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I comment my reserve like X-kid.....lolz

all is well.... Dats another sign of an end to ASUU/FG saga..........

jakesund: Moment of truth....!!!


All the best to ma brothers and sisters in arm!!

O Jake!! Say sometn nao.........

confirmation needed o..... Hausa and teaser4 where ar you

KUDOS on the 500th page bosses and bossresses........... I pray that UI get you considered as the best and first to be admitted as you will undoubtably excel in your exams..... God Bless you

Timichael: Hmmmm... Guyz, pls nd pls, it seems i av gotn a tip of wot ASUU demands 4rm d FG. D thing simple o, bt we no think dat way. Shebi,u na want ASUU CALL off d strike,na mtn credit them dey ask govt 4. According 2 wot i discussed with dia chairman, he said if he get #100 credit nw, he go call strike make him off. Since every good tinz start 4rm oau, let's decide on hw 2 contribute da money nd send it 2 ASUU. D earlier d beta... A word, they say, is...

lolz.....Timi u no serious o ehn.....smh

papindinho: TYRANT: a person qualified with high sense of lawlessness and gross injustice

TAILOR: a person that makes dress

Fynestboi: oya start am naw naw be4 i binu

no vex moment is when u ar on a queue u mistakenly elbow the chest of a girl and u gave her a sorry smile with the remarks of #abeg, na mistake, no vex

Kejilee: Specially 4 u. On nairaland scroll down trust me this will put a smile on your face, make your day, or help you <3


Every night , someone thinks about you before they go to sleep,


At least fifteen people in this world love you.


The only reason someone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you


There are at least two people in this world that would die for you


You mean the world to someone.


Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.


When you make the biggest mistake ever,something good comes from it.


When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look.

Always remember the compliments you've received.


Forget the rude remarks.


So if you are a loving friend, send this to everyone on your list including the person that sent it to you.


Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you.


Something good will happen to you between 12 in the morning and four o'clock pm tomorrow, it could be anywere . Get ready for the biggest shock in your life


If you break this chain YOU will be cursed with relationship problems for the next ten years . Send this to fifteen people in fifteen minutes !!

Make Someone else's day! Help get a smile on someone's face! Help someone out! <3 remember that your loved
F.R.I.E.N.D.S. 
= Fight for you
= Respect you
= Involve you
= Encourage you
= Need you
= Deserve you
= Save you

Send this to all your friends & me if I'm one......If you get 4 back u r liked but if u get 7 back then u r seriously loved 

Specially 4 u On nairaland scroll down trust me this will put a smile on your face, make your day, or help you <3


Every night , someone thinks about you before they go to sleep,


At least fifteen people in this world love you.


The only reason someone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you


There are at least two people in this world that would die for you


You mean the world to someone.


Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.


When you make the biggest mistake ever,something good comes from it.


When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look.

Always remember the compliments you've received.


Forget the rude remarks.


So if you are a loving friend, send this to everyone on your list including the person that sent it to you.


Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you.


Something good will happen to you between 12 in the morning and four o'clock pm tomorrow, it could be anywere . Get ready for the biggest shock in your life


If you break this chain YOU will be cursed with relationship problems for the next ten years . Send this to fifteen people in fifteen minutes !!

Make Someone else's day! Help get a smile on someone's face! Help someone out! <3 remember that your loved
F.R.I.E.N.D.S. 
= Fight for you
= Respect you
= Involve you
= Encourage you
= Need you
= Deserve you
= Save you

Send this to all your friends & me if I'm one......If you get 4 back u r liked but if u get 7 back then u r seriously loved [

Fynestboi: ERRANT: doing something wrong

TYRANT: a person qualified with high sense of lawlessness and gross injustice

toluxe0075: Hello everyone in the house!!!! I dey on my idobale dey hail all my boss wey dey here o

lolz........... Erm erm... Early press-up gives good body exercise #keep it up!! *winks*

Fynestboi: #lyunch im slap 4 face#

#screams# #erm erm but Oga wetin I do nao..... Abi my face don commit any crime ni wey be say na im slam like u dey slam door ehn... Biko oga, about the money ehn, I no go chop alone, my own na chop make I chop but na d ratio go dey different o...lolz

Fynestboi: lobatan

hahahahahahaahahahahahahaa

Kendzyma: Se diz nigga wey dem cal omole dey slip ni?he should @ least releas d cut of na,to no my fate! Suspenc don tire me na!..

lolz..... Oga, all will be well..........

the morning rays that exumes from the dawn of a new day is that bright mentality the nature has left unturned has various nights were filled with turbulent events amidst others of tranquil experience of the dark night.......

Whether yesterday was hectic, bad, great or name it in your own words the new day is an opportunity to accept what comes with the beautiful ,orning rays and take it with OPTIMISM from the onset. Dress yourself dressily enough to suit your destinations today with the suit of OPTIMISM all on your mind and it sure is gonna be a greater day if yesterday was great and a serene one if that of the other time was tumultuous.....


