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Thanks for informing the CRIMINALS. Now they will upgrade and close the identified gaps.

In summary, you have put more people in harms way

Kids!. Deny the metaphysical to your own peril. I for one knows how much set back I had in a certain period simply for dating one knowingly and encouraging her just to delve into the deeper secrets of this world. I was so physically dejected and tormented when I withdrew from the relationship.

I was only set free after serious prayers. Yet still I can't even disclose the things I saw even to my loved ones till this say.. In that big expanse we call the sea is a whole different world filled with knowledge gained over several aeons of time. I can never forget those years after high school..

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IDIOT TRYING TO MARKET ORIJIN ...

I need some oil now !

Filming for Boko Haram? I wonder who their camera man is...

Day by Day. Jonathan's argument for re-election is being punctured with facts. His fate is beginning to hang in the balance.

So long for Hot Air...

This doesn't look exactly Nigerian. It may well be Cameroon or Ghana.

Well done for chatting and "psyching" your self up with your second cheap phone. Bozo!!

I heard there's even fake hole on sale now...

AIDS seeking attention?

This fool is jeopardizing the future of his children.

farano:
Wow he looks so cute!

No wonder..even a baboon with cash in hand can get a b/job from you girls

Women Deceiving Men With Waist Clinchers Since 2010

Looks like a commemorative stamp

What you blind peeps dont see is that the rich are relocating abroad ahead of the elections..

scribble:
Buhari be guided

This is becoming boring. Try to be more creative. Okay?

RevDesmondJuju:
I missed this my magic bishop handle

God punish the NL mod that banned it.

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His own head will suffer the same fate too. It's just a matter of time.

Copies of C of O or adonbelievit

She has gone to be with her fellow mammy water (mermaids). BeLIEve

I once met one on the banks of river kabala. I still have her right ear ring with me.

I smell a burnt rat. Is controlled immolation the new form of suicide or assassination? God help this fragile entity called Nigeria.

He may have discovered a bitter secret. Eg that the child is for another man. Or the woman may have just said so to spite him...we may never know..

The masters of the game are in nollywood.

ronald4lif:
Hookers don't profess love but runs babes can spin one's head with love, sweet talking you to part ways with more dough.

Hookers got a flat price for their services, runs babes got none, their rates depends on how muguish their prey is

Hookers are most time available in quenching conji but runs babes you have to inform her well ahead when you need her services, failure to do so will means she travelled to see her uncle from her aunts brother niece village who is sick

Hookers are not interested in going to that mall or high street shop with you, their dictum is money for hand back for ground, whilst runs babes you both have to shop in happening places and the best eateries as she can hardly have time to cook due to her busy schedules with different magas, and yes you both will be off to Dubai for sight seeing.

Hookers are more risk free of stds than runs babes as most alhajis eat raw and are ready to break the bank to see her succumb

Hookers are not interested in your private life, affairs and what you do with your wife or girlfriend but runs babes may want to see to your divorce

Wow. Isn't this guy a genius? You just capped it all.

This chic is plenty...well..I'm off to the bath tub to tie my legs together and pretend I'm a whale.

Francon:
Lol...

Some even brag that their best student can manage just a "C"

That reminds me of a lecturer in my institution. You have to book a hotel for him, sleep with him, pay him some money and get a "B or C".

I remember in my time when I was writing my 1st year exams (2006/2007 session), I knew 2 students from 1999 set writing a spill over exam.

Buh as God may have it, after a while, we didn't hear from the lecturer again. Don't know what must have happened to him.

He was a prayer answered.



Secondly was a french lecturer I had in my year 1 n 2. He was fond of harassing ladies for sex. He always gave us assignment on weekly basis and you will have to come to office to defend it.

When it was my friends turn to defend, she went in and the man ask if she cared for some ice cream. D gal said No. That she had cold and catarrh. The man offered her gala and she refused.

Suddenly he pleaded for the gal to help mark some papers. Unknowing to d gal, the lecturer was going to bolt the door. He started handling her breast.

She narrated her ordeal to me and when it was my time, I had to dress like a deeper life member with no make up. I answered all his questions and he asked if I knew french way back. I told him I read it in primary n secondary school.

Luck ran out on him one day when he ask a gal out and d girl went to meet him in a hotel. She set him up and recorded all that happened. She traced d wife and played the video for her.

That semester, we had d worst mass failure in his department as he couldn't figure out the mastermind behind the video.

He couldn't figure out the master mind? How come? So you mean he didn't know the girl he was in the hotel room with?

Tell us more ...

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You can go ahead and apply for accommodation there if you like.

All these shameless people uploading their pics...So delusional.

Every tribe has got its share of the fine and ugly. Enough of these stereotypical bull-poo

Una Don marry now?

Wow you must admit Buhari has got real authentic swag.