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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 10:07pm On Feb 25, 2016

Someday people might wed Lizards in 9ja, if Marry Iguana is ever legalized.

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Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Painpill: 6:07pm On Feb 24, 2016*

iyke926:
I got a story to tell...

Knife you my nigga but leave me alone

I got to talk to my man Haze to get in
the zone

I said "Haze what the hell is up?"

He said

You know how we do, you know that we
crew

So where's the vanilla dutch ...

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Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Painpill: 5:25pm On Feb 24, 2016

pesoXL:
You a big time Hip hop head

I tell you, these crazy times when trap music is slowly taking over. He cool like that.

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 8:39pm On Feb 23, 2016

Blackeard:
whatever floats your boat

I'm hot tempered, don't make me rupture your blood Vessel.

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 7:49pm On Feb 23, 2016

Painpill:
Applied for a job at an Upholstery company yesterday. The country is crazy man, anything to Cushion the high cost of living.

Just to update the house, I didn't get the job angry

However I got another in a factory that makes canoe paddles. It pays 1k an Oar.

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Education › Re: IELTS: Share Your Experience, Ask Your Questions, Tell Us Your Score If You Can. by Painpill: 7:40pm On Feb 23, 2016

DawnEden:
what was the questions given in the scary part of the reading section

You mean the 40 questions I was asked 5days ago huh

If you wrote same day then it's prolly same questions. A passage about the New Zealand Kiwi, a boring one about intelligence, and an extremely annoying one about grown-ass men fighting over the origin of language.

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Travel › Re: General German Visa Enquiries Part 2 by Painpill: 5:38pm On Feb 23, 2016

ogagaejay:
Just like it is not relevant to differentiate Sweden Austria, netherland,belgium and the other deutsch speaking countries.

Chineke! :|

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Travel › Re: General German Visa Enquiries Part 2 by Painpill: 5:29pm On Feb 23, 2016

ogagaejay:
we can also learn from this forum not only discussing visa .
My respond, Germans are the people and not the language in English, just as Deutschers are the people in deutsch . And the Germanic language is called deutsch in deutsch and Dutch in english. Who is not laughing because I am. Lol

So guys ,don't say you don't speak german, say you don't speak the German language or better still you don't speak Dutch or Deutsch

Ha what is Sinzu
Dem don dey ask me since i say Sinzu
is Sinzu
I even do single say Sinzu
is Sinzu
I even do tattoo "Sinzu is Sinzu"
Dem still dey ask me what is
sinzu
E be like you dey deaf
E be like you are dumb
Be like you don dey mad since
morning grin

Btw do you know extending the right arm in the air with a straightened hand and saying "Heil
Hitler!" is another way of greeting a German on the streets? cheesy

On a serious note bro you're wrong ayt? Deutsch ist die amtsprache von Deutschland.

Travel › Re: General German Visa Enquiries Part 2 by Painpill: 7:54am On Feb 23, 2016

Williamso:
I don't get this. Deutsch is Deutsch and German is English. German is just the English word for Deutsch. It's just like saying there's a difference between English(English) and Englisch(Deutsch) or French(English) and Français(Français)

Lol idd. Funny enough someone said this exact stuff few day's ago though what she meant was "Dutch", the language of the Netherlands. But when my friends heard it they almost cried from laughter. I pray for the sake of God that's what ogagaejay meant

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 12:45am On Feb 23, 2016

Applied for a job at an Upholstery company yesterday. The country is crazy man, anything to Cushion the high cost of living.

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 2:16pm On Feb 20, 2016*

After making out for 2hrs outside the gym, I looked bae deep in the eyes and said "This isn't working out".

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Education › Re: IELTS: Share Your Experience, Ask Your Questions, Tell Us Your Score If You Can. by Painpill: 1:17pm On Feb 20, 2016

Solitin40:
My sister dont mind him o i wrote mine yday at mauve21 ibadan omo if u pratice well their is notin to be afraid of my reading was super but d section 3was somehow but not dat difficult tho section 1 was the simple likewise section 2 so no fear i did acedemics sha i will advise you to read the question first b4 the passage nd whn u r reading the passage underline sometins u knw are key for easy reference with pencil

The reading section was somehow at the Lagos center, it was actually the shortest 1hr of my life and many confirmed it after the exam, infact reading was the hardest and it was really weird. I'm an expert in skimming and the least score I always got during practice was 39/40 and I always finished before an hour and even have time sometimes to enjoy the interesting passages. However I was in for a shocker on Thursday.

