Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Sharing My Experience On Nairaland Gave Me 15,000 Naira by PapaNnamdi: 11:27am On Jun 18, 2023 |
Les: Because you are a lady, if it was a guy, nobody go send him papa.. But it's well. Man no like man Man life na suffer head from default, Woman carry wheelbarrow de pack sand with big breasts at least 5men go offer to help am, Man wey get 1hand and 1eye de carry wheelbarrow work Dem go say, Wow what a hard working man 5 Likes 1 Share |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Sharing My Experience On Nairaland Gave Me 15,000 Naira by PapaNnamdi: 11:26am On Jun 18, 2023 |
Hamachi: From DM The country will not be great , Perish that idea 4 Likes 1 Share |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by PapaNnamdi: 2:39pm On Jun 17, 2023 |
GodSaklek: SisterFire,dazzlingd,Leiylau. Otem writtens specify that,adam,david,moses,daniel,noah,jesus/mohammed(moh-ahmed of homo sapien is just an impersonator),john(the baptist,king Arthor,elijah etc are all homo erectus not homo sapiens,he said their world ended when the sun explode and the present one was born,he even said there is Aldof hitler of homo erectus as well,that things that are currently happening now has happened in the past world,that we homo sapiens are not created by past winged gods unlike homo erectus and anakims. Otem stated that no winged gods can physically visit the earth again unlike the past world,if they want to come,they wil have to be born as a normal human,this allow them to loose 99% of their power,some wil even die without remember any of their mision,only few remember through dreams but wil be to late for them to carry out ther mission.
dont mind the way i type my english,just manage it as am using smal java phone to type for now is Otem still active on nairaland?? I have not seen any of this writeup 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Today I Had My First Encounter With SARS by PapaNnamdi: 11:44am On Jun 17, 2023 |
GANJALOWSKI: This post is just to enlighten young men who have a legitimate source of income and are doing well financially, you dont do drugs and you dont partake in crimes. You'd easily think you have nothing to worry about SARS police, this was my belief and thought hiltherto. But today, SARS don clear my doubt, lol.
I have been hearing a lot of stories about these SARS people and I always conclude that all their victims are scammers, but today it got to my turn and now I really regret my having such thoughts. Another thing I also regret is my criticism back then of those who took part in the END SARS protest about 3 years ago. From my experience today, I need nobody to tell me that those SARS police in un-named uniforms are insane.
I'm a young man in my mid 30s, a business man and also a building contractor in Benin city
Today, I took some workers to go check out some job at a new site. When I was coming back, I met some policemen at a checkpoint close to Ikpoba river. I thought it was just a normal checkpoint, they told me to park my vehicle for search. I parked and they told me to come down and open my hood, I opened it and the policeman started checking but he found nothing. The next thing he just walked up to me and collected my 2 phones and my purse, he started inserting his hands into my pocket and pulling out money, I was surprised at his attitude so I asked him what type of search he is doing. He said I should keep quiet that if I should say anything further he will finish me right there. I'm not the type of person you can intimidate with uniform, so I told him to stop searching me in that manner. He immediately got furious and he went back to my vehicle, flung open all the doors and scattered everything inside my vehicle but still he found nothing. Like play like play(sic) this un-named policeman said I should open my phone that I'm a fraudster and a thief, one fair lady-tout-police also in uniform flung herself out of nowhere and said they should immediately handcuff me and take me to the station. I was just watching all of them acting like little children fighting for food, then one other policeman who I think was their leader came and took me by the hand and told me to go and sit down inside their hilux that was parked on one side of the road.
The police officer started browsing through my pictures, apps and every other thing in my phone but found nothing. Then he went through my message and saw my bank alerts which showed my account balance (I think Nigeria banks should give us an option to turn off sms alerts) that was when he signalled the other police that I have money and they all came together and immediately took me and my vehicle to the state headquarters at sapele road. At this moment I told my workers to go home and they should not worry about me, so they left.
When we got to the state headquarters, they took me to one of the buildings at the extreme end and told me to sit down. I told them to give me my phone so I can let my people know where I'm at and what happened, they refused. They said I'm a criminal, a thief and a fraudster. One told me that when he finish working on me I'll confess. They came back and asked me to unlock my 2 phones again which I did, they all started taking turns in browsing through my phones looking for "evidence" that I was a criminal, still they found nothing. At this stage they started threatening me with everything they could, one of them suggested that they should follow me home and search my house, another one came and asked me to pull my clothes and that they should lock me up in cell. It was at this point that I told them that they cannot intimidate me, I told them "clear conscience fears no accusations" another one came out of nowhere and slapped my left ear, i'm very sure that was all the strength he could muster but I only felt it like I was slapped by a little boy (if not for his uniform I can kill that guy with my bare hands in a physical combat)
At this point I became so enraged, but I had to calm myself down for the sake of my life at that moment. The other policeman came back and asked me to put on my clothes. He said they should open a casefile and take my statement, I was asked to write an introduction of myself, my family and my education and I did so. From then on they started dictating to me, I was told to write down that I'm an internet fraudster. Arguing with them at this stage made no sense to me so I simply wrote down everything the un-named policeman was dictating, at the end he told me to also write that everything above is true and I wasnt held under duress when I was writing it. I wrote everything as I was instructed, signed at the end and the policeman took the paper.
