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PoliticsRe: Court Nullifies ADC Congresses In Atiku’s Adamawa State 6 Days To INEC Deadline by Parachoko: 9:29am On May 05
BarrElChapo:
APC is a wicked political party and their brand of politics is disgusting
This Is the way people like you Fail exam

The person who took the case to court is boldly written in the article.

Why he took the case to court is boldly written on the Article, but you choose to blame Tulumbu for Atiku's failure in Adamawa State.
PoliticsRe: Court Nullifies ADC Congresses In Atiku’s Adamawa State 6 Days To INEC Deadline by Parachoko:
Watch as Asgard AMINDA go lay the blame on Tulumbu

As things dey go, nah only Asgard AMINDA and Atiku go remain for the ADC grin
HealthRe: I Just Saw Blood In My Urine by Parachoko:
Freshtruth:
I am 37yrs old man I work offshore just going for my time off the hotel my company lodge me I just woke up and I was feeling the need to defecate ( shit) as I was defecating I began to urinate I felt sharp pain in my penis after am done I was about to flush I discovered blood stains I taught maybe is a stain in the wbc untll I look at my penis I discovered I just reuniate blood . Omo I put . My 2 hands in my head thinking na so life take end for me . I have not be able to sleep all night. Not married no child now this . Has anyone experience this before? Blood also in my siliva for months now but I didn't take it serious but this one I just saw now fear done grip me like this
This Is not a big deal, just go and see a doctor in a good hospital because it's an early sign something is wrong in your body system

You will be fine if you treat the problem as soon as possible
PoliticsRe: NDC: Lawyer Alleges Forgery In Egwuaba's APM Resignation Letter by Parachoko: 9:24pm On May 04
Evergreen4:
APC wants to infiltrate NDC after destroying LP and ADC with unending Court cases.
Before Atiku joined the ADC, the ADC has over 10 different cases in Court.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Rejected His Brother’s Contract Application When He Was A Governor(vid by Parachoko: 9:06pm On May 04

PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Rejected His Brother’s Contract Application When He Was A Governor(vid by Parachoko:
Ezeama400:
Your lies have a been debunked over and over again.. Give it a break bro..
What's the crime in borrowing?

Onitsha looks like a piggery under Peter Obi's watch.

Infrastructure was bad in all the LG areas in Anambra state throughout his watch

The only solid road Obi built throughout his tenure was a 6km federal road in Onitsha

Peter Obi didn't hold Local Government election till when he was about to handover to Obiano

Obi tenure in Anambra state is a disaster
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Rejected His Brother’s Contract Application When He Was A Governor(vid by Parachoko: 8:59pm On May 04
Ezeama400:
/video/1?s=46

Nlfpmod Nlfpmod
But he could invest millions of dollars that belongs to Anambra Government in a Business his family has an interest in
PoliticsRe: POWER SECTOR CRISES: Band Regime Collapses, Discos Miss Delivery Targets by Parachoko: 8:56pm On May 04
I'm on Band A, but Since February, I only enjoy light for about 15hrs a day
PoliticsRe: Chinese Firms Sign Mou Towards Restart, Expansion Of Warri, PH Refinery by Parachoko: 8:51pm On May 04
So what happens to all the billions of dollars Kyari used to repair the refineries huh

I'm fully confident Asiwaju Government will eventually make the Warri and PH refinery work
PoliticsRe: Wike Picks Alabo George For Rivers Governorship by Parachoko: 8:48pm On May 04
LibertyRep:
SIM should move to NDC. ASAP
Nah Which kin advise be this? He will be so dumb to move to the NDC
PoliticsRe: 62 Nigerians Detained In Uganda, Denied Access To Lawyer by Parachoko: 7:38pm On May 04
SmartPolician:
Your Tinubu has reduced Nigeria to nothing! That's why mushroom countries can illegally detain Nigerians after they have met all legal requirements to spread Christ's Gospel in their country
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RomanceRe: She Stopped Picking My Calls After This by Parachoko: 6:38pm On May 04
Haydens:
A wise and senile human will remind you 3-4 days before he visits you including your relatives. How will you feel if someone gives you an impromptu visit ? If you are easily accessible then you are common.
Well, your personal opinion
RomanceRe: She Stopped Picking My Calls After This by Parachoko: 5:39pm On May 04
lovediehatelive:
Few weeks ago I met a girl and kept contact with her.

Everything was going on smoothly until I asked her to come to my place.


I already prepared my mind for 'NO', and that's what I actually got. I felt it's the usual not wanting to appear cheap so I tried again, she said she was busy.

