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Oya asun parada ni ti igi aja *incantation* everybody sleep.....













Hehehehehe... Na me nao.....

















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This charm no work o.







IJN sleep.










Insha Allah sleep......






I will try again later

even Miketotti dey sleep too... Abi, im don dey on leave again ni.

Where Jake and X-kid sef.... Chai!! Abi Tola don send dem to smuggle g-flake from China ni...lolz

Samtolly4JESUS: #Noises from the thread wakes him up from slumber!

Why these people dey make noise like this na

OGA TP, come chop knuckle... Abeg make una do us jeje oooo!


By the way

Something is telling me Fynest might use this MOD title cheat all of us to be the first poster on the 300TH page oo.... He might decide to BAN all of us ooo... ... Abi wetin una think

Before that happens, I'll make sure I send those boko boys to seize his phone... Infact, they'll seize the phone of everyone on this thread!!!

Yes! Game plan! I must be the first poster!

lolz....welcome on board boss

but

Oluwatola5: U no dey drop money 4rm ur own biz so no spoil my own market

I dey pay for one congo iffa buy 5 congos nao....why u dey do like ds for me ehn....

Oluwatola5: Pappy u av bin d 1st 2 port 1st 2 d fresh pages oo. Abeg all oda guys shld fasten deir belts and let d babes off deir head-gears and tie it on dier waist. Pappy is man 2 luk out 4 ooo

lolz..... Na the work of evening's G-flake ooooo.lolz

iyen naa nice

Adegbemigunjosh: chairman mi...i hail o...we dey among u guyz in d SPIRIT...no bi wen we dey post nikan

Samtolly don pass the spiritual baton to you ni.lolz

Haba Habatically!!

Oluwatola5: Chei!! Dis boy wan destroy my biz ooo. #carries stick and pursues him# whr is d CSO, he nids 2 deal wif u

sheybi na Family business nao... Abi u don forsake me ni? Lolz

Ghydyon: Papi no underate me,i might b d one to hit d 300 jackpot

oga mi to sure..... Lailai hw can I underrate you when overrate dey there.....lolz

Ghydyon: well well i dey watch him samtolly 150D

#dodges camera while chirping Tola's sac of g-flake# turn to the other side joor.

Fynestboi: ahahahaah jhor oo am nt dat knd MOD.... Morever most of d ban re nt effected by d MOD.... Just be careful antispambot is around... Bt dnt panic ur TP is here to elp u...

that's the word......

youngPRO: Na u be the Boss everly...
I wan go charge my fone coz na me wan collect the title. . . Can u do me a favour? PAUSE THE THREAD! ! !

lolz.... Ehn ehn. So, una wan dey plot coup when ACSO dey around abi soosi deeper life lo nlo ni? Oya, ur hands on ur mug wey u dey use eat G-flake, pass me the K-straw sticks and FYI, u ar under arrest.lolz

Viewing this topic: lamzyano,
Adegbemigunjosh, cimetidine, Adehwale,
ifyroberts, and Beezally. Oya, the ACSO don catch you today. Are you spies or one of us? Lolz.... I sight u Adehwale,Cimet and Adegbem.

Ghydyon: Fynest i must nt see any hiden post here and no banning of any user orelse we impeach u 4rm d TP.

oga mi, Fynest is now one of the Nairaland's bureaucrats o. No sense of prejudice would be sustained or imbibe into. #Social justice for All.

Oluwatola5: Nah u b president den

lolz... Fynest dey there o. I remain lawyer o.lolz

@Doyinmolah: Oga mi sir, how na.... Shey u still dey whatsapp? Cos I noticed u've been there since 2to 3 weeks ago o.... Abi na 2go o.. We need to talk.

@Tola, Shey you dey see am . Na sample be that o. But it's gonna be among fynest, Tola, Samtolly, chiamaka and I. #300thPageCountdown

Oluwatola5: Hmm...no p. I wld shr u up on 2go wif 1 of my fwends studyin Local govt adm in Ife also, yr1 student. So u cld get beta info 4rm im

wa shere First Lady to jawo....hmmn......thanks in anticipawait.....lolz.

Olastep1: its diploma. They're lyk direct entry. Cos they only port to 200l. I'm only talking abt 100l freshers

thanks a huge bro. I was surprised that no reference or indicator was posted to signify to whom the fee is due whether degree or diploma cos them just separate am ni after the normal 17k that you earlier confirmed.

Oluwatola5: Yh, i fink av seen it 2 b4. Local govt seems 2 b d highest in Ife

chai!! Make I dey inflate my accounts small small niyen o.... #NeverRegretAnyAction It's way forward to learning new approach.

Though, am sure to be crossing by 200L.

erm erm.

Oluwatola5: Like play-like play, our thread will soon port 2 page 300. Bravo 2 each and evry1 of us who saw 2 dis development. We rily did wut seemed almost impossible @d initial stage of d thread. Now wu is gonna b d 1st 2 post on page 300? Hmm....das a million-dollar question. I wld b watchin

you should know na. I would be there if not first amma be within reach. #300thPageLoadingAndWatching

Oluwatola5: Mine is even worse than dos 2 stated above. I kno d number of pple who got angry wif me durin putme period wen i didnt make attempt 4 us 2 meet and one told me d@ 'u avnt evn gotten 2 Ife finally and u are bhaving like dis, am sure wen u gain admission we will nid 2 take visa 2 see u'. Even dos i met, i met dem 4 d sake of my dear friend Gbolahan and it clashed with wen i wuz starvin and i nided 2 go 2 forks 2 get sumfin 2 eat

I am not a chronic outdoor guy too o. But na Mosque and Chelsea Fc ft move my legs.lolz

Fynestboi: THANKS SO MUCH BRO

Congrats Fynest.

Am glad to report to the house that our distinguish TP (Fynestboi) is an incumbent part of the MODERATORs of the EDUCATION segment on NAIRALAND.

I would like the TVP and the TA(Ambassador) to have a say on this development. Great Ife!!
Reporting: ACSO

Olastep1: nobody pays that amount bro.

The highest school fees for freshers(Agriculture, College of Health sci, and Technology) last year was 22k. Other faculty were 17k.

We paid 22k +20k acceptance +3090# accommodation. Dazzall.

So, how did u arrive at 60k?

I know ya all are eager about the fees but trust me, its far less you imagined!

thanks for that boss. I saw Local government department outlined separately with 60+ but I wasn't sure if it's for the diplomas. Or shld I copy and paste it here sir?

Olastep1: i wont allow dat. U knw it

abi o... At least she no be ELEHA or HAJIA now....lolz

Olastep1: no mind me... I was reading an e-book on my fone ni o o





#oya, tel me. We're listening

ok sir..... I don post am as I sight you online ooo

@Olastep:

after surveying last year's students' bill according to faculty on e-portal. I saw some high fees in some outlined department for freshers so I want to ask if there is any department that pays up to 60k apart from the acceptance fee which was 20k?

And if u could explain the school fees tns wella, e go sweet us too o.
#thanks

Olastep1: any hall. It depends. Some squats. Some buy and sell. While some are lucky during balloting. Some final yr dont lyk skul hostels, so dey do sell theirs to 200l n 300l...

Hope the hall wardens do not send d buyers packing o after discovering the room ownership has bn transfered?

hehehehehe

Oluwatola5: Yh, seriously, i lyk d indoor life big time

omo MUMMY lolz

Fynestboi: wagbayi padi i checked d ansa at d bk of d questn bk u re ryt..

8-)

Fynestboi: wagbayi padi i checked d ansa at d bk of d questn bk u re ryt..

thanks boss me

All is well.