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YorubadBlood:
If this makes front page, then I'm stupid

no p bro abeg lalasticala help me disappoint this bro thanks

fr3do:
The thunder that will fire you speaks russian.

but why now

kennynelcon:
Met one at GTB... when her vex was too much I told her shebi it's my money?? She solved my problem after 5 months. Anyway we became friends, we don cut as I don get my money...

I smell lies and exaggerations

By the way op all the customer care agents have met have always been sexy, attractive and helpful i think it all about luck and how handsome you are

ollah1:
You guys hate the truth tho

10 differences between MESSI and RONALDO 1. When RONALDO scores he points at himself. When MESSI scores he points up, 2. RONALDO will do 5 skills to beat 1 player. MESSI will do 1 trick to beat 5 players. 3. RONALDO is compared to Messi.. While MESSI is compared to Pele and Maradona. 4. RONALDO shoots where MESSI would have passed to better positioned player. 5. RONALDO is hungry for individual success, MESSI plays for the success of the team as a whole. 6. Girls like RONALDO for his Good Looks, they like MESSI for his Good Game. 7. RONALDO scores goals, MESSI Breaks World Records. 8. RONALDO plays because he loves fame, MESSI plays because he loves the game. 9. RONALDO will make your DAY! MESSI will make your HISTORY! 10. RONALDO is Good, but MESSI is the best. Agree or Disagree

i smile whenever i see that no 3 cos it shows a lack of mathematical and lexical knowledge of english. A person is compared to d greats and anoda person is compared to that person indirectly that person is compared to d greats

lord know confession things onmy native mind. But on a serious note na die be that o

ladyteska:
actually,it is very interesting even though i knew it was fiction,it is creative...nice one

thanks my friend idea though i just decided to post it here
cc lalasticala

pineapp i dont get you o

frisky2good:
Ogun no dey waste time. I wish all our leaders will be made to take the oath of office in ogun shrine holding cutlasses.

you got it bros it would reduce the rate of corruption drastically, after ogun uses the blood of like 50 senators, 150 reps and 4 governors to bath or prepare tea. Others go learn

everyday for the theif one day for the owner andthat day na die

Breaking News In EDO state
It happened in Owerri yesterday. I heard it
today at
lunch.
This world is becoming even more scary oh.
A newly married man saw a prostitute
clothed
seductively by the road.
She was just to sexy to be overlooked. He
picked
her
up
and abandoned the way home to a hotel.
He lodged in with her. In less than five
minutes
he
was
on
top of her.
The prostitute was as flexible as a snake.
When
he
was
having sex with her, her moanings sounded
like
a
'hissing
snake'.
But he was carried away with her moves
and
didn't
really
give his concern to it.
The married man had sex with her over and
over
again.
Paid her more than what they bargained.
He woke up at voodoo hour with the
intention
of
having
another round with her.
He didn't find her on the bed.
He heard hissing sounds in the bathroom.
He scrambles out of bed and saunters to the
bathroom.
He opened the door.
His heart beat drummed heavily as he saw
big
pythons
talking to each other.
He screamed loudly.
The pythons leaped on him.
He ran to the door and found it locked.
The pythons crawled to him. He shouted for
help and
banged the door.
The pythons got to him and jumps to strike
him.
""
""
Immediately he woke up!
And almost screamed but couldn't when he
discovered
it
was just a nightmare.
The room was dark.
The lights were switched off he felt...He felt
something cold touching his body.
He searched with his hands and it felt like a
cylinder
with
a hard skin impregnated with scales.
He finally felt something trying to swallow
his
head.
He
touched it and discovered it was a big snake
trying to
swallow him up.
The room wasn't dark.
His head, down to his chest was inside the
snake's
mouth.
The snake's poisonous saliva covered his
face.
He started struggling and struggling.
But the snake pinned him down.
He tried to scream for help but couldn't
because if he
opens his mouth, the snake's poisonous
saliva
will
flow
in
and he will unavoidably swallow it forcefully.
He
kicked
his leg, used his hands but the snake was
too
strong.
He managed to bite the snake's tongue.
The snake got wounded and involuntarily
vomits
him.
He looked at the snake with blood on his
mouth
and
discovered it was a big python.
He grabbed an empty bottle and smashed
the
python.
The python collapsed.
He jerked up and jumped out of the bed.
He started screaming for help.
He dashed out of the hotel.
He got home, looking all clean and cool.
His wife was asleep already.
He crawled into the bed beside his wife and
slept off.
He woke up almost at dawn and discovered
his
wife
has
turned into a snake..
The wife told him everything he did and
how he
stroke a
python dead.
Before he could apologise, his wife tod him
she
was
her
mother disguised in a different body.
He cheated on her with her mother.
She got so angry.
The man almost committed suicide.
His wife told him to return to that hotel and
carry her
mother back to the house if not she'll kill
him.
He left immediately and rushed down to the
hotel.
He went straight to the hotel room and
found
his
wife,
mother-inlaw, his sister, his mother in the
room.
They
were all hissing like snakes.
Immediately he realised they were all in the
same
secret
cult. They stood up and watch him without
saying a
word.
Great panic gripped him by the throat.
He couldn't talk.....
And the only problem now is
**I don't just know how I will end this FAKE
STORY...****
Mtcheww www...
Happened in EDO state my foot ..... Fake story
joor...
I'm sorry if I scared you.
Anyway this is one way of saying *be careful
in
life*
No vex

