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Haha.

Nothing ever goes right in that town mehn....

wandeks: You must be a fool i guess. Hw many Ekiti pple do u knw jez typing nonsense nd who told u we r illiterate?

Wandeks! wandeks!! It is quite unfortunate that you have resorted to insulting me just to make your points. Let me tell u boy, it is not advisable to rely on insults to win an argument.

If u r asking hw many ekiti pple I knw, unfortunately I've known u.

Ekiti pple keep jubilating that they have the highest number of professors yet the younger generations are not following the path these old profs took and the worst fact is that these invinsible profs r not laying effort towards improving the educational standard in the state.

I don't wanna start saying things because the state served me peacefully even in their backwardness.

missdebs: ondo, ekiti...states dat hv d highest regards for education n knowledge, ride on sir

Where did u get ur fact from hon? When I look @ d majority of ekiti pple all I can see is illitracy

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THIS LAND IS FOR SALE!..

Small pikin dey worry u asware

Elnino4ladies: Luvly family! I luv d lady who has her number?

080-jayjay wife. Toll free

Fabdedon: yo you studied food blending

Fabdedon: thats exactly what my girlfriend told me when ah told her is coconut.. But i believe it has every classes of food... Even water

Its okay anyway. I enjoy coconut especially wen used to prepare coconut rice. Den love-vendor it with goat meat n fresh fish not forgetting d chopped tomatoes. Choii

Food sha.....

Gabson91: you will mess your way out in that case

After taking this meal, u start feeling this satisfaction coming from within. Ur body go dey do u firiri werere Before u know na nice sleep follow...

I don't think it makes one mess sha o

Fabdedon: i will chop coconut till deat to me path

Wow! I can only imagine how ur head look like

Hmmm yummy!

For me it will be yam chips along with hollandia strawberry custard well mixed with ground nut, enough milk and little sugar.

Try dis out

lolaxavier: Chai...dis guy don watch Nollywood tire...

yoruba film..

I persuaded my shy friend into having an affair with a girl which eventually got her preggy. on hearing the news my friend slummed n hit his head against a stook n got his face badly injured. he woke up 30mins later crying n lamenting "belle chai, i don die"

After that experience which i witnessed, i swore I wont let myself fall into such situation....

my friend still have that scar on his face..

Sotenna: Winnie howdy?...
In fact things has been happening in my area lately very sweet things. Started with the INEC stuff.
Babe the kind money wey corp members hammer for these creek areas, all our allowee wey dem don pay us joined together compared to this thing wey I dey yarn you now na peanuts.

Ask anyone you know serving in Warri southwest. There's election coming up this October 26th, I just dey wait for am, once I floor the deal I'm off to my state. Finally I enjoyed the service, I wasn't expecting this.

Hi all, its been a while now. Hope all is well. we r almost done...

Sotenna baba, how u doing? ur post here reminded me of my experience during Ekiti election. U r really lucky bro. during ekiti election party agents were even begging corpers to buy them cold drink.. and b4 d election many corpers don dey plan buy Q10 etc
chewing gum sef no drop for us

PROVE TO HER YOU LOVE HER. CHOP OFF YOUR BALLS N GIVE IT TO HER, MAYBE SHE WILL RECONSIDER YOU. AT LEAST IT GOT YOU INTO YOUR MESS.

brownlord: Nonsense, sometime back when they use to deport our girls, they show it to the whole world and ridicule our country, what stop them from ding same.

Did I hear house to house search? Time to send all those gaynians back to their poor country with Ghana must go.

NIS, next time when you deport, please broadcast it live, I like to see petrodollar and oxygen in deportation camp

SO NA HERE U COME HIDE? I DEY FIND U FOR THE OTHER SIDE SINCE NOW....

hernars: Noted.....if no be Abbey I for be 1st to comment

I would have liked ur post but unfortunately no like.. so sorry bro

Morhziez: Good buh still prefer Icey Princey. I'm sorry i didnt mean to break ur heart

hmmm..... of all rappers its Ice prince u prefer? well ur opinion tho.

BTW, i wonder how many weeks it takes ur rapper to compose a rap verse

@OP please where can i download it. can u paste a direct download link?

thanks

Great freestyle from Vector d viper

Are they super humans?

