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hackex: I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN MAKE MERIT LIST WITH THIS.. MY CUT IS 248 AND MY AGG IS 248 ..


ANY HOPE?






ANYBODY THERE??






SOMEBODY TALK TO ME PLS............................

Boss me... Una don enter ooooooo go dey do shopping

Samtolly4JESUS: # passes him a plate of k straw...
But,











No use fart kill me here oo

lolz...... Na 20mins fart nao... E no go tay....lolz..

Ghydyon: i wan talk

oya na.... U get section 40 of 1999 Nigerian constitution na lolz...

Samtolly4JESUS: in jackie chan's voice: Eleyii maa dun ooo








#pulls chair in front seat....... Relaxing with K-straw

pulls chair closer and pat him at the bak #pass me k-straw jawe... Tola neva supply me

promisechild: Wow i love this OAU thread very lively how i wish my school thread was lively as this,congrats to those that sail through the cutoff mark.

boss me...... Thanks..... Longest time

gloatkenf: [b]Pastor- is there anyone in the church a testimony... Yeah come on bro, come and share your testimony... Brethren will need it...
Bro. Testifier- [sigh] Good day to all and sundry, I thank God first of all, but second of all I won't wanna waste time at all, I was admitted, nah nah, not hospital, I am talking about school, a varsity, I wouldn't love to mention the name ehn, but the name began with O and ends in U hmmmm... Thanks o, may God bless us all... [turned back to d pastor, held the mic toward him i.e am done testifying...]
Pastor- What! The congregation can't learn a thing from your testimony nah, you even ended your testimony with a long 'hmmmmmmm...[sigh]' elaborate it brother...
Bro. Testifier- Okay my pastor, I was admitted but I rejected the admission kia cos am a virgin... I was given B/F, no not the one you all are thinking about, I was given BLUE FILM for God's sake...imagine...!
[Pastor and all the congregation fainted immediately, except GLOATKENF, everyone was resuscitated after 7 Sundays...] #self composed and improvised...![/b]

lolz.... U don jonz o. Lolz...az in

Austinobisnr: As we expect the 2013/2014 admission list of
the Obafemi Awolowo University, OAU, below
are some cut-off marks:
Accounting-240,
International relations-200,
Public administration- 200,
Local government studies-200,
Agric econs-203,
Animal science-203,
Agric extension-210,
Family health&nutritio n-200,
Crop productn&protec tn-204,
Soil science-219,
English-222,
Lit. in english-228.5,
Dramatic arts-220,
History-213.5,
French-217.5,
German-228,
Portuguese-216. 5,
Music-220,
Linguistics-214 .5,
Philosophy-223. 5,
Religious studies-207,
Yoruba-220.5,
PHE-205,
Int.science-205 ,
Language arts-220,
Social studies-225,
Yoruba edu.-210,
Fine arts edu-215,
Music-200,
Religious studies edu.-210,
History edu-202,
English edu-240,
French edu-205,
Economics edu-230,
Geography edu-215,
Political science edu-230,
Physics edu-205,
Chemistry edu-210,
Biology edu-210,
Maths edu-210,
G&C-220,
Architecture-24 1,
Building-213.5,
URP-209,
Quantity survey-200,
Fine arts-212,
Estate management-200. 5,
Law-254,
Pharmacy-250.5,
BCH-225,
Microbiology-23 0,
Chemistry-200,
Industrial chm.-200,
Geology-200,
Applied geophysics-200,
Statistics-200,
Mathematics-200 ,
Botany-200,
Zoology-200,
Physics-200,
Engr.physics-20 0,
Demography&stat istics-206,
Economics-240,
Geography-207,
Political science-222,
P.P.E-218,
Psychology-215,
Sociology&anthr opology-202,
MEDICINE-270.5,
Dentistry-254.5 ,
Nursing-244.5,
Med.rehab-249,
Agric ENGR-200,
Chemical ENGR-255,
Civil ENGR-246,
Computer sci.&ENGR-250,
Computer sci with Economics-248,
Computer sci with maths-259,
Elect./ elect-257,
Food ENGR-200
Food sci&technology- 200,
Material sci&ENGR-200,
Mechanical ENGR-252.

good job bro.

Thank God for those that scale through the cut-off bridge and WE PRAY that our dear friends that couldn't meet up find favour by His GRACE so we could all give HOLISTIC APPROACH to our thanks-giving on MATRICULATION DAY. {AMEN}.


With that WE want to kindly inform all aspirants of GREAT IFE to acknowledge this message (strictly for OAU aspirants only). As you already know say na OBA AWON UNIVERSITIES parole dey on ground. In order to acknowledge our presence here.



