lmssao....guys are jst clown

mtcheeeeewwww.....if only side chic ll add more "zerox" to ur bank account.
btw two "good" heads are better than one not the other way round.

if only guys out dere ll heed to d advice....

I see nothing bad in it....I call my boo anytime any day...same with him....his voice is super sexy
if I don't call him who will
I love u boo!!!!!

so ppl still do that shit nowadays...dats odd!
I can never go into such with any man....No one knows 2mao....MAN propose God dispox
change is the only constant thing on planet earth.

that's why we are unique...btw 9ja guys get dem own sef fo body

peeparty:
What will you do if you
WOKED up in the middle of
the Night and Notice your
girl friends feets are like this?

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Gbam!!!
anyway d girl is prolly a witch

4 where? real woman ko fake woman ni...

omaigala12:
as gud as dis advice sounds ...sis u beta grab DAT dude with four hands.. if he has all dis qualities u mentioned.. if u let him go u myt not find som1 lyk him again he is ur best friend..u said it ur self DT u can nva fall in love again(don't blv DAT sha..u can't predict love) so y not gv some one u knw very well a chance and its certain for u to be best friends u must av crossed d "like stage" so just hold on and wait for d "love" stage

wanna believe dis is meant for d OP....

sunday2012:
teacher tell us yur status b4 advising someone are u into it already. I mean are u married already. If nt love can grow everybdy she has done well having seeing that no one has crossed theline mark the man she dint love left on her

FYI am not married....but I jst can't comprehend ur statement.

2sex:
madam, you are wrong. She stated it clearly other qualities her guy has and besides, the ones she loved never loved her. She is wiser than you dumb fvck!

mumu.....thrash!
pls do me a favour, read all over again.

see as the boy dey look lyk "wtf is mum nd dad doing"

Dear Lassa baby,First of all, ur fada!Now, when Bird flu came, we were told to forsakechicken,we reluctantly obeyed.When Sister Ebola came, we were told to forsakebushmeat,we obeyed. And now u, u jst came & without thefear of Godin u, u said we shld forsake garri Garri ke?Do u know how helpful Garri is to NigeriansespeciallyNigerian students? Honestly, if Nigeriansstudent swear foru, ur tenure no go last reach anoda 1 week.Nonsense!

Dear Lassa baby,First of all, ur fada!
Now, when Bird flu came, we were told to forsake
chicken,
we reluctantly obeyed.
When Sister Ebola came, we were told to forsake
bushmeat,
we obeyed. And now u, u jst came & without the
fear of God
in u, u said we shld forsake garri Garri ke?
Do u know how helpful Garri is to Nigerians
especially
Nigerian students? Honestly, if Nigerians
student swear for
u, ur tenure no go last reach anoda 1 week.
Nonsense!

Dear Lassa baby,First of all, ur fada!
Now, when Bird flu came, we were told to forsake
chicken,
we reluctantly obeyed.
When Sister Ebola came, we were told to forsake
bushmeat,
we obeyed. And now u, u jst came & without the
fear of God
in u, u said we shld forsake garri Garri ke?
Do u know how helpful Garri is to Nigerians
especially
Nigerian students? Honestly, if Nigerians
student swear for
u, ur tenure no go last reach anoda 1 week.
Nonsense!

Dear Lassa baby,First of all, ur fada!
Now, when Bird flu came, we were told to forsake
chicken,
we reluctantly obeyed.
When Sister Ebola came, we were told to forsake
bushmeat,
we obeyed. And now u, u jst came & without the
fear of God
in u, u said we shld forsake garri Garri ke?
Do u know how helpful Garri is to Nigerians
especially
Nigerian students? Honestly, if Nigerians
student swear for
u, ur tenure no go last reach anoda 1 week.
Nonsense!

butanep:


If you re lively as you claimed, you will change the content of the chat to a lively one.

The problem is that you ladies complain a lot without doing anything. What you find boring might be what is lively to another.

My first ex-girlfriend was sometimes angry with me because I don't always ask her if she has eaten n how her night was. This same thing was boring to my first girl so I stopped when I noticed.

