Cocolatti:
This man should know that this is not "small" Ebonyi where he was Emperor for eight years. Umahi need to understand that he is no longer an "Executive Governor" but a Minister who's under a President,

So what does that mean now?

seunmsg:


He can't even sack the most junior worker in the ministry. You guys really need to learn about federal public service before coming with some of theses very ignorant and embarrassing comment.

okoroemeka:
how can you come to work by 22 pm and say Abuja is not ebonyi?are you happy that these civil servants are not discipled and unptoductive?will the minister come to work by 9 30 and none of his workers are around?do you then expect him to clap for them ,I will never apologise to them

Even me,I won't apologize.
We fit settle the quanta but apology no go follow at all at all

Smithwilliams826:
Who is Dave Umahi?

Hon. Minister of Works in the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Immediate past governor of Ebonyi state.

A disciplinarian and a hardworking man.

Do you have any problem with that or with him?

bennybuhari:
What effrontery Umahi is a Coward

bennybuhari:
What effrontery Umahi is a Coward

rajiedreez:
All of una dey see wetin our parents,, brothers, sisters, uncles and aunties dey do for government office. Later we'll all be complaining about the same government where they failed to do their jobs diligently

This one follow tire me..ooo aswerr.
How can a civil servant that is not on shift duty come to work by 1pm?

optimusprime2:
For Me, I drive a Ronu Electric vehicle, no need to buy fuel or calculate MPG- it was directly sent from Chicago.

Once you charge it, you can drive from Lagos to Niger republic non-stop.

Abeg, why suffer fuel wahala when Ronu EV's are free? Abeg Make una try collect una Ronu E.V o, The Chicago distribution branch go soon close.

Chicago again?
Make I no talk
🤣🤣🤣

As we protested in 2012,so shall we protest in 2023.
A better and a prosperous Nigeria must be achieved.

Solidarityyyyyyyyy Forever!!

Aluta Continua...........

Zupay:


Paying less that £350 as tuition fees for the facilities obtainable in ABU and facilities obtainable in the UK, a foreign student would pay about £18,000 as tuition fees....they are world apart.

But you were drawing comparison with the fee to justify the fee increament in ABU.

Realist777:

There was this time we were locked outside our room for using two hot plates simultaneously. As the leader in the room, I decided to go speak with the hostel administrative head. ( ABU lecturers respect leadership eh)
On getting to his office, he sat me down and started telling me how much the school pays for electricity monthly and how the bill was growing crazily as a result of the excessive use of hot plate. He said at time they did pay more than N100 million in a month, then I realized that running a university is not a child's play

So other presidents that run the universities successfully without creating unnecessary financial burden on the poor masses weren't humans?
Must BAT make fee increament his pet project?

Zupay:
Truth is that N409, 625 for fees is not much for a PhD program. Me whey go Kenya go do another 3 years bachelors degree, I was hustling and paying an equivalent of $540 per trimester as at 2017 and we had 3 trimesters in a year.......My UK one year Masters no be £13,700 I pay?

So the facilities you enjoy in UK university are also there in ABU?

Wetin your troops bin even dey fine for person sovereign nation in the first place?

jideflash:


https://nairametrics.com/2023/09/24/fg-awards-lagos-calabar-coastal-highway-to-hitech/

So the road that will start in Lagos and connect various points in northern Nigeria via Ikom-Ogoja is now Coastal Road?
So nothern Nigeria is now Coastal area?
Umahi and your Oga,be careful!!

Chinjo2:


https://dailytrust.com/breaking-fire-outbreak-at-supreme-court/


There was pandemonium at the Supreme Court this morning owing to a mysterious fire that forced a 7-man panel of Justices headed by the Chief Justice of Nigeria, CJN, Justice Dahiru Musdapher, to scamper for safety.

The apex court was on the verge of concluding hearing on a suit involving First Bank of Nigeria, when a Senior Advocate of Nigeria, Chief Amechi Nwaiwu, SAN, spotted the uncanny fire that was gradually engulfing the left wing of the court.