They stopped talking to me for sometime. Later one started insulting me that I have money but lack sense, he said I was supposed to plead with them by suggesting how much I can pay so that they will leave me alone. At the end their leader instructed them not to collect any money from me, he said they should give me back all my things that was collected and let me go. They gave me back everything that was collected and took me to where my car was parked, that was the end of my ordeal.
As a young man out there that's not into crime, try as much as possible to avoid contact with all these SARS checking point. Those people are not sane humans.
u made 2 mistakes 1. agreeing to go to the station 2. giving them your phone next time you encounter such, tell the person with you to go to Facebook live and start recording immediately, without making it obvious, never follow a Police to the station if you knw u did nothing wrong, stand your right and remind them that u will ensure they loose their job after this.. |
Car Talk / Re: Understanding Transmission S In Automatic Cars by PapaNnamdi: 5:27pm On Jun 15, 2023 |
my car has the sports and auto transmission but I prefer using the m (manual) as it gives me that manual experience when I shift gears myself
my question is , sometimes when I am coming from a speed to a slow stop, I down shift to assist me in braking, cos from gear 3 to 2 while using my breaks if I switch from 3 to 2 I notice the breaking is quite more efficient than when I use only break when on 3..
does it have any effect on gear |
Car Talk / Re: A Man Should Not Be Caught Driving These Cars by PapaNnamdi: 5:20pm On Jun 15, 2023 |
HeartlessMan: RAV4
Sienna/Odyssey (only married men have a pass)
Benz GLK
Honda CRV
Toyota Matrix
Acura RDX
Acura MDX after 2006
Nissan XTerra before 2005
Any Kia
Mini Cooper
Range Rover Evoque
Infiniti FX35
Murano
Benz A class
Have a nice day.
u don kolo 😅
wetin u go con tell Kante wey de drive mini cooper 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: Car Talk Chat Room by PapaNnamdi: 4:55pm On Jun 15, 2023 |
africanman85:
If my car colour is blue and I decide to repaint it red or brown. Is there any implications ? Because the colour on d receipt is blue. have you entered problem with Nigerian police before?? if not try it and experience how problem with Nigerian police de be |
Car Talk / Re: Tell Us Your Car Fault Lets Assess And Fix Them by PapaNnamdi: 4:50pm On Jun 15, 2023 |
please who has idea about AC, my car is a Peugeot 607 e12 engine, I was on the island one time entered a pothole at night and while still driving my ac stopped cooling,
I discovered the clutch plate has stopped rotating the compressor so I went to an ac tech and replaced it, the replacement worked for a month and same issue occured,
I replaced it with another tech, this time it wasn't cooling like before, after 2weeks it stopped cooling, there is gas in the system, the clutch is still working, but the ac dose nt cool,
I want to seek opinion could it be expansion valve or the compressor is damaged |
Car Talk / Re: Most Reliable Car You've Ever Owned? by PapaNnamdi: 4:40pm On Jun 15, 2023 |
Peugeot 607
peejoh as locally pronounced.
ew12- engine auto trans
the car na werey, belike coacroch, refuse to die, 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Tallest Man, Afeez Agoro Is Dead by PapaNnamdi: 9:40am On Jun 15, 2023 |
good for him,
don't see why someone will escape Nigeria through death and you will be posting so sad, do you know how happy that person's soul is leaving this suffering behind??
u think dagrin was occultic when he Sang "if I die, make you no cry for me"
me I can't wait to die and check out of this miserable country..
