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Indians do participate in sports just that the sports is nt a major sport in Nigeria and Olympics which is Cricket @Nexxy007

Op let me summarize it for you, when gals fight there is a high tendecy they will tear their own clothes hereby giving boys lot of cinemas to watch, so the excitement comes because of the anticipation of a cinema coming

This must be a medical defect before you had no feelings(zero level) now ur feelings have skyrocketed to a very high level(max level) you need to rush to a specialist hospital to see a psyschologist or to a strong pentecostal church, MFM will be okay

But op we are already 14 days into d new year, dont you think it a little bit late or you could change the title

doublezero7:
Hello birthday mate! Was starting to wonder if I am the only one God made on June 19. Never ever met anyone I share my birthday with...so I'm happy!

so we were born in the same month no wonder i was attracted to ur thread

lwkmd you pple will not kill me o, i dont have a gf yet so i dont know specifically but i believe it gives the man a tingling sensation

AirborneLacer:
Rumor has it that we would be swapping Schurrle for Reus.

This is more like a cheat if you ask me.

Actually i read somewhere that schurrle would be sold to wolfsburg and reus will be bought i hope so, i also pray we get a cm or dm

john4reala:
abeg what is blossom milk? I seriously school in Madagascar

Are you saying women in madagascar dont have bosoms or what. I heard bosom milk is nt sweet so how will i gargle it

i was here #Algeria will win this year's afcon

aint surprised that Ronaldo won, Bt that x1 na shit

aieromon:
Mata why nah

Shoki ni shoki ha bami wa omoge to ba yodi ha mi o ni ko wa twerk or ko wa judi all i her want i to do is shoki shoki ni shoki haaaa. Dj pls keep it rolling

hadizadeezy:
thank God u no kuku sabi dance, abi u think say I no know u?


GGMU!

lol how did you know that, anyway you are right in real life i no sabi dance all my attempts to dance makes everyone around me to burst into fits of laughter

You are right but still that because you fans dont support your threads; As in you people dont normally open threads and the few that are opened only the moniker that opens the threads will post there. So my advice is to open more thread and support it

Garry Monk believes Swansea City can continue to be a potent attacking threat following the departure of Wilfried Bony and has set his sights on a Barclays Premier League scalp against leaders Chelsea.

Ivory Coast international Bony completed a transfer to Manchester City on Wednesday, having scored 34 goals in 70 appearances in all competitions for Swansea.

But Monk insists he is not in a hurry to spend the Bony proceeds on a replacement striker, with Bafetimbi Gomis hungry for a first-team run and Nelson Oliveira having arrived on loan from Benfica.

"I'm not looking for a striker," he said. "Bafe has the shirt and it's his to lose. I have no reservations he will produce for us. We brought in Gomis and Nelson Oliveira, but Bafe is my No 1 striker and, going forward, we're looking for both of them to contribute.

"They understand how we work and they are up to speed and hopefully they get a chance to produce. I'm sure they'll do very well.

"Bafe is a different player, a different striker, but a top quality one in his own right. He's proven that throughout his career and to myself, even if he hasn't had game time he would have liked. He'll show in coming games the qualities he has."

Monk has backed his forwards to find the net against Chelsea at the Liberty Stadium on Saturday.

"You have chances in every game to score goals," he added. "I don't care if it's 1-0 or 7-0, the points are the main thing. We create numerous chances in every game, they [sometimes] warrant more goals, but as long as we're gathering the points, that's the main thing."

Chelsea claimed a 4-2 victory when the sides met at Stamford Bridge in September and hold a slender two-point lead over Manchester City at the summit of the BPL.

Swansea are ninth, but will be eager to halt their run of three league matches without a win.

Monk remains without Jefferson Montero (hamstring), Jonjo Shelvey (suspended) and Ki Sung-yueng, who is with South Korea at the Asian Cup, but has an otherwise fully-fit squad from which to choose.

Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho is also spoilt for choice and could reintroduce Thibaut Courtois after the Belgium goalkeeper spent last weekend's match against Newcastle United on the bench with a finger injury.

The London club's last five away trips in the league have yielded just one win, but Chelsea have never lost to Swansea in the Barclays Premier League.

Swansea City (from): Cornell, Fabianski, Tremmel, Amat, Bartley, Fernandez, Kingsley, Rangel, Richards, Taylor, Tiendalli, Williams, Britton, Carroll, Dyer, Fulton, Routledge, Sigurdsson, Sheehan, Barrow, Emnes, Gomis, Oliveira.