Friendship and relationships is all about communication. Don't think the guy will know what makes you happy automatically. He is not a spirit.

hmmmm....different strokx for different folks
but seriously in as much as u try to make d conversation lively some guys are just off point.

as a so cald "friend" he should know what makes me happy...ts not a matter of spirit or anything...u should know what I want nd wat I don't nd d same with me as well.

GodblessNig247:


U nailed it! not just guys o. girls can be so boring. I have met a lot of them.. so straight jacketed!!!!

hmmm....well, maybe.
but its not dat mch among girls compare to guys

gsalvatore:
you are right. Some guys can be boring . But judging from the conversation you wrote up there its suppose to be a conversation meaning it should be two sided(reciprocal) Right? Like the guy that asked you if you have eaten and you answered yes. Doesnt he eat? Cant you ask back?

Its not even about being boring , most Ladies can't make a proper convo because they simply dont know how..

But the lady made the convo look like interrogation in fact I'm looking at an interrogation not proper conversation. Some girls just want the guy to always sparehead the convo during every chat with their one syllable response.. These kinda girls mostly believe the whole world revolve in between her legs.. Sad but true

More ladies are guilty of this than guys. I even think the guys learnt to be this boring from the ladies..

hmmmm...thank God you said some ladies
but seriously d way a guy start a conversation determines if I ll keep it going or not...am not saying ts wrong asking girls such questns but dere are better ways to put it....dats just too predictable....bfo u type finish d girl already knows wat is coming in nd reply you with d usual answer

just mix things up a bit....make her laugh....make her look forward to ur message with excitement written all over her.

Chimezie198:
lemme fry plantain for u.. shey u go digest am wirh HERO?

lol....u are not serious

Chimezie198:
if we no ask, una go still say we aint carin
g.

There are better ways u can care for a lady than asking irrelevant questions...dats jst off track

u are so on point!
some guys are just fuc*ing boring. ts d normal routine for dem daily

Guy: morning dear
Girl: morning love
Guy: ow was ur night
Girl: fine....urs?
Guy: good...av u eaten?
Girl: yes
Guy: wat did you eat
Girl: yam
Guy: who prepared it?
(girl getting pissd off already)
Girl: I did
Guy: Hope ts delicious sha
Girl: No! its not
jeez!!! dats just stale....ts d same thing everyday

guys go dey ask u question like say dem dey conduct interview for you.

yes....with ur bald head
but y u com b like charcoal
u gat low self esteem bro....BE YOURSELF!!!

Nigerians are damn gullible....imagine a clueless president without no certificate playing on our intelligence.
anyway am still proudly 9ja!

lmssao....she is a bi*ch

Barcelona rocks...we are more than a club!!!
Going for another treble

Seeeeeeee:
The past in any relationship is important., listen to ur sister and from ur galfriends word ''if u dont want me to marry ur brother let me know so that i marry someone else'' is a clear sign ur galfriend is a wayward and confused b*tch.

exactly my thought...u are so on point!
Once a cheat....always a cheat! ts in dier blood.

islandbreeze:


omg!! you are in public!! gotta cover my ear!

lol....hypocrite!

dis issue is not even worth debating at all...u bought me a drink nd fortunately enough I wn a car through d promo organised by the company...so u charged me to court? 4 wat ion just get...I didn't steal the drink, I was jst fortunate. guys nd dier silly attitude sha....moreover as my hubby to be I believe he should understand is fo 'us' not me....I mean we are meant to be ONE!
his family is a big disgrace....as tym goz on d dude ll get a better car now after all I wanna believe he is working.

without much ado, I'd just drop his sorry ass cox ts obvious dere is no pinch of love btwn us.....so y shud I waste my time? d foundation is bad so d marriage is heading to d rock bottom...

as fo his family yoruba elders ll say "oko buruku se fe but ana buruku o se ni" am not sure if m ryt with d adage but u shud understand d message am trying to pass across

OreoPaschal:

They are virgins...You borehole

nd so who give a fuc* if they are or not....go and use that one to withdraw money at the bank now....mtcheeeew
ur gf virgin? hahaha....joke of d century...well prolly u are impotent or gt a small pr*ck.....dey dere dey form lover boy wen u are bn decivd

ur sister? don't lemme say anything....I wonder ow u gt to knw dat....anyway ts not moi biz

btw next tym u quote me na thunder go fire u.

oga....swerve jor! gt no biz wif u.