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Just as the PDP/GEJ/Omisiere failed in Osun, so will the SANs fail. Its a lost battle. Dude should keep his money, kerosene and rice for the next election.

hannesy: ewww get d f*** outta here

its my thread, I should be the one saying that..

20pounds: Bro, forget what is you see on the billboards... LEGEND extra stout is NOT the real deal The brand dey give person internal heat and stupid dreams. It makes one wake up feeling very stup1d.



Please brother, next time, drink Gulder or Hero(oh mpa!) And you will sleep like a baby while all the alliens/witches/demons will come and bow before you with hot plates of pepper-soup in their hands.


Try this and thank me later.

Sure Bro! Legend has bn my brand for several years now. Maybe I will consider a change sha..but not to Gulder, any other dark ale will do.

hannesy: Dude u ve to reduce ur rate of masturbating ha even in d dream? And abt d hand pressing u I think is an attack

I also believe its a spiritual attack. I guess I was saved, psalm 91 is the only chapter of the bible that I know...I wonder why God saved me.

Maybe you should consider mas.turbation sis, its sweet and free from preggy, stds, moreso, its not a sin. :/

rill: "Too much p.o.r.n shrinks the brain"

this has nothing to do with p.orn. And my brain is okay, I know that. Thanks for commenting

dejt4u: yea..it's still a sleep paralysis..

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

Thanks for the link.

Maybe you are right, maybe its sleep paralysis. But it still doesn't explain the needle-like sting part which am still feeling the pains as I type this post.

..and if indeed its sleep paralysis, I guess I need not to worry then.

dejt4u: Sleep paralysis...

No, it wasn't sleep paralysis, its a spiritual attack. And BTW, does sleep paralysis explain the shadow running on the wall, or the needle-like sting? No.

My bro, its not sleep paralysis...

I had a nightmare last night.. it was so different from my previous ones... Its more of an alien visitation or witch/demon attack...Thank God I overcame the encounter with just minor stings

Last night before I slept, there was no light in my area and I knew the possibility of Phcn restoring power was slim and it was so hot that I had to sleep naked (well, almost naked coz I had my pant on). My room sliding window/louvers were opened, so also is the door to my room and my room's restroom and its small window.

I thought of mosquitoes coming in to make the night a horrible one, but the thought cleared off upon realizing I'd be swimming in my sweat till dawn, and who knows, sleep may not come. I madeup my mind to live with the mosquitoes bites, moreso am used to it. I removed my mosquitoe net coz every little breeze that touches my body counts.

At around 1:20am, I fell asleep, it was a deep sleep, I guess I enjoyed the first part of the sleep before alien came to attack. I had a dream, I saw myself in my restroom masturbating as I used to, with my phone on my hand playing a porn video from **censored** (am sure dem G's know that site). While at it, I heard a knock on my door, I quickly rushed my masttting process to make d deal come out, I was wrong, instead of releasing, my dick cut into my hands.. I was so scared that I woke up in the process. I prayed and slept again.

The second phase is where it all happened, I guess this happened around 3am or so. Am not so sure of the time coz their wasn't light and I hate leaving my bed at midnights. Ok, during the second phase of the sleep, I guess I wasn't deep asleep this time around when I noticed a big hand all over my body, pressing me to bed, I couldn't shout, I was so helpless, words weren't coming out of my mouth, I made several attempts to scream, maybe my parents or siblings would hear... But no, I was voiceless. It was so dark that I couldn't see the face of the alien/witch pressing me to the bed. Then I remembered my pastors preaching (I hardly go to church tho) where he sometimes said "when in the day of adversity and trouble.....*or something like that*. So Psalm 91 came to my mind, I couldn't scream it out, coz I was voiceless, so resited the psalm several times, then I noticed instead of being pressed to the bed, I started noticing some sort of bee or needle-like sting all over my body, it was so painful that I started weeping, still voiceless, but tears were rolling down my face. I was very scared and suddenly I was able to talk, instead of calling for help, I SCREAMED BLOOD OF JESUS. From their I noticed the hands stop pressing me to the bed, and the needle-like object stopped pinching me, even though the pain was much.

