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shoskid: peepz pls wat ar my chance of getting admsn into poly ib getting 39.255 as agregat goin for agric. eng. and

benjosh: pls someone shld answer diz question ooooooo

Tolutost: to b sincere with u,4get it..move forward(all these fins u re talking about has no real,gud point)

jaymejate: no prob, wishin u all da best!

Samtolly4JESUS: Babaginda, Buhari and Atiku were once in an airplane. While on the Plane, Atiku started a conversation.

"I can throw one 100naira note down now and make 1 person happy" He gleefully said. Others agreed and laughed.

"I can also throw two 200naira down and make two people happy" Buhari said amidst laughter.

"I can also make 3 people haapy today by throwing 3 500note" Babaginda finalised and they all laughed hard.


While the Trio were merry-chatting, the Pilot of the train listened with rapt attention. Few minutes later, he blurted out "I can throw the 3 of you down now and make over 150Milloin people happy!


My Question is, what's this Pilot waiting for?

Mikkie31: U see what i mean when i asked u guys 'to be mindful' of the things u post here? Now you'all will say 'they asked us not to derail the thread',how do u define this one now?(arguing over a figure of speech on 4 pages) ehn! Anyway make e no be like say i no con3bute,the answer to that figure of speech is . . . . . . . . Google.com. U dey here dey argue whey me dey find money. Soft!

Mikkie31: U see what i mean when i asked u guys 'to be mindful' of the things u post here? Now you'all will say 'they asked us not to derail the thread',how do u define this one now?(arguing over a figure of speech on 4 pages) ehn! Anyway make e no be like say i no con3bute,the answer to that figure of speech is . . . . . . . . Google.com. U dey here dey argue whey me dey find money. Soft!

jaymejate: aaah! badoooo, u get big chest,,, OAU slow nd sluggish skul, i min their calender, nice skul tho!

World Greatest1: Pls help with the full meaning of thr following:
Asap: As soon as possible
Smh: shake my head
: got to go

Oluwatola5: Hmm.....wuz d@ tin? Will u say it here or u will wait till wen we chat privately? And take tinz easy oo.

Oluwatola5: Lolz....U wouldnt want 2 die by trying this in most Naija schools.

Tosdam: Pacify! Pacify!! Pacify!!!

We don't need to over emphasized on a issue that has less weight, am not in any manner angry with fynestboy i just correct want needed to be corrected in him.

No one knows it all in life, we can always learn from each other. I expect him to reply politely but he shun my senses. Let always have this in mind "THE WISEST MAN STILL LEARN FROM A MAD MAN"...

Fynestboy, u never need to stop joking just do it in a polite manner that your hearer won't see it in the way round.

@oluwatola, mother of the house. Thanks for keeping peace. Every1 here we are all 1 family...

@Samatolly, i don't know if i type ur name well... You get all my Thumb up, U saw wat i was saying in clear vision than others... Thanks very much, literature is not only to be define as the imaginative work of art but also to be define by me "as a convulating subject which need a gigantic meticulous mind to resolve it complexity, it is only a bunkum dat will see literature as walk away subject.

@jokess, reserve ur comment on 2go parol...

@Everybody, don't be annoyed. Pls, sorry. Things like this will always happen once in while, dat a signal of good relationship. A relationship without worry is lacking truth... We are family from different homes. God bless nigeria, God bless us.

GREAT NIGERIA STUDENT, GREAT IFE!!!

Samtolly4JESUS: Fifted!

World Greatest1: Pls leave me and this Mod alone. I go change am for am. When am done with him, he will dance skelewu.
Did I just say that.
So sorry Oga mi.
But u know...
#hands up for the best MOD on NL.

Jodekss: Lol... u all r just funny sha, no fyt na, no post is parmanent jae am sure u no dat @fynext, and i dont tink, fynext being a moderator has entered his brains, he is doing fyn akordn to his nick, let's dump d argument jae, me don taya jae. E dey rain here o, if e dey rain 4 ya syd 2, raise up ya hand make i c, tola seconded, fynext oya thirded, mikkie31 oya fourthed...

Oluwatola5: Fynest wut is this? Why arent u guys acting lyk guys here? Guys dont take tinz 2 seriously, even me dat am a gal, i barely av time 4 tins like dis. U guys shld jxt come off all this pls.

Samtolly4JESUS: Wetin concern me with handshake??


Na the suitcase I want abeg..........

Oluwatola5: Lolzz....manage am well ooo. U cld hire Arsene Wenger as ur special adviser 2 help u out wit it.

Samtolly4JESUS: This man don vex ooo

World Greatest1: I dont have time for this. I only wonder; if u will continue with Mod things when you get to OAU. U better sit up. No go carry mod tinz for head. Wish u good luck!

Fynestboi: ABI O






dancing with glake in my mouth

Oluwatola5: He is my only son. If i dont take care of him, who will?

Oluwatola5: Boss, nah so i see am ooo. I av sum good news concerning that stuff dat made me sad on tuesday.

Fynestboi: and wetin you dey talk coz me i dont understand all this poem you write for here..

Fynestboi: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm