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It hazard niggas ktbffh, Xynerise how va

Yasher:
Dem for start solanke ahead of Drogba sef

I swear e be like say the guy eat fufu b4 match

Medley:
barca 2-0 valencia, am no prophet,anyway

see u afta match don finish abi

xynerise:
I dey watch this match with confirm confidence like say na Man city I dey play with

Bros for d sake of ur Bp dont let that confidence be too high or it would crash like a pack of cards

who agree with me Chelsea vs Manunited is the el classico of England.

mukina2:
Team Badbelle
Team Injuries
Team red Card
Team Fights

i forsee plenty broken bottles in this viewing centre today.. two agbero teams

Fredoooooo, chimerase2, edwife, Pamcode etc

Vs

Aieromon, Kingtom, xynerise, Antell95, OkeEsibe etc

If i nor mention ya name . .sorry i am still hungry so i cant remember well .nor ves

[s]PS: the spambot will be very active today [/s]

I no dey break bottles na swollen head i dey break and deflate . You said you are hungry will you eat bananas , Spambot no fit do me anything. Bekiafu

Adeboykay:
I'm not saying you don't need it,,,you definitely need to print it out but if yours is not yet out on jamb,,it wont affect you when you're been screened in school...print the admission given to you on oau portal...anytime you're been asked to present admission letter during screening,,,show them that and tell them jamb own is not yet out....{the oau own will be used temporarily,,,when jamb own later comes out,,then you can print it and give them to update}

aite thanks

Alright guys since this is an Home game against a rival let have the blue anthem shall we?Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together, and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
'cause Chelsea, Chelsea is our name
Verse 1
Here at the Bridge whether rain or fine
We can shine all the time
Home or away, come and see us play
You're welcome any day
Chorus
Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together, and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
'cause Chelsea, Chelsea is our name
Verse 2
Come to the Shed and we'll welcome you
Wear your blue and see us through
Sing loud and clear until the game is done
Sing Chelsea everyone.
Ktbffh

Opta facts
Chelsea have lost just one of their last 12
Barclays Premier League home games
against Manchester United (W7 D4 L1).
Manchester United have suffered more
Premier League defeats against Chelsea than
versus any other side (15).
Chelsea have scored 100 goals in 47 games
this season (2.13 per game) while United
have 68 in 38 matches (1.79).
Juan Mata has three goals and an assist in
his last three Premier League games.
Manchester United have 65 points, one
more than they collected in the whole of
2013-14 (64).
Wayne Rooney has scored or assisted 120
Premier League goals away from home, the
fourth highest total in the division’s history.
Merson's prediction
Chelsea will be fully focused on not losing
the game. Jose Mourinho will set up to
contain Manchester United. He’s done it
before and, with the title on the line, he’ll do
it again.
The pressure will certainly be off Manchester
United. They have a bit of a free swing at
Stamford Bridge but this game will be a real
test of how far United have come under
Louis van Gaal. They have certainly improved
but this will be a real test against a Chelsea
side that has been the best team in the
country by a mile this season.
I think this will be a tight game and I can
see it finishing in a 1-1 draw. Chelsea will
definitely settle for that!
PAUL PREDICTS: 1-1
Betting
Chelsea have drifted out from odds-on to
evens with Sky Bet, with Manchester United
attracting the majority of the backing at
11/4, while the draw is priced at 12/5. The
first goalscorer betting is wide open with
Loic Remy and Eden Hazard heading the
market at 9/2 apiece , while Wayne Rooney
tops United’s side of the market at 13/2. The
Soccer Saturday pundits have made their
predictions on www.skybet.com, including
Matt Le Tissier predicting a 1-1 draw and
Wayne Rooney to score first at 35/1.
http://www1.skysports.com/football/live/match/313709

dyabman:
I need what you are smoking bro

i wouldnt do that if i were you

I sense anoda draw today

Battle of the titans. Che2- Man u1

ABSOL10:
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which city, am in ibadan

Adeboykay:
{1} It doesn't disturb your admission
{2} Jamb will still upload your admission; but if you have been given admission on jambsite to another sch then you have to reject that one first before oau's admission will be uploaded.
{3] if by the time we resume, it has not been uploaded yet then you just have to print the admission on oau eportal to show them during reg that jamb has not uploaded your letter...
{4} Just calm yourself,you dont really need the admission letter to process your admission once you've been given admission by oau...
{5} Try appeasing the gods so it will be uploaded on time

Pls dose this means that we dont need Jamb admission letter for screening in school.

sebod:
Milner can still defend himself using the two excuses below;
1 I am not a defender so nothing spoil.
2 I was afterall nutmegged by the greatest footballer ever, so nothing to shame about.
He might be right afterall

this got me laughing

coded01:
Wicked...


