25th in the world.

Egypt, 36th, (unchanged) and Ghana, 38th, (down one place) are fourth and fifth in Africa.

Aitee1: If e like make e be OS 100 bb na bb it must have issues

its like all the BB you buy are second hand or third hand that's why they always have "issues."

OP, you need Deliverance.....Urgently!!!!!!!!!!

abbasteck: Gaskia we nid to change name from "without cold" to sometin like.....".... ?". .
I'm coming let me ask google!

hahahahahahahahahahhahahah....Really Is this your idea of a joke? You're sooooooo dry.

prof800: My name is prof800 and I am from Africa.

I am not a terrorist...
I am not a tribalist...
I am not a r.apist...
I am not a racist...
I am not corrupt...




I am just that palm-wine tapper...
from the Rain Forests of AFRICA!


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AFRICA, MY AFRICA!!!

but wait ooo....I'm I the only one seeing this?...that is not a palm tree nah and from what I know you don't tap palm wine from any other tree..

menice69: Despite me being yoruba,this list is not it,Abeg where dat Ibo boy oga boss ILLBLISS?He's d best rap icon to date to have come out in 9ja

ILLBLISS best rap icon to come out of 9ja?...Sir/Madam do you have malaria

Djicemob: Crappy list...Olamide,2shots? etc.lol. U might as swell add skyB to the list.

but wait oooo....where is SkyB

tsolz84: The list is ok;but pls dont ever rate vector tha piper above Jesse jagz..the guy is overkilling!and pls kindly remove 2shots and ikechukwu;pls replace dem with Phyno and yungsix..thank you..pls if u've got no meaningful comment to spew dont ever quote me..

lol..see who's talking about meaningful, you think this thing you said is meaningful

Well, that's for you. Here is my own list.

10) Erigga
9) Erigga
Erigga
7) Erigga
6) Erigga
5) Erigga
4) Erigga
3) Erigga
2) Erigga
1) Mr Erigga a.k.a paper boi.

Even him good morning na punch line

Godwit1: Any chocolate in compilation babe Who can reason well is welcomed .

bolded, please explain.

Tosyn007: I liked PES 13 then, but dudes forced FIFA on me and now, I'm killing them.

No be NL again Nobody go ever gre say him dey collect 8-0..

akiOYIBO: as u big reach....u neva dey cari shame for pocket?

I'm just having fun, you should try it sometimes.

A girl who will win me in FIFA or PES. God knows I'll wife you.