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kimberluge: Do u know if she was raped? The OP himself sounds like a molestor,I wnt b surprised. U know wat dey say about birds of a feather flockin 2geda n showin ur frds n tellin who u r?

i dont think this is the case of molestation jare. its soo easy for people to play victim these days n hide under molestation. wetin she find go room with am. why she no shout or run when the guy dey touch am.

Dondav: I support the dude.. And yes, I'll be glad if my mum actually aborted me! No one told me I'll have to sweat Day and Night to make ends meet..

the plans God has for you re not of evil but to prosper you and give you hope and future so shut up and stop blaming your parents for your existence and start learning the lessons of life. that which cant kill you is there to make you stronger. that is why you re sweating. you re not learning to walk in the right direction efficiently.

u think escaping is the solution. see eagle complaining he cant fly. my friend jump off the mountain of life and flap your wings, whats the worse, you crash a few times till you get it. its better than running about like a chicken n wondering why you re sweating. because others re running n making it, you think u meant to run abi, try flying, if it doesnt work, try swimming, you could just be a fish. whatever you re, ask God and stop blaming him for creating you.

now jump off the cliff n flap your wings. see ya!

y me: No they don't because I don't find six pack attractive in any way

I love my man with a little sexy pot belly

I have one flat slate, why do i need 6 packs when i can have one flat slate. i dont see myself putting myself thru all that pain jare. as long as my belle flat. wetin consign me with demarcation. am not against it, infact i think guys should have it, i chose to be an exception...just cos i laugh alot n want a flexible tummy, lol, make muscle pull no go catch me for belle. hahahaha.

@ OP, how can you count from 1 and end up @ 1? lol

THATS ALL BULLSHIT,COW-CRAP AND CHICKEN-POOP! *spits on thread*

the westerner puts shit together and says its the norm, without living in and studying nigerians cos if he did, the OP wouldnt be posting such nonsense that doesnt even apply to a nigerian. OP, the earlier you understand that as a ngerian, u re a typical exception to the rule, the more you understand that you re different in and out n all this nonsense that doesnt even make sense doesnt apply to you at all, tho it sounds okay intellectually. its not practical when a 9ja boi is in the picture.

imported bullshit, copy n paste...OP, highlight it, cut it out and just say "ma people, wetin dey"...and you get talk. lol

*triple spit on thread*


1. We are told that society owed us a hot girl.

naa, you were told that. i learned how to walk, went across the street and saw a lot of hot girls n knew they were available to me. why should i wait to be told when they re everywhere. society doesnt even own a hot girl, why should they owe me one?

#2. We're Trained from Birth to See You as Decoration

nope, wrong again. i was trained to respect em, cherish em as a person not a thing. and straighten em when they fall outta line man. who trained you?!


#3. We Think You're Conspiring With Our Boners to Ruin Us

no no wrong again, the last time i checked, my baseball-bat was, is and will forever be attached to my body and not in another woman's purse for remote control. i tell it what to do, when to come out of its resting place and when to remain there. it obeys and is loyal to his master and his master alone. when blood rushes there, it still bows to its master's request. so my baseball-bat supports me, not ruins me. okay. if yours is outter line, u better straighten it out


#4. We Feel Like Manhood Was Stolen from Us at Some Point

again you re wrong, i think it was stolen from you. the last time i check, not one of my balls were missing and including my baseball-bat. i am the king of my castle, he alpha male. the man in my hood. at no point did anyone take that from me.

#5. We Feel Powerless

you feel powerless cos you dont have authority over your baseball-bat, you think it conspired against you instead of putting it on a leash, and then you blamed society thinking they caused it, you thought your authority was stolen from u without knowing you gave it to your bat.

i on the other hand, dont feel powerless cos Greater is He that is in me, than society itself.

so. the real question is this, whats controlling you? lol

and watch how to count okay, thank u

AmBeautiful: Hello?
Are u normal?
Please don't let me slap you from here right now, cos ur face will peel instantly!
So its bad to share a write-up with my fellow nairalanders abi?
So if I subscribe to it, how does it affect ur thing? Or is it bad to read again?
My friend berra sharrap there!
Isi-ewu.

*Yawns*

naa, u dont know how to do it ni.

simply be her friend and help her through the healing process n encourage her to see other men. lol

dmcdad: As in ehn... Na wetin dey tire me be that... God help us all

AMIN OOOOOH!

AmBeautiful: Sorry but is it really 12inches?

Anyway no be write am, I just shared. Abi is there no love in sharing again

u believed it that is why you shared it. defend what you believed abeg and dont shift blame go the writer jo. after all, naa your box dem send am to. you say naa newsletter naa, you must have subscribed to it.

I would say this is a receipe to create more lonely ladies.. serious.

this is the 21st century. no one has time for bullshit. its not a guy's JOB to pursue any lady, dont get it twisted. because we re showing affections and how much we care by calling, by buying gifts and all doesnt mean its our JOB to. we do it cause we think you are worth it. the moment you start thinking its our JOB, you just crossed the line. you are now ungrateful and unappreciative. if you think its our JOB, whats your JOB then? anyone who chases you is after something, better run fast. sides why is it called "women" that is WOO-MEN. so if its like that, y'all should start living your name and woo men. lol.....i believe if you cant chase me, sorry, i cant pursue you., it takes two to tango.

havent you guys learnt something yet? when some of you allow some of us to chase you, you turn it into a conquest, and when you finally give the price away, we loose sight of its worth. and then we look for another conquest. we can even chase 5 of you at thesame time and go with who ever says yes first. why cos while you re thinking you re adding value by running, we re thinkin you re loosing value by running cos you re just wasting time and time is a valuable resource, thus making you very wasteful. lol. so while you thinking you re running, remember there re 4 others just like you and naa first to stop win.

if you cant call and initiate a conversion, it simply means this: you re boring, you have nothing to say, so why should i waste my time calling you. if you cant stay in touch, you fall out of touch, who cares.

its not his JOB to ask you out. if you wanna go out, wetin do your mouth, why not ask.

some ladies should learn to STEP-UP abeg. IF YOU WANT SOMETHING, DONT WAIT FOR IT, GO AFTER IT. after all when we want something, we go after it.

simply put, if you re interested in the guy, dont waste his time. if you re not interested, dont waste his time. if you waste another's time, yours will be wasted.

binger: This is a bit dusty,i mean partially crap...In the 21st century,milleniums after the Dark age,Nature has made it that it takes two to tango. Those roles are selfish and a r/ship will rarely survive with these as a benchmark.