I heard too oh but why them play the unfit guy na come dey chop nutmeg anyhow...

i checked the replays man it was so funny luiz just pack for one side as if e dey fear to carry more injury or chop dribbling.

modath:
Ladoja is loved by the civil servants, Ajimobi has the support of ordinary folks on the streets of Oyo state. Unfortunately the civil servants in Oyo(unlike ekiti) don't outnumber the other voter population, Ladoja needs to sheath his sword, take the defeat like a man and work with the governor to move the state forward.

wrong Ajimobi has d suport of elites and has money to throw around to persuade some people and besides d fact that People dont want to be in oppostion again.If u check the results you would see that the total no of opposition votes is more than that of Ajimobi, had it been d Oppostion was united Ajimobi would have been thrown out.

coded01:
The beauty about all nutmegs were they all led to 2 clinical goals by SUAREZ...


I am sure David Luiz will refuse to play next week due to Malaria fever...

to be fair to him he wasnt meant to play last nite sha so he has an excuse tho unlucky the nutmegging lead to goals, but what can milner say.

imagine nonsense spamming a web with crazy votes you are lucky there is no bonafide member of liverpool here, you for don hear am.

Noah13:
if Porto do hang on, i think they should have a set game- plan for the return leg as soon as they leave the pitch.

hey guy where have u been boss have not been seeing u around

bigkesh:
I need someone to look me straight in the face and re assure me that Psg wont sue us to Court asking for 48mill refund from the 50

their fada no fit try am, after him equalise against us, him still celebrate on top. Never again

chamboy:
My Top Ten Once Again
1. Messi
2. Ronaldo
3. Saurez
4. Neymar
5. Ibrahimovic
6. Aguero
7. Muller
8. Sanchez
9. Bale
10. Robben

na bale spoil am put isco or rogriguez james or better stil modric

ELYMAXiimus:
yes i am over-willing to educate you. This education is very basic. Even a toddler would comprehend!

Here,

mou couldn't beat psg both at their stadium nd in front of his home crowd!

enrique has just downed psg in their own domain!


no time for juvenile rants.

Bros not to forget this Psg has no engine power consisting of motta and verrati, a weakened luiz (barca no fit forget the guy in a hurry), injured thiago silva, a misfirng cavani, Ibra would have bossed ur defence at every corners and free kicks. As i said enrique should first beat mou local records then we move to european and international. Salem

raumdeuter:
Can we just hang on and wait for the return leg?

with all due respect senior colleague, why wait till 2nd leg when we can begin the party now, if na money for drinks and music dey worry you, no fear we go pay.FREE DRINKS AND ROZZAY FOR ALL

coded01:
I thought it was a lie until I saw your update...


Abi baba dey see double ni...

lwkmd omo see thrashing, abeg keep it coming guys this is d first party of it kind here we must not leave without making an impact.Tval abeg dey nak me dose tunes

guys party time at bayern thread it would be fun. First of the kind.kingtom chimerase,barcanista, crownprince, uzolexis. https://www.nairaland.com/526446/bayern-munich-5-times-champions/274

ELYMAXiimus:
you're here yearning, while mourinho is learning.
What he couldn't do, enrique has done with ease.

do u mind educating me on what exactly he has done that mourinho hasnt done. For the starters enrique should first beat the highest pts in a season and no of goals scored set by mou . Then we might be able to talk.

uzolexis:
Looks like both games'll end in 3-1

nairabet and the others would be smiling to the bank, no one expected this. Anyway it party time after the match.

barcanista:
U better become Cule....

@Scantee your boys are making us proud!!!!


Na wa for Mathieu sha

well if u notice only the b and c differentiates btw them dem

Ddonoflife:
do u mean bayern leverkusen or is dere a new bayern team

to be fair to bayern it a weakened team no robben,alaba,ribery. Bad for them guardiola just dey drink water. Can this porto replicate mourinho's team

timbros:
How he broad come dey answer Mosquito

i no know boss but e be like say kwashiokor dey flow for the gene pool so the mother no expect anything better hence the name

uzolexis:
In other news, Porto whooping Bayern's ass...it's 3-1.

yes darling 65' - Assist - Alex Sandro (Porto)
65' - Goal - Jackson Martínez (Porto) GOAL!
It's 3-1 to Porto! An excellent lofted pass
forward from Sandro flies over the head of
Boateng and into the feet of Martinez, who
brings the ball down well before skipping
round Neuer and slotting a shot into the
back of the net.