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because hasnt reported this

UjSizzle:
Please. Women look good for their own sake and not for men. And they wouldn't think you're trying to hit them if men weren't so hôrny every darn time.

And no, we have more on our minds than obsessing over how to please men. I believe the number of men viewing relationship themed threads in NL is proof enough

Common darling stop lying we all know that all those paparrazzi :p is to get someone (guy) to notice, this is especially true for young unmarried women cos they dont know who is watching for the older ones the it already a habit and they dont also want to be seen as old out-dated women so they turn to make-up and accessories. I hope am clear.

Man this tips should work for me i believe, I am in a good position to practise them lol

Aite seen Next pls

let us wait and see, but i for don pay for new semester now

sleek4:
You can,infact you should before then,then save it so it makes it easier to login on april6

thanks eportal seems to be down right now

Who else thought of this April6 is an holliday that means banks wont open and so the reg will be shifted to seventh right?

sleek4:
When you get to the eportal,under the undergraduate login,enter your jamb reg no and any password of ur choice,although the site is not yet opened for freshers,but make sure you remember your PW

does this mean i should not bother creating an account until April6

Howdy everyone, how preparations o i have not even started i met a girl who is also a fresher who came to buy modem for her laptop at the office where i work man i just be like kai Ajimobi abeg sharply pay My mum salaries and make my Dad contracts come 2ru

Match Preview
Queens Park Rangers and Chelsea meet at
Loftus Road on Sunday in a west London
derby of great significance at both ends of
the Barclays Premier League.
Chelsea head into the weekend with a
seven-point lead over Arsenal at the
summit, as well as a match in hand over
the chasing pack.
Rangers are two points adrift of safety
having played at least a match more than
most of the sides around them - Aston
Villa the exception following a 3-3 draw
between the sides on Tuesday.
"[This is] obviously a very important match
for both teams," said Chelsea manager
Jose Mourinho. "We know that, we know
they want to win. Nobody is expecting an
easy match.
"We have to win every game, we have to
win the next game and we don't think
about the points we have or the match we
have in hand, we just think about the next
match.
"I know QPR have played one match more
than the teams they are competing with
and everyone knows they need points in
these remaining six matches they have, so
we know it's a difficult game."
Asked whether he was expecting to be
greeted by a hostile atmosphere at Loftus
Road, Mourinho added: "It's what people
tell me. I've never played there, so I don't
know, but that's what people tell me.
"The people in the stands can play a role,
but they cannot score goals."
QPR boss Chris Ramsey believes Sunday's
encounter is a bigger fixture for his side
than it is for Chelsea, whose healthy
cushion at the top of the table is in stark
contrast to their London rivals' plight.
"That's a fair assessment," he remarked.
"They can afford to have a blip and still
win the league. We really do need to pick
up every point that we can.
"It'll be a very, very tough game. Hopefully
an enjoyable game for the fans, but not
too enjoyable for the neutral because I
hope that we can do well and collect all
the points.
"But we know that any team playing
Chelsea - especially in the form that they're
in and in the run-in to the championship -
it's going to be a very difficult game and
the players are up for it."
Chelsea striker Diego Costa is expected to
miss four matches after lasting just 11
minutes as a second-half substitute in last
weekend's 2-1 victory over Stoke City
before pulling up with yet another
hamstring injury.
Cesc Fabregas will wear a mask after
breaking his nose and, along with
Nemanja Matic, is one booking away from
a two-match ban, with Manchester United
and Arsenal next up.
Eduardo Vargas (knee), Rio Ferdinand
(knock), Leroy Fer (knee) and Richard
Dunne (fitness) are among QPR's
considerable list of absentees.
QPR (from): Green, McCarthy, Murphy,
Caulker, Hill, Isla, Onuoha, Traore, Yun,
Barton, Henry, Hoilett, Kranjcar, Phillips,
Sandro, Wright-Phillips, Austin, Taarabt,
Zamora.
Chelsea (from): Blackman, Cech, Courtois,
Azpilicueta, Cahill, Christensen, Filipe,
Ivanovic, Terry, Zouma, Cuadrado,
Fabregas, Hazard, Loftus-Cheek, Matic,
Mikel, Oscar, Ramires, Willian, Drogba,
Remy.
http://m.premierleague.com/content/mobile/en-gb/matches/2014-2015/epl.summary.html/qpr-vs-chelsea

