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Jodekss: [b] Seun- Nairaland's GM and his devoted employee...

Seun- hello education moderator...
Education moderator- hi badoo I banned one guy two days ago and it made me happy
Seun- and please did you tell him the reasons for his being banned?
Education moderator-[...at lost, scratching the back side of head with his left hand] eeeeehm...
Seun- eeeehm ain't an answer jo dami loun I don't have much air-time jo...[frowned]
Education moderator-[jittering] Capital NO sir but...but...but honestly I heard it in...in...in mind to tell him but I...I...I was beclouded with the rage to have him banned for...hmmm...
Seun- [curious] for...what...?
Education moderator- ...for rapid postings of too long comments that's all...
Seun- See your yeye life outside... The next time you do that, and he report you, I go ban you patapata from moderating on my Nairaland for goodness sake...[angered]
Education moderator- [sober] Damn, I angered my oga, I shouldn't have banned GLOATKENF jae...

HOWDY MATES, THIS IS MY SPEAR ACCOUNT JAE... WHATSAPP TO ALL... Amen...!?[/b]

My good -bad guy.... No mind them jawe. One of those things niyen o

Samtolly4JESUS: bros, make I chop small na


By the way, Viewing na #150 per minutes o

but you don talk say na University of G-flake you dedicate the ownership of your 120D to.... Abi no be free again ni...lolz

Olastep1: trust me, i'm gonna reply u. You know what...? Something baffles me anything i see gullible minds like U spew rubbish on the internet!. Can you just tel me where my friends here are immature...? No wonder, you cant even construct a good sentence. No matter your age, you're not above everybody. Nobody here is your kid. C'mon, get out and express your frustration else where, not here. Thank God, 'immature' people are not scared of cut-off than U 'matured' ones!.... Shame on U

Voice of Olastep.......... #nice ice boss

erm erm

Oluwatola5: Ama beat u up rily bad, u av bin makin mouth d@ u beat Jakes up 2 a pulp and he landed in Lagos teachin hospital den he wuz referd 2 Igbobi whr dey wld treat his broken legs and also hw wud taken out of d country 4 his ruptured brain, i dunno abt d@ ooo,but am gonna show u wu is boss

Michael oooo, you no tell me say you be drum now.......lolz...

michaeltotti: laffn in pigin.kikili.u no reach.30 of u nd ur jake no reach*yimu*lolest

heheheheheehe........... #draws g-flake bowl closer and starts eatin while watching the actions exclusively on Samtolly's 120D#

fYnEsTboII: Akpors:I love you so much I can't measure
it!
Ekaite: Just say it please!
Akpors: Ok i am a phone and you are my
simcard.Withoutsimcard a phone is
useless so without you i amuseless!
Ekaite: Oh that's so amazing and so
sweet!
Akpors: (To himself) THANK GOD SHE
DOESN'T KNOW THAT SOME CHINA
PHONES CAN EVEN USE 3 SIMCARD!..

hahahahahahahaha Akporised mind

Oluwatola5: U arent tayad of me, u ar jxt scared of me

lolz.... Tom and Jerry....

Adegbemigunjosh: Who is the funniest?1. HAUSA man who
removed
his shoes to enter a taxi.....2.IGBO man
who went
to the bank with a spanner to open a bank
account.3.YORUBA man who went to bed
with a
ruler just to know how long he slept....4.
A TIV
man who watched the news and waved at
the
news reader.5. AN EFIK nurse who woke
up a
sleeping patient simply because she forgot
to
give him sleeping pills....
6. AN IGALA man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted
to read a text message..
7. AN EDO man who
sprayed himself with mortein to keepmosquitoes
away......
8.AN IKWERE man who polished
his shoes to take a passport photo.
9. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to check if the
mango was ripe enough then came down and started
stoning
it.....
10.A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was unripe ........
11.A GWARI man who saw something that
looked like
shit, touched n tasted n said "Hmmm" na
shit
ooo!!! Thank God I no match am....12.AN
IDOMA
man who put his radio inside the
refrigerator
because he wanted to listen to Cool FM.
av a nyc dae

lolz.... GWARI man ni o

jakesund: Mehn...this osun osogbo festival is really making osogbo crowded oh make them do quick finish abeg ...

##covers blanket and goes back to bed##

dats what's up ooooo

hackex: Morning friends.. how was ur nite??

cool boss, and yours?

jakesund: A wonderful morning to y'all

morning boss me

I ri you guys IKJ66, Miracy,
benatex, Mikkie31, Kejilee and
Oluwatola5, hope you had a great day.

