seunny4lif:

If I slap that your coconut head

xynerise:
Martial is just dulling this team. Remove the snail

....and put periwinkle.

arantess:

35seconds

Man U come be like one 9ja match wer I watch,as we dey celebrate goal and jump up in the viewing center,we never even sidon for ground somebody tap me say those guys don equalize ..oo.

In de space of few seconds dem don score back super eagle?
De guy say yes,na so all of us just jejely Sidon for ground at de same time very quiet like say dem poor ice water on us.
Since den,I come give up on super eagle.

esemes256:
No be who first reach police station dey win case.

post=125551195:
From an arsenal fan :
Why are we playing Newcastle United?
I thought we were against Man Utd.

Dave: Asking Newcastle to play twice in a weekend seems harsh... 😃
BF

No be Man U want wear every jersey for this world finish.
Zebra,na dem.Dis one,na still dem!
Low version Newcastle United.😃😃😃🤣🤣🤣

Sonofgod1990:
If man u no win make I die

Una dey try..ooo.
So dey don bury you now?
Hw was your burial?

Kriss216:
We're playing at home against ordinary Forest with only two attackers
Wtf is wrong with this coach

Una don start with coach abi?
So as a Chelsea fan,u never know Chelsea problem till today?

Acekidc4:
An eye for an eye only make the world go blind.

Let the world go blind.
In this case...on an eye for an eye I stand.

DrAkpamudehe:


Taaa , gerraway u. Conglomerate of failed businesses you mean. Somebody who bankrupted all the businesses his late father left for him. Go and sit down, zgeneration Pekin. You know nada

Which failed businesses?
So na you dey buy garri for am make him chop?

DrAkpamudehe:

Haba , from ojoto to arochukwu for burials. Doesn't this man have a regular job?

Regular job as in how?

You want him to be going to his Local Government Secretariat to sign time book every day before you know he has a regular job?

Somebody that has conglomerate of businesses here and there and has capable hands managing his investment for him, you want him to be going to his business premises on daily basis to watch television before you know he has regular job?

Mitchuuuuuuuu!

Waste of taxpayers money.

Him Papa don rule for 38 yrs n him 3 terms.Na only dem dey Gabon?
Make him find place go Siddon abeg.

fairplay90:
What is really happening?

No be play something again o

YesDaddyTill203:
If you don't win the election, how can you govern?
You can't have some people work for electoral victory then you bring in people who have not done jack to secure the victory.
I'm sure there are so called technocrats in the party that he can Choose from.
Also, how in hell can you only 8 Muslims in the cabinet when majority of the indigenes of the State are Muslims?
Sanwoolu fell my hand on this one.
He seems to say he doesn't care simply because he's not running for re-election. But sooner or later, he will want another position on the Federal level after this because he's still a young man. People will remember.

You people with religion!
Where has religion taken you people to all this while?
Some developed countries of this world don't care about religion but they are making progress.
But here we are, stagnated and blindfolded by religion.
Can't you separate religion from governance for once?

valentineuwakwe:
Wetin Sonal representatives of North dey find inside NDDC board again? Do South also have representatives in the North East development commission?

I have been asking this same question over the years now.

Those who knows better should tell us,do Southern Nigeria have Representatives in the North East Development Commission?

sunnitus:
Sex is like a interaction, when you communicate your opponent should be able to understand and reciprocate. But in a situation whereby you're the only one doing the talking and your partner is not responding, that means he's not enjoying your conversation. There must be something wrong that made her lost interest in sexing you bro, so you check yourself very well, remember you said she wasn't like this when you guys were dating. What is it that you are not doing well, are you type that just go straight to striving without romance and making her wet, putting her in the mood. Every woman has a G spot that automatically put her in the mood, that always make them to have a serious urge for sex when located. You maybe equally sex starving that woman but u don't know, because you have not discovered that thing that turns her on. Do something different bro, give her deep romance without fucking her, make her wet seriously she will beg u to Bleep her....

Then what stops a mature woman like her from discussing that with the husband if actually the husband is not doing her well?

Must she start acting strange whenever the husband initiated a movie in bed instead of voicing her concerns to the husband?

