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Happy sunday guys..God bless

Next time he sees..

A careless woman.With legs wide open.
He WILL be like...:
i will not look, old things ar past away.am a SAINT now.
Buh Leme pip small.

Uncle b like..:na me b this..

After giving d guy some beating.

Uncle:aa! A swear a didintt see eny tin.

Oya come and tell us wat u saw.

MEN be like..

Uncle be like chaiii!!!.


I don die.

Konji u ar indeed a bascad.

And kid returns wit these men!

And uncle b lik:abeg lemm go i no trust da pikin.

Make i just look small.

Make una ginga bobo small na.


Una just day luk witat comment.

And anoda battt kid says:ehnnn..ok na.

Today u go know weda ee kwonsin me or not.



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Uncle belike...

Oya kwomot for here.

And some kids be like.

1 kid:Wey tin dey uncle nikka??.
2kid:dunno.



3 kid belike:uncle wetin u dey look.

And konji be like..

Lemme see..

Wen he finally sees a woman..

Waris this...

The way he reacts wen he sees a man instead of a woman.

Oh gawd!

People going to hav their bath

The way he rushes to pip at..

Chepy1:
Bro, what's up na. I just dey here enjoy drama oh

abeg is dat thing kingvahala..wrote really Esan cos i'm esan but can't decode the meaning.
obokhian aba.

Chanchit:
Hey! Studio not shop and it depends on what you major on, all you need might just be your camera and laptop.

see ya head.
How can a studio with only a camera and laptop be a studio..u'r simply a shop owner.

A studio should have a desktop which is preferable to laptop.a coloured printer and some lightens.
Don't rush to correct somone without making a complete sense.

SAI PHOTO SAI SHOOT.SAI PHOTOSHOOT.

I asked a pastor if christian rap is a sin.
He gave nope for an answer.but his wife had a contrary view.
According her,it wasn't Godly at all.
But after weighing both reasons i agreed with the pastor that it isn't bad depending on your motive for rapping.
Christians in the house is it a sin.?.

Dnt 4get 2 Check my signature.

Oksman:
Who will save my country? fulani herdsmen attacking from the sahara, ijaw militant attacking from the atlantic, what is going on?

gat u bro..fire on the mountain.God will protect those that are his.allahkiaye.

Meanwy..Vote Photoshoot for mr nairaland 2016

bidexiii:
Malian military base targeted in southern Mali
In an attack on a Malian military base in southern Mali, militants left at least 17 soldiers dead and wounded over 30 in an offensive claimed by two different groups. Many weapons and vehicles were also stolen during the assault.
Yesterday, a coordinated attack was launched on the Malian military base in Nampala near the borders with Mauritania in southern Mali. The base was assaulted from multiple directions, according to Malian officials. Additionally, a secondary ambush targeted Malian troops trying to withdraw to the nearby town of Diabaly. The base briefly fell to the attackers, but was quickly regained by the Malian military.
Responsibility for the attack has already been claimed by two different groups. The first group to declare their involvement was the National Alliance for the Protection of the Peul Identity and the Restoration of Justice (ANSIPRJ), which is an ethnic Fulani (also known as Peul) militia that formed just last month. The jihadist group Ansar Dine, which is part of al Qaeda’s international network, has also released a statement claiming its Katibat Macina was responsible for the assault. In its statement, Ansar Dine said its forces withdrew from the base after capturing several weapons and vehicles.
The jihadists likely withdrew to the Wagadou Forest, which straddles the border region between Mali and Mauritania. The Wagadou Forest has been a historical stronghold and base of operations for al Qaeda in Mali. The forest was said to have been largely cleared of al Qaeda bases in 2011 when Malian and Mauritanian forces targeted the jihadist group there. However, Malian officials have noted increased activity in the forest by jihadists in recent years.
In addition to the ANSIPRJ and Ansar Dine, Malian officials have stated that al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb (AQIM) also took part in the assault on the base. Reuters has reported that a Malian military spokesman said that “Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb attacked from the north, the Macina Liberation Front [another name for Katibat Macina] linked to Ansar Dine waited outside the town to ambush military reinforcements and an ethnic Peul group attacked from the southeast.”
This level of cooperation has not been confirmed, but is a likely scenario given how coordinated the assault was. The current realities of ANSIPRJ, especially with how new the group is, makes coordination with larger, more capable forces more plausible. Ansar Dine’s Katibat Macina is an ethnic Fulani group, just like ANSIPRJ, which could also help in coordination. AQIM also claimed last year’s assault on the military base in Nampala, which killed seven troops, and is still known to operate near the borders with Mauritania.
Al Qaeda’s involvement in the assault, if confirmed, means there has been at least 130 al Qaeda-linked attacks in Mali and the wider West Africa region in 2016. Since 2014, there has been over 270 al Qaeda-linked attacks in the region with most occurring in northern Mali.

SergeAlain:
Our state of equipment and technology in the armed forces is poor, but it is still hundred times better than the state of the softer things which go such a long way to determine troop morale, things like care for the wounded, entitlements for the dead, supply of non-weapon items to troops on the field e.g. medicals, sanitary items etc. Sadly it is these things that make the difference between a developed military and an underdeveloped one, and no one seems to be seriously thinking of addressing these things.
I once was carried in a taxi in PH by an ex sergeant who fought in Liberia and got a medal for gallantry, and he told me his harrowing experience after being shot in the leg and almost lost his leg. Ultimately it took the direct intervention of his CO who was aware of his uncommon bravery for him to be included among those evacuated to Egypt where his leg was saved. By the time he finished his story, this tough man had tears in his eyes. this was in early 2000s. This is almost 20 years later and sadly the stories are much the same.
When will we learn

MikeCZA:
Things are changing though.

we are surely improving.no militaryof any country has it all working for them.
Btw guys i invite u to join the working team.
By voting PHOTOSHOOT for Mr NAIRALAND 2016.
Oga bidexiii hope i dint offend.oo.
Abeg vote na.

Manueleee:
By God grace i was able to escape from Boko Haram, doh i lost friends. Bt whosoever that have hand in BH will never know peace. I knew wot i saw. Mama may God gv u d heart to bear d lost, its so painfull.

thank God u'r still living.
We would have missed u a lot bro.
(checks in bt ur legs)k correct u ar a dude.
Bros join me/us to vote in PHOTOSHOOT as MR NAIRALAND 2016

our bus has arrived.oo oga PHOTOSHOOT come and see something..poor woman.
if only she had a bank account to keep her money she would only be worried about her daughter and other family member.
Hmmm.Sad story.
Take heart ma.
Ladies and gentle men.Vote PHOTOSHOOT for security,genuinity and continuity.

nigerian politics and politicians be fluctuating like NEPA since 1914.



Mean while come see the biggest! the best! most trusted yet the humblest Guy for Mr nairaland 2016.
Vote photoshoot.

jovialSoul001:
Dats a fuckin lie am 25 and dating a Lady of 38 is Wats d excuse

o boy na suicide mission you dey. Ni

BUBU, your excellency are we short of aviation fuel.?

IHATEPUZZY:
Where are the English Students? Let's see who get this correctly.
The woman who ____ apples also ____ oranges.
(A)sells/sells
(b)sell/sells
(C)sells/sell
(D)sell/sell

@ op all ur options are wronged.
It should have beans:the woman who selling apples also solded oranges.
But on a second thought.
I has choosing B as my answered.
The woman WHO sells apples also sell oranges.
Takes a bow,running along.catch ya.

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