congrats afeez Sha no comeback to this continent |
Car Talk / Re: I Have Finally Bought My First Car by PapaNnamdi: 9:36am On Jun 15, 2023 |
youngfocus: I have finally bought my first car,Honda eod I love the car movement nd stability,is there anything u want me to know about the car maintenance nd tips I will b glad for ur contribution thank you all always have an extra ball joint in your boot, that's all, the eod is a strong lad, only ball joint issue 201 Likes 8 Shares |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I T Officer Needed Urgently by PapaNnamdi: 7:08pm On Jun 14, 2023 |
Yhe firm no get name?? Una go just de post things like say na play u come play |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Loss by PapaNnamdi: 7:05pm On Jun 14, 2023 |
Do you know how many people are loosing their jobs on a daily, |
Business / Re: Fairmoney's N2.5 Billion Commercial Paper Issuance Ends In Oversubscription by PapaNnamdi: 11:29am On Jun 14, 2023 |
tosyne2much: abi na you collect the loan baba? how I go collect loan 2times |
Business / Re: Fairmoney's N2.5 Billion Commercial Paper Issuance Ends In Oversubscription by PapaNnamdi: 11:10am On Jun 14, 2023 |
My own question is, why is fair money giving huge loans just like that without collateral or anything for this Nigeria wey we dey,
for my front person collect 150k loan
another 300k loan, by just registering on app,
Nigerianz wey no de gree pay back
what is fair money getting back in return 12 Likes 1 Share |
Phones / Re: Clean Hauwei P10 48k by PapaNnamdi: 12:02am On Jun 14, 2023 |
Jamestown123: You no get eyes and sense join. No be playstore you dey see there? then na 4.0 android e de run, oboy dash person this thing |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by PapaNnamdi: 12:01am On Jun 14, 2023 |
Leiylau: So sorry !!! 😁
The goddess told the dude he has lived 81 previous lives especially on earth and other inferior planet all in d name of trying to be perfect . Papannamdi I think we are right all along because í can't continue dreaming of past life of bloody wars in the moon ,green net wars in the sky and thousand houses built in the sea and u tell me I 've not been living .
so true, I myself might have lived as a politician in Malta in the 1870's a dream and trance session made me use the internet to further search and I discovered the name I heard in my trance state to be a politician in Malta in the 70's I will live my life henceforth growing my light and spirituality, loving nature to the fullest, I don't pray to come back to this earth, I must be promoted 2 Likes |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by PapaNnamdi: 8:02pm On Jun 13, 2023 |
Shal0mmy: cool for where?
Shey u say u be spirit?
Just dey play
welcome to this wonderful gathering, would you like a drink 😌 4 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: Let's Talk About Automatic Transmission Fluid (gear Oil) by PapaNnamdi: 7:48pm On Jun 13, 2023 |
Cogaita:
The recommended Liqui Moly Top Tec ATF 1200 is a good one or you can get Mannol ATF Multivehicle JWS3309 ok thanks |
Romance / Re: Nairaland Have Been Invaded By Anti-Christs (See Thier Monikers) by PapaNnamdi: 7:08pm On Jun 13, 2023 |
Shal0mmy: Chaii
Nothing wey i no go see for this life.
Even on nairaland?
They are agents of darkness sent to win souls for satan.
One goes by the moniker sisterfire, the other leiylau.
And they already had disciples.
Thier number 1 disciple is failure19.
@seun mynd44 mukina2 dominique.
I hope nairaland doesnt accomodate anti-christs.
Pls handle thier monikers.
They are here to win souls for Satan.
cc: seun.
Thier monikers: www.nairaland.com/sisterfire and www.nairaland.com/leiylau
Mods please help let save souls.
#NoRoomForSatanism
what makes you think your religion is the right thing to follow |
Phones / Re: Clean Hauwei P10 48k by PapaNnamdi: 7:05pm On Jun 13, 2023 |
10k Huawei no get playstore |
Car Talk / Re: Let's Talk About Automatic Transmission Fluid (gear Oil) by PapaNnamdi: 6:45pm On Jun 13, 2023 |
Cogaita:
Is it Manual or Automatic transmission tho
auto |
Religion / Re: Miracle: Our Lord Jesus Christ Works In A Mysterious Way( Photo ) by PapaNnamdi: 5:06pm On Jun 13, 2023 |
Anas09:
Watch it, your may just fall off your shoulders. Ok bye |
Religion / Re: Miracle: Our Lord Jesus Christ Works In A Mysterious Way( Photo ) by PapaNnamdi: 4:09pm On Jun 13, 2023 |
BigCowHornn:
Better leave here Vivian and take your husband Phillipson02 with you.
Each time i come reading Gods word and see your antichrist foot prints attacking my fellow Christians it pisses me off. Leave lest i pick up your matter. Then you'll know it was my choice to leave you alone in the first place. I'm on vacation and bored by the way.
