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LOL

Naija no dey carry last.

all4naija:
You braggart!

Is that your best counter? What happened to the old all4naija?

This thread needs a chap called all4naija.

Check out the cool opening shot. They blocked our streets for about a week, but it will be worth it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmeOjFno6Do[/flash]

EVarn:
my dear paniki,why are you panicking?...the nigerian government also has the;

*National youth empowerment initiative{NYEI}

*Nigerian skill acquisition programme

*TETFUND

*SURE-P et al...
yet these programmes arent stopping the FG from establishing the mega business empowerment schemes for SMSEs.thats how a progressive economy is run.

My pumpkin EVarn, I never claimed that Naija doesn't have business funding initiatives but perhaps I should do so. Nigeria doesn't really have any business funding initiatives, the few that exists are merely front organisations created to embezzle funds. The average Nigerian does not benefit from those schemes.

This TETFUND that you referred seems to do what our department of higher education does. I thought it was something like our National Student Financial Aid Scheme which pays fees of actual students.
http://www.nsfas.org.za/

This is to assist the ill-informed EVarn.

National Empowerment Fund
http://www.nefcorp.co.za/

Small Enterprise Finance Agency
http://www.sefa.org.za/

Industrial Development Corporation
http://www.idc.co.za/

National Youth Development Agency
http://www.nyda.gov.za/Pages/default.aspx

National Film and Video Foundation
http://www.nfvf.co.za/home/index.php?ipkContentID=57

Small Enterprise Development Agency
http://www.seda.org.za/Pages/Home.aspx

The Department of Trade and Industry also has various loan schemes and incentives
http://www.dti.gov.za/financial_assistance/financial_assistance.jsp

magubane:
She is a premier and the only female premier in the country.

So?

Zille has no influence over anything that happens in SA, she could not even lead the filibuster chaos that happened in parliament yesterday. It was instead the rent-a-black who led the march. You should also not lie about the DA election budget which you overstated by a factor of 100. You should instead be honest by revealing that almost all of the DA's $10 million budget was given to toy-boy Maimane for campaign in Gauteng province.

14:
its 4 000 stores in SA, CAPE TOWN ALONE HAS 400 SHOPRITE Stores. Gauteng has 800 stores. Capitalism at its best
1 900 Malls, 12 000 shopping centres in SA

That's not true.

Nigeria has always been the biggest economy, it's just that the Nigerian government doesn't have proper control of it which is a prerequisite in order to be part of these international bodies.

Madam Zill has zero power. I haven't even heard from her since the general elections in May where she took the back seat to let the new poster boy shine. Her party must have asked her to chill after all the drama she caused on twitter.

History keeps repeating itself:

Black people continue to willfully leave their comfortable lives in Africa to go enslave themselves in white man's land.

Shoprite has 115 stores outside South Africa while it has just over 1000 stores in SA. There's room for plenty of growth.

iterator25:
nyaope is a locally produced south African hard drug. . Nigerians don't produce nor sell it. . What's with you people! eish

Correction 1: Nyaope is a South African cocktail of existing drugs. Better to say "it gets packaged in SA usually by the end user". That's how crack came about.

Correction 2: Nigerians don't produce any of the drugs they sell hence my comment was about supply chain. Nigerians don't produce anything actually but they are "industrious" in that they buy low sell high.

morpheus24:
Addition:

and do.p.e the young populous up so they stay addicted, lazy and jobless while they sneek in and take all the big bum bum women and the jobs.

All part of the ARICAN MASTER PLAN!

LOL

morpheus24:
Are you hard of hearing.

Anthropological answer:

West Africans like big bum bums and cooler weather

Economic answer:

They see the gaps and come to fill it to replace Lazy South Africans who want to sit around and smoke "Nyaope" all day.

Correction: they see gaps in the supply chain of drugs like Nyaope and other illegal activities.

morpheus24:
The richest country in Africa in terms of natural resources is probably the Congo and not Nigeria.

