₦airaland Forum

Neelzar:
Airtel is worse. Apart from the calls from 0708 060 4005, 0708 060 4006, 0708 060 4007, 0708 0604008......to 5000 almost everyday, they will still be sending you some stupid messages like.

"Call 14120 to get N500 airtime today"
"Begin the week on a HIGH!!! Call 14120 to get N500 airtime today"
"Enjoy Additional N500 airtime this weekend. Call 14120 to get yours"
"We have N500 airtime to call all networks today. Call 14120 to get yours now."

Haba!!!!! Na so my account empty reach......

Lizabeth25:
All una sabi na to criticize another person! na wah for nairalanders!

Amusaopeyemi:
Good for her.
Wish I had her boobs can't wait for mine to grow bigger.

Amusaopeyemi:
Good for her.
Wish I had her boobs can't wait for mine to grow bigger.

Jerrick:
Pls help me answer this question plsssssss Money has different names In Mosque, it is called Sadaqqa, In Church, it is called Offerings In School, it is called Fees In Marriage, it is called Dowry and In Divorce, its called Alimony. When owe, its called Debt. When paid to government, its Tax. In Court, its called Fines. Civil Servants retirees called it Pension. Boss to workers called it Salary. Master to Subordinates called it Wages. When the bank borrowed it out, its called Loan. Illegally received in the name of service, its called Bribe. The question is "When a husband gives it to his wife at home, what do we call it-------------

holatin:
mama piss in the news as usual.
anyway no matter the strength you put in assassinating buhari image, 75% of Nigeria will MARCH4BUHARI

kristiana888:
I can't type my replies. .. so I just say thanks

ireneony:
This op Is a big foool...
You asked for it, now you're complaining..
Snitch!

kristiana888:
thanks

dechandel:
Dont you think there was a reason it is called a "PM"
And you had to publish there names

Those guys are so coming for you


Agrovick i am here o

OgidiOlu3:
God bless you. If you haven't seen Baghban, you haven't seen too many good Indian movies. 3 Idiots is definitely one of the best though.

Chiaka:
Why you no laugh for click language?

sanmibukunmi:
So you mean to tell me as big as transparency international is, they won't be able to gather records and information since 1960...the truth is if they had come out to say GEj's govt is the most corrupt since the inception of Nigeria, you would have believed abi....

orinocopulse:
WHEN DID TRANSPARENCY INTERNATIONAL START GUYS??!!!!

Please let's stop this crap on Nairaland!

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transparency_International

otemanuduno:
After years of thorough study of human behaviours, I have come to a point whereby I can easily detect the reasons why human being do the way they do. Applying this to studying the characteristics features of both GEJ and GMB supporters ahead of the upcoming election, applying both my a priori and a posteriori epistemologic idea as the professor of the mind, here are my findings concerning the two calibre of teams:

1.
The Buhari Supporters Are The Strong In Heart. You will hardly find a gentle market woman or an illiterate supporting Buhari. Also, people with old mentality, e.g, the old people who are encumbered with olden day histories will never support Buhari. They will bank on the fact that he is a military man, therefore erroneously believing that he must have killed a large number of people.
On the other hand, the GEJ supporters are the fearful ones who believe that war will erupt if GMB come up the post. They are the type the Bible called "Who for the fear of death remain captive all their lives."

2. GEJ supporters, majority of them, are those who have remained in one position for long. A typical GEJ supporter may be a principal somewhere, managing someone else's business and earning 45k as salary. They fear that if they quit and 'change' the job, they might remain jobless forever, not knowing that jobs are abundant for someone who is very experienced. A Buhari supporter is a go-getter. He is ready to quit a job that is not paying well even when another job is not at hand.

A microsurvey for you: If you are working in a place where the salary is very tiny, as well as the salary of the managements, ask the managers, principals, headmasters, teachers etc of that place who have served for at least 10 years, and they will tell you they are GEJ supporters.

3. A GEJ supporter is one who is gullible, believing every simple story and following every little idea that is so it meaningless. A GMB supporter is not easily convinced. They critically want to make research before uttering a word.

Assignment: Ask the GEJ supporters around you what they know about BUHARI and they will tell you some "dem say, dem say" story. They haven't made personal research about the islamization thing. They only heard the rumours from their political pastors.

