is it only me that noticed. why does he keep pronouncing what as watts

damilarelr: If you have received yours just thank God.

thanks bro. i got the pack.

damilarelr: Delivered into everyone's mailbox. Make I sleep now.

.please sorry 4 droppin my mail late.pls i am in dire need of d pack too bro. alongsideleo@yahoo.com happy sunday bro and cheers.will surely add u in my prayers.thanks hommy.

We need to talk = I need to complain nothing is more accurate than this... this got me laffing real hard..

hi house, i did the personality test online but dont know why, i didnt get d invite 4 d text @ Cham city..should i still expect till d end of 2day probably i'l get d text message or i should just go 2 d venue 2mao..pls advice urgently needed..

Basic:
For the first time, I saw a post by Seun which kept me asking if he was really the one who posted it.
If your father is still alive and in his 70's would you open your eyes and see him work himself to death? By the way, if, at that age, he does not depend on you, his son, then on who else would he depend? On me?.
In addition, what is the correlation between taking necessary rests and being useless and jobless? Remember that even the government knows that, at a certain age, you're meant to retire.
Seun, your comment, to me, seems very bizarre!

freecocoa: Seun did you really post this?

Anyways you've been told what you ought to know,so no need stating the obvious.

why are u guys troublin seun now.dont u guys know seun cant post such..we are all aware that cyber-crime and cyber-hackers exist so lets us just assume dat nairaland has been hacked..@oga seun,hmmm..if 2 say na true true say na u post dis tin enn..hmmmm..i'l only say u start thinkin bout retirement o cos wit d way dis ur thinkin dey go enn, u need retire b4 50.lol..midlife crisis is 2 early 2 show face na abi house wetin una think..na joke o.make they no go giv me indefinite ban.

truth b told.i witnessed this 1ce in a catholic church durin harvest wen different teams were asked 2 dance 4ward and celebrate..not 2 say i am condemning church o cos i am a true and strict catholic but dis method,i find it appalling.but i tried convicin myself dat it was introduced 2 bring d youth closer 2 God and 2 enable them attend church...on d other hand, i am a philosopher So, pls wat's d ryt word 2 qualify dis..is it blasphemy, hypocrisy, or back bittin...

Truth b Told, Buhari Might B Corrupt but, GEJ Aint no Saint...We Mass Seriously Needs wat 2pac Termed "Black Jesus".

Tsuna22: hi guys,
just got back from their office... they told me they were rescheduling the interviews. They were conducting interviews for Oando, cos I saw a list for Oando on their table.

thanks hommy,dats good 2 know but 1 vital question.did u by chance asked or do u av idea as 2 wen they'll get across 2 us..mayb day or week cos this tension buildin up within me is much o..am kinda stuck in lagos waitin 4 update b4 i go back 2 port o.cant just go back lyk dat empty..after wastin my tp 2 com 4 2nd phrase,got d disregard message on my way 2 lag.Guy,d experience/joke wasnt funny o..

IMO, i think they got problem wit their system thus,d earlier congrat messages 2 candidates..guess it was sent 2 all who wrote d text but after realisin This,they probably sent a disregard message..bin followin all forums in naija bout dis workforce wahala and d problems seems 2 b d same..anyway,i just pray and hope we make it 2 d top @ d end..

This Was the initial text regarding d venue Of d next phrase o..later got 2 messages sayin we should disregard all earlier text messages o.. Venue: Workforce
Management Centre,
Swiss House,Plot 9,
Block A.
Gbagada Expressway,
Lagos NIGERIA.
Time:10:30am.
Ensure that you are
dressed for this
occasion....

Please House, Just got a text from workforce now dat i passed d GDP assessment text held @ etc centre,faculty of social science,unilag on sat 12/5/2012. And dat i'l b invited 4 d 2nd phrase later.. thou they said successful individuals will b notified between 15th and 16th may but presently,i am in d far East..Truth b told,i dont even know d present coy dis particular exam is 4..but nevertheless i still humbly seek info from those that av previously written workforce exam..Please,wats d 2nd phrase of d selection process like....i seek urgent responce 2 dis questions so i'l know if its worth d risk,time and energy 2 travel back..thanks house..