Zandena:
The only religious adherents supporting and enforcing these Isese miscreants are the Christians, why?
It is not far fetched. Recently an Israeli Rabbi designated christianity as idolatry religion, hence you will always find pig in the midst of pigs, dogs in the midst of dogs and sheep in the midst of its specie.
The truth is coming out gradually. Christians are the one defending homosexuality and LGBTQ community everywhere in the world, recently Pope referred to them as....of God (God forbid bad word)!

You are running ur mouth kpai kpai kpai like lizard eating insect with oda people's religion but common for Isese adherent to say your Alfa has idol at home, you people let hell loose on him.
You are here talking about idolatry that you don't even know the meaning.

Wickedfacts:


As true as gospel

Ok,it was a good thing then.
If everybody was to hold government accountable like that man did,they would have sit up.

isabi2lof:


Alpha male and feminist stuffs especially here on NL will do more harm than good in the nearest future ..

Honestly, if someone has told me before, that I will still be single by now , I will say it's a lie , cos to me , I thought I was in a committed relationship but then life happens..

I literally saw those red flags , should I say I was being naive then or I was thinking it was true love , even if he's coming back with private jet to marry me now ,I don't want to ever end up with him , I was traumatized in that relationship,to the extent my family was like I'm the one forcing myself on him , someone that's older than me with good eight years , during those period , I wasn't finding anything interesting ..

What pains me the most was that , he made me look foolish in the eyes of my family, cuz the more I was covering up for him , the more he was exposing his weakness to them to crown it all , he doesn't listen to advice..

The truth is that I was ready to be with him despite knowing his weakness, he's this kind of person that , you must tell him what to do before he will actually knows what to do ,once I decided not to say or do anything, this guy will stay like that , without moving an inch .. .it gets to point, I was like , it seems I'm the man in this relationship, and that's not what I need , I actually want my man to lead why I follow..

Don't worry,God will surely give you a man of your own heart soon.

Yes, just like you made southern Kaduna a hell on earth for the indigene.

Wickedfacts:
Very good.
Shoot them at sight.

Falana SAN once fell into into an open manhole in Abuja and sued the City for 100M. They had to beg and settle out of court.

Really?

realmindz:


Many people are not okay on nairaland

No be small

Omoawoke:


VAR checked, clean tackle

darealez:
The percentage of weddings I HAVE been to is what I quoted. My reality might not be applicable to all Nigerians.

Ok...ooo

darealez:
biggest lie ever. That's prolly what you're exposed to. In fact, 90% of all wedding I've been to in the last 7yrs had been graduates...with both spouses less than 30.

I particularly became an advocate for early marriage recently.

Both spouses less than 30?
90% graduate male spouses marrying at below 30?
What's the average age of graduating in Nigeria?
Go for NYSC, come back,look for job,try to get established financially then think and prepare for marriage---do you know how long it takes? And you are talking about dat kind high percentage in male graduates marrying below 30 in 9ja.
If you say female graduates, it's realistic.
But male,no no!

I am not saying male don't graduate early and get married at that below 30 yrs of age,but the percentage you quoted is not realistic under Nigeria system.

We the Niger Delta youths are not happy with the purpoted scrapping of the Ministry of Niger Delta Affairs..oo.
Make Presido no do am..oo.

Yar'adua,the most wisest civil Presido ever no bin dey stupid to create the ministry.
So no temper with am..oo, Sir!

SMARTMOTORS:
Oga buy car from ur salary..... demanding official car as if na ur birth right! Official car that will be bought from tax payers money.....too much cost of governance dey eat this country dry

De one wey governor dey used,him buy am with im salary?
Make una dey try dey objective small

At least dem try.
Dancing governor you try too to host dem.
Nah good thing to reward hardwork.
But make sure say you send plenty prayers make im enter dia email..oo

Halaand,shebi you don start again dis season?
2 goals in 35 minutes.
Nawa..oh!

obembet:
She fine reach me, which one be the most beautiful. 😡😡😡😡

You be fine babe no doubt but she also fine..ooo.

This girl nah Miss Sabinus.
Congrats girl!!!


But I will also like to see Mmesoma WAEC result.
I know she will perform well too.
Her misdeed in Jamb notwithstanding,she is a brilliant girl too.

DrAda:
Strange. A1 in further maths but B2 in physics. How is that possible?

Her script should be remarked. I am sure they made a mistake in her physics score.

She might not have performed well in the practical exam.
That paper 3 always carry more marks than 1 or 2.