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People who borrow must have what is called, collateral. Now, aside from puna, what else do you have as collateral. You should be grateful that guys go for puna which does not even have equal value with the cash borrowed

I always knew it was a matter of time before this guy leaves the Catholic church. His style was different, in fact he was a radical inside the Catholic Church. I knew a time would come when either him or the Catholic Church would not be able to contain themselves again

yomi007k:


Savage! ...some Tiwa ish



This op falls instantly every time. Im sure na so she do for d boyfriend. After a few shagging wt d new guy, dey will miss it somewhere n she will fall instantly again, maybe wt d gateman ds time....lol

It happened to me. Went with my friend to meet his new babe. She "fell" for me instantly. After like 2 years of steady shagging, my cousin one day suddenly told me, mehn, I don shag that your babe o! I wan mad!! Then I remembered how I got her and I calmed down. We continued shagging her between the two of us and comparing notes afterwards

rman:
The more I see his pics, the more I am convinced he is not fucking them.

The girls are wise, they know he cannot f.u.ck them all, so this is basically a nude photoshoot for 200k.

What is it with the fat old woman among the young girls? Is she his relative or first love?

That is assuming he pays them up to that sef

SELFmade7:
Fine for him sha



Am not hating

But I think that sitting room is over busy, I mean too much designs

And I think too many loads

Ishilove:
This reminds me of an incident my sis told me about. She and some of her colleagues were gisting when one lady opened up on a very strange sexcapade.

She went on a date, one thing led to another and she found herself in a hotel room with the guy.

She stripped naked and excused herself to go 'freshen up'. The guy lay on the bed waiting while his deek rigidly stood horizontally, nodding in joyful expectation.

When she returned and lay beside him, he asked her

"What did you go and do in the bathroom?" the horny_ dude asked suspiciously.

"I went to wash up," came the candid reply.

"Wash what?!?" he asked, his erection_ beginning to shrivel.

She giggled, thinking he was being mischievous. The lady did not notice that her almost bedmate's phallus_ had shrunk from it's former turgid, cucumberesque proportions.

"What do you think I went to wash?" she coyly responded.

All hell was let loose.

"I want ya puzzay hot and stinky!" the man bawled. By this time his deek had become completely flaccid.

To paraphrase her, the guy preferred her punny 'stenchy and odorific,' so when she went and washed away the unpleasantly hot and musty aroma that envelopes certain puzzays after being encased in panties for long hours, his libido crashed like a camel collapsing in the desert and he almost wept in annoyance.

In other words, 'odorfious and wogo-wogo' puzeze's turn him on.

Insane stuff.

This got me ROTF. Reminds me of a story a girl told me once. Her friend was about being shagged, (maybe she was the one sef), she decided to wash up before the act. As she stood up to enter the bathroom, the man rushed and prevented her from entering the bathroom. He asked her, "where are you going". She replied, "to wash up". The man now said,"no need, I prefer it like that, don't wash the flavour away"

NwaAmaikpe:



Nepotism at it's peak.

So this guy was caught because he killed a relative to someone in power?

I am so disappointed at Barrister Okoi Obono-Obla. He is not fit to be a Special Adviser to the President.
As a lawyer he should know better than calling a suspect a murderer and terrorist. Only a court can pronounce such judgement on the accused.

Nonsense....he should tell us why his nephew joined a cult.
It's the streets man; no price, no pay.

+1000

ojun50:
I don't understand why she can't jst open every tin

I wonder o, my brother

nypdinc:
we the great people of Akwa ibom state ain't gonna be a party to the so called ipob cos we don't forget easily what transpired between the biafrans during Ojukwu's war against Nigeria and my peace loving people. If u want Biafra then We will have Niger Delta.

+1000

NwaAmaikpe:



Happy birthday to her.
Is that why she's not wearing a bra

Tiny oranges there, so no need to waste money buying one

StOla:
There will be election.

Anyone who chooses not to exercise his/her franchise and stays at home to eat Amala and Ewedu would not be bothered by anyone.

Anyone who does not want to vote, but decides he/she must prevent others from voting, thereby constituting a nuisance to the democratic process and stability of state, will eventually receive bullets in his/her head.

A democratically elected winner with highest votes will ultimately emerge, having satisfied the necessary requirements.

