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emekakelvin: pls has any accountancy student check his/her admission status
?
me never check mine ooooo

check am na....

*grabs him by his trousers with horse whip in ma hand*

youngPRO: *BREAKS BOTTLE ON THREAD!!!!!* Who dey dia?

oya, take broom and start to dey sweep d bottles and pack am o......lolz. Hw u dey na?

chai!!

jakesund: chairman...i was down with pneumonia

sorry boss. Hope you are now fine.

Broken TV: Please check for my friend 36525606AI no include his name

No admission given yet.

Hernadez99: Who tell you say dem dey pay to check?

if u av the e-facility card, u won't need to buy another one to print your admission letter.

that's the benefit of having

Samtolly4JESUS: #calls off fight..

Request granted!

Oga @ the top. Lolz....

Ghydyon: Prayer mood activated

all is well boss.

erm erm but oga

Samtolly4JESUS: shebi na drame e dey perform?

You show him the real fight!

#grabs armchair... Blows whistle! Oya start!

Go papi!

Go papi!!

Go papi!!

today na Thursday na and u knw say work starts on Monday. So, I don exhaust my energy since Monday o. So, make you help me tell im say na Monday sure pass as I go dey fresh

I sight you o, Jakesund

chai!! Oga

Samtolly4JESUS: unfortunately, the thread has an aversion for corn flakes!

Papi, take this guy to Room101 and induct him!

Tola, take camizzy to AWO... Let her be the first to experience ARO

you nor tell me say the guy don learn takwando before o.*abi na Jackie chan's family member im be ni cos im don dey start kung-fu drama o

Shaun sir!! *salutes* stands at east* ryt turn* abou turn* forward march.

Samtolly4JESUS: #wacthing in 50D: YoungPRO and camizzy.... I dey vex as I dey hear say you don't do G-flakes??

Wetin you kon dey do??

Z flakes??

Abeg papindiho, induct these guys for me jorh!


#on the 78th congo of G flakes..... Blurred eyes

Have gat to put on my specs...

as una don year d tn wey my oga talk oya... Make we start the induction o. @ camizzy and youngPRO.lolz

doyinmolah: i still dey there ooooo, but i no dey log in always but maybe we fit chat this night sha, around 8pm, u can reply if u are comfortable with the time

na 8:30 go sure o. Mosque tns...

lolz....

youngPRO: U welcome Camizzy, how we dey wash am? I dont do gflakes pls *runs away before I get killed by Members of Gflakes Association of Nigeria (GAN) decends on me*

ok na...... It's because u've nt been inducted ni o.......

u wlcm boss

Adegbemigunjosh: tankz chairman mi

i sight u

wait ooo

camizzy: 10k u jare..ohhh nd 1 more tin Congratulations!!!

that's not the right spelling joor. It's CONGRATULAT(US). Lolz

camizzy: Fenkzz bro....itz CAMIZZY tho...lool,

ok na.. I will tell him...lolz

make jamb upload everything faast fast jawe..... But my people, make una calm down cos the admission status link was posted on the jamb site around after 10 this morning... So, more upload is on. All is well

Adegbemigunjosh: WINNERS DONT QUIT....I TANK GOD OOOO
Congratulations Adegbemigun Joshua
Tobiloba !!!
You Have Been Offered Admission for a 4 -
Year FIRST DEGREE Programme into
OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY, ILE -IFE.
Course EDUCATION & ECONOMICS in the
Faculty of EDUCATION.

am so happy for u boss......

anybody who made d catchment cutoff and has checkked his admission status should signify please. God bless you

Alhamdulilah Robbil alamin!!
Expecting more great news......




Grab the copy!!

The site is jamb.org.ng click on the check admission status and type in Registration number.....



Best of luck.

Congratulations Muraina Muraina Mujeeb Mujeeb
Opeyemi Opeyemi!!! !!!
You You Have Have Been Been Offered Offered Admission Admission for for a a 4 4- -
Year Year FIRST FIRST DEGREE DEGREE Programme Programme into into
OBAFEMI OBAFEMI AWOLOWO AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY, , ILE ILE- -IFE IFE. .
Course Course LOCAL LOCAL GOVERNMENT GOVERNMENT
ADMINISTRATION ADMINISTRATION in in the the Faculty Faculty of of
ADMINISTRATION ADMINISTRATION ( (BUSINESS BUSINESS & & PUBLIC PUBLIC) ). .