GBAM!.

oluwajenyo: [b][/b]hmmm,I jus want my breathing space

Breathing space ke, which space be that again. all the air around you no reach, do you want oxygen tank too? .... lmao!, just kidding.

MOUSTACHE on ladies. please shave that shit. hairy arms and legs. ugh! gives the shivers...yams on legs, i dont even have yams... big mouthed insulting girls. ugh! laziness..(spits on floor), bed-woods ....naaa.,,,,

who cares

MsBeauty Aghedo: ....it was buts it all in the past now.

how did you over come it, pls let us hear

vickyminaj: The two work hand in hand,

that is the most honest answer i have heard. chop knuckle jare, correct gal.


the money is what makes the attention alot more interesting. its the atmosphere that makes the attention visible, to be seen touched, felt sometimes.

just show u care, thats attention to me, i dont have to go to the bank if i dont need to.

u dont like both guys, why re you wasting their time and our time on NL?

but thanks for the insight in your post sha. to date two girls so i can choose one. if any lady calls me a cheat or playah for doing that. thunda fire em, cos naa girls give the advice oh.

Herodion: 1) Too much "forming in public places" - talk about BB's & ipads, e.t.c The other day, i was having a conversation with a girl in a public place. Suddenly, she changed her normal accent when she noticed that ppl seemed to be listening to our discussion. Believe me, i was very, very pissed off and within seconds, i full-stopped our conversataion and went away shaking my head 2) Dirty armpit with different hair colours - today it's ash colour, tommorrow it's brown, next it's black, next 2morrow it's shaved. 3) oversized undies - ladies you understand how we dey package everything now? 4) A Lousy girl is a big turn off. 5) A girl who changed her real birth name to a "foreign name" just to impress or gain fake attention from guys that would eventually make her bite her fingers in the end. Well, i should for now.

i agree with ya bro, but breathe, i bi like say u dey vex-type

molli: 1.A guy whose hands are always on his groin tryin to adjust only God knows wt 2.dirty lookin feet n toe nails lyk dose an of an 'agbero'.total turn offs.

that is just gross!

Donalð Genes: Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn! You qot me there hommie

An official turn-off for shezzy! Chaiii
*....spit for floor*....

i 2nd, 3rd, 4th ........ nth self.

and sweat patch underneath arm pit.. eeeeeew!

there is no reason to beat up a woman. simple NO REASONS. why should you beat em up. if she cheats and you angry, end the relationship. like i tell my female friends, if a guy should slap you, dont hesitate to give him a very hot 3 time slap, make sure you burst his lips in the process. lol

VanTee20: Mba nw, na u suppose pay, sebi na u wey wan c superb toaster..... I can foot the bill o, but i won't, cos there is nothing in it 4 me. *winks back*

talk talk more talks. not interested

oyinbogirl: Yeah, it is a bit that way here too. Is good for lady to not be too dependent..and nice to give a guy gift too. You got a shock you say ? lol

yep cos i was straight n fresh from naija, but now its normal, i just appreciate em by gifting without them asking.

i will tell her every detail every alphabet and number, if she is insecure, she better bounce quick. if she aint gonna tell me hers, am bouncing sharp. simple.

oyinbogirl: I thought it was the culture that the women are quite dependent on the man for their needs? If this is so you shouldnt becomplaining . I do know of some who work though

what culure is that?. where i am, the chics pay for themselves oh.

i was shocked when a chic told me she could takecare of her bills, i shouldnt worry, better still i was in wonder when a chic payed for my own restaurant bills n hers, i said...."wow, i guess its not all of em".

VanTee20: Talk true na. Na because say na kpalasa u dey use dat y u no fit bring am out in front of babe & dnt even talk abt my toasting skillz, u want make i toast ur girlfriend 4 u?

abeg show oh, con toast am. u paying for your air ticket, car rentals, feeding and hotel bills tho, if u re using a worthy to leave your pocket phone, am sure you re well rested.

she's waiting for you.

dmcdad: Happy new year to you too. It was good with me. I hope you had a splendid celebration too.

Yeah i did, it was -21 degrees, plus driving on snow is fun. cos u get to do cheap drifts. lol.

for same reasons some guys depend on some girls for sex

dmcdad: No mind them... Infact! It's common with girls than guyz I can tell you authoritatively. Especially some of them girls using BBs.... Na their own worse pass. And, when will people stop generalizing? Gosh!

naa soo naa. no mind em.

happy nu year bro...hope the holidays were blazin.

VanTee20: *raises hand* are u sure u are not using torchlite fone Lol.

what is your point exactly. oooh i see u bring out your fone just to show u re using a nice fone...so what does that do to the girl, she's probably using one better than yours. lol. better go n sharpen your toasting skills n leave your fone in your pocket. lol when men are giving ladies their numbers, you re flashing yours to show girls you have something to collect their numbers with. shiooor!. lol

same reasons why some girls bring out their fone n pretend like they re texting when in front of a guy.

and stop generalizing. use some or most.

all the guys who do it, raise your hand. lol