Chelsea visit Arsenal on Sunday knowing
that victory will take them one big step
closer to a fourth Barclays Premier League
title. Victory for the leaders at Emirates
Stadium followed by three more points at
Leicester City on Wednesday would secure
them secure the trophy with four matches
to spare.
Jose Mourinho has also a chance to
extend his unbeaten record against
Arsene Wenger, the Arsenal manager, the
Portuguese enjoying dominance in this
fixture with an undefeated streak
stretching back 12 matches across various
competitions. The relationship between
the two managers has been fractious in
the past, but Mourinho is focused purely
on the match ahead and not the history
between the two men or clubs.
"For me he is not my rival, I don't feel
that,” Mourinho said. “I just feel he's the
manager of a big club in the same city
where I work and live.
"We're big clubs with the same objectives
and because of that there will always
come a little bit of rivalry but for me it's no
different to when I was at Inter with the
Milan managers or in Real [Madrid] with
the Atletico managers.
"I'm not proud [of his record over
Wenger], for me an achievement is to win
[on Sunday], not the other 12 matches
that we played before against Arsenal, I
don't look to this.
"Every match is a match, no relation to the
previous or the next one, what they [the
players] care about is the way we work all
week and the way we prepare ourselves
for the game."
Mourinho confirmed that Didier Drogba is
fit after an ankle problem, although Diego
Costa (hamstring) and Loic Remy (calf)
remain doubts, with Under-21 star
Dominic Solanke in line for a Barclays
Premier League debut.
Cesc Fabregas is set to make his first
return to Emirates Stadium since
departing for Barcelona in 2011. Wenger
has called on Arsenal fans to respect the
Spain midfielder who was captain at
Arsenal.
If Wenger is to earn his first win over
Mourinho, Sunday might represent his
best opportunity for some time, with
Arsenal coming into the match on the
back of eight consecutive league victories.
Arsenal are 10 points behind Chelsea, but
Wenger remains confident his side can
close that gap.
"When you are fighting for the
championship - and I know that well -
when you are on a good run, sometimes
you take points that in another season if
you were two or three places behind, you
would not take," he said. "The focus and
belief is there and is a bit stronger that we
can take these points.
“The difference between the teams is not
only measured by the difference in points.
"But nobody has given Chelsea the points.
They had to fight for it and they made it."
Wenger described defender Per
Mertesacker as "50-50" for this game with
an ankle problem, with Gabriel Paulista set
to deputise, while Alex Oxlade-
Chamberlain (hamstring) and Mikel
Arteta's lack of match fitness means they
remain absent.
Arsenal (from): Ospina, Szczesny, Bellerin,
Chambers, Debuchy, Gabriel, Gibbs,
Koscielny, Mertesacker, Monreal, Cazorla,
Coquelin, Diaby, Flamini, Gnabry, Ozil,
Ramsey, Rosicky, Wilshere, Giroud,
Sanchez, Walcott, Welbeck.
Chelsea (from): Blackman, Cech, Courtois,
Azpilicueta, Cahill, Christensen, Filipe,
Ivanovic, Terry, Zouma, Cuadrado,
Fabregas, Hazard, Loftus-Cheek, Matic,
Mikel, Oscar, Ramires, Willian, Costa,
Drogba, Remy, Solanke.
http://m.premierleague.com/en-gb/matches/2014-2015/epl.summary.html/arsenal-vs-chelsea

Diego Costa is in line to feature for Chelsea against Stoke City on Saturday after recovering from a hamstring injury.

