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#opens the door gently as it squeaks with one eyes closed# erm erm......... I salute una all my ogas o... Samtolly and Jakey you be big tym boss o.......


@michaeltotti but you get that crack voice wey u ft use shakara nao......... Lolz........ #peace as we await the week's blessings

jakesund: lemme add some points

we apply to schools even when we know ASUU will strike..

THATS GAMBLING!!

A short man marries a short woman and expexts the children to be tall..

TWO OF DEM FAIL BIOLOGY FOR SEC SCHOOL.. :p


your ba3 is low and you are still expecting whatsapp message..

NA CRAZE!!

you wanna ask a girl out and u'VE gOt bad breath

THATS SERIOUS!!


u wrote unilag's post jamb and u are checking your name on oau's eportal..

NA SEASON FILM...



evening pals..i'm getting bera ..wanna specially thank those that prayed for me..una prayers dey work oh abeg make una pray make fed govt gimme contract i go settle una

lolz......... Badt man montana

jakesund: Got a call last night from an unknown caller,after a couple of minutes i threatened that i would end the call if the caller does'nt tell me who it is. . .lo and behold it was the popular bully malaria...now that i'm within its grasp i wanna ask y'all to kindly pray for me...thanks..

sorry boss, you are healed by the Greatest Healer insha Allah

Timichael: . Amen ooo... Bt wotz even d 15D? Does barrister sam knw anytn abt technology? Abeg, make i introduce 50D. I bought am yesterday...

dials Jakesund to hint on Timi's whereabout...... Mission frm Samtolly: get 50D from Timi and replace it with 15D.............. #gets 10 armed men along and invade Timi's base...... ------









injects Timi and he sleeps off.

Processing.... 50D taken and replaced with 15D.






Back to camp: dials Samtolly's no:
sir, no shaking the launching is holding the 50D is not ordinary sir but infinity.





Samtolly: O boy u don make me happy ehn........#redresses his agbada himself. Stay alert incase of any development.







Papin: roger sir.

phtemie: Rehearsal for the launching noni..

lolz........ Oga akorin d rehearsal go conk o.... #keep looking ryt and left watching xkid as the lunching is about to get underway#

Samtolly4JESUS: The launching is about to start... #paces around in my white Agbada making sure everything is in order#... Dials papindiho's number in secret... #he picks at first ring: make sure that X kid guy doesn't reach that kastina... Double cross him and bring him to the party... He will wash all the used items#...

dials samtolly back: reporting is CSO sir, the deck is safe no more dust #na so we dey communicate make the congregation no dey eye us...........#lolz

[quote author=x-kid2000]It has been conducted,13th July 2013 to be precise... It'll be quite unfortunate if you missed it,which am sure you didn't.Read your posts on this thread,you are an m.b.b.s candidate,and u said ur pume centre was Chemistry Lab[FAC OF science]! Or are you kidding or something? It seems so tho! # Nobody Invite me come the launching of the 15D oh,,na to scatter am go sure! #runs to katsina[boko haram hq]#[/quote]and I wan talk am say X-kid go vex o........ Chai#no vex boss, na beta post Samtolly wan assign u na im make im dey silent for now

Samtolly4JESUS: did I ask you to talk@Tola? .. I planned to
do the official launching at 12pm. I have to do it
now niyen...... #clears throat# God has blessed this
thread with a new 72' 15D CCTV through me ..
Launching officials goes thus
ChairMan: Samtolly
ChairLady: Miracy
Chief launcher: Fynestboi
MC: Jakesund;P
Welfare: Oluwatola
Chief Security Officer: Papindindho
Choir ministration: phtemie
All shadow aspirants will be my guests;p
Thanks as You honour my invitation. #bows outta
thread#

a ku orire naa. Hope say additional bouncers dey ready cos of Mike and Doyin o #whispers to samtolly# lolz...........

Florblu: Can i submit during the strike?

sure, you can.

Oluwatola5: dis ur BIG-BROTHERship sef don taya me, e don pass d@ of d@ borin book 1984, ayaf told u bros d@ i must b bigz

B.B Fynest go consider your point o..... But wait where is Shakur now...... The guy just bone this thread. Abi im dey on evangelist missions ni.lolz..

Oluwatola5: Ah, nawa 4 u oh, dunno wut u want law 4 wen dramatic arts is shinnin it's teeth @u.....em, d@ reminds me, i cant still bliv am stuck wif u 4 life as my broda #eyes soakd#

lolz.......... Laffing in french

doyinmolah: Papindinho, eeku odun ooooo, many happy returns ooooo, remember to send my rice and meat ooooooo, dont eat it alone

oga mi, we just gentle for here o... Anyways, all the goodies go fly bokum come your side. Lolz

lolz. [quote author=morgan**g]boss i hail oo!! Shebi una don blast oau post ume...my oga fynest u urself nd oda oau first choice cand blast d exam barbatically!!abeg make una live UI for us to manage jejeticaly....
Lols ***winks***[/quote]i sight you o. Success na d surest to all aspirants.

Fynestboi: *vex give im hot blow for jaw* e be like say you chop eba without stew ryt?


who dash you gal frnd for dis thread? who sign an 4 u? who elp you woo er? who gave you go ahead? make i stop 4 naw.......

lolz. Abi o.

wow!! Am so so happy sosorically. Thank God for ma boss o.@fynest and other second choice aspirants.