So, I swiftly took a land lying next to me on bed just to see the face of the big hand pressing me to the bed. Upon switching the lamp on, I saw nothing, so I turned my body to face the other side of the wall, lo and behold, I saw a shadow running on the wall, I guess it was finding its way out, the shadow has a big head, with a very long hand, but short legs. Upon seeing that, I was so scared, I started shivering, and then covered myself with my duvet. After few minutes, some courage came, I stoodup from my bed, holding the lamp on one hand and my bible on the other hand. But it was too late the demon/alien/witch is gone.

My fellow NL'ers, help me thank the Lord, I overcame the horrific mare. I guess I've learnt my lessons. I took too much hot legend (dark ale) before I went to bed and I forgot to make myself holy by licking anointing oil. Any ways, thank you all for reading. Good morning to you all


PS...No insults

Its a sin to kiss..am not married, so no kiss for me till then.

And BTW, does tilting ones head make a kiss memorable? What happens to pressing the yanshh n rubbing d boobx

Tpia1

Seun, pls come to my rescue, I was banned by ur autospam bot for no reason... Kindly unban me ... I need to respond to some comments on that post nowwww!

Thanks

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abdulizom: Too much fertilizer on any plant changes the colour of such plant and also affects its life span, there is no amount of manure that affect both colour and plant life span. Talking from experience as a born farmer. Thanks

lol.. x_x.. Did you read the top? Effect on human not plant ...

By fertilizer I believe OP is referring to chemical fertilizer...NPK (even though there are other forms of fertilizer).

The toxic chemicals found in fertilisers can be
absorbed into the plants and enter the food chain via
vegetables and cereals, although the biggest health
risk is when the chemicals seep into the ground water
which is then extracted for drinking water. This water
can contain high levels of nitrates and nitrites and have
been known to cause blue-baby syndrome
(methemoglobinemia) and can also lead to miscarriage
in pregnant women. Mercury, lead, cadmium and
uranium are some of the toxic heavy metals that have
been found in fertilisers and can cause distrubances of
the kidneys, lungs and liver and cause cancer -
depending on how much has been consumed!

SOURCE www.answers.com/Q/What_are_effects_of_chemical_fertilizers_on_human_health

abu12: And what has a Christian/muslim ticket benefited u? SE/SS can keep their vote for jonathan

and you think Southwest, middle belt and northern Christian will vote for a Muslim/Muslim ticket?

purplesummer: I've always known i'm a nonconformist!

same here... Nonconformist...

Their natural
curiosity, risk taking, and enthusiasm
often land t! hem in hot water.

That's so true about me..

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J'apelle padeolu... Common ta pe tu?

DCONE1: @ padeolu ..i knew someone was going to say this...seee you i thought of this before posting it hahaha....you don jam rock lol....its an example jooor

oya post ur real age make we know senior..lol.. xx..

Gidihub: ok... bcs sm of my frnds wu hv caucatians too hv said she might b a gsd cauc mix

how old the dog? aw much of ur dog history do u know?

Chinoble: sowi dear......kinda ve problem wit my mail.....

well then...I think I've a message for you..aw then can I get intouch (privately) ....whatsapp/BBm?

So OP is 20 years old

That looks like a pure German shepherd ...

It has no feature of Caucasian mountain or shepherd

The hair, ears, tail, size n mouth is different from that of a cauc.. I used to av a Gsd n I presently av Caucasian dog...so I know what am saying

Good news.... Jideomowunmi where are youuuu ...comman see something

MrsBreezy: Lol I'm not a baby tho

Ehhh I don't play hard to get ooo

Hmm I don't think he likes me haha he's just joking

Hmm let him win? Ehh never this is fun

you never can tell, he may really like you.



In all, don't forget ur married.

unyours: lol. Leave MrsBreezy for me o. We understand ourselves...

hmm! Okay oo! Best of luck with it bro!

MrsBreezy: Lol you're even calling them lumps as well hehehe

It's just cause you're too much fun to frustrate hehehe I like it

Sexy ko sexy ni kmt

and you baby girl, isn't it obvious unyours like you? Don't you think you need to stop this "hard to get game" ur playing and succumb to his wish.

unyours: yeah! to me

lol.. xx.. You wish. If indeed u like her as u claim... Na from me u suppose come ask for her "hands, head n legs" in relationship... Na me be her father for here ..

unyours: MrsBreezy, Thought my sweet lines will make me yours, never knew after everything i remain unyours...

sorry, she's married !

MrsBreezy: You should really open your mail...

soz about that.. Av responded!

MrsBreezy: Ehm see your mail.

lol.. xx.. No.. BBM ..