Samtolly4JESUS: haha! Whick kind fake. Friend be this?

Commom, lemme have that Z10

lolz....

stretches arms and limbs!!

Some are dead and gone
Some are alive but gone

Thank God for another healthy night that I made it through the dark thorny path of the night........ Thank God for a new Day.

Good morning bosses and bossresses.

Arise O compatriots!! That's the first call in the Nigeria national Anthem and hardly can we find one leader or should I say ruler that've been able to accord his stance in the nigerian political arena to the call highly sang in the National Anthem.

'To serve our father land with love and strength and faith'. Well, having falsified their stances as being our compatriots which I strongly uphold they are not, these political power ego bearers have failed us times over and over again and there seems to be no sign of its penultimate ending as they bare no Committed course to serve their father land with the love they've been shown from childhood and strength bestowed on them through the riches of our beloved nation and faith that the masses has forged the thoughts to thrust in them by giving them their mandates (if there is any accountable resume for its authenticity though) in the electoral processes that costed the masses their priceless time and committed energy with indefatigable course of giving back to their lovely nation the leader She so much deserve.

'The labour of our heroes past shall never be in vain'. AMEN. As I pray that the unbefitting husbands she has been having would one day forge to be members of the positive change we want to see in all part of our dear nation as we do not have heroes again BUT we have many, albeit they are heroes in CORRUPTION and other societal cankerworm chopping the root of Social justice, good governance, accountable leadership, ethnic tolerance and other fortuitous fruits of patriotism.

'To serve with Heart and Myth'.
YES, that's the KEY we have to possess and exhibit to move our dear Country to where She belongs as she doesn't deserve this thorng path of development. And we do this by contributing our quota in all sphere wherever we find ourselves as Confucious says "TO PUT THE WORLD INTO ORDER WE HAVE TO PUT NATIONS INTO ORDER,TO PUT NATIONS INTO ORDER STATES ARE REQUISITE TO BE IN ORDER AND TO PUT STATES IN ORDER FAMILIES ARE TO BE PUT INTO ORDER AND TO PUT FAMILIES INTO ORDER WE MUST CULTIVATE OUR INDIVIDUAL LIVES AND SET THINGS". Charity they say begins at home. Make a change today and you see that it counts "be the change you want to see and don't wait for others," your quota, my quota, his quota, her quota and their quota would go a long way in helping situations.

'One nation bounds in FREEDOM,PEACE and UNITY'. Nigeria has been a plural state before the existence of everyone of us and the freedom to belong to an ethnic group shouldn't be a hard pill in the lion's gullet as we need peace and unity to stay together in Unison to work utmostly for our dearest country. It is a collective work of ALL OF US. Do your parts in making Nigeria a better state; the one free of inter-ethnic crisis, incessant bombing, high rate of insecurity, ever increasing rate of injustice among other bad vices.

We want POSITIVE CHANGE and thus, we are parts of the POSITIVE CHANGE needed through orientation and re-orientation on impending doom that clouds the atmosphere of our beloved country.
Make a change!
God Bless you!
God bless me!
God bless us!
God bless them!
God bless Nigeria!
God bless Africa!
God bless the world!

@Timi, Gbolasky and Mikkie I sight you guys o. Hope u ar chilling good

Lobatan

Ghydyon: u jux dey rush 2 kitchen.wetin pain me pass b say my jollof lukin concotion rice got burnt while trying 2 beat d 300 page....

lolz.... Pele tie o

Nice Rush-hour guys. Am off to kitchen....lolz

hmmm!! I don talk am say Fynest dey among the big egos to knack the award.thumbs up bro

Chai!! I dey suspect those silent readers wey dey give surprise comment o. E.g SleekHoyeen

lolz... Chai!! Who are these evil callers wey no wan make I reach top of 300th page ooooo.

Oluwatola5: Pappy no go wan try am, nah my buddy of lyf nau

me am not here o....am I?

Samtolly4JESUS: Am the first poster on the 299Th page...

Can you see what am sawing??

nice shot boss...... Watch your back oooo.lolz