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dmcdad: Exactly how I operate. I always play the part of a fool and watch patiently as u take the driver's seat. If u act accordingly while you are on the driver's seat, then you are safe. Buh, if u act otherwise, then...

lol, naa soo naa.

esp the lying aspect, that is where you let em get away with pass sef, cos lies never add-up. lol. its better to know she's a liar than u keep her from lying. better to keep her free than to keep her from being free. women who re "controlled" re the ones who cheat the most., she craves for freedom n it takes a guy who would give her that hint of freedom to make her indulge. give her the freedom that no guy can give her n she's stuck to u 4 life, even when she goes away, she will come back n you have the option to either let her in or slam the door when she's half way in, for effects.

i dont need to control her, i dont even need any power control. if she mess up, relationship end. if i mess up, am sure it would end also. so why do i want to control anything. infact i will act like the mumu first week into the relationship so she can show her color quick n we can end the thing sharp sharp. if u want to be smart with a lady, act dumb (not be dumb) then she wont need d support of her friends cos she would think she's got control. let her think she's got u figured out, infact let her get away with so many things. and then start disappointing her from there. not build walls. women love challenges, thats is what u dont want to feed her with. if u act smart, they will act smarter. just play dumb till she sits comfortable, then wake up one morning n remove the seat with smiles. done.

" miss you too, but remember why we broke up".

poshdiva: there are two types of guys
we have NEPA and we have Generator
am sure you know what that means
let your friend figure out the one he is in her life




although i think he is the generator

hahahahaha, nice one there, that was funny.
my POV, i'd say [size=14pt]DITCH[/size] !

update your staus too and say divorced n tag her. simple. she will get over the disgrace quick, trust me

as for me oh, min 5 years, max 15 yrs. lol. why, MOST women grow older living with a guy. they become less playful grown women in all things, its like they become too serious, those re not fun at all. and i dont want the boy in me to be lonely. esp african ladies...grrrr. going interracial. , i shall miss the heavy loads which those oyinbos dont have , but whatever. looooool.

poshdiva: No Time!
i don talk
i don comot

she talk pidgin sha! lmao! first she couldn't read it, now she writes it. What a miraculous transformation.

(clapping) ..... shaking head too.

phineboy1pimple: With flat back... Nah... I'd rather still wit black women....

aaaaah u no look well, go north america, u go see oyinbo with junk in the trunk n flat belle.

i think they just dont care that much like most guys see their agbari-ojukwu bellies as sign of good living. sides they eat iyan, fufu, amala @ 9pm, no exercise at all and you wonder why their belle big. we nigerians dont exercise, its as simple as that. apart from running away when there is a riot, running after transport bus, carry 50 liter keg of water or fuel, playing football on the road, which other exercise do we do? over here, supper ends @ 6pm, well 9ja boi like me still eat by 9pm, what can a few sliced tomatoes do that would be compared to the job of 6 wraps of fufu? lol.

dmcdad: Since we fire her, she don run o

i see say she no talk again

lefulefu: my brother poshdiva na correct ajepako.make u look her face nah.dat one na proper warri ajepako babe wey dey form jardon

Me sef see am, the buttas wey i know, naa em dey blow pidgin pass. lol

dmcdad: I just dont like having hit-up conversation with people, else I would have started finding fault and correcting them from the alpha to the omega of her post. Anywayz, thank God I was able to let go..

yeah bro

dmcdad: Clever one bruv.. I wanted to highlight that after her response, buh I decided not 2 in order to sedate the situation, so the argument could die asap...

i tried to let it go , i just don't like people putting others down to elevate themselves...

there re so many other things i observed that am not gonna touch on tho. lol

she will get over it with time.

chain forsure. no worries of loss of power from slips due to wear n tear of the serrated edges of the belt. sides if that belt cut, naa tow be that. and also everything in your top cylinder goes with it.

poshdiva: yes its too much to ask
remorseful? who died?

er, i know you don't understand pidgin because you have never been to nigeria. okay, agreed.

remorse |riˈmôrs|
noun
deep regret or guilt for a wrong committed for example they were filled with remorse and shame.

can you pls explain the relationship between being remorseful and someone dying?. oh ma bad! sorry, where you gonna use the word mourn? and how does that fit into the context being talked about.

pls dont take this as an insult, because that would just make you look stupid at the end and that isn't my intention. i am here to learn from people like you who understand english. thank you.

may i ask where you live? am really curious. is english the national language there?

dmcdad: Just let it go... Okay?

Brotha, forget about her okay.

"the legend of the lost art of pidgin in a Nigerian" .... hahahaha!

poshdiva:

oh please dont get it twisted, i was being sarcastic.

dont take it personal either. get over it quick.

dmcdad: WTH!!! You mean you couldnt comprehend with what the poster wrote at the outset of this thread You dont understand pidgin english or what?

dude, seriously, you shouldn't be surprised she doesn't understand the language, her name is "POSHDIVA", naa butti. butter no de hear pidgin english.

poshdiva: Yes ℓ̊ Ǎ̜̣̍м̣̣̥̇̊ Nigerian....so what?

hahahaha, you re soo predictable. hahahahaha.

it always works, put cheese on the ground, the mouse will always show, well er bros, she don answer oh. lol.

did it for selfish reasons. period!

dmcdad: That's what I hope to get. Buh if otherwise (thats if she is 9jerian), I would knw something is wrong somewhere

i dont thing she would reply you because she knows if she's nigerian [size=16pt]"OL BOI, HER OWN DON BI"[/size] lol.

Naa wetin de guy find e catch jare. you go facebook get chic, dey tell complit stranger your parols cos you wan slush am. the girl no con gree go again cos u don get wetin u want (short term), she come all d way for long term, you dey shout. abeg leave story for tortoise jare n go n marry her n stop telling you friends u need help.

the poster is just seeking attention jare.

meeeeeeeeeeeeecheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

you dont need help cos there really isnt anything to help you with....

well i can say [size=14pt]"STOP LYING JOOOOR"[/size]

dmcdad: Don't mind my asking buh, u Nigerian?

i am curious myself. i pray she says she isnt. lol

Adeniyi A.:
@uj
i do understand d concept of honeymoon. personally i can take my newly wedded wife to hotel but nothin like sxual intercou'rse wil occur(based on agrmnt). i wud rather go back home to consumate d union,not on top on some strange n defiled bed

and what makes you think, that place you call home, that land hasnt been defiled?, sides what has the location seriously got to do with the nature of your child. the only thing that affects the nature of your child is the nature of you n your wife which is en-grafted in his/her DNA. stop been spiritually off.

mind you, you have sat on defiled couches, beds, chairs, you have eaten on defiled tables, had your bath in defiled bathrooms, swam in defiled swimming pools,etc so snap out of this spiritual allergies you think you have.

except if you wanna tell me say, so the hotel room has some lingering spirits who are waiting for you and sexual intercourse is the only way they can come in. mind u, when u have intercourse with your partner, all the spirits in her life, good n bad, you share also, and she shares yours, so that spirit u think you are running away from, is still with you. better fast n pray n cast em suckers out. lol.

first child having problem has nothing to do with where the parents did it.

mikoa: U guys should answer this question. When telling a girl that you went to a friend's and she says I should not lie, I went to my girlfriends place. what do u think. Is she intrested or what.

my thots : she already told, she thinks you re lying. lol

you dont need to go through the door,
you dodge them like you dodge pot-holes
their exhaust fumes are so slick that even in your oye-tight car, they still come in to choke you
they re the reasons why i hated oshodi
they re a safety issue to humankind