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I hope he will be able to explain all these when James Bond Ibori aka 009 returns.

Most serial rapists misinterprete these signs...Don't be fooled.

See Oyel..Sorry Oil !

How the mighty are fallen?

Not Impressed

Mogidi:
Buhari will probably win in Pakistan or Fuckistan, he has no future contesting in Nigeria. We told him on three separate occasions he can't win. Bros the election would come and pass, GEJ would remain till 2019 and nothing will change that, learn to be realistic.

Abeg which school you go?

The OP's name says it all "HolyWizard"

Slowly but surely..change is coming..

Must his legs be crossed? Okay..over to the conspiracy theorists.. Tell us some tale

kendrick9:
whats ovetall? RIP english

Because 'R' is next to 'T' on the conventional Keyboard!!

publicenemy:
The man has no political experience an decorum. The way he acts and talk shows how inexperience and clueless he is.

When the U.S president Barack Obama speaks he selects his words carefully. But this cow acts and speaks like he is in a zoo.




How did we get here for God sake. This guy and his wife are a National embarrasment.

But he read zoology! Its unfair of you !

Tiwa Savage go Born this Year. Quote me any day

Na which hotel them de so..I guess na outside

chipy:
My able presido, u too much jaari, haters go and swin river niger, goodluck till I want no more

See why the country is not moving forward..Self deceit

You worked hard to get here. Congrats..but you need more PR and besides you need to upgrade that kitchen for madam..

SFW...So fukcing..(the "W" can be What or Wet)

Anything new?

Otenestbestyaho:
Full Text Of Apostle Johnson Suleman's Prophesies For 2014- How many have come to pass?


1. Rivers lawmaker to be arrested and charged for murder(it's an attempt to discredit him and the Nigeria police lied... The presidency and it's men will use the police against many people.

 



2. Bamanga Tukur will be removed and disgraced. 3.PDP is bad but APC is worse.4.Presidential ticket will split APC.5. Jonathan will manipulate second term.6. APC will win more slots in 2015. Over 70% of government will be in their hands.

7. If Jonathan goes ahead to contest , he will be president but will not finish his term.

8. Lagos will have a Christian governor.

9. I see CBN printing high denomination naira notes this year.

10. Tinibu of APC should not smile yet as there will be serious problems in APC.

11. The national dialogue will be the worst Nigeria has ever had, it will end up with fights and accusation of embezzlement.

12. South West will be seriously divided as a top APC chieftain will die.

13. I see bombing in Kenya.

14. Jonathan will survive impeachment.

15. If president Jonathan and Ameachi can resolve their difference, PDP will regain their lost glory.

16. Tinubu and Fashola will fight dirty.

17. Musicians should pray against road accidents.

18.I see cabinet ministers out of the villa.

19. Accord party in Oyo will gain relevance.

21.President Jonathan is the last PDP president.

22. A major and great man of God will be called home. His ministry has blessed the world.

20. APC will claim victory in 2015 but the court will give it to Jonathan .

23. A Super Eagles player will be involved in a ghastly motor accident.

24. Niger Bridge needs urgent attention, collapse is imminent.

25. Oba of Benin, oh we need to pray.

26. A northern leader, SGF, Chief of Staff will be among those in the team negotiating on the president's behalf because he will be told to step down but will not.

27. I like jonathan's gentle nature but he is surrounded by wrong people.

28. Obasanjo should shut up, he will have problem.

29. Olumba Olumba olu will have serious problems.

30. Republic of Benin will mourn a past leader.

31. Many christians looking for babies will have babies this year.

32. Ikonjo Iweala will have serious problems 

33. Stella Oduah will have problems.

34. Another plane crash . Eminent personalities involved.

35. Kidnap to be more common in the west.

36. Third mainland bridge needs fresh touch.

37. All service Chiefs will be fired.

38. Oyo and Ogun state governors, I don't see them coming back. If they can pray hard, mercy may smile at them but, I see them go home.

39. Nollywood needs to pray and cancel death. I see four people. A list among them.

40. Ghana president will be betrayed by friends.

41. Governors and senators will leave PDP.

42. The  Northern candidates against president Jonathan will be two majorly.

43. We should pray against Nigeria break up.

44. Tuface, Davido and Wizkid need prayers against international disgrace.

45. South Africa needs prayers not to return to the past.

46. I saw a colenel in the military trying to stage a coup but he will fail.

47. The economy of Nigeria will go worse but true Christians will prosper.

48. NTA needs prayers. I saw them crying over the loss of one of their bosses and fire out break in one of the stations.

49. Obiano, the governor elect of Anambra will face serious problems because God is unhappy with the way he was declared governor.

50. The presidency will dump governor Dickson of Bayelsa.

51. I see fuel scarcity.

52. PENGASSAN and NUPENG need prayers.

53. A popular king in Niger Delta will die.

54. Serious crisis in the north and will attract foreign help.

Can someone score this basic statistician?

Good news to the start the new year with. More of it

No wonder they said there would be war in 2015. At least I suppose don commence my course by that time. This aiki Don they tire some of us..walahi

Go to Shitta roundabout. Tell them you were referred from nairaland. Thank me later..

Yeah right..

Is it for lack of a better name?

These people are here with their retrofitting gimmicks again. It's really unfair. Why profit from misfortune. Why?

When we were young and growing up.... to be a millionaire was the home run. Now we are grown with millions but the game has changed...its either you are a billionaire or you are nothing.. chai diaris...

It's always been like this...

The OP should consider taking up masquerading as a career. It appears he has all the prerequisite qualities.

Merry x~masquerading.

Head Gone

EdwinOse:
ABEG MAKE SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW TO CREATE A THREAD ON NL. I GET PLENTY INFO FOR UNA.

Confirmed bozo

Question: Do you bleep her everytime she visits? If yes, you must be a selfish bleeper.

I heard they are nairalanders. Names withheld