It was on a Saturday. I lock up and continued with my life. The next day (Sunday) Mancity and Arsenal had match and I wasn't missing it for anything.

If she had accepted to come over, I would have planned my schedules so as to watch the game after that be with her or so.

But since she wasn't positive after second trial I assumed she won't be coming again.

Lo and behold just before the end of 1st half, (after Dounaruma mistake that Harvertz scored) her call came in, and she wanted to come!


Told her I was watching match I'll call her when I'm done.

That was it.

After the game I called but she didn't pick up. Messaged her on WhatsApp but she's not replying.


Since then she's been giving me attitude.

She's supposed to let me know on time, at least a day before, so that I plan my day, not towards evening by 5PM of the same day.



It's not as if I rejected her, I just can't leave my match for her even though I later called.

Has anyone ever experienced such?
You're not a serious person bro

Person call you say she wan come, you dey talk say you dey watch match

If nah me b the lady, I will just block and delete your number

Even if a male friend do this kin thing to me, nah the end of our friendship b that
PoliticsRe: 62 Nigerians Detained In Uganda, Denied Access To Lawyer by Parachoko: 5:34pm On May 04
All this useless and yeye African countries dey always pass thier boundary
PoliticsRe: Here Is Your President In 2027 (photo) by Parachoko: 5:33pm On May 04
Sheuns:
Only the northern votes can stop Tinubu in 2027. As El Rufai predicted, we may have a re run election next year.
How much are you willing to Bet?

There will be no rerun
PoliticsRe: Here Is Your President In 2027 (photo) by Parachoko: 5:31pm On May 04
EmpressF0911:
He's one million times better than Tinubu. Tinubu na suegbe.

We all know that South West and North won't vote for Peter Obi because he's Igbo. so who do you suggest?
In 2027, your oga will be humbled because it's the turn of Southern Nigeria
PoliticsRe: My Prediction For 2027 Presidential Elections Results In All States...... by Parachoko: 1:54pm On May 04
enemyofprogress:
My prediction for 2027 presidential Elections Results in all states, after careful study.

Any surprise?