The development occasioned palpable panic in the court room which was full to capacity with over fifteen SANs in attendance due to some political matters slated for hearing today.

On sensing that the fire was becoming menacing, the CJN ordered a stand down of the case, as the seven justices hurriedly retired to their chambers, with SANs and other court users scampering for safety through the double exit points in the court.

It took the effort of lawyers and court officials to curtail the situation, though its remote cause has remained a mystery.

Blaming it on the electrical wiring system in the court, a clerk who spoke to Vanguard decried that occasional spark of flames during proceeding has been a recurring decimals at the apex court since last year.

The court abruptly rose around 11:55 am due to the ugly incident and reconvened around 12:20 pm.

Those in court included Chief Wole Olanipekun, SAN, the national President of the Nigerian Bar Association, NBA, Chief J.B Daudu, SAN, Dr Alex Iziyon, SAN, Chief Lateef Fagbemi, SAN, Onyechi Ikpeazu, SAN, Yusuf Ali, SAN, among others.

Source: Nigeria Vanguard

Una say who be our current CJN again ni?

bisqit:
nose pins gives me erection

Are you serious?

Well,every aboki with im kettle sharrr

ahnie:

New look as how?

Based on the description of your post.

You said no to tattoo,no to nose piercing and that you used to wear angle chain before but now the practice is totally abolished.

Now you can only wear waist beads .
So in other words,I was saying now that you don't wear the rest of the things anymore apart from waist beads that I like it.
It further means nose ring, angle chain and tattoos are a big No No for me but a big Yes to wasit beads.

ahnie:
Nose rings, tattoos total No-No,but waist beads I cannot do without them.

Ankle chains ...used to,but now totally abolished.

I like your new look now

Waist bead is bae to me,but you see that nose ring?
Expecially the type in the first picture,lie lie you cannot enter my house with it.
It irritates me.

etrange:


Nairaland people... isn't that what fish is for? What else were you expecting him to do with the fish? Marry it? Lmao.

Beremx:
Not even one but four? What kind of wickedness is that?
Please they should allow him enjoy his reward in peace. Imagine using women as a reward for honesty.

Backward mentality

Bossladyy:
Tinubu, open that stuff small make we see na 😁😁😏

Who made this kind cartoon?
I have been laughing all day since I first saw this in another platform this morning.

We diee here!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bmaster:
hard work Kee you there my brother.
We need people that will work smart not hard

Rodimi20000000:
Certificate is just a piece of paper. It’s best to judge the president by his hard work

Can you say this same thing when an ordinary Nigerian hide his certificate but ask to be given a federal job or to retain already gotten federal job simply because he/she is hardworking?

Angela Effiong used to ring our school bell right from when we were in primary school to secondary school,that means she deserves a national award and global recognition for bell ringing.

Shebi una talk say ringing of ordinary bell is now an achievement?

Domaining101:
I no know who do Africa this thing, this curse is too strong...you sure sey no be land wey God tell Abraham make e commot from we dey so? Imagine what the president of the acclaimed giant of Africa and his supporters dey use brag, ringing Nasdaq bell, heiii God!!! What leaders of developed countries go see as insult, na him our leaders for here dey celebrate... Imagine calling xi jinping from china to leave Beijing, just to come and ring bell in New York.

Chai,dis comment over funny me aswerr

Mccullum:


If the president allow it PMS price to flow with dollars rate, the price of fuel will be increased again by the marketers, he's capping it, you're still complaining, governance is not a tea party.

I am surprised you Tinubu supporters could be so indecisive like this.

So when you people were busy applauding him for hurriedly removing subsidy without any risk mitigation plan, you didn't realize what you are just typing now?
Same you that applauded subsidy removal few months ago, it's the same you that is now applauding the return to subsidy regime.
Indeed,this is what we called policy summersault!