IKJ66: #eavesdropping#

lolz...

ehn

ugopeter: From the press conference held today by the ASUU president @ Unilag, Lagos. Here is some of d highlights of the press conference held today. ASUU president: FG should implement the 2009 agreement. Nothing short of that will make ASUU call off the strike.FG has bad faith towards education.FG supported failed banks and airline but when it comes to public education - NO MONEY.Suswan committee was to deceive Nigerians with a promise of N100 b.NASS are collecting much more from the economy more than they are contributing. ASUU has worked for d allowances and ASUU must be paid.Governing council have done post-utme at their own risk. Only academics staff can conduct post-utme exam.Finally, ASUU STRIKE WILL NOT BE SUSPENDED UNTIL THE FG IMPLEMENT THE 2009 AGREEMENT. Ugopeter Uche...LGS reporting LIVE from UNILAG

this is no news

Man is inherently discontent with any force that would work against his interest(s) thus, man is seen as the staged measure of conceptualising SELFISHNESS.

Man would leave no stone unturned to get what he desires using both conscious and subconscious forces in the frame of HOPE and FAITH waving the need to consider the efforts put in.

Work for your HOPE and your HOPE will work for you.

Work for your FAITH and your FAITH will work for you.

Nothing is free, you should be willing to pay the price in every step. Or else, your HOPE and FAITH would something of an idle man's excuse.

Fynestboi: Test your IQ..


http://begent.org/intelquiz.htm

Post what u score here

lolz.... Got 13.

Ghydyon: na 2ru u talk.i dnt want to generalize it cos of sum ppl here**closed lip**.dats y i said wat i knw and passed 2ru b4 dem wil b asking of source.guy i c hell yesterday o bt i tank God,God has called me back 2 heaven...abeg pray 4 me o as i dey cum bak 2day cos no b beans awon educationist gan tin para.i had 2 xtend my stay til 2day jux 2 make sure its successful.

job weldone bro.

Oluwatola5: Lolzz.....it is a spiritual sumfin,jxt make sure u monitor d@ Miketotti whreva he is now, coz i dnt trust d@ guy, i fink he has strtd avin sum shady business' wif dos ASUU guys, is lyk Miketotti z d cause of dis strike afterall

Tola and Miketotti....... You two ft make man belle swell with laftta....rotfl

Oluwatola5: i hope it ends wen ASUU call of d strike....*winks*

lolz........ Dat one no good o

World Greatest1: wat of accting

It is 240 sire.

[quote author=T.ice][color=#990000][/color]na sleep sure pass[/quote]wa shere oga mi

jakesund: EmptyHen'S (MTN) NETWORK IS AS BAD AS A BROKEN MARRIAGE

they held me hostage for a whole day..imagine

i'm porting to NITEL with immediate effectancionz

and in case i'm still missing in action today blame it on emptyhen

na so dem do yesterday o......

Fynestboi: ve plea 4 HIM

ok boss

Samtolly4JESUS: lolz.. Leave or ban?

lolz.... All of the above

@Fynest, antispambot don give Michaeltotti leave o....

Mikkie31: abeq,tell me where its posted nah.

sorry bro, I just called the guy and he said it's Ambrose Ali Uni......... Am sorry for the miscarriage of info.......

I couldn't have said more than this.

Samtolly4JESUS:

Great observation boss! The organizers actually intended to make it more elaborate buh the indifference and lacklustre attitude of other aspirants isn't helping matters.. So they were left with no choice.

Now, anyone who wants a re-shuffle of appointments should voice out their Opinions and the organisers will see to it.

Thumbs up!

well said boss

Kejilee: I grit u all, fynest ,tola nd co

Av invited ma group 2 dis thread

D lee security service (LSS) had plan 2 collabo wit s security here, 4 d safe mind of our ppl all d way frm japan,

#kejilee shakin xkid nd papin#

u are welcome Dr. Lee

gloatkenf: 54 jae, dem history crazy like mad... Whatsapp about 'em admission nah?

I heard their cut-off marks has been pasted o.....

Ibruks: Plz friends,av just bin seein d "help" matas bt i dnt rili knw wot to do again.i want medcin wif agg of 263 nd u knw cut off z 270...plz advise me on who to meet whether lecturers or profs|heard dat onli d board members can help|...PLZZ

kindly take the steps, see the dean of your faculty and any prof or Doctor.