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Foreign AffairsRe: Mali, Burkina Faso Deploy Warplanes In Niger After Fresh ECOWAS Threat by Parachoko: 6:25pm On Aug 19, 2023
The NAF will eat their militaries
PoliticsRe: Yorubanization Of Finance of Nigeria By Tinubu by Parachoko: 2:55pm On Aug 19, 2023
[quote author=AfonjaConehead post=125214641][/quote]The Pandora Clown From Agulu Will Never become the President Of The Federal Republic Of Nigeria

On Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu Mandate I Stand Gidigba tongue

PoliticsRe: Why Tinubu Must Restore Fuel Subsidies Now - Farooq A. Kperogi by Parachoko: 2:53pm On Aug 19, 2023
Kukutente23:
You can stand anywhere you like. That's none of my business. Your Asiwaju won with only 8m votes. You must be highly deluded to call that absolute majority.
He's also failing spectacularly so far. You should concern yourself with that instead of making prophecy about 2031
Whether He Fail or Not, He will Rule Nigeria till 2031

On Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu Mandate I Stand Gidigba tongue

PoliticsRe: 6 Islamic Clerics Oppose Tinubu, Ask Muslims Not To Vote Him by Parachoko: 1:08pm On Aug 19, 2023
Kaiser20:
If the Nationwide protest Against Tinubu continues he might abandon his greedy ambition and escape to Paris for mental health checkup
You're right Boss
PoliticsRe: 6 Islamic Clerics Oppose Tinubu, Ask Muslims Not To Vote Him by Parachoko: 1:07pm On Aug 19, 2023
NaijaRoyalty:
shut up abeg
Nigerians Rejected Pandora and Atiku
PoliticsRe: 6 Islamic Clerics Oppose Tinubu, Ask Muslims Not To Vote Him by Parachoko: 1:06pm On Aug 19, 2023
Arysexy:
Tinubu will receive the greatest shock of his life come February 2023.

I pray the partial stroke he has won't turn to full stroke
grin
PoliticsRe: 6 Islamic Clerics Oppose Tinubu, Ask Muslims Not To Vote Him by Parachoko: 1:05pm On Aug 19, 2023
Laggafin:
Chai the agbado cum cassava maestro will soon have agbado heart failure cuz he's been scammed and dumped
grin
PoliticsRe: 6 Islamic Clerics Oppose Tinubu, Ask Muslims Not To Vote Him by Parachoko: 1:03pm On Aug 19, 2023
APCNGN:
The election result would look like this:

1. Atiku
2. Peter Obi.
3. Tinubu's.
Asiwaju is a Very Wicked Somebody, He Defeated Your First and Second Choice grin
PoliticsRe: 6 Islamic Clerics Oppose Tinubu, Ask Muslims Not To Vote Him by Parachoko: 1:02pm On Aug 19, 2023
Penguin2:
Lol

Remember the adage that says, “if you sell your brother to strangers, the buyer (the strangers) will never trust you”? Because a man who can sell his brother, can sell anyone.

The funny thing is that Tinubu betrayed the entire South to please the north and enthrone Buhari to power; thinking he’d become the poster boy of the north when 2023 elections come.

2023 elections are here and Tinubu is running from pillar to post to still prove himself to northerners. The idiot even had to fly a Muslim-Muslim ticket, yet, nothing come out.

It is a lesson to southern political fools like Umahi, Uzodimma, Okorocha, OUK, Amaechi, and the idiots who defend these fools here Nairaland… you will not gain popularity by licking northern asses.

The implication of licking northern asses is that while you lose popularity in your native south, the north knows you are fooling around so they can give you power.

All those who have licked northern asses in the past have failed; from Awolowo to Abiola to Okorocha to Amaechi to Orji Uzor Kalu to Umahi, etc; and now Tinubu is about to join that long list.

Obasanjo didn’t have to urinate all over the north before he gained power.

Jonathan didn’t have to go holding colloquiums at Arewa House before he gained power. If anything, he lost power when he went on the voyage of trying to please the north at the expense of the south; including his native Southsouth.

So, if you are a southern politician, or an upcoming one, don’t go bowing to the north thinking that’s what will give you power.