4. A typical GEJ supporter is rigid in mind. Such is the type who works in a company where everyone is told to upgrade himself or herself in ICT but he/she will never do so because something new is bad to him. He/she will fault the idea of using e-things, writing e-lesson notes, submitting e-reports, etc, just because pen-work is already a part of his/her life. He believes in the housewife parable of "the devil he knows is better than the Angel he doesn't know" such that he doesn't want to go for more or less, just because of skepticism. But a GMB supporter is always ready to grab new things, explore new ideas, etc.


5. A GMB supporter is a freethinker; not very much immersed in religious bigotry. Such person will not fall headlong into a public weeping by some so-called prophets and pastors who cries out "BEWARE OF ISLAMIZATION!" Yes! Religion is good, but it has been politicized. A GEJ person will vote for whosoever his/her pastor asked him/her to vote while a GMB person will follow his mind(which could even be the mind of his God). A typical GEJ person is someone who goes from one pastor(or afa) to the other for spiritual counsel, etc. They don't have the mind of themselves. They are the 'Our Pastor Says' type. A GMB person is one who can make decision for himself.

6. Ironically, a typical GEJ person is ethnical and tribal. He doesn't want the position to go to a northerner and that is all the reason why he wants GEJ there, but a GMB person is not concerned with such.

7. A GEJ person has 'MANAGING' mentality but to a GMB person, it is sheer nonsense. When I say management, it doesn't mean being an MD or a GM of an oil firm. I mean that poor man's mentality of managing 10k for salary or managing 100 naira for a meal, just because of poverty. A GMB person will believe in change and will end up having more than 'change' in his pocket.

8. A typical GMB person has foresight. He already knows that it is not likely that the election will hold February 14 because GMB is having upper hands in all the online voting polls made i.e, on Naij.Com, Saharareporters, Ebiag.com and even on the poll opened by Jonathan's assistant himself. Buhari in all had 70% and above while Jonathan had less than 30% election. Such result was enough for the president to sit tight and shift the election date. The FEBUHARI thing is also something to be erased, so the PDP came up with the idea of postponement. A typical GEJ person will believe the story that JEGA will be impeached for conniving with Buhari to rig the election, but a GMB person will see it in this dimension: Jega stepping down could be a 'nollywood' film acted by the PDP and Jega himself. He must have been paid easily by the PDP to feature in the plan of stepping down.

Research: Find out who is closer to Jega between Jonathan Goodluck and Buhari. Who do you work for between the one who currently has the authority to remove you or promote you or the one who doesn't. Sure you will work for the one who has authority over you.

9. A typical GMB person is desperate for CHANGE, so they will always be willing to vote and they will March Out en mass, on the March election date while a nonchalant GEJ person will be afraid of stepping out to vote for someone who hasn't really donw anything worth risking one's life for in the period of six years. So, a GEJ person will not go out to vote because of fear of being sabotaged by election thugs.

10. A GMB person will think out of the box. Before Nigeria can be islamized, all the 36 states governors must be islamized first. Is that possible? The soldiers that will carry out such thing must all be islamized too. And this will be done within four years? Is the islamization going to start immediately after assuming power or 2 years later? A GEJ person will not sit to think of all these. All he wants to hear is ISLAMIZATION. He doesn't even know if such is possible in a Democracy rule or not.

11. [b] a typical GEJ person is more of a critic than an author. He destroys good idea just because some risks are involved, never knowing that life itself is a risk. If you don't take risk, you don't get better. But a GMB person takes risk; in the end they achieve it. If Michael Faraday didn't take the risk of inventing deadly 'electricity', how can we be technologically advanced today? If Julius Berger didn't construct 3rd mainland bridge, risking his life, how can we have all those wonderful islands in Lagos nowadays?[b]
My people are afraid of changing GEJ by voting in GMB.

More to come...
Do the research and you will see for yourself.

As For Me, I Once Have A GEJ Mentality, But When My Orientation Changed To A GMB Mentality, I Began To Do EXPLOIT!!!

himkers:
That his brother in the first picture looks like gay

Euckybaby:
v you guys can't try it. better still prepare for funeral because one person must go six feet

Euckybaby:
sounds funny.. so when is the new date remember election has a new date