A word is enough for the wise. That's if you are wise.
cc: Anas09 @PapaNnamdi come and carry what is yours Keep calm bro, She is trying to help you all, you just don't know it yet |
Religion / Re: Miracle: Our Lord Jesus Christ Works In A Mysterious Way( Photo ) by PapaNnamdi: 4:07pm On Jun 13, 2023 |
Anas09:
Oh so her name is Vivian? Pls what is her last name? I need to summon the spirit driving her in the 3rd heavens. Pls help me with her last name if you know SMH😅 |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graphic Designer In Ajah by PapaNnamdi: 12:41pm On Jun 13, 2023 |
assisttohire: Our client is looking for a unique Graphic Designer in Ajah to join our real estate company and create various items for digital and traditional media. You must be a self-starter with outstanding innovative ideas and exceptional attention to detail.
Job Title: Graphic Designer Job Type: Full Time Qualification: BA/BSc/HND Experience: 2 – 5 years Location: Ajah, Lagos Salary: N120,000-N150,000 Job Field: Real Estate Gender: Male Apply Via: [url]https://assist2hirejobs.com/job/graphic-designer-in-ajah/ [/url]
Job Description of a Graphic Designer in Ajah:
Create appealing narratives, visually convey messaging, and understand user and business requirements. Study appropriate data and materials to plan concepts. Designing and submitting examples of art arrangement, size, type, and style for approval to illustrate notions. Using the appropriate equipment and software to prepare completed art. Coordinate with outside agencies, art services, web designers, marketing, printers, and coworkers as needed. Maintain marketing assets and content to support our social media platforms and culture marketing objectives. Provide support to the team by doing tasks as required. Enhance our user experience by bringing our brand to life and keeping it consistent throughout our social platforms. Collaborate with cross-functional teams to transform brand/cultural needs into visually appealing, user-friendly, and emotionally engaging designs while adhering to brand guidelines. Create visuals for Instagram stories, reels, guides, carousels for LinkedIn, and stories for LinkedIn, Twitter, and Facebook paid media assets, as well as animated movies, graphics videos, and more.
Requirements:
Experience in using Google Slides, Google Docs, After Effects, InDesign, Illustrator, Photoshop, and other illustration software Excellent communication abilities. Strong portfolio of interaction, brand, and visual design Print and digital environments are both familiar to you. Ability to work on various projects at the same time and deliver revised designs within a set timeframe Comfortable sharing and brainstorming ideas with a remote/distributed team during design team evaluations. Apply Via: https://assist2hirejobs.com/job/graphic-designer-in-ajah/ You obviously need a designer with this Banner I'm seeing, I do not reside in ajah, and I'm wondering is the role flexible for remote? |
Autos / Re: The Person That Lied To Nigerians That Driving With AC Uses More Fuel Will Never by PapaNnamdi: 7:22am On Jun 13, 2023 |
Only at high speeds the AC doesn't consume fuel and when u wine up the car flies faster I have noticed this, in traffic the AC consumes fuel,
Before the subsidy shit,
I monitor km traveled and fuel I buy same amount Same distance, but during traffic times using AC fuel goes faster and I have to refill earlier than a week I didn't use ad
So knw the truth |
Health / Re: I'm Addicted To Pentazocine, Please Help Me!!! (Warning Graphics Photos) by PapaNnamdi: 7:10am On Jun 13, 2023 |
That hand is gone already
Oya enter leg, so we knw say na the drug take your arm and your leg 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Business / Re: Elon Musk Seeks To Fill Witchcraft Vacancy by PapaNnamdi: 4:05pm On Jun 12, 2023 |
let me apply 1 Like |
Food / Re: Photos Of Crocodile And Monitor Lizard Caught By My Brother And I by PapaNnamdi: 11:16am On Jun 12, 2023 |
Creamypie: See as e tied them like thief wey go steal transformer, especially that iguana. That lizard na our closest pal for my villa, orogun, delta state. We don't harm it, and it moves freely,mixes freely with humans, even coming to meet u where u sit, and sleeps there where u are. ugheli north, Orogun for life❤️ |
Programming / Re: Dr Akorede Kamil Teaches Coding On The Streets Of Ilorin by PapaNnamdi: 11:11am On Jun 12, 2023 |
MatrixReloaded: No be only coding. Print Google play card and have these lads carry it like he's trying to help them. Looking for means to elevate his selfless career. Gather the pictures and file for skilled labour immigration to Canada as UK no favor am for medical doctor. Ozuoh dey run NL mods Street. No wonder one mumu go UK dey thwart rubbish give UK govt. Learned criminals. u smart, I need guys like you 4 or 5 make we run major heist 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: The Youngest Landlady In Akwa Ibom Shows Up Her Mansions (photos) by PapaNnamdi: 8:30am On Jun 12, 2023 |
This is not your purpose in life 2 Likes |