The OAU thread excos nomination/ election for 2013/14 admission thread on Nairaland is going down tonight #9pm prompt. YOU can't afford to miss it.







I see you bosses and bossresses........... #TeamGreatIfe

erm erm

jakesund: this is serious...i will setup a committee to look into the issue of this unholy hijacking...

exactly sir....

jakesund: bro are u on 2go,whatsapp?

sure, DEPAPINX on 2go

jakesund: xkid ma main man...how u dey na??

##calls tola##

JAKE : hello ma sister

tola : yes mr g-flakes

JAKE : xkid is in tha house

tola : really?

JAKE : yes and u know what needs to be done ...8 of d usual

tola : hell no

JAKE : why na?

Tola : he's still owing me for ma last g-flakes delivery

JAKE : forgive and forget the past

tola : no i wont

JAKE : ok collect d money from omole..after all we are his new babies

lolz..... This got me rtfl......

bolaji73: Public admin aspirant start dropping ur 2go username now...bolaji has somfin in stock for u...

Depapinx, Papinx

bolaji73: Public admin aspirant start dropping ur 2go username now...bolaji has somfin in stock for u...

Depapinx, Papinx

vikaosi: The predictions were mostly correct. Art post-ume results were woeful, that's why their cutoff are quite low.

nice point bro.

[quote author=x-kid2000]Jakey,pappy,oluwatola,sammy, una owe me g-flakes oh! Personally requesting for g-flakes from you FOUR! #i no dey smile#[/quote]oga mi....... U know say G-flake and k-straw no be problem #in Sarkodie's voice.lolz

Samtolly4JESUS: seriously

Matric garnished with g flakes and k-straw

lolz........ Good morning bosses and bossresses

Abi na [quote author=Samtolly4JESUS][/quote]na protocol tnsa oga mi oooo

Wa shere

Timichael: ehn,let's do it dz way. D money wey jakes gave u 2 kip 4 him, u rememba money realised frm g-flakes sales? Ehn, gv them 50k. Tell odaz 2 contribute d rest. Tell d chairman make e no 4get 2 pay tithe 4 pastor samtolly o...

lolz..... As e dey go.... Wa gbayi

Messilo: Holding my beer with my right hand, cigarete with my left hand, mbbs the least competitive course, followed by elect/elect, followed by law, followed by pharmacy. *wink*

na first class high tns be ds o.... Wa shere Messilolatic[b][/b]

surest badt man ever liveth

michaeltotti: me ah cnt see any1 oo..av shayyooo..even sev ah dnt know ma name again..nw in bar..clebratyn..u cn join mee..buh na smirnoff tynz ooo...i know want gulder drinker oo

lolz....... Na zobo I want o. #lmao

Oluwatola5: #whispers in2 his ear# try ur bst 2 convince dem, i wld send ur commission 2 u,trust me....and pls dnt disclose dis 2 any1 ooo

#nods in approval# btw na plus 5 congos of G-flake o# lolz....

arrgh!!

Oluwatola5: ok, goin 2 travel 2 Los Angeles 2 get d sucre and k-straw ryt away

everytn na importation o btw u go help me get pako (chewing stick) for Los Angeles o.

whaleylawz: guy,e tire me 2 o,buh am nt xure pd cutoff is out

I think Emmyeuler said somtn abt the pd cutoff . U can check the prev page(s)

Tosdam: Congratulation to those who ve made it through the cutoff, though am a bit concern cos i ve 3.5 behind my cutoff mark..... Going for eng edu, @oluwatola5, hoping to meet u in the faculty.....

However oluwa is involve.... No qualm we shall all celebrate........

Amen boss... All will be well

erm erm

Oluwatola5: nyc, u guys ar 2 raise 100k 4 d party, i shld partake in it buh i kno u guys ar up 2 d task, so raise it and hand it ova 2 me 4 d purchase of d party materials...*winks*

I don't want to say anytn now that my ogas (Samtolly, Fynest,Phtemie,Jake,X-kid, Michaeltotti,Timi and co) at the top wil say another thing.......lolz #dazall

Oluwatola5: u ar d best bro

#looks at the front and bak, ryt and left# #whispers: u ar the bestie# lolz.

[quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]HELLO @ALL, JUST WENT TO MY FACULTY(ADMINISTRATION) NOW, THE CUT OFF ARE QUITE LOW,
ACCT-240
PUB. ADMIN, INTER REL, LOCAL GOVT- 200[/quote]thanks for the report boss.