But don’t make yourself their enemy either like Wike.

Be you, be original and never value strangers over your people.

Be wise!!!
Northeners Humbled You cheesy


Asiwaju Defeated Atiku and Pandora in the North. Your Long Analysis belongs to The Dustbin grin
PoliticsRe: 6 Islamic Clerics Oppose Tinubu, Ask Muslims Not To Vote Him by Parachoko: 12:53pm On Aug 19, 2023
paramakina202:
The North will be very naive to vote Tinubu whom they know very that he lacks integrity,he is very corrupt,He is physically and mentality unfit to do any work,so based what will they even think about voting a man like that?
budaatum:
I guess you think all the North is Northern APC, and can't consider that there might be Northern PDP and even those in APC who might think make our pikin Atiku do am, and that's not to talk of Northerners who have become obidient and are making themselves Yusful by labouring to ensure no feeling of desperation could possibly make bad ways work this time.
APCNGN:
The election result would look like this:

1. Atiku
2. Peter Obi.
3. Tinubu's.
Racoon:
They will finally throw the desperate emilokan bullion vans druggie to the dustbin of history
Penguin2:
Lol

Remember the adage that says, “if you sell your brother to strangers, the buyer (the strangers) will never trust you”? Because a man who can sell his brother, can sell anyone.

The funny thing is that Tinubu betrayed the entire South to please the north and enthrone Buhari to power; thinking he’d become the poster boy of the north when 2023 elections come.

2023 elections are here and Tinubu is running from pillar to post to still prove himself to northerners. The idiot even had to fly a Muslim-Muslim ticket, yet, nothing come out.

It is a lesson to southern political fools like Umahi, Uzodimma, Okorocha, OUK, Amaechi, and the idiots who defend these fools here Nairaland… you will not gain popularity by licking northern asses.

The implication of licking northern asses is that while you lose popularity in your native south, the north knows you are fooling around so they can give you power.

All those who have licked northern asses in the past have failed; from Awolowo to Abiola to Okorocha to Amaechi to Orji Uzor Kalu to Umahi, etc; and now Tinubu is about to join that long list.

Obasanjo didn’t have to urinate all over the north before he gained power.

Jonathan didn’t have to go holding colloquiums at Arewa House before he gained power. If anything, he lost power when he went on the voyage of trying to please the north at the expense of the south; including his native Southsouth.

So, if you are a southern politician, or an upcoming one, don’t go bowing to the north thinking that’s what will give you power.

But don’t make yourself their enemy either like Wike.

Be you, be original and never value strangers over your people.

Be wise!!!
ChangetheChange:
No Buhari on the ballot in 2023, Atiku has the North bloc Votes secured, Tinubu is wasting his time if he thinks Muslim Muslim ticket will bamboozle the Northern Muslim voters to vote for him ... Quote me anywhere
NGsultan:
If Tinubu see 1 million votes in this coming election, him try.
APCNGN:
Tinubu dey OYO grin
Aso Rock you Mean grin

PoliticsRe: 6 Islamic Clerics Oppose Tinubu, Ask Muslims Not To Vote Him by Parachoko: 12:52pm On Aug 19, 2023
SmellyNyash:
grin
Kai !! It's very challenging to they support bad market

Anybody still supporting and campaigning for Tilinbu deserve to be stoned alive

How can some adults be irredeemably stewpid and wicked for themselves tueh

If u are supporting Tilinbu to come and start where Buhari stopped, that's how Ur life and Ur generation will stop
grin
PoliticsRe: 6 Islamic Clerics Oppose Tinubu, Ask Muslims Not To Vote Him by Parachoko: 12:51pm On Aug 19, 2023
Omoslim26:
Before December all he will have left will be his Action Congress grin
Can Action Congress win any State aside Lagos as it stands now??
LWKM 🤣
PoliticsRe: 6 Islamic Clerics Oppose Tinubu, Ask Muslims Not To Vote Him by Parachoko: 12:51pm On Aug 19, 2023
Rekhina:
And he will lose in southwest.
He is indeed a Bat
grin
PoliticsRe: 6 Islamic Clerics Oppose Tinubu, Ask Muslims Not To Vote Him by Parachoko: 12:50pm On Aug 19, 2023
Totilopussylick:
Tinubu political ambition and desperation have finished his career tongue undecided tongue
grin
PoliticsRe: Why Tinubu Must Restore Fuel Subsidies Now - Farooq A. Kperogi by Parachoko: 12:43pm On Aug 19, 2023
Kukutente23:
He has the least number in terms margins of Presidents who have ever won elections. 8m out of a total of 20m+ votes is a minute Majority.
You can keep failing and smiling while shouting obidunce and other hogwash
Asiwaju will rule Nigeria till 2031