1. Lagos
APC Tinubu/Shettima: 620,000 votes
NDC Obi/Kwankwaso: 850,000 votes
ADC Atiku/Makinde: 90,000 votes

2. Oyo
APC: 400,000 votes
NDC: 450,000 votes
ADC: 480,000 votes WINNER

3. Ogun
- APC: 510,000 votes WINNER
- NDC: 300,000 votes
- ADC: 120,000 votes

4. Ondo
- APC: 350,000 votes WINNER
- NDC: 180,000 votes
- ADC: 100,000 votes

5. Ekiti
- APC: 220,000 votes WINNER
- NDC: 90,000 votes
- ADC: 70,000 votes

6. Osun
- APC: 320,000 votes
- NDC: 280,000 votes
- ADC: 350,000 votes WINNER

SOUTH WEST TOTAL: APC 2,420,000 NDC 2,150,000 | ADC 1,210,000

1. Anambra NDC: 950,000 | APC: 20,000 ADC: 15,000

2. Enugu NDC: 600,000 | APC: 10,000 | ADC: 20,000

3. Imo NDC: 550,000 | APC: 80,000 | ADC: 40,000

4. Abia NDC: 480,000 | APC: 8,000 | ADC: 12,000

5. Ebonyi NDC: 420,000 | APC: 40,000 | ADC: 30,000

SOUTH EAST TOTAL:NDC 3,000,000 APC 158,000 | ADC 117,000

1. River NDC: 680,000 | ADC: 400,000 | APC: 300,000

2. Delta NDC: 550,000 | ADC: 350,000 | APC: 180,000

3. Edo NDC: 420,000 | ADC: 150,000 | APC: 100,000

4. Akwa Ibom ADC: 420,000 | NDC: 350,000 | APC: 100,000

5. Bayelsa ADC: 200,000 | NDC: 120,000 | APC: 40,000

6. Cross River NDC: 300,000 | ADC: 180,000 | APC: 120,000

SOUTH SOUTH TOTAL: NDC 2,420,000 | ADC 1,700,000 | APC 840,000

1. Benue NDC: 520,000 | APC: 350,000 | ADC: 200,000

2. Kogi APC: 420,000 | NDC: 250,000 | ADC: 180,000

3. Kwara APC: 380,000 | NDC: 200,000 | ADC: 150,000

4. Nasarawa NDC: 480,000 | APC: 220,000 | ADC: 180,000

5. Niger APC: 450,000 | NDC: 300,000 | ADC: 220,000

6. Plateau NDC: 600,000 | APC: 150,000 | ADC: 100,000

7. FCT NDC: 400,000 | APC: 80,000 | ADC: 60,000 NDC WINNER

NORTH CENTRAL TOTAL: NDC 2,750,000 | APC 2,050,000 | ADC 1,090,000

1. Kano NDC: 1,600,000 | APC: 500,000 | ADC: 400,000

2. Kaduna NDC: 900,000 | ADC: 700,000 | APC: 600,000

3. Katsina ADC: 800,000 | APC: 700,000 | NDC: 500,000

4. Sokoto ADC: 500,000 | APC: 400,000 | NDC: 350,000

5. Kebbi ADC: 400,000 | APC: 350,000 | NDC: 250,000

6. Zamfara APC: 450,000 | ADC: 300,000 | NDC: 200,000

7. Jigawa APC: 400,000 | ADC: 350,000 | NDC: 300,000

NORTH WEST TOTAL: NDC 4,100,000 | ADC 3,450,000 | APC 3,400,000

1. Adamawa ADC: 600,000 | NDC: 300,000 | APC: 200,000

2. Bauchi NDC: 550,000 | ADC: 500,000 | APC: 350,000

3. Borno APC: 700,000 | ADC: 300,000 | NDC: 200,000

4. Gombe ADC: 350,000 | NDC: 250,000 | APC: 200,000

5. Taraba ADC: 400,000 | NDC: 350,000 | APC: 150,000

6. Yobe ADC: 350,000 | APC: 300,000 | NDC: 180,000

NORTH EAST TOTAL: ADC 2,500,000 | APC 1,900,000 | NDC 1,830,000

FINAL RESULT — 37 STATES + FCT

NDC Peter Obi/Kwankwaso:
- Total Votes: 16,250,000
- States Won: 20 State
- 25% in: 28 States

APC Tinubu/Shettima
- Total Votes: 10,768,000
- States Won: 9 States

ADC Atiku/Makinde:
- Total Votes: 10,067,000
- States Won: 8 States

WINNER: NDC OBI/KWANKWASO 20 States + Majority + Constitutional spread
#NDC #PETEROBI2027

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Your permutation is very wrong

The voter turn out in 2027 might not even b up to 2023 turnout

Your analysis in some states like Rivers state funny sha grin

Obi can't defeat Asiwaju in the south south
PoliticsRe: 2027 Victory Is Not Guaranteed For APC (tinubu); See Analysis (pics) by Parachoko: 1:50pm On May 04
Useless Analysis
PoliticsRe: Now I Know Tinubu's Policies Aren't The Problem - Farooq Kperogi by Parachoko: 9:44am On May 04
aswani:
They certainly helped President Tinubu. Don't forget Northerners voted President Tinubu over Atiku in 2023 and there is a statistic about more of them, percentage wise, voting for him than Yoruba people did.
Nigerians from the North and South made Asiwaju the President

We will make him the President again in 2027
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Ex Imo State Governor Ihedioha Resigns From ADC Set To Decamp To NDC by Parachoko: 9:43am On May 04
kingbee90:
Just as only yarimo and Bulaba go soon remain for APC as things dey go
The joke is on you
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Ex Imo State Governor Ihedioha Resigns From ADC Set To Decamp To NDC by Parachoko: 6:27am On May 04
Nah Atiku and Asgard AMINDA go remain for the ADC as things dey go
PoliticsRe: Now I Know Tinubu's Policies Aren't The Problem - Farooq Kperogi by Parachoko: 6:20am On May 04
aswani:
To be fair, President Tinubu needed Northern votes and got it mainly though President Buhari's goodwill in not (totally) betraying the agreement they had.
Nigerians made Asiwaju the President

Northern votes alone can't make anybody the president of Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: You're Untrustworthy - El-rufai Ally Dumps Peter Obi by Parachoko: 11:45pm On May 03
seunmsg:
Peter Obi was Atiku's only pathway to victory. With Obi on the ballot from a different party, Atiku stands absolutely no chance. Even if a combination of Aregbe, Amaechi and Makinde were to be his running mates, he still won't be able to get 10% in any southern states. So, it's understandable why Atiku's supporters are angry.
I don't want to be in Asgard AMINDA'S shoe right now grin
PoliticsRe: Sir Mike Arnold Views On Peter Obi Leaving ADC. Photo by Parachoko: 11:20pm On May 03
PresidentMUGABE:
TO Mr. Peter Obi,

You did the right thing this morning. Walking out of the ADC took courage. It also took clarity.