Chelsea (from): Cech, Courtois, Ake, Azpilicueta, Cahill, Christensen, Filipe, Ivanovic, Terry, Zouma, Fabregas, Hazard, Matic, Mikel, Oscar, Ramires, Salah, Willian, Costa, Drogba, Remy, Schurrle, Solanke.

Match Appointments
Referee: Jonathan Moss Assistants: D Cann, A Holmes Fourth Official: K Friend

Match Facts
Chelsea have won five and lost none of the seven Barclays Premier League meetings with Swansea City.
Jose Mourinho's side have won one of their last five BPL away matches (W1 D2 L2).
Swansea City have dropped more points from winning positions than any team in the league (16).
Chelsea have hit the target with 50.4% of their attempts, the best shooting accuracy in the top flight.
http://m.premierleague.com/en-gb/matches/2014-2015/epl.summary.html/swansea-vs-chelsea

Hit like if you believe Man-u cannot get 3pts in this game

aieromon:
Stay one corner and don't make any noise

Make southampton score make i begin dance shoki

SmooshCHN:
LOL.. I once ate a female friend's food and sincerely I couldn't figure out if she Put Salt in the Rice or Put Rice in the Salt. I guess she did the latter. Another time I had to remind her that what SHE WAS BURNING IS COOKING. But she's getting better with my help though.

why do i have the feeling the help didnt come for free:p lol

OBJ- old Soldier never dies see as How people give the man space baba sef no send anybody lol

elantraceey:
Still looking for the humor

cheer up madam it sunday for pete sake, Even though the humor is anti-women so i understand why you dont find it funny

am just speechless lol

zigger:
Pamcode I'll get bak to u after 90 mins

i am eagerly awaiting your return sir:p

zigger:
. Na basketball abi newcas na akamu team

who cares that what gonna happen

i am here, 4-0 in favour of chelsea #ktbffh

God o the title was so funny to me i couldnt just help but laugh

this is disgusting man

chimayz:
What about prejudice? Most of us are very unsympathetic to others.

you are very right forgot to mention it, Our agility in dishing out punishment(jungle justice) to fellow citizens tells a lot about us

Nihilist:
Lampard signed with City Football Group.

City Football Group owns controlling stakes in both Man City and New York City FC.

It's now a choice of whether Lampard was to work at a local branch(NYCFC) or head office(Man City)

All your talk of 'True Blue' is just rubbish. At the end of the day, it's only a Job, and Frank is only an Employee. I don't know if you work, but I've changed jobs a couple of times, on occasion switching to work for a direct competitor. I see no reason to carry my previous employers on my head like say na Government work.

In any case, I think Lampard's football loyalties should probably even lie with West Ham sef...

Exactly you nailed it, even though morally lampard might be wrong since it was with chelsea he came to limelight but wait a minute have heard of players moving from a rival club to another e.g Tevez, so no qualms as long as we dont lose the premier league title

bigkesh:
u havnt heard that he z nt registered with any new york club? A statement was released by the fa..... Its already all over twitter

Even goal .com-- http://m.goal.com/x/en/news/7787672. But i dont get what the point is

congrats to yaya toure you deserve it

Greatihex:
I am nt doubting the ranking o, bt i dnt understand hw ribery, van persie and robben are nt in the top 50. I want to understand how those figures are gotten.

did you check the link,cos it was explained how ces got their data

Everyday we wake up to hear stories of corruption, we hear of billions of dollars missing from piblic coffers while we have people on the same our same country who dont have a Thousand naira to rub together.We all ask ourselves what is the way forward, how do we get out of this mess and we hear all lot of solutions being offered but I tell you for Nigeria to move forward we have to abandon some parts of our culture No 1: We need to reduce power given to Elders and people in authority, too much power is handed to People based on the fact that they are older than the others around them.Take for example in the yoruba culture if an issue/quarrel comes up, the younger one between them will be expected to apologise and take the blame even if he is the one that is being wronged Why should that be the case, it the same behaviour that is brought to fore at the national level where some people can just come and trample widely on any one with out regards for the person's right just because they ae in power.THIS HAS TO STOP IF WE ARE TO MOVE FORWARD. Also is the issue of Hypocrisy our culture allows too much of Hypocrisy especially that of religion you will find people criticizing the good works of others for No reason other that they are of different religious beliefs. It in Nigeria you would find a Father telling his children not to lie and steal whereas at his place of work he is the one who leads others to commit fraud, We are very fond of Holie than hou attitude we question those who do wrong, we abuse those embezzling funds but if majority of us shouting are given half the chancr we will do worse. This is a wake-up call to everyone that will read this we need to change our way of thinking and life. #my one kobo advice.