Any other thing nah just Garbage Talk. Absolute Majority Of Nigerians Will make It Happen again in 2027 for Asiwaju.


On Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu Mandate I Stand Gidigba tongue

PoliticsRe: Taraba Govt Partners With US To Improve Mining, Agriculture, Education by Parachoko: 12:35pm On Aug 19, 2023
Nah that Agriculture and Education be the koko for me
PoliticsRe: An Ultimatum In Niger: Become Muslim Or Be Slaughtered by Parachoko(op): 12:32pm On Aug 19, 2023
Baronthecelebri:
They should arm themselves or leave the area
Gbam!!!
PoliticsRe: An Ultimatum In Niger: Become Muslim Or Be Slaughtered by Parachoko(op): 12:31pm On Aug 19, 2023
adebayo987:
Lol, Niger State, not the Republic. When you saw Niger, you didn't confirm where exactly. It's Niger State inside Nigeria o...
It's not Niger State but Niger Republic
PoliticsRe: Anti-party: PDP Considers Wielding Big Stick Against G-5 by Parachoko: 12:16pm On Aug 19, 2023
Wike wey don join APC
PoliticsRe: Yorubanization Of Finance of Nigeria By Tinubu by Parachoko: 12:09pm On Aug 19, 2023
LadyRosa:
I didn't say I was rich!
I pointed out that your people eats from my family’s farm! cool
Nah person wey don chop Belle Full fit give others chop tongue
PoliticsRe: Yorubanization Of Finance of Nigeria By Tinubu by Parachoko: 12:07pm On Aug 19, 2023
LadyRosa:
Really?!
So you believe say I dey suffer like you.
My husband have a big farm where Ronu folks come to pluck veggies for free.

Who get time for sufferhead? undecided
No b you go be the first person to tell me how rich you're 4 dz Nairaland

You wey dey always wail Bitterly on top Nairaland because of Fraustration cheesy

The Pandora Clown from Agulu will Never become the President Of The Federal Republic Of Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Why Tinubu Must Restore Fuel Subsidies Now - Farooq A. Kperogi by Parachoko: 12:00pm On Aug 19, 2023
Kukutente23:
I don't remember absolute majority of Nigerians electing you their spokesman.
Absolute majority did not vote for him.


Who cares whether he rules till 2095
You probably think I'm one of you lowlifes who run around making silly noises on behalf of politicians.
The important thing is what I'm about which is that he's failing presently.
He's turning out to be a scam
Cry all you want, Absolute Majority Of Nigerians choose Asiwaju and that's why he's The President Of The Federal Republic Of Nigerians.

Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu will rule Nigeria till 2031

Absolute Majority Of Nigerians are behind him, you Obidunze Orchins are in the minority and we will keep on letting you the Minorities have your Say why we The Majority Keep on Having Things Our Way.

On Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu Mandate I Stand Gidigba tongue

PoliticsRe: Kids, Market Women Rock All Eyes On The Judiciary Polo by Parachoko: 11:54am On Aug 19, 2023
TheGift:
Why? because it does not favor your candidate?
How's this affecting Asiwaju?
PoliticsRe: PEPT: Can The Outcome Of Atiku's Case Against Tinubu In US Have Any Effect? by Parachoko: 11:54am On Aug 19, 2023
Newton2024:
Read this comment twice @Parachoko:
I've read it and I still don't understand the message you're trying to pass across.
PoliticsRe: Why Tinubu Must Restore Fuel Subsidies Now - Farooq A. Kperogi by Parachoko: 11:51am On Aug 19, 2023
Kukutente23:
What of the palliatives who are they meant for?
People wey wan suffer no need palliative now?
Good you have Accepted Asiwaju will rule till 2031, stop Wailing on Behalf Of Absolute Majority Of Nigerians again.