Ikaeniyan0:
What do some of you people want sef? Government no subsidize, una go wail

Government is subsidizing, una don start to dey wail again

The problem with some of you is that, you're dumb but think you're clever

If the landing price of a litre of petrol is #900, when petrol was #200, government will have to pay #700 as subsidy, now that's like #650, Government will only have to pay #250 as subsidy.

There are lots of shallow people on nairaland

Shallow people in nairaland including you.
Listen to yourself again.
So when this man removed subsidy in his inauguration speech,did he tell you he wants to increase the price to #650 so he can only use #250 to subsidize?

Didn't you hear..... subsidy is gone forever?
That he will use the money to revamp our ailing refineries in 6 months?

So what now brings the issue of #250 subsidy bla bla bla?
Where do you get this your own analysis from?

You see somebody going back and forth in his policies without any firmed stance, instead of you to let him know the negative effect of swinging decision like pendulums, you are here analysing what even the president have never suggested.

NATIONALPASTOR:


That's what Atiku is trying to find out in US.

nairalanda1:



Buhari did EXACTLY what Tinubu is doing now. And both of them did what EVERY NIGERIAN LEADER has done in the name of subsidy since 1973.

Sell petrol at a loss, and pay a subsidy that cannot cover the loss long term without us running into debt.

You guys, and the Tinubu guys do not see it, because you think you can buy something that costs N100 at N1.

Anyway, enjoy your subsidy. At the end, all of you Nigerians, you are the same. You want cheap fuel.

If we sold fuel today at the N145 it was under Buhari, we would be paying N800 per liter as subsidy by now. Is that sustainable, oga?

If we sold fuel today at the N87 it was under GEJ, we would be paying N900 or more per liter as subsidy now. Is that sustainable?

Tinubu=Buhari-=GEJ=Obj=Yaradua=army.

We dey pay too much for this cheap fuel.


Indeed, if you think that Buhari is better than Tinubu, you don't have any awareness of how much debt subsidy has plunged our economy into, apart from the other causes of our debt, corruption included.

The honest truth is, we have paid too much for cheap fuel. And for tinubu to bring back cheap fuel, it shows that his government has decided to return to one more failed government policy.

Well, let's keep lying to ourselves. Niger and Ghana buy fuel above N900 per liter...and BOTH HAVE WORKING REFINERIES. No subsidy, working refineries. The income we earn from oil is too low for us to pay for subsides and pay for good refineries. Not when we produce less than Libya....for a population twenty times the size of Libya/

So now who sent am to bring back subsidy?
This one wey him increase the price go reach 700/litre,we no still buy am?
Why him no use the money build refineries as him bin dey promise?