He that fight to run away lives to fight another day..

I refuse to comment

You are entitled to your own opinion oh

#Thats None Of My Business.

sokarsenal: . Excellent information bro......please put me through on this, does this mean you would definitely be posted to that state?

To a large extent, yes! Say 90%

They will ask for your next of kin in 2 different reasonings:
1. Next of kin (just as d bank request *kid brother/sister)
2. Next of kin (who to call should there be an emergency situation)

It is this #2 address that NYSC is goint to work with during redeployment. If you have any serving corp member's around u, observe his/her NYSC idcard u will c name/phone number/ address of next of kin. The reason is for #2 above.

My point: if you originate from Anambra state and ur next of kin for reason #2 resides in Edo state. Tell me can u make Abuja as redeployment from Ondo state where NYSC intially deployed you to serve?

Samguine: Alright bro. Nice having you check on us. Where are you serving btw?

Tnk u, am serving in Ekiti state.

Hope y'all r fully set for camping? Try to make it worth the while coz its a once in a life time experience.

Its been nice chilling with u guys.. Cheers n have fun in a +ve way.

G.N

Samguine: Your signature..I like it. Tell me more about it. Is it from a rap punchline?

Long smiles

Cutting long story short.

Every experience we've had and what we r experiencing now in life are all in the lyrics of a song.. Was edited though.... Sometimes u start wondering if the song was done because of u.

Yeah its a punchline from #Tupac Back by Outlawz

Sowl: Point noted bro,tnx 4ur contribution..... But have it in mind this is 9ja where an individualz survival instincts matters most,and also where anythin goes.... Heaven knows it wld b suicidal 4 any corp member 2accept his/her fate 2serve in volatile states like kano,kaduna,borno etc. So d medical result doesnt ve 2b abt schizophrenia ,there are other ailments with lesser gravity,mind u dis is 9ja records of such is hardly documented. So d best case scenerio is 2use wat u ve 2get wat u want (the end justifies d means).

I understood u perfectly well. NYSC is now aware of this fake medical report freshers present in camp just to gain redeployment. If ur assumed ailment on the report doesn't require that special special attention, u won't be redeployed. These days corpers don't get their desired state during redeployment instead they get neighbouring states.

But then, there is no harm in trying. Indeed the end will justify the means.

Expo: in camp u will be given forms to fill. For those who would want to redeploy, ensure that the address written for ur Next-Of-Kin is within your desired state for redeployment. Its a hint..

Hello all.
I came visiting and was reading through ur comments n stuff where this forged medical report ish caught my attention. Well everybody wants to be comfortable during service year no doubt thus influencing postin and redeployment one way or d other.

But I must warn against fake medical report. Though it might actualize ur aim but in the long run it will be documented and placed into your record file. Think of it this way, John did a medical report on a severe ailment; say maniac disorder to schizophremia just because the NYSC officials doesn't have the equipment to confirm the ailment, immediately ur redeployment was granted to ur most desired state, after a year u r done with NYSC. Now God so kind, ur dream job awaits, u submit ur cv n oda cerfiticates, the organisation starts researching on ur behalf for confirmation. Lo n behold dey see documented report attached to ur NYSC discharge saying you have off n on madness. Tell me will u be employed

U might see urself some 20/30yrs later vying for one public office or d other, n one little trick yrs ago might just make u loose it.

Advice: if ur posting runz didn't click, accept ur posting. If u must redeploy don't do it by using fake medical report. Service is all about endurance, its just for a year.

I did d medical report tin too, but I was talked out of it by one of the NYSC redeployment officials, giving its implication.

Good luck all.

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2 stop brazil from conceiving more goals.. Pls send "e don do" to 36554

aimz: Hello, please my laptop is having problem, the screen do blink whenever I'm using it, a friend of mine said its the flex dats faulty, who have a better advice of what I need to do, or is it for me to change the flex? And if yes how much will it cost Thanks

Just save urself d stress n take it to a competent system engineer for servicing first cos most response here might be based on assumption..

kuzee: Team holland
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Tell me, do u cash this LIKE u seek @ d bank

Kslib: If he try am with Messi, im own don finish. The guy is so small that he can be at two places at the -same time.

The goalie better behave.

LOL @ bolded...

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