The Spain striker, who is the joint-leading goalscorer in the Barclays Premier League with 19 goals, sustained the injury during his side's 3-2 victory over Hull City two weeks ago and withdrew from international duty as a result, but the 26-year-old returned to training this week and is expected to be available for selection against the Potters for Saturday's early evening kick-off at Stamford Bridge.

"Diego trained yesterday and today with the group and he is not injured," Mourinho said in his pre-match press conference on Friday. "I don't know if I start with him or not because after a muscular injury and then just two days with the group, I need to analyse the situation with him and make a decision.

"His injury was the same as before, hamstring, and he dedicated himself to that with no days off for him or the medical department, working morning and afternoon.

"We did all the tests and scans to confirm the situation two days ago and at the moment the muscle is fine, but football is more than that, you need confidence, you need to believe you are free to express yourself at the maximum intensity and that is our doubt at the moment. Let's see in the next 24 hours."

Chelsea are sitting pretty at the top of the Barclays Premier League with a six-point advantage over second-placed Manchester City and a match in hand over the chasing pack, which they play against struggling Queens Park Rangers on Tuesday. They have not lost in the Barclays Premier League since a 5-3 defeat at Tottenham Hotspur on New Year's Day and are the only team in the four divisions who are unbeaten at home in the league this season. And now Mourinho describes the task head as one of "pure mathematics".

"It is a good situation for us and one all the other clubs would like to be in, but we need to do that and we haven't yet," he said. "But it's pure mathematics: we need to win six matches and draw one."

Midfielder John Obi Mikel (knee) will also be assessed after a month on the sidelines but the visit of Stoke is likely to come too soon for him.

Mark Hughes, meanwhile, is eager to celebrate his new contract by ending Stoke's long wait for a win at Stamford Bridge.

The Potters have lost their last eight matches at Chelsea and January 2009 was the last time they scored at Hughes' former side.

The Staffordshire club have failed to hit the back of the net in seven visits since then and not since a 1-0 League Cup success back in 1995 have they secured an away win over Chelsea.

Stoke's winless streak at Chelsea in league matches goes back to 1984 and Hughes, who last week agreed a three-year extension to his current deal, knows they are overdue a victory over the club where he spent three years in his playing days.

"Our record there hasn't been great, but that is the case for most teams," he said. "The last time the club got a positive outcome down there was in 1984, and I think my first-team coach [Eddie Niedzwiecki] was in goal that day. I'm not sure what that says about him to be honest.

"We have acquitted ourselves well in big games on the road this season, and we want to go down to London and put in another good performance. It will be incredibly difficult because they have world-class players and they have an outstanding man in charge.

"I don't think they have been playing as well as they were at the start of the season, but they are still picking up positive results. They don't have Europe to contend with now and maybe that will help them in their bid to lift the title."

Back-to-back defeats against West Bromwich Albion and Crystal Palace before the international break have left Stoke 10th.

On-loan Stoke winger Victor Moses is ineligible to face his parent club, but Hughes expects Jonathan Walters (knock) and Marc Muniesa (hamstring) to be fit.

Chelsea (from): Blackman, Cech, Courtois, Azpilicueta, Cahill, Christensen, Filipe, Ivanovic, Terry, Zouma, Cuadrado, Fabregas, Hazard, Loftus-Cheek, Matic, Mikel, Oscar, Ramires, Willian, Costa, Drogba, Remy.

Stoke City (from): Begovic, Butland, Sorensen, Bardsley, Cameron, Muniesa, Pieters, Shawcross, Teixeira, Wilkinson, Wilson, Wollscheid, Adam, Ireland, N'Zonzi, Palacios, Sidwell, Whelan, Arnautovic, Crouch, Diouf, Walters.

