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flexyrule:
They have started again....

End of the season, they'll turn their fans to mathematicians.

it's not ur business

Saka is jucking good I swear

The lord is ur strength,u hear say cup of rice now na 700?

Hahahahahahahahhaha I read this on Facebook yesterday,it cracked me up

I just want to look fit

Obi
Davido
Ronaldo

waywardpikin:
Omo, he suffered for it. He can even take it to the toilet and shaaiiit with it. It's very well deserved.

If say e easy to get, stubborn head CR7 for don get am Tey Tey.


Success is sweet abeg!

my don it's been long I saw ur post....I don't know if u remember me

Arsenal are worse than a bad wife

ubunja:
I hear you,, for a moment I thought the worst.

Lol when I'm not stupid,I already know the kind of society I find myself

ubunja:
I had to force myself. Such things can go sideways easily and land someone in jail for harassment.

bro u don't understand,those girls always come around me and I always push them away cus I've not known the strategies to bed them,so now they just force themselves around me all the time,now I press dia yansh and bress when they come,not like before I'll be telling them to go away...those ur lines that day did wonders believe

sajmark:
Whew, I almost freaked out... Learn to Keep your sexual urges in check though.

Yeah it's nothing,I'm a freaking hussler,they see me late in the night and only early morning,so am not always around,urges no dey control me,I'd rather go out and Hussle all day than stay home and expect some cherries

ubunja:
Not exactly what I meant.

what did u mean bro

sajmark:
Are they your sisters/cousins or your neighbours

neighbors o

ubunja:
Someone has said women are unpredictable,, and it's true. Women think with their feelings and because feelings change randomly so women are random, that is unpredictable, chaotic. That's the core of femininity: unpredictability. But if you stop and look at the chaos long enough, if you give yourself time, you start to see patterns emerge. As unpredictable as women are, the more you deal with them, the more you understand them either by personal experience or reading or watching films, then the more you pick up a rhythm and a routine to them that lets you anticipate their moves within reasonable accuracy. You get to a point where your intuition and gut feeling starts filling the gaps of knowledge for you. Such that situations you haven't encountered before, you can reliably predict how they'll go down. Myself when I write, sometimes this is what is happening. I haven't experienced it but I can accurately tell you how it plays out. This is with the understanding that here and there you have to adjust what I say for cultural differences.

Mheeen I saw when u wrote it's a fork up to hide ur morning erections when girls are around,I saw that post the day B4 yesterday and wen I woke up yesterday morning I was wearing only my joggers with no pant or boxers.lol,my erection was solid hommie,3 sisters/cousins saw it and guess what?I banged the hottest of them this morning,it worked like magic.
I stopped making her/them feel safe around me, I'd spank their ass and touch their bress when no one is watching, and today one of them finally entered with the biggest yansh and I took my chance,if u see yansh ehn,guy,u go bow..lolsss,Omen God bless TRP..bro you're good

Nice one I dey here dey tink say na Emmanuel and liquorose

Lol everybody can do this but many are hypocrites

I knew it and told people close to me,few believed me but I had to convince them with many reasons

Number 2 and 3 is the keyest key point,I've been struggling to balance it but now u've cleared me and am sure of what I've understood.

Wheretfvck are u guys coming out from to emancipate some lokal men like me?

It's still here I met semen retention thread,still here I met TRP,the both changed my life since last year till now,I'm a proud testifier to the both and now I've learnt how to balance my money and what my flesh wants,God bless u massively all you my big brothers

She don ripe

Will Nigeria be great again??

Lilsameey:
z..Alright gee, Hope you overcome everything soonest. It's not easy, Find solace in music Incase you feel down, And remember when smoking urge come up, tell yourself, Your lungs need repair not more damage. Take care gee.

Yo and you too

Lilsameey:
,..Try and find them out, If they are still smoking, As you convinced them to start, convince them to stop, Eat healthy bruh, Both foods and fruits.

right now I'm so busy with this life struggle,when the stars align we'll meet again thanks for ur concern I appreciate alot

Lilsameey:
,..What of your friends?

I don't know their whereabout very honestly, I still pray we run into each other one day to know how they've been but I know they're alright

Omor the song be like u dey reaharze am

Lehmi narrate my story in the smoking life.

I just finished my ss2 and there was no money to go back to school to continue my ss3 so I spent most of my time at home, helping mom out in her food business by cleaning the compound after she finish cooking in the morning then I will stay alone at home till 12 or 13:00hours when she's back,I had a friend who wasn't smoking too but his parents are not always around,his mom was a police officer in shell and his dad was the community chairman so they were always busy....I also had a neighbor,he was 27 then and living alone,I was 17,my friend was 16.
I spent most of my time with my friend after cleaning up the compound,watching MTV base and chatting with my girlfriend,him too,some days I stay in my house and whine away time,maybe later I'll go to the field to play football or I'll sleep at home,my neighbor is a chained weed smoker,my parents didn't like me to go close to him but I just liked staying with him sometimes cus he was a rough guy and I just felt comfortable around him,gisting and laffin,whenever my mom saw us she always scold me....but I was too stubborn....one day my own friend called me to another friend's house,and I liked this my friend cus his parents were wealthy which made him have alot of rich people as friends,when I got there,they had weed for the first time but didn't know how to roll so they thought I could do it as per living close to a smoker and a bad guy,they thought I could roll or I'm a smoker,I didn't fall their hand sha, I rolled it and that was it...the three of us took the weed and a gas lighter to their generator room,stayed there and smoked...it felt good and that was how we bonded so tight,we didn't smoke again for weeks.
One morning my parents were out as normal,my neighbor had work he was doing since I was bored at home I went to stay with him and he had Arizona I told he to gimme lehmi smoke,he gave me and I dragged two puffs,that was it again,I instantly fell in love with weed/Arizona cus I felt a different way I've never feel before,I started smoking almost 3times in a week once I'm given freedom,later I knew where to buy weed,I started going on my own,I injected my friends suprisingly,and we loved it and started smoking weed every forkin day,some days my friend will drive his Mama's car and we'll go to a Baron's house to buy weed, then drive to a far place to smoke...we became addicts...since 2013 till this year.weed and Arizona have forked me up in a way,once u see me,you'll have a signal that am a bad boy,cus weed has changed my look.

I traveled and left home last year to struggle on my own,so my parents have not seen me for one year,so last week I traveled back home to go see my people and my mom was lamenting that I've smoked so much that it's showing all over me, damn I felt so bad and I felt like I caged myself by myself....I decided to quit it,since last week Wednesday I came back to where I live,I've not smoked again I just wish I can stop it permanently this time cus I've tried several times in the past years but I always see myself going back to it.this is my story,wish me well guys,I wanna stop smoking and hate it for my good

Dem don hack everything for this world

leofab:
Keep the youths busy

this is deep

pretydiva:
His brain is all about yansh..wey tin yansh go do dis boy ehnn,mouth nor go fit talk am

this comment is making my belle to pain me with laff

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