₦airaland Forum

morpheus24: Will you SH*%^T up my friend, !

Hehehehehehehehehehe.

I am reminded of this...

[flash]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMef3Xt0IHk[/flash]

[flash]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw-aaFPLOdw[/flash]

morpheus24: na a majority of them don't have the time, the ones that do are looking for visa so they want to paddy with you

Morpheus on the other hand is a god. He has the time.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

morpheus24: Positive connotations:

Fierce
Loyal
Bold
Fast
Smart
Loud
Brave
formidable


Need I go on?

Right. I'll let you win this time, it's only fair.

www.nairaland.com/1299611/why-nigerians-hate-pet-especially

Mommy mommy when I was three I share my ice-cream with these kids but now that they are on tv they don't want to give me a standing ovation.

morpheus24: An analogy

Read my people.

Read!

Yes Morpheus it is an anology, a very good one. Nigerians are dogs that scare South Africans. Your understanding of figures of speech is so superior.

morpheus24: Saffers never come close enough to them dogs. They stand at a safe distance throwing stones.

Thanks for confirmation that Nigerians are dogs. Stones thrown at dogs.

My bad.

morpheus24: Be careful... Puppy's grow up to be vicious bitters....

Naija puppies grow to be toothless whingers that bark too much.

morpheus24: I am beginning to think you miss that guy!

he's growing on you eh!

I like him.

LOL

Where's all4naija? I think he might have forgotten to charge his battery.

morpheus24: Likewise we can remove South Africa from the African map and designate it with its true name "Euro-Africa" and no real African will miss them.

VIVA the real Africa!

Correct. But lets not forget about those "real Africans" who are already here.

Naijas are narcissistic people who will never come to accept that they are not as important as they think they are.

The people who spoke at the memorial had no relation with ANC or helped them in any real way, they only got given the platform because they are the IMPORTANT people of our times. Sorry but Naijas don't feature on the list of important humans. You can drop a nuke that wipes out all Naijas and the world would not be bothered.

all4naija please tell us something positive about Nigeria.

morpheus24: You dey craze o!

We don't even come close to Zimbabweans talk less of congolese.

PS, the Nigeria helped SA arguement is played out. You people should stop asking anything of these "bleks".

Thank you.

HumbledbYGrace: Thank you.

Question for the op, did Nigeria help S.A so that they would be paid back one day? This doesn't look like help to me, its like an investment, a channel/ relationship that nigeria built for their own good. 80% of foreigners in S.A are nigerians mos.

Eish, what about Zimbabweans? Do they make up the remaining 20%?

OK

Tune into SABC 3, they are playing a 1995 documentary that showcases a day in the life of Mandela as president.

Nadia I like your pic. The Swati king would wed you if you were up for it.

Tumisang: and Uganda

And Nigeria, apparently.

[quote author=soil_sista]What does it mean? Ke MoPedi rra. I'm not lost, I'm tired of the dreams that the ANC has beeeen selling us. It's time for change hle. Re ka lapa[/quote]That's the problem, you don't know but you complain about being reminded.

Whenever I read Nadia_SA Swati I always think of that beautiful Amanda Du Pont. Nadia please post a pic of yourself.

[quote author=soil_sista]Tlabe ba re gopotsa about the struggle, what Mandela fought for and everything. Wouldn't put it past them. Most of them ga ba hlalefa. The ANC has done it's cause. It did great as a liberation movement but are failing as a political party.[/quote]Ga ke bonne bothata ka gopodiso ya bogologolo.

Oa ietse le foko lereng "seberekanya"? Le tlhalosa wena le ba bangwe ba latlegileng. Le timetswe. Ke tla le rapedisa.

[quote author=soil_sista]Mara it's true. Wait for their election campaigns wena you'll see[/quote]What do you mean?

HumbledbYGrace: Now that Mandela is gone, it looks like the ANC has nothing to fall back on.

Hehehehehehehe, you are funny.

Mod can you please explain why the advertising rate keeps going up and down. It was once as low as N300 and went as high as N5 500.

all4naija: How can two or very few people(angry fools) in 170 million population mean Nigerians are cannibals? Make use of your brain and reason like normal human being for once. The xenophobic incidence all rather attacks were supported by large section of your society and it is still practice till today. Unlike SA that xenophobia is rooted in the culture cannibalism is not in Nigerian culture.That is the only time I have come across that happening in Nigeria,in the North. The Northerners are dangerous and primitive people. I will never in my life visit that part of Nigeria just as I wouldn't do to SA.

Thank you.

Hahahahahahaha, the tribalist in you is calling your own people from the north "dangerous and primitive". Unbelievable.

all4naija please explain why you are so ashamed of your own cannibals? We don't complain when you cannibalistic tribalists call us xenophobes.

morpheus24: Oh no no no! nobody wants you to feel guilty, we just want to help you own your 'black' problems like everyone else on the beloved continent.

You are "African" after all, or aren't you?

There lies the problem pointed out by 1,2 Mr "real African"

WE DO NOT NEED YOUR HELP

[quote author=1,2]We are at peace with ourselves, all of a sudden, some People want to claim a piece of South Africa. Didn't you hear what Obama said, he said, "A country at peace with itself"

We Don't want any help to Solve our problems, we do it oursleves and we don't blame any country for our ills, its. Our problems, we will deal with them head on[/quote]+1

It frustrates them Naijas when we own our problems. Whenever they point out our problems we mainly give them responses akin to "so what?" and this pisses them off. They want us to feel guilty.

all4naija where would you place your envy of South Africa on a scale of zero to ten?

souldust: rainBOO or rainBOOBS, Which is more appropriate?

Both