You named what most Nigerians have been afraid to name — that the same state and its agents that captured Labour Party in 2023 captured the ADC in 2026. Same machine. Different jersey.

That is the truth. And you said it out loud.

For that, you deserve commendation. Not endorsement — commendation. Because you took a step in the right direction, and steps in the right direction are rare in Nigerian politics.

Now keep going.

Let APC and ADC split the Caliphate vote between themselves. Let the men who built this cage fight over who gets to sit on the throne. They have the same owners. They will end with the same outcome.

You have a different road open to you now. The road of the people.

Millions of displaced Nigerians have no voice. Give them one. Make sure they have a vote.

Millions are crying for self-determination. Give them a real pathway. Put it on the ballot.

Call for a new constitution. Not an amendment. A new one — written by the people, ratified by the people. The 1999 document is a colonial contraption.

Call for a free 2027 election under international supervision. Not INEC. Not the agents who hounded you out of two parties. The world.

Do not compromise. The world is watching. Be the champion Nigerians need to end this 66-year nightmare.

Sir, you have left the machine.

Now join the people and help dismantle it.

#EarthShaker

Sir Mike Arnold
Sir Mike Arnold
PoliticsRe: FG's Road Construction In Mabilla Hills, Taraba State by Parachoko: 5:49pm On May 03
Originalsly:
It is people like you that have the country in the state it is today..... if your candidate is in power ...then everything done by the FG is perfect ...no room for constructive criticism ...no room for improvement ... no mistakes or missteps made.

The first photo is at the beginning of the video ... there is no drainage nor retaining wall ... no parapet to serve as a buffer zone in case of rain and run offs...it will go directly on the road. It is likely to happen because the soil is not the stable type.

The second photo is just to give what you asked for ...a mountainous road with a drainage system. Now you know they do exist...or ...you can shout AI photo.

The third photo is what is likely to happen ...road erosion l wash out.

We are here to learn....constructive criticism welcomed.
Where is the pictures?

I've never seen Mountainous roads with Drainage system before

I'm still waiting for you to show me pictures or YouTube videos of Mountainous roads with Drainage system
PoliticsRe: Just In: Ex-zamfara Senator Kabir Marafa Dumps ADC For NDC by Parachoko: 5:37pm On May 03
otrasane:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XFmpat8g94?si=M2A6c-Do5LMjgWnD




Ex-Zamfara Senator Kabir Marafa Dumps ADC for NDC
He joined last week before Obi.

At this rate, nah only Atiku and Asgard AMINDA go remain for ADC
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu In Prison by Parachoko: 4:23pm On May 03
showboy2301:
I'm just surprised that everyone is going about their work and businesses without some activists and lawyers coming out to help Nnamdi Kanu out of prison.

So it means he will just remain there like that? Chai.

People will forget you easily, just don't live to impress anyone.
The only thing can help the situation right now is if he's given a Presidential Pardon.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Data Boys Stunned By Obi's Defection by Parachoko: 4:21pm On May 03
SadiqBabaSani:
These online Bandits are bitter because Obi has jumped one trap which was the set up to destroy ADC.


APC should go back to the drawing table and restrategize. Obi best then on this one
When Obi left for the ADC, I thought he was no more interested in contesting for the Presidency.

He shouldn't have gone to the ADC at all
Foreign AffairsRe: The US Criticizes Zambia For Refusing Their $1Bn Deal by Parachoko: 4:19pm On May 03
dominique:
Do you seriously believe this is a joint venture? If Zambia brings out $340m, how much percentage from the sales of the finished goods will be remitted to them? How much will Zambia buy the finished goods? Zambia has recognised that this is pure extortion and exploitation of the highest order. If cutting off medical aids is what will allow Zambia preserve the ownership of their minerals, so be it!
I totally agree with you

The Zambians are not even complaining.
PoliticsRe: APC Crisis Deepens As Ajose Rejects GAC Pressure, Dismisses Tinubu Endorsement by Parachoko: 3:06pm On May 03
MarketDispatch:
Why did APC sell forms when they had already chosen a candidate?
You're asking a childish question

Anybody with common sense knows no political party can stop a party member from buying available forms
PoliticsRe: APC Crisis Deepens As Ajose Rejects GAC Pressure, Dismisses Tinubu Endorsement by Parachoko: 3:05pm On May 03
Gotocourt:
Baba Sope style of politics is gradually collapsing 📌.
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PoliticsRe: "Political nomad": Bayo Onanuga reacts to Peter Obi's resignation from ADC by Parachoko: 2:59pm On May 03
Okoroawusa:
The guy just no know which way again
At all

Few days ago, he didn't see all this coming

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