The poorest country in the world in terms of natural resources is probably Japan. That island doesn't have much besides mountains but the people who live on this unstable island that shakes occasionally manage to thrive such that they maintain an economy rated third largest in the world.

morpheus24:
Ok, Morpheus retracts his "tribalism" statement and accepts Paniki's interpretation_ Xenophobia as in fear of a "foreigner" who is pretty much of the same tribe as you but lives a couple of miles away

Ya'll some Weirdo's down South I tell you!

I don't think anyone fears HumbledbYGrace. Maybe the xenophobia point was not so smart, I take it back.

morpheus24:
^^^^

See Tribalism.

A Motswana claims basotho people are not "South African" but Boers are considered South African. One people have lived within this area for centuries and pretty much speak a different dialect from tswanas. The others can trace ancestry to europe

When I say the Motswana is from Botswana and not South African, I am accused

I rest my case.


Eissh!

A self-identified foreigner disses SA, South Africans retaliate and you choose to call this tribalism. You might get away with claiming xenophobia which is justified in this case. And I think Tumisang is Sotho judging by her many posts in SeSotho on that other thread.

You might be tempted to bring out the apologist tag, but please note that this post as with all others seek to only expose bad reasoning.

Great to see the epic military thread going strong. There's no need to involve mods coz you guys have been going strong for over 1000 pages without them, just continue to regulate yourselves.

morpheus24:
You have to show where I have shown hatred for Igbos or have thrown support for unscrupulous activities committed by the bad eggs in their mists.

On the contrary Paniki is always explaining why his poor country men behave the way they do to African migrants. Broken record!

Maybe you are right, the music shall keep playing.

morpheus24:
Nah!

I am kind of tired of Paniki's apologist replies, He's been on it for years now.

I've never understood why you always accuse of being an apologist. If I'm an apologist then you certainly are one as well

Quoted below should qualify as a classic post by an apologist.

morpheus24:
Please don't speak for me, I do not "HATE" my fellow country men. They get a scolding from me when I see what "some" of them do IN SA out of desperation. I would challenge you to find any where I have mentioned or insinuated this.
Xenophobia and hatred of other Africans, especially Nigerians (obviously because of their large numbers) is a title reserved for South Africans no matter how hard you try to play the apologist in feeble attempts to rationalize your country men's attitudes. I do not do the same when it comes to mischievous Nigerians in SA . I call them out all the time.

iterator25:
arguing out of point.. posts the stats lets see.. stop farting with your brain

I haven't bothered to read the Naspers anuual report, I was just leading you in what I think is the right direction. It could even turn out that you are right with your nuumbers.

HumbledbYGrace:
Ok we thank God for people like you on Nairaland, Nairaland english personal tutor since.....pls remind me.

Reading comprehension is not limited to written English. See what I mean?

HumbledbYGrace:
I've never read a sensible post from you like this one. Please do so, but in the meantime you can help me by not "talking about things you have no idea of."

It's a good thing that you can read but I think that your biggest difficulty is in the reading comprehension department. Here's a poem to help your reading comprehension:

"Oho!" said the pot to the kettle;
"You are dirty and ugly and black!
Sure no one would think you were metal,
Except when you're given a crack."

"Not so! not so!" kettle said to the pot;
"'Tis your own dirty image you see;
For I am so clean – without blemish or blot –
That your blackness is mirrored in me."

Maxwell's Elementary Grammar, 1904.

Check that... Elementary Grammar.

HumbledbYGrace:
Do your research clever boy

How do you suggest I do my research? By going to the Woolworths in Maseru and watch them reject my store card? OK, I'll do that next time I
"leave" my country to visit Lesotho.

vdGeist:
Hmm, I see so much accusations of hatred, inferiority complex and jealousy from Nigerians against other tribes on this forum, who's to blame for that?

I'm sure you know this section.

www.nairaland.com/racism-tribalism

+1

Even morpheus24 hates Igbos with passion. I think that he views them as the naughty half-brother who taints the image of the family. The funny thing is that they always moan about how the world hates them when they hate each other all by themselves.

HumbledbYGrace:
well simply put, woolworths and other franchise clothing stores are still around because Southies loves buying on credit.....

Woolworths and other South African franchise stores that survive in Lesotho must be doing so by fluke. Or perhaps you just posted and absent-minded comment.