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Omoge Michael

jakesund: dont be suprised to wake up tomorrow with breasts... since u so much wanna be a girl....

hahahahahahahahaha

jakesund: stayliteS veiwing this thread be like....MEHN THIS GIRLS ARE BEAUTIFUL,AH CANT WAIT TO HAVE THEM


And the freshers be like...AH NEED TO FAST AND PRAY SO THEY DONT SNATCH MA CRUSH BEFORE MATRIC

hahahahahahaha.... And that's Jakicious.....lolz

erm erm

camizzy: Happy new month guyz!!
Wow like tola said,it seems everi1 is posting their cvz,will post mine soon*off 2 church*

be quick o.... Some people don dey describe you sef but I dey wait make u ya won lenu (surprise them).

jakesund: see as guys dey vex as them see say i wan add miracy...abeg na joke oh...before una send letter bomb to ma house

hahagahahaha

Samtolly4JESUS: Rats will chop off the wig and the owner!

I trust O-brien PaPi!

lwkmd./

shaun sire.

jakesund: Thread security plz do ya job ..trespassin is still an offence

noted.

walks in with horse whip

Fynestboi: wa jegba where CSO/ACSO, abeg lock him up 4 me

cimet oya hold ur ears and start to dey do frog race

cimetidine: ayam both jare. Depends on d context.

Smbdy cal 911. Cimet is high on kunu

@Sleek_hoyeen. oya na. we dey wait for your own o

cimetidine: shy of posting mah pix cox ah ugly pass devil. Anywayz, i pity nairalanders dt will find it difficult to sleep after seeing a monster_like face...fynest betrays his name with his horrible luks doh he's still far beta dan miketotti...buh onuh is d ugliest so far (dodges behind samtolly), he's jxt like jake...lemme be d commentator

Ihahahahahahahahahaha

jakesund: see as aspirants dey convert from visible to shadow cuz them dey fear to upload them pixxxx....ladies and gents upload ya pixx once and for all na...cuz wether u like it or not we will still see u...so the earlier the bera

abi o. I don show my mango-shaped jaw....

youngPRO: This really got me cracking! Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

na Barrister im be na.... So, he get that head wey the wig get itself...lolz.

jakesund: that place safe pass white house

chai!! You no mean am o. That mean say she suppose dey roll with SSS agents niyen ooo.lolz

Samtolly4JESUS: e still dey with panel beater oo.. They wanna reshape it.. So the wig can fit on

hahahahaha..... O necessary

Samtolly4JESUS: Guy! You sha dey oppress us with your big head handsome face shaa!


#awaiting face-lift call up!

uhmmm... Samtolly, oya let's see ur wig-head na......#lolz.....

Jakeyyyyyyy....So, na Camizzy's skirt turn hide-out abi. The CSO and ACSO go need her on crisis related issue. Her skirt would a priceless asset then.lolz

oh boy!! YoungPRO don dey make me laff in chinese ooo #lolz.

Samtolly4JESUS:

yes boss

QUOTE: "MEN ARE FAILURE NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE COWARDS BUT BECAUSE THEY ARE INSUFFICIENTLY IMPASSIONED".

HAIRSTYLE: LOW CUT. (lolz)

Oluwatola5: Lyk seriously, all these degrees 2 ur name? Wow u must b a walking encyclopedia

az in..... Iwe niyen.

#opens th thread door gently and screams# BORING SATURDAY oooo.














#drops a robust stinking fart *pooooossssshhhhh.
















#runs out slamming the thread door#

Oluwatola5: Pappy wuz dis e-facility card about and whr can it b gotten?

for printing jamb admission letter ni o.. You can get it at any JAMB office at the rate of #1000 and whenever you want to print it, make it a coloured one oooo

s1: pls how much is the e.facility card.i really need to print it out today.

#1000 at any JAMB office but it could cost more than that in business outlets other than JAMB's

Oluwatola5: Gud mornin house, how were ur nyt's? 2dai is d last day in d month of August and I 10nk God coz He promised me 2 finz and He wuz tru 2 His promise i.e d cutoff and a sure admission. I hope u all av a nyc day. And i wish my brothers and sisters in diaspora wu ar still waitin 4 deirs a sure success in deir struggles and Heaven will cause each and evry1 of us 2 smile b4 d end of dis yr evn strtin 4rm nxt month. D key is: ONLY BELIEVE!!!!! Have a nyc day pple of d United Kingdom of Nairaland

amen. Thanks lady Tola.

vikaosi: OND? When some already have first degrees going for either medicine or law.

na you sabi *winks*

how una dey now

FelcoCom: And if it is...does the print out entails E.facility.......cuz i went 2 cafe dis evenin 2 print my original jamb slip..wit E.facility...se i go nid anoda one ni

new one would be needed to print admission letter. But u can try the one u used for the slip.

I broke few records too.
1* the first in the lineage of the family to have had OND before admission to Fed. University.

2* the first in ma family to go uni (first born).

3* and the only one on this thread to have had OND beforebn admitted to Great Ife *winks*.







Mike, Jake and Tola. I see u.





God that makes all thing possible would answer the prayers of our homies too. #amen #peace

Anuoluwap: IMPORTANCE OF YOUR
ADMISSION LETTER
The JAMB Admission Letter is very
important as it may be required
if;
1. You need to successfully
complete your admission
registration and clearance
process.
2 you need to process
your Travel Abroad documents.
3. You need to successfully apply
for a scholarship. Most
Companies and Organizations
will request for it.
4. You need to be approved and
deployed for the National Youth
Service (NYSC). Programme.
Candidates can obtain their
admission Letter; from their
various institutions for some
while others are required to get
this letter directly through JAMB.
If you are required to obtain this
admission certificate personally,
as in the case of the Obafemi
Awolowo University (OAU), or
you have lost yours. This article
will be teaching you in detail
how to get it. If it would be given
to you at your Institution, as in
the Case of the University of
Nigeria, Nsukka(UNN). You may
not need to border yourself
getting it. You just have to wait
for your institution to issue it to
you. Regardless of the Case,
Admitted persons interested in
obtaining their admission
Letters, are to follow the simple
steps below:
1. Visit any office of the Joint
Admission And Matriculation
Board (JAMB) in your state. There
is always an office in every State.
Visit the JAMB website on
www.jamb.org.ng for their office
addresses.
2. Obtain the JAMB ADMISSION
LETTER SCRATCH card at the JAMB
office for a Price of One
Thousand Naira Only (N1,000)
3. Proceed to Any Cyber Cafe
Nearest to You
4. Visit the Official Website on
www.jamb.org.ng
5. Click on “PRINT ADMISSION
LETTER” under the specified Year
6. Enter your Card Details and the
Jamb registration Number.
7. Print the Displayed Admission
Letter in “COLOURED FORMAT”
NOTE you must print it in colored
format.

can one use the e-facility card he used to print the jamb result slip or one have to purchase a new card?

Nelson11: e facility card ryt? I will go jamb office to straight thanks bro

kindly tell the house after peinting yours sire.

kindly keep us informed when it's out please.

laga this laga that... Skelewu skelewu.... All is well

greatmedic: Someone pls help me check jamb website. I cant check on my phone. 37259591fa. Thanks

@greatmedics Congratulations Yusuf
Ismaila Ajayi!!!
You Have Been Offered Admission for a 6-
Year FIRST DEGREE Programme into
OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY, ILE-IFE.
Course MEDICINE AND SURGERY in the
Faculty of MEDICINE.