Asiwaju till 2031 tongue
PoliticsRe: Why Tinubu Must Restore Fuel Subsidies Now - Farooq A. Kperogi by Parachoko: 11:46am On Aug 19, 2023
Kukutente23:
Zombiesm is free.

Na cloud go show rain

E go clear your eye soon
Absolute Majority Of Nigerians have choosen to Suffer Today and Enjoy Tomorrow Under Asiwaju, that's why we Elected him and Rejected The Pandora Fraud from Agulu.

Asiwaju will rule till 2031 tongue
PoliticsRe: Why Tinubu Must Restore Fuel Subsidies Now - Farooq A. Kperogi by Parachoko: 11:19am On Aug 19, 2023
Kukutente23:
What do you think the NNPCL $3bn loan was for?
So the NNPCL told you that it's for paying money for subsidy ? I won't be wasting my time on a 🤡 like you again


Subsidy is Gone!
PoliticsMost Expensive States To Live In Based On Inflation Rates by Parachoko(op): 11:18am On Aug 19, 2023
In July 2023, the overall prices for goods and services increased. The cost of living, often referred to as headline inflation went up by 1.29% compared to the previous month, June 2023, where when the increase was 22.79%.

Every year, the cost of living in July 2023 was 24.08%, which is 4.44% higher than the rate recorded in July 2022 (19.64%). This indicates that the general cost of living increased in July 2023 when compared to the same month in the previous year, July 2022.

Year-on-year inflation across states
Kogi, Lagos, and Ondo states recorded the highest year-on-year inflation rate from July 2022 to July 2023 with 28.45%, 27.30%, and 26.83% respectively.

The other states completing the top ten are Bayelsa (26.65%), Ogun (26.60%), Rivers (26.30%), Abia (26.09%), Akwa-Ibom (26.06%), Oyo, (25.81%) and Anambra (25.21%)

On the other hand, Borno (20.71%), Jigawa (20.85%), and Sokoto (20.92%) recorded the lowest year-on-year inflation rate in the country.


Year-on-year food inflation
Food prices in July 2023 increased the most in Kogi state (34.53%), Lagos state (32.52%), and Bayelsa state (31.31%), when compared to July 2022.

The other seven are; Kwara (30.87%), Imo (30.28%), Ekiti (30.19%), Ondo (30.14%), Ogun (30.12%), Edo (29.89%) and Akwa-Ibom (29.61%).

Food prices saw the slowest increase in Jigawa (20.90%), Sokoto (21.63%), and Kebbi (22.45%).


Monthly food inflation
On a month-on-month basis, the inflation rate was highest in the following states- Kogi (4.99%), Abia (4.12%), and Akwa Ibom (4.07%).

Other states completing the top ten are; Ogun (4.03%), Oyo (3.98%), Bayelsa (3.97%), Lagos (3.40%), Edo (3.38%), Rivers (3.25%), and Kaduna (3.08%).

The food price increase was slowest in the following states Taraba (-0.21%), Jigawa (0.28%), and Yobe (0.90%) on a month-on-month basis.

Drivers of Inflation

Overall, states from the southern parts of Nigeria saw higher inflation both in food inflation and all item inflation index while those in the north saw moderate level inflation.

Food is the major driver of inflation in Nigeria, the data from the NBS food price watch for June 2023 reveals that the prices of staple foods increased on average by 25% year-on-year from June 2022.

The National Bureau of Statistics noted that oil, bread, fats, fish, cereals, yam, etc were mostly responsible for the consistent increase in inflation for most of the past twelve months.

Beyond food, electricity, rent, transport, education, health, etc were adjudged as the major drivers of inflation in the country.

On average food inflation in Nigeria stands at 26.98% which is 4.97% higher than the figure recorded for June 2022.
https://nairametrics.com/2023/08/16/most-expensive-states/

PoliticsRe: PEPT: Can The Outcome Of Atiku's Case Against Tinubu In US Have Any Effect? by Parachoko: 11:15am On Aug 19, 2023
Validated:
Where did you school? I guess you studied Islamic law.
I don't understand you

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