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Education › Re: IELTS: Share Your Experience, Ask Your Questions, Tell Us Your Score If You Can. by Painpill: 9:29pm On Feb 18, 2016

A minute silence for everyone who faced the academic reading task today......

For those that were caught unawares at the ending part of the listening section...

And to those who are currently wishing British council will just take small point from the over-sweet writing part to augment the horrible reading section grin

Countdown to 2nd March. Ikeja wept today..

Travel › Re: General German Visa Enquiries Part 2 by Painpill: 9:31pm On Feb 12, 2016

meekmill:
Guys please how much does dhl charge to send documents to germany?

About #15270. You can always mail them they reply real quick. Sadly, the student price of last year won't be applicable this jahr.

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 12:44pm On Feb 10, 2016

Whoever drops the best pun this month will get a gift from me. A belt made from cardboard paper. Lol but that'll be a Waist of paper.

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 3:34pm On Feb 06, 2016

My transsexual neighbour is kinda cool tho. All he wants is get high, eat, drink and be Mary.

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 3:22pm On Feb 04, 2016

I always get sick whenever my cousin Enza comes visiting. And out of nowhere this afternoon in flew Enza. Well...
(Like if you got it)

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 3:18pm On Feb 04, 2016

darkenedrebel:
By me : "Ambidexterity" is vital, so "left" to me, I'd leave the building of the ''aeroplane' to the "Wright" brothers"

You don come this side abi? cheesy

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 8:10pm On Feb 03, 2016

Had a rough day. Got home very hungry and Itchy, had to make dinner from Scratch.

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 6:26pm On Feb 02, 2016

True that. Let's keep Dropping them, it Blows the girls minds, got them Bursting into smiles.

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 7:19am On Feb 02, 2016

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 5:07pm On Feb 01, 2016*

novakane:
. Ure also a boss but theres a bigger boss that we are all under bro..... I call him the "bread of life" cos he works wonders "dough" (though)

Abi? No doubt he is, we dont Knead to be told. I only pray this thread Rises to the top, It's the Yeast we can do . Little Crumbs of pun at a time, who knows seun might pay us some Dough! Lol im just Loafing around.

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 6:51pm On Jan 31, 2016

Heard Toolz' wedding was a very emotional one, even the cake was in Tiers.

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 10:45am On Jan 31, 2016

Yesterday was my grandpa's birthday. Though bald, I bought him a comb as a present and he was full of smiles. I know he'll never part with it.

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 10:34am On Jan 31, 2016

Eke40seven:
Nice one at painpill. Its you Vs. Novacane now.
My Gay puns....
Thailand is the most gay tolerant country in Asia, no Wonder their capital says, "Bang-c.o.c.k!"

Novakane is a boss cool

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 1:21pm On Jan 30, 2016

Lol we should allow gay marriage in Nigeria? Cum on guys!

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Travel › Re: General German Visa Enquiries Part 2 by Painpill: 11:49am On Jan 30, 2016*

Schwartz:
Still want come? These are some of the challenges but you got to be very brave and strong in mind and body to brave the odds

Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Painpill: 8:24pm On Jan 29, 2016

darkenedrebel:
He thought Wiz Khalifa was referencing Kim Kardashian when he said K.K - not knowing he was actually talking about weed - K.K - Küsh Khalifa

Yeezy must have looked very clueless when he realized his error. Amber Rose has joined in the tirade as well.

Lol, funny. Wiz wey no get time. I'm sure he was prolly high af through the whole drama. Ye finally realized what Kk meant and accepted though, he just didnt act like the OG he was supposed to be(and that ambers tweet fuckd it all up sad

). It just bites to see two artists you like bi.tch out in public. It was easier to take sides during drizzy/meek.

Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Painpill: 1:48pm On Jan 28, 2016

darkenedrebel:
Kanye West & Wiz Khalifa's fight on Twitter na die !! hehe...

Amebo

Disappointed in Ye tho.

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 8:24pm On Jan 26, 2016

I saw a rat with twelve boobs in my kitchen today. Sounds weird, dozentit?

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 10:42am On Jan 26, 2016*

I keep hearing this weird human sound whenever I take the shortcut to my girls crib. I'll quit taking that route, must be a psycho path.

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Painpill: 9:13pm On Jan 25, 2016

firstEVA:
nice

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