TeamSimple:
This same german team defeated us in 2009 at this same stag, Or what was our position in 2011 and 2013 under Goodluck?

at least we went out knowing we tried our best but for this ones only God knows the amount manu Garba was bribed with to make him so tactless
the sum must have been in dollars Thank God i no watch am i for break tv

how is the match guys

na lecture theatre i go dey so my prayers are with them

i wont be surprised if it is negligence on part of health workers that lead to his death, how can there not be oxygen in an health center It is tall for them o

whata funny write-up but to follow all this go difficult o

i hope they play football better than their Dad.

I will always say this naija people are too sharp for their own good imagine crazy story.

Alright folkks give it up for mama peace the statue of Gilbratar behind Jona. She was his turning point and ending point.

it not op fault nau na juve bleeep up, mtchew

Well from what i have heard about him he is nothing but a blood-thirsty mzn and nigeria most feared dictator tho i hear he is still part of naija best leader ironic isnt it?.

jimmy4x:
Krasid no let am pain u say ur team went trophyless this season, no league, no ucl, no copa del rey with all d millions spent, he was right, he never said Chelsea is better than Madrid, u no dey understand simple English again??
EPL is overrated, no wonder ur best player was raised nd trained there for u to buy him for a whooping 80 million.
Bale and Modric wey dey anchor ur team never join o, they were developed in the 'overrated league' into the big boys they are now

madrid wasnt trophyless this season o they won fifa club cup and super cup, but i agree

debroslink the jibe about no messi without xavi or iniesta wasnt brought up by chelsea fans it was a wide conception by many since majority of his goals came from passes made by iniesta and xavi. Right now messi has destroyed that notion and am sure hazard will destroy that notion you and the rest of ur anti-hazard crew have about him. Ktbffh

afanide:
The Idiots would have allowed Madrid qualify instead of disgracing themselves this way.


Barca wouldn't have had it easy with Madrid.

you saying barca had it easy it like u didnt watch the match or you are poor at reading games, chiedu7 u are so right me neither

raumdeuter:
You see why I said you're too smart to be a chelsea fan.

If not for that linesman he could have had a double na this kain player dem dey compare to Hazard.

Second season in Europe.

A player that got injured and a whole 250m Brazilians went into clinical depression na that some dey compare to Ikedia

wao did you give birth to d overlapping 48 million fans urself but people plenty for that country o

pique na mad man sha wetin he wan use net do

too bad for juve luck want just on their side congrats to barca, Chelsea hand would be on it next season

them don destroy projector o but y

now this is a final fast counters

colossus2:
A free-kick not a penalty

no mind them jare make dem go blow am now. Half time

what a miss suarez

ojeffo:
.... Cloth

more than that see that marchisio shot

ojeffo:
.... Cloth

more than that