Niccolo Makiavelly 1ce said,he who tries 2 b good in d company of bad men will only get himself killed..these are d likes of fela,2pac,bob marley etc.i have indeed seen nice and good policemen but believe me,they are very cautious bout d evil their partners do so they just mellow...

hi house..please do anyone know about the course peace and strategic studies or peace and conflict resolution as the case may be in some schools...i have a b.a in religions and philosophy.I intend doin my masters degree in peace and strategic studies in prefarably unibadan or unilorin but the problem i face is that i have limited information about this course..please any idea and information about this course and how its been operated is highly welcomed..i like the love shared in the house.

Sijo01:

Uniben form is out n sales wil stp on 30th May 12:

thanks for the information sister..please,do you have idea on how long the programme will last in uniben and probably the fee..do you think it could be a year or @ max,18 months.wil b doin my masters under faculty of Arts,department of Religions..am not ready to spend 2 years on my masters programme..unilorin would have been better wen it comes to time duration of masters degree.but i stil would prefare either unibadan or uniben..

MarcAnthon: Why don't you all take two months off whatever you do (that's if you even need that much time), write GRE, do great, apply to schools in the US and if you actually had 2:1 or better coming off undergrad and your GRE scores are tight, you can get full funding for masters in the US, or about 70% funding at least. Seek info about this and expand your horizons. Undergrad abroad may be for the rich but masters? No. I'm yet to see a masters student in the US who is paying for his/her studies. It's either you are on a scholarship or you are a Teaching or Research Assistant. You get your school fees paid and they give you money for upkeep every month end.
Masters in the UK requires money. About 20K pounds, cos all they want to do is collect your money. But in the US they really are interested in building you up and most of the schools are rich and have massive endowment funds.
Y'all don't limit yourselves. While a masters in the US is not the end of the world, it definitely will give you a good head start. So think about it, and seek more info. GRE is also doable if you know what you're doing.

thanks brother.i am interested in this programme..how do i get started with it.please can you share any valuable link or information about this programme..it does sound interesting but i dont have idea about how it's been operated..thanks.

please are you serious about this..Jeez,that's a long wait.,the price of the form is okay thou but, the time it will be out is so far from now.if indeed the form comes out by september,please do you have idea when admission'll be out and,when the programme itself will start...A friend once told me i should expect the form by month end.i sincerely pray he's right about that..cant wait till d end of d year o..what will i be doing @ home...please update me Asap.thanks hommy..

maasoap: UI forms is #10k and will be out in September. The school fee is #93k. God bless.

@ondo boi,seriously, i am truly not ready 4 any debate ryt now..I understand where u're attackin from and i guess i should let ur case rest cos if i do continue dis argument,bliv me,it would never com 2 an end..well,thanks 4 ur contributions thou and i want u 2 know it was appreciated.lyk i said earlier,typin from a phone is way different from typin wit ur p.c...if u cant accommodate my mistakes,i'll recommend u wait til i get hold of my laptop so u can comprehend watever is it i type..thanks.

purpose100:


You can't pull that stunt in I.U,i tell. Maybe it is possible in other schools,but not U.I.

But av u consider different schools which are not too far from eachother? E.g Unilag & LASU, ABK & U.I, OAU & U.I etc. Considering the distance btw these combinations,couple with a part-time job and your own seriousness,i tink it is doable. Best of luck.

thanks sister.i do know already dat it wont b possible i run both masters in d same school..well,been contemplatin unibadan and unilorin thou just scared bout d distance and d tym fixture 4 lectures.

Pt Blank:

Do you have an idea how much they charge in Unilorin for tuition? Tho my first degree is Physics, I intend doing a masters in Educational Management there. I guess I might have to do a PGDE first. Not sure tho.

hazvat :
How much is unilorin masters program for this year.

d form is 25k but 4 d fee,i am sure it wount b up 2 a 100k..i do av a coursemate runnin his masters program presently and he said,it was bout 60 to 70k.cant really remember d exact figure thou but i need 2 point out dat,he is doin his program under d faculty of Arts .i want 2 bliv d fee varies from department 2 department..u can check more bout d school and possibly their fee on d website..www.unilorin.edu.ng 4 more info.