OnlyFiction:
Cancelled

MORBID FAME


And it came to pass in the Nigerian industry of Arts and Music a young man from the state of Lagos sojourned amongst mortal men. His name was Naira the son of Marley. He was of a slender frame and the hair on his head fell in twisted locks of dread like the Samson of Olden times.
However unlike Samson who rode on the strength of his right arm to conquer and deliver Philistines for glory and fame. Naira the son of Marley relied on the power of his heavy voice and strange tunes. Tunes that made the son of men yearn for the pleasures of this world, it appealed to their desire to conquer the buttocks of women and drink strong wine and smoke the glorious hemp of the country side of India. So thus like Samson, Naira's fame also spread abroad from state to state and country to country, his chambers were filled with gold and his neck with silver and precious stones. His waist had no belt yet his cupboards were filled with a thousand trousers.
Lo and behold many parents said one on to themselves let us send forth our sons to learn and tarry under him like Joseph in the house of Portiphar for this man bears glory in his right hand and power on the left.
So it was, that a lone father of a certain young man whose name was Moh the son of bad, journeyed forth like Nicodemus under the cover of night to the palace of Naira. Now, when Naira beheld the face of the man's son he covered his face and shouted at his father: 'What is this that you have done? Why have you brought before me a man that carries the noon day sun on his forehead?' Or has thou come to render me blind? But Moh knelt down and spake softly unto him saying, it is not so my Lord, I pray thee, right from the day of my birth, My father and my mother, my step mother, my brother, sister and all the host of my kinsmen all call me the light, My Lord if it pleases you thou may address me as Imòle which is the light.'. And Naira marvelled at the young man and said; 'what meaneth these things?' So he tested him and said; 'sing me a song.' and Moh immediately responded with a Melodious tune and when Naira heard the sound of his music, he said! 'it is like sweet smelling savor, indeed I shall call you Imòle. Come under my wing and be with me. For I have taken I liking for you.' When he had said this Moh's father jumped and rejoiced and sung a song unto the Lord saying[i], 'A great light has emerged from my loin and through him my darkness will be rolled away like a carpet.'[/i] And outside the palace he built a small tenth unto the Lord and called it Imolède.
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And Naira indeed took Moh under his wing and of a true thing he noticed that the boy was special, for it was as though the hand of the Lord was upon him. His songs also travelled wide that it was hard to believe that it was a novice who had sung them. Thus when the people listened to his music they would say 'Oh Naira has sung yet another one.' Hence the songs of Moh travelled than his own face. People knew his songs more than they knew him.
One day after many months, Moh ran out into the open streets and rented his clothes and shouted at the top of his voice.
' Hear me oh Nigeria, for I can no longer bear, if I die, know that my master is the killer.'
But when people heard this they scratched their head and said unto themselves; who is this man again? and what are these things from his mouth? for we know Naira and the works of his hand, and the only thing he has ever killed is the beats of his music. but again we shall wait for his Master's mouth for we do not believe this man.' Only one man came out and said 'I believe him.' His name was Bella the son of Shmurda
And when his master finally spoke on the matter he said.
'People of the world take the words from that man's mouth with a pinch of salt, for he is an addict, who smokes better than even I. He drags hemp in the day and ice at night, even the words of his songs he no longer knows.' And it so it was that more people believed the Master more than his servant.

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'Moh the son of bad, left his master's house to work on his own accord. Even so he still reasoned within himself saying; what shall I do to make the world believe me? For my words hold know substance before these people. Indeed the testimony of the poor is vanity, and wisdom of the voiceless is regarded as folly. so he concluded saying I shall sing more songs and tell my story in them. And so he tried, he sang Peace and Feel good and Beast and peace but those that heard only groved to the melody of the sound, and the others still did not believe.
After many months News came to the world that Moh the Son of Bad had indeed died, and confusion immediately besieged the world. What is this? They asked one on to themselves, who killed him? And others screamed, oh he was far too young! No, to the bottom of this we shall get.
Behold some moments after his death, men and testimonies from different corners of country began to arise. Many of them spake softly saying indeed the testimonies from the mouth of the dead man is indeed true. His friend did not tell a lie and his death was not empty handed.
And shock shook the whole industry; what is this that has come upon us? And how doth the lie of the living become truth in death? What shall the father say and the mother. Many a people went back to play the words of his songs and shout oh, Was it him who sang this? Oh was it him who wrote this?. Oh I thought this was Naira. Was this truly the face to this song? Thus the man Moh became more famous in death than in life
And many stood up in their hundreds thousands to mourn renting their clothes, and many mothers cursed marley with the curse of the breasts. And the men swore potent threats at him. And the nation screamed for Justice, and craved for whatever else lay hidden in the secret to be brought to light. That same light that made the man Moh name himself Imòle, for like the son of man, he had perished so that the grave darkness and fearsome secrets in his industry be revealed. And so it is unto this very day both the young and the old the husband man and the fairmaidens are all screaming for Justice, and Yea Justice shall
prevail.



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Thanks mann!
I enjoy your write-up.

Beremx:
which people exactly? The protesters abi those who killed Mohbad?

Ask him for me my sister