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PhonesRe: Has Anyone Noticed This Weird Things On His/her Phone? (photos) by Papadoh(m): 5:14pm On May 19, 2017
ADEWUMIMichael:
you nearly scattered my brain with your electo-science grammar
Don't mind the Prof.
Me i was just turning my nose at him lol

FashionRe: How To Perfectly Gel Your Nails (video). by Papadoh(m): 4:43pm On May 19, 2017
Perfectly gel nails? Wait where am i? how did i get here? da Bleep's going on? people gel their nails? ... oh i get it now, i mistakenly clicked on the wrong thread. What kind of a freak gels their nails anyway?
EducationRe: I Scored 205 In Jamb, Any Hope For Me? by Papadoh(m): 4:36pm On May 19, 2017
Is there hope for you? Hmmm wait here while i make a google enquiry on your behalf...
CrimeRe: Ex-Boyfriend Threatens To Kill Lady In South Africa (Photos) by Papadoh(m):
Dem no get mob for South Africa? The next time you see him, scream 'thief' or 'rapist' and the boys will help you apply the finishing touch.
#junglejustice
RomanceRe: Man Pressing His Manhood On A Lady's Backside While Waiting For Bus In Lagos by Papadoh(m): 1:39am On May 19, 2017
Somebori pls call Nicki Minaj and Lalasticlala to come and see Anaconda lol.
Seriously though he could have atleast pulled it up, The badt guys know what i mean.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 7 Reasons We Should Stop Killing Snakes by Papadoh(m): 6:49pm On May 10, 2017
Lalastic's reaction when he reads this thread...

SportsRe: Ronaldo Shakes Messi's Girlfriend, Neymar Gives Him An Epic Look..(photo) by Papadoh(m): 4:01pm On Jan 12, 2016
This is how it all went down......
Ronaldo: Wow woman you are so gorgeous
Messi's baby mama: thanks, you are not so bad yourself
Neymar: Yo a$$wipe(referring to Ronaldo), tone down the flirting.
Messi: (sitting down and smiling like Don Corleone) I'm going home with both the girl and the award holmes. Deal with it.
RomanceRe: Lady Rejects Guy Because He Wanted To Take Her On A Date With 'Kabu Kabu' by Papadoh(m):
I don't know why the guy is complaining, he should go to church and thank the lord......he dodged a frigging bullet.

Forum GamesRe: Try This, Its Like Magic by Papadoh(m): 12:09pm On Jul 04, 2015
What manner of sorcery is this?!!!!
RomanceRe: LMAO: See What A Guy Did After His GF Asked Him To Choose Between Her & His Dog by Papadoh(m): 4:31pm On Jun 29, 2015
He had to choose between a dog and a b!tch......and he chose the dog. Is this guy a genius or what?!!!!!
CrimeRe: Bandits Escape By Throwing Money Into Crowd In Warri by Papadoh(m): 7:08pm On Jun 19, 2015
mimicious:
What is the name of this movie
Gotham season one.
FamilyRe: What would be Your Reaction If You Caught Your Child Self Servicing? by Papadoh(m): 7:39am On Mar 22, 2015
Trust me, its better for a guy to commit fornication dan to be a secret self servicer..... At least one is bein don in d open why d oda one is secret...and such people might be condemnin people who fornicate when they knw in thr hearts dey do d worst....
You really think Fornication is better than Masturbation? Wow!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Read What This Guy Told A Friend That Asked Him For Money by Papadoh(m): 1:16pm On Mar 21, 2015
LOL!!!!!!! That is just brutal.
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy, D’banj And Wande Coal Performs ‘Pere’ Together At A Birthday Party by Papadoh(m): 7:44am On Mar 12, 2015
That's nice.
FamilyRe: 14-yr-old Girl Delivers Triplets For Her 16-yr-old Boyfriend by Papadoh(m): 5:55pm On Mar 09, 2015
Decryptor:
You need glasses
Wow Somebody doesn't recognize sarcasm.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Papadoh(m): 5:51pm On Mar 09, 2015
ignis:
It only happens to pervert men. ...With so many dirty thoughts in mind.
No dummy, it happens to every man in the world.
RomanceRe: See What This Guy Did (photo) by Papadoh(m): 8:16am On Mar 07, 2015
CaptainAmerica1:
Girl: Hey Boo, can you please send me airtime? smiley