TinTin18:

I hate to correct folks but if you're going to Uni to study for an MSc degree, you should at least be able to use your spell checker. No one is perfect and no one knows it all but please use your spell checker.

Its not Thou but Though
not visible but feasible
not spear but spare

thanks sister.i think u are d only reasonable fellow i av com across here on nairaland.saw d mistake and tried re-editing my post earlier thou but, it wont work.so i just had 2 let it go..was usin a phone 2 type and i was usin my dictionary mode on..and 2 u hardboy and ondoboy,if u do look closely and read btw d lines,u'll see i was tryin as much as possible 2 convey my message in simple terms so people would understand wat i meant and giv me d best of decisions..bliv me.should i go on d standard english,i bet neither of u would b able 2 stand me..Well, i need 2 understand dat dis is nairaland land where kids gather 2 spew sh*t....

Truth b Told,there is No Atom of Hope left 4 dis Country..I Remember My Grand Dad 1ce Cried 2 Me Sayin "e go better"..Soon I Realised He Was Referin 2 Our Family Not Nigeria As a Whole..Yes,Hope Grew a Lil bit wit d Comin of Goodluck but unfortunately,d FRESH AIR is so much 4 us 2 inhale.Nigerians are all Choking.Guess BAD AIR will just do fine...1 tin i know 4 sure,Hope only lies in d hands of d Military in d Lyks of Idiagbon and not dis our leaders.opps sorry, rulers, we call politicians...True Democracy is Not Practical in Naija @ all.

@house,pls it is possible 1 runs 2 different master degree in d same school @ d same tym.....am hopin 2 do dat in unibadan thou..Pls do you think it's visible...i need d 2 different master degrees lyk mad but dont av tym 2 spear @ all..i don old 4 house die...pls.any viable and reasonable advice is welcom pls..thanks

@businesstools.pls are u sure dat uniben form is presently out cos i really doubt that thou..bin followin their site still no info yet..pls house,when is UNIBADAN form comin out...bin waitin 4 their form lyk 4eva..unilorin's form is presently out thou and its 25k.more info on unilorin.edu.ng...heard unilag is also out thou but i av not confirmed dat myself...

Hi House...pls i'l lyk 2 confirm if unibadan considers second choice 4 direct entry..i av my 1st degree thou in philosophy from unilorin and i plan readin law in unilorin again wit d.e but d problem is dat i am choosin ilorin as second choice..wit all sincerity,do u think second choice candidates are bin considered in ilorin or unibadan On d alternative,please which federal university accepts second choice candidates...pls ur responce is highly appreciated and anticipated....u can hook up wit me let's av a better discussion..2go: paleonard and facebook: leo mcavelly..cheers hommies.thanks.

Hi House...pls i'l lyk 2 confirm if unibadan considers second choice 4 direct entry..i av my 1st degree thou in philosophy from unilorin and i plan readin law in u.i wit d.e but d problem is dat i am choosin u.i as second choice..wit all sincerity,do u think second choice candidates are bin considered in unibadan or On d alternative,please which federal university accepts second choice candidates..pls ur responce is highly appreciated and anticipated....u can hook up wit me let's av a better discussion..2go: paleonard and facebook: leo mcavelly..cheers hommies.thanks.

Hi House...pls i'l lyk 2 confirm if unibadan considers second choice 4 direct entry..i av my 1st degree thou in philosophy from unilorin and i plan readin law in u.i wit d.e but d problem is dat i am choosin u.i as second choice..wit all sincerity,do u think second choice candidates are bin considered in unibadan or On d alternative,please which federal university accepts second choice candidates..pls ur responce is highly appreciated and anticipated....u can hook up wit me let's av a better discussion..2go: paleonard and facebook: leo mcavelly..cheers hommies.thanks.

seriously i simply cant understand nairalanders of now adays o........b4 una dey apply, shey una no dey look the date of the advertisement ni?. well, i guess not

TonyG2:
We are seeking to recruit ushers/hotesses for our
corporate events in three major Nigerian Cities for End of May/June 2010

and @ cupid2ayo, you just registered today begin they display ur pics as if na im go provide u job....better delete dat ugly pics of urs before they make u laughing stock 4 nairaland here.