Match Appointments
Referee: Jonathan Moss Assistants: D England, E Smart Fourth Official: M Jones

Match Facts
Stoke City have not scored in six of the last seven Barclays Premier League matches against Chelsea.
Chelsea have won 10 and lost one of their 13 BPL meetings with Stoke City.
The Blues have conceded eight goals in their last 22 league matches at Stamford Bridge, keeping 16 clean sheets in that run.
Peter Crouch has scored seven top-flight goals this season, but they have won Stoke City nine points. Conversely, Diego Costa's 19 league goals have earned Chelsea eight points.
http://m.premierleague.com/en-gb/matches/2014-2015/epl.summary.html/chelsea-vs-stoke

See traffic kai o boy, na for football thread this kind thing dey happen now

Man i greet everybody o one week off looks like one year off

Wow praise God after a week of no internet man how na nairalanders, Omo jega give us result abeg

the man don fear ni sha

OAUTemitayo:
Are you using the post-utme card to login or just registration.

hey guy have you printed the payment slip and where did yo u print it, have been trying t locate the place on the website but i can get it

SaintRobs:
You're to print @ least 5 copies,as for the colour print out,I think it's only 1,while others should be photocopies.

THANKS man

SaintRobs:
What's the response you got while trying it? Because just helped a friend to print it yesterday. Make sure the pin,and the serial numbers on the card are well typed.

how many copies are we to print and must they be coloured?

wao it was great night that day o, i can still feel the joy and laughter, all the emotions up blues ktbffh

Geej looks like everyone here is married,maybe i should wait till am married sha, i never knew this thread still functions sha. Good morning everyone

barackohandso:
You mean Zuma rock?

no i mean olumo see his head like zuma rock

Johnpaul88:
That ugly ape? I'll rather go to the zoo and watch out for gorrillas

that racist man, football dosent depend on looks if not ronaldo would have been loved by all and sundry

Austeenx:
Seriously, bro? Are you tryna say Mathieu is younger than Pique?

is mathieu married? If he isnt pique is likely to retire b4 him cos of family responsibilities

coogar:
blind, fellaini & young started the torture of liverpool's right channel from the first minute. they continued where they stopped against spurs. raheem sterling had no choice but to convert himself to a right back.

the system we play now puts 3 united players against a fullback in a triangle. on our right channel, we have valencia herrera & mata doing the same. if rooney had been sharper, we would have scored 2 more goals.

What about ur left flank i hope it not the same or else ivanoic and cahill will suffer except if mou starts zouma

dmcdad:
The closest to such players are Kompany-TSilva. Although these two are still far off from those legends, but they are still the closest to them compared to the vast majority around.

watch out for zouma

coded01:
Pique and Mathieu are gradually becoming "Maldini and Nesta" of the old...

no way maybe Zambrotta and Zanetti sha those others are legends only mathieu still has time to become one but i doubt it

SaintRobs:
I don't think it's neccessary,because it's just admission status,the one we gonna print out will be added to our portal,as soon as we pay acceptance fee/online screening. My opinion.

Thanks ariyke and embasir,saintrobs. Greatest ife

Ariyke:
why don't u tell them the number of student per room for each hostel

I know Angola to be 12 without squatters
Awo 5 without squatters
Fajuyi 5 without squatters *i don't knw of ETF*

For females
Moz 12
Alumni I think 8 *never entered that hostel*
Moremi 5
Akintola 5


*pls correct me if am wrong*

sorry to disturb but do we need to print thee admission stat on eportal, i hope not o

usbcable:
Cant remember when last I read goal.com.
never trusted there personel for anything.
they paint a bad situation as a catastrophy and a very bad situation as a destruction of the club.

funny you and krasid said this, to me they are being lenient with you, infact i think Ben hayward supports madrid sha, It chelsea you should see, man sometimes i feel like crying esp that kris voakes, all the headlines would over-hype the defeat making chelsea look like a sorry club that y i like espn no prejudice