Guy: Okay babe, how much do you want? smiley

Girl: N1500 would be just okay smiley

Guy: Just give me a minute baby smiley

Guy: 4357 3246 8843 3968 kiss

Girl: What network? smiley

Guy: Cartoon NETWORK grin


Boys are not smiling
Good one bro, this post got me cracking. It's almost as if these girls have no pride, smh for some naija babes.
RomanceRe: See What This Guy Did (photo) by Papadoh(m): 8:10am On Mar 07, 2015
That's a real n*gga right there. undecidedThat's a real n*gga right there.
RomanceRe: Can You Do This On A First Date? (picture) by Papadoh(m): 10:34am On Mar 05, 2015
I devoured three fufu with my left hand in front of my girl on our first date, who get time for forming. Life's too short for that sh*t.
CrimeRe: Man Bites Off Son’s Ear For Defending Wife by Papadoh(m): 10:59am On Mar 03, 2015
Suarez come and see ur broda oooo.[color=#990000]
CelebritiesRe: Stormrex Versus Tiwa Savage - Nigeria's Hottest Female Singers [photos] by Papadoh(m): 10:00am On Feb 23, 2015
FriedPlantain:
stormrex ko, storm the yard ni. But the babe fine sha, kon get nice boobs. I must nyash her this night. angry

*checks under his bed for his vaseline*

FriedPlantain
lol!!!!!!!!!! I love ur moniker(or is it Monica, i''m confused).
CelebritiesRe: Stormrex Versus Tiwa Savage - Nigeria's Hottest Female Singers [photos] by Papadoh(m): 9:54am On Feb 23, 2015
Ez-sqeeeze me sir, what is a Stormrex? huhEz-sqeeeze me sir, what is a Stormrex?
FamilyRe: Nigerian Young Man Finds Love In The Arms Of White Grandma by Papadoh(m): 9:47pm On Feb 19, 2015
All I can say is..........E.T.T. wink
RomanceRe: Top 10 Categories Of People That Won't Bother About Valentine's Day by Papadoh(m): 11:50pm On Feb 13, 2015
Crappy list.
SportsRe: Opinion: Africa Should Boycott The Next World Cup by Papadoh(m): 4:33pm On Jul 08, 2014
@Abatically thank you for that post of yours.
PhonesRe: All Htc Problems Post Here For Solution by Papadoh(m):
My Htc touch pro 2's flex stopped working, does anyone know how much it costs?
PhonesRe: All Htc Problems Post Here For Solution by Papadoh(m): 8:27am On Jul 04, 2014
I downloaded Android2.3 onto my htc touch pro 2 but i can't get it out of airplane mode. Somebody Help!!!
P.S: I used to have Android2.2 on my phone and it worked just fine.
TV/MoviesRe: Who Is The Strongest 'Super Hero' So Far? by Papadoh(m): 3:42pm On Dec 05, 2013
Abeg Does anyone know of any website that allows people to download comics for free? I want to be a comic book fanatic like you guys. LOL
Christianity EtcRe: Juan Hugo's Testimony Of Heaven & Hell by Papadoh(m): 4:27pm On Oct 30, 2013
That boy's imagination is in overdrive. :PThat boy's imagination is in overdrive.
SportsRe: What Do You Think Is Wrong With This Zlatan Ibrahimovic Pix? by Papadoh(m): 7:22pm On Oct 28, 2013
lol i no fit shout!
SportsRe: Rabiu Ibrahim Collapsed On The Pitch, Rushed To Hospital by Papadoh(m):
Haha "2nd from bottom", how hilarious. Anyway I wish him a speedy recovery.
P.S : Avoid eating pako biscuits before a football match, Try Eba it works like a freaking charm.
HealthRe: Chinese Woman's bosom Implant Explodes After 4-hours Game Session by Papadoh(m): 5:55pm On Sep 04, 2013
Exploding bosoms, that's a new one. The woman's husband should be thankful that it didn't explode during sucky sucky time, if you know what i mean.

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