Don't forget to add the daily cosmetics:

Be Sanguine about your targets for the day;

Be persistence with your mindset regardless of any issue;

Be ready for plans ahead of exigencies;

wear a smile as it fortunately costs nothing;

don't forget that living is not a duty well actualised without making a lasting impression on those around you;

lastly, before every step out put God first and thus it promises to be a greatest day ever witnessed.









Close ur eyes let's pray
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AMEN............

(HUNGER ooooooooo)

Fynestboi: DOES IT MEAN DAT ALL DOSE DAT WNT DIS THREAD TO MOVE RE JUST JOKNG OR IS IT DAT MAI GAME IS TO HARD EWO NI NINU MEJEJI??

maybe, abi make we play "e ma binu moment (no vex moment)" #just suggestion..........

Oluwatola5: d@ shadow aspirant abi? Me sef i kno she lyks money die, God will save her sha...

b4 God save am ehn......... I wan quickly tap from the money ooooooo .... #where is She? #looks left and right#

Samtolly4JESUS: TOLA: one small girl like that wey like money.

lolz........ Chai!! So, g-flake biz na big money entrago loop-hole..... Erm erm I no mind bn an apprentice oooooo #lolz

Fynestboi: yepa mogbe mami oooo wey i even tnk say u go endorse am naw wey u dn reveal d secret behind ur pikin wealth naw hw we go take chop naw *kawo mori* *seat dwn 4 floor put hand ur mouth stat to dey suck* COL

O boy, na grammar importation be ds ni abi one ft port name com turn am to grammar ni.....

Samtolly4JESUS: oya make I add 50 join.. Make you take buy egg roll

lolz....... O boy!! Na case be tthis oooooo #looks left and right and whispers to his ear# won't u appease to the gods of unknown.........lolz

Kejilee: Gud mawin pals


#stayblessed

Morning boss lee

jakesund: I'll like to address the whole house...

Morning fellow aspirants..
And shadow aspirants as well
In as much as i would like to bash saheven ,i think i'll let it go ..its kinda hard but i just have to...i'm sorry to disappoint those looking forward to that ..well this room should be for the benefit of all,and it would be selfish of me to turn it into a warzone..

For the first time in ma life,i'm walking away from a provocation ...and it feels good...


I'm also sorry to disappoint some haters , i wont be relenting in ma efforts to make this thread lively while praying we all get to the promise land(oau) this year...

Without criticism how can we get better...

We must value peace above our ego

i luff u all so mush but i still love ma gahrie more


##jake stops a bike##

bikeman : where u dey go

JAKE : e no too far..

Bikeman : oga na where na

JAKE : dreamland,how much

Bikeman : #500

JAKE : na witch u wan carry

bikeman : una plenty na

JAKE : who plenty

bike man : look ya back na

##jake looks back and still cant see anyone and starts to freak out##

bikeman : una dey go ni?

JAKE : Oga if na play stop am

bikeman : i serious...look ya back u go see them..fyn boys and girls in oau matric gown

JAKE : oh...u mean ma shadow aspirants?

Bikeman : e be like so

JAKE : oga dey go we go trek


##bike man zooms off....and jake brings out SHADOW KOBOKO...turns back and smiles##

JAKE : i will flog d shadow out of u ..una must be visible aspirants by force

lolz..... That's it oga mi..... Human beings (beans) dey do like toin toin atyms..... Jah Bless u oga mi

gbam!!!!

Kendzyma: haha,evn micheal jackson d rich nigga went and neva cam bak,nt to talk of me...aniway...just veiwin d whol tin frm heaven with my ur 15d...xory i borowd/stole it,aniway av returnd it*flyin bak to earth,and lands at sahara desert*

btw shey na crash-land abi na crash-flight happen ni.....lolz #abi u get estate for sahara desert.......

lolz..... I don miss badderly

Oluwatola5: abomiSTATE, abomiNATION and abomiCONTINENT!!!!! u av 2 rule out dos 3 guys oo,Jakey z my blood, Pappy z my buddy of life while Samtolly and I ar mum&son, father&daughter niece&nephew(dont boda tryin 2 figure wut d@ means)....so next set of pple pls

hahahahahahahaha... That's it o #x-kid oya, go find ur specimen elsewhere ooooooo

lwkmfh erm erm #clears throat [quote author=x-kid2000]lols... I know u no fit kill me,buh abeg first use jakey,pappy%samtolly test the garri,its 4 security purpose![/quote]but u knw say I no do science for skul nao why I go com turn specimen for here ......lolz:...

erm #clears throat# [quote author=x-kid2000]lols...mayb i shld just hire u instead,papy is having a closer relationship with jake,dnt trust him..[/quote]but u knw say a good CSO suppose get connection to secret service agents...... So, dats wassup....

Oluwatola5: enh!!! No b my gharrie b d@ oo, e b lyk sey sum infiltrators don dey pirate my garri ooo;(....i suspect Michealtotti

lolz...... #Nods# that guy sure pass nao....

Fynestboi: SAME OLD STORY

abi o