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Una be fool: Yes only if there isn't menstrual flow blood stains on it..

dude, its just blood. you afraid of blood ni?

mhen i can and will if i have to. simply throw it into the washing machine.

it means both. no proceedure, no taste.

i only believe, a guy should know how to cook too. atleast, she can learn from him. or they both starve. lol

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Off-side comment!

What will you say about those that have hustled their way to the top and are already "made" before you met them? How will that correlate with the careless comment you made as to them having no clue and being ignorant?

You see your life?
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yawns! if you dont understand what i wrote, ask and stop blowing off. am sure we re saying samething here bro.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]the other powerpuff girl has appeared [/quote]zzzzzz!

Choicegirl: In my opinion, if u aren't a lazy woman with the proper upbringing, doing chores shouldn't pose a problem. What's the big deal in washing clothes or cooking for the person you claim to love?
I thought dating was about testing whether you and your partner are compatible or not? If you act like a girlfriend then you probably might remain a girlfriend and vice versa.

My opinion though

you re really a choice girl jare. i pronounce you my sister at large on NL

the earlier we recognize the fact that we re not perfect, but a project in progress, the better. that is why, when i meet a girl, i tell her everything about me. so she know wetin she dey step into. if she no tell me, i know wetin i dey step out from, simple. i dont like surprises (untold secrets).

i believe if people know u, past present future n they cant be with u because of that, they can as well jump from the highest bridge. n if its me, i will gladly jump off the bridge too.

how is it super clean, when it looks dusty n rusty?

@ OP, you said things. and you only mentioned "washing clothes" for the first 95%. what are the other things.

u seem angry, where you washing clothes for a wrong dude, or your friend.

as for me, its simple. if she aint a wife b4 marriage, she aint gonna be one after marriage. simple. some guys appreciate wife materials. dont generalize, just cos one did that to u, dont mean all think like that.

i wont want my gf to wash my clothes anyways.if she offers, i would say no, but will know she is a wife and treat her with honor. simple.

still hustling understands the value of things
ready-made has no clue n will blame you for their ignorance later

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]1) for the 12 inches, I have somewhere it can fit perfectly well
2) He makes, I spend
3) If i cheat he will never know, men js sell themselves out wen they cheat
4) We can't have 2 people buying on credit, one shoud spend and the other should pay
5) I don't work well with landlords
6) My father got his first wheelbarrow when he was 45, I jus want nice cars simply becos I want them
7)I want to buy a lot of shops which I will not make use of
I'm 5ft2, I want someone I can easily run away from after I swear at him
9)He has to tithe regularly...I take tithing very seriously
10) So long he gives me my money, I will not even notice that he is still alive
11) A lot of women(I didn't say all women) secretly hate their in-laws, I never make it a secret...I'm very candid about it


Now that u got what u were looking for are u satisfied [/quote]GBAM! correct gal! u know what u want. lol

but u didnt say what u were offering in return. oooh i get it, u offering laughs in return. cool cool cool.

mondi, u bi big clown. lol

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I said then can live far away OR they can be 6ft under...for ur sake I will jus say I'm joking (but deep down inside I'm dead serious )[/quote]

Bludeville: You said and I quote "Do not make someone make you sin by making you a mother when they are not willing to make you a wife'
Dude,then you had the stupidity to call your silly writeup a parable, lmfao

Fool buzz off. If you are looking for someone to cross swords with, I'm way out of your league, but I'm sure a few of the kids in Kindergarten are right in your field. This article is ludicrous and you sound like you're itching for a fight. Go fill yourself somewhere else

YAWN! get over it quick.....

Bludeville: Mitschew, another post another wannabe wise man. BTW,I never knew it was a sin to be an unwed mother. People like you are the reason girls would rather abort their babies than become a mother before being married.

meeecheeew, another comment, another wannabe intelligent gal. btw, u didnt get the simple parable? OMG! really?. People like you are the reason the statement "ask questions if you dont understand" was coined.

pls delete yourself from the thread jo, you are increasing the time and energy it takes to scroll down jare.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]1) 12inches - "it aint the size of the magic want that matters, if he cant cast the spell, he is just another man with a walking stick", i hope you can take it all in or you re just a waste-ful person. why want 12 when u can only accommodate 6
2) Stinking rich - yeah u know what comes with stinking right, SHIT. be prepared to be a soak-away pit
3) Faithful - check mark
4) Does not buy his house property and other gadgets on credit - do you? cos if u do, u might just be his ruin
5) Does not rent - do you?
6) Drives nice cars - do you? cos if u dont, you might just wreck his and say "what its just a car"
7) Pays my mortgage - why? you made the decision, why should he be responsible for the outcome
8 ) Tall and anything else is fine (physique) - yeah, cool. i hope u tall too, or he might just develop back problems bending down to you all the time lol
9) God-fearing - huh?! wow, u remembered that soo soon. when u say God-fearing, you mean customizable, meek, turn the other cheek kinda guy.
10) Does not nag - do you? cos if u do, you might rub-off on him
11) His parents should live very far away or they can be 6ft under I don't mind - this gets me cracking all the time. i guess u re in-secured and u know in-laws detect that shit soo fast. am sure they want u close n not dead
12) Funny and sweet[/quote]- u re obviously funny, sweet? er no 11 ruined that part.


so my guess is you want a secured guy who can cover up your insecurities. brings me to this question.

what do u have to offer in return?

dont take it personal, am just curious.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]my parents can live far...they don't like vistors neither do they like visiting pple, so I'm sorted[/quote]so its okay for your parents to live far, but its alright for his to be 6ft under...

i think you were joking right, just say u were and lets all have a great long laugh. am laughing anyways.

Turbocharged: Guy you've made my day. Today I anoint you my brother-at-large in NL.

i just fell under the anointing of the turbocharged.

Martowskin: no problem be ready to die 2 o afta ur children want to mari

thank u for that reply jare.

promire2004: Well, the qualities my partner should have include:
*God-fearing (foremost). He must love God genuinely and everything about him should be based on the things of God.
*Educated.
*An excellent communicator and a good listener.
*A focused and positive-minded person.
*He should have a good heart and be honest.
*Should be presentable. He musn't be prince charming.
*A good confidant. (Someone I can do tete-a'tete with). Lolz......

HERE AM I, SEARCH NO MORE, so how re we kickin it off? looooooolz

dmcdad: No! No!! No!!! Why would I write her off? What I meant was I don't put my eyes out on people's stuffs. I will definitely make my own money, so i don't get enticed by people's things. You know sometimes, some people might think you are with them because of their material possession.

Mhen, as for me, if she's rich, the better self, as long as she sees the fact that we re partners, team mates, i have no problem with a lady who has got more cheddars as long as she knows who the King of the Castle is, and she knows she's the Queen ofcourse. rich wife means retire early, so i can be a full time prayer warrior for her , so that when i go back to where i came from, i know my children re still made cos Mummy is fawking Rich!. if she's rich and generous and she loves you, who is gonna get Spoilt at the end of the day? yeah YOU! sides rich girls re fun, cos u need to really get creative to impress em by being urself. take her to bookka instead of some expensive restaurant she is tired of n she will see it as different swag. , okay bro, Got carried away.