+1000

Did I just see a bottle of stout there?

Pylony:
Konji has cost her the lives of her two sisters and from all indications, in the pic there is no any sign of worry on the face of the girl in red.

She is lost to "dickson" already. If i tell you what's on her mind at the moment is to go back and collect another "shot" even as her sisters lay dead, you won't believe it

Chrisrare:
y not? i don't even plan to live long in dis bleeped up world. So a good bargain for me.

This guy don kill me!

HungerBAD:
All na Wash so nothing special.

Saraki is British by birth. The high commissioner is British too,so all i see is two Briton's having a very casual discussion.

Only painful thing is that one of the British Citizen is the Number 3 ruling Nigeria,when we have plenty of qualified "Nigerians" that can be in that position.

And to add insult to injury,this British guy wants to do a "Constitutional Bloodless Coup" so that he can be the President of Nigeria.

Somebody should please tell him we got our INDEPENDENCE from the British in 1960,and no British man will rule or colonize us again.

Never.

Well, the problem is, another highly placed nigerian is almost being granted British citizenship after being there for 60 days

Jidhey1:
She's still a Virgin.

Look at this one ni! The day she will allow you to jump into that well, that is if Reverend Father will agree o...You will still come here to open a thread and regale us with stories of how your girlfriend deceived you. I dey wait

NtoAkwaIbom:
God bless you and your family for flying the Akwa Ibomitez flag...
Abasi Ukama fien, ada anam mme ikpor mkpor ke idung nnyin Nigeria Ami.. You are our Biggest export of the Moment...

Abasi u diong fien! Atang akpaniko

beamtopola:
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Confusion every where. Using Nigeria flag to design their chair. We need brain in this country , including out president.

As in eh, my brother. Thought i was the only person that noticed this

myfantasies:
I know know y thin guys like big women

Smashing pix you've got there on your dp dearie

Papiikush:
I am tempted to call you a dummy but I realized sometimes love can make a man so blind he wouldn't be able to see a cliff he is about to walk off.

We have all been there...Juat walk away from the relationship already because your fiance is already giving another man head.

Only head ke! Plus body, legs, every every! !

Kayoski:
Fiancée? its better you start addressing her as your ex

I don die!

EmekaBlue:
She looks athletic and sexy with those boobs Wouldn't mind to hit tht punny

I'm dying to

CROWNWEALTH019:
And sarrki they lautech

I don die!

kiddoiLL:
C as she be....ogbeni na wetin u carry go house go fvck be dis ?

You know say for night, person no dey see well especially when you don high. Make konji come catch you wella. ...you go wake up for house see am beside you for bed

NotOfThis:
Awesome.


I pray they won't do that.

Same prayers here

She try, but immediately she leaves, dem go collect all the shoes and bags and sell

And he is wearing danshiki, complete with cap and cover shoe to work in the farm? Nigerian politicians sha

simplycarro:
We can actually achieve this, this is my dream of a restructured Nigeria, after the Biafrans must have been pushed to their country.
It's increasingly becoming obvious that the North is tired of the Igbos and it's clear the the Northerners are more matured in their approach. No insults like the Biafrans, just facts as known to them.
The debate will eventually force this govt to DO SOMETHING.
Unfortunately the Ibos hardly debate, but to insult, curse and throw expletives all around the place.

+10000

The lion na for the cake e end!

ikp120:
Is she still married?

If she's no longer married, then when she is done with the cleaning, tell "You must be very tired. Rest small before you go."

Then craftily start massaging her feet while playing any soft romantic music (eg by John Legend) at the background. Tingle her and make her laugh.

Then proceed to her neck while she is still laughing and massage that terrain wella.

Just keep observing as she dey change gear.

While she is laughing and blushing, tell her "Let's play small." Then lock face with her and kiss her nose. Then her lips. Just observe her response to each kiss. If she dey respond, start kissing and romancing her aggressively.

Once you notice say she dey respond aggressively too, tell her "Let's enter the bedroom." Continue kissing and romancing her as una dey go so that the fire will keep burning.

As you enter the room, pull down her panties and finger her pussy. Continue fingering the pussy while you romance her.

Then put your dick and blast the hole.

Hehehehehe


You are on your own bro.

You dey "travel" go room, wetin happen to bending over in the sitting room