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Elvis was very, very handsome.. He got straps of cash, he was a 'workin' boy... He had a babe den and loved her so much and he was very faithful.. But know boys na, always advicin him to flex na, that his babe would cheat of him if he refuses to do so.. He never yielded to our 'pressure' na.. One day, that very faithful day, very early in the mornin, he was called to come out urgently to check something out: behold, he saw his much cherished babe dropped by another guy at her hostel... D guy wan die.. Rest na story.. But now, he is a professional heart breaker!!!

I'l also post stories about my friends, very close ones ( most of dem are on nairaland, so i'l use fake names):

james and i were in d same deparment durin those glory days.. He and this gurl were together those days.. But this babe never respected his feelins.. Kept him close as 'back-up plan'.. James tried ( d guy really try sha) all he could to win her heart but all she wanted from him was just 'friendship'.. Later now, my guy get sense.. To help matters, that babe official boyfriend kon break up with am.. My guy kon turn spartacus na.. Later, d babe came back to my guy beggin, wantin him back, goin on and on about not being able to meet a guy like him, and that she's bn messed up with so much sex by her new boyfriend and she blames him for lettin her go...! Till date , james take money serious, damn serious than ladies.. When you ask james about his babes he will say, '"na babe wan put money for my account abi, ogbeni, swerve joh!"

It happened while i was in the uni.. Hmm, those glory days.I loved this babe sha.. I try for her.. I catered for her needs even from my 'chicken-change' which resulted from numerous scammin wey person dey scam papa and mama and from little hustles na.. But she had no respect for my feelins... Tons of boys visted her even while she was with me.. She flirted a hell lot with boys even with my close friends.. She almost ended up havin sex with my roommate...! Thank goodness for my roomy's self-contro.. she's a perfect pretender.. She's a mincer... Oh gawd, i cursed d day i met that gurl....! She almost scammed me with a fake pregnancy... ! Den i met another babe.. We were so good dat i tot i had another chance of findin true love.. By then i hadnt broken up with this babe officially.. She made life unbearable for that new chick.. Funny enough,both babes were acquintances! To cut the story short, she ended up spoilin tins for me and that new babe but we (new babe and i)became good very good friends.. Ever since that experince, i no nice again at all.... I hid d good part of me.. Gurls complained a lot about me bn an 'un-nice' guy but i no send.. Guess i'v had enough..

"i hate love stories. Don't ask me why." "probably because most of'em have happy endings." "never be anything boring as 'lived happily ever after' end of such stories." quotable quotes of 'players'

i done surf many threads, d romance section caught me attention today; esp those relating to heart issues...
Ladies b like:
"he abuses me, should i leave him?" *mumu question*
"he is a serial cheat, but i love him" * cheatin is a guy thaing, ask ur daddy*
"he claims to love me and wants me in a relationship but i think he is just interested in having sex with me" *experiment na. Test him with the sex,let him have it.. if he fails, excommunicate him from ya life! Simple!*

guys too comes in pathetic with funny thread too sha.. Guess we all have our weaknesses...

Most babes claim they hate players when they, practically, get on just fine with dem.. After they get heart-broken or on d verge of gettin heart-broken, we no go hear word again for nairaland...

Why are there so many heart-breaks these days self?

Dem i made myself as a case study, thought about the number of heart i have broke, y i broke those hearts....bla, bla, bla...

And i came to this discovery that most players were once a keeper! 'mma share with you real stories ta back this up..

Human rights activists say approved bill, making girls vulnerable to the ruling from age 13, 'legalises paedophilia'


In a disturbing new development, it has been revealed that parliamentarians in Iran have passed a bill to protect the rights of children which includes a clause that allows a man to marry his adopted daughter and while she is as young as 13 years.

The bill, which was approved on Sunday, caused a lot of Activists to express alarm as the bill makes it possible for caretaker of a family to marry his or her adopted child if a court rules it is in the interests of the individual child.

Iran’s Guardian Council, a body of clerics and jurists which vets all parliamentary bills before the constitution and the Islamic law, has yet to issue its verdict on the controversial legislation.

It has been revealed that the girls in Iran can get married as young as age 13 as long as they have the permission of their father while boys can get married at 15. A girl under 13 can also get married but she would need the permission of a judge.

Shadi Sadr, a human rights lawyer with the London-based groupJustice for Iran, has this to say
“This bill is legalising paedophilia. It’s not part of the Iranian culture to marry your adopted child. Obviously inc*st exists in Iran more or less as it happens in other countries across the world, but this bill is legalising paedophilia and is endangering our children and normalising this crime in our culture.”
She added: “You should not be able to marry your adopted children, full stop. If a father marries his adopted daughter who is a minor and has s*x, that’s r*pe.”

According to Sadr, officials in Iran have tried to play down the s*xual part of such marriages, saying it is in the bill to solve the issue of hijab [head scarf] complications when a child is adopted.

An adopted daughter is expected to wear the hijab in front of her father, and a mother should wear it in front of her adopted son if he is old enough, Sadr said.
“With this bill, you can be a paedophile and get your bait in the pretext of adopting children,” Sadr said. Some experts believe the new bill is contradictory to Islamic beliefs and would not pass the Guardian Council.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/26/iran-lawmakers-men-wed-adopted-daughters

Just saw this while surfin the net.. No disrespect intended...

Another Islamic cleric recently made it permissible for the Islamic fighters waging a jihad in Syria—politely known as “the opposition”—to r*pe the nation’s women.


Salafi Sheikh Yasir al-’Ajlawni, a Jordanian of origin who earlier lived in Damascus, Syria for 17 years, posted a YouTube video last week where he said he was preparing to issue a “legitimate fatwa” making it legal (in the eyes of Islam) for those Muslims fighting to topple secular president Bashar Assad and install Sharia law to “capture and have s*x with” all non-Sunni women, specifically naming Assad’s own sect, the Alawites, as well as the Druze and several others, in short, all non-Sunnis and non-Muslims.


The sheikh used Islam’s legitimate Arabic term for these hapless, non-Muslim women, melk al-yamin, a phrase that appears in Islam’s sacred book, the Koran, and which is simply a reference to non-Muslim s*x-slaves.

For example, Koran 4:3 commands Muslim men to “Marry such women as seem good to you, two and three and four… or what your right hands possess.”

Islam’s ulema, or “scholars,” are unanimously agreed that “what your right hands possess” is, according to Islamic law, simply a s*x-slave. Linguistic evidence further suggests that she is seen more as an animal or a possession than a human—hence this inhuman fatwa.

Jordanian Sheih Yasir al-’Ajlawni is certainly not the first cleric to legitimize the r*pe of infidel women in recent times. Calls to capture and r*pe non-Muslim women are appearing with increasing frequency from all corners of the Islamic world.

A few months earlier, Saudi preacher Muhammad al-Arifi also issued a fatwa allowing jihadi fighters to engage in “intercourse marriage” with captive Syrian women that lasts for a few hours “in order to give each fighter a turn”—also known as gang-r*pe.

Then there is Egyptian Sheikh Ishaq Huwaini, who once lectured on how infidel captives, or to use another term from the Koran, ghanima, the “spoils of war,” are to be distributed among the jihadis and taken to “the slave market, where slave-girls and concubines are sold.”

He, too, referred to such women as “what your right hands possess,” saying: “You go to the market and buy her, and she becomes like your legal mate—though without a contract, a guardian, or any of that stuff—and this is agreed upon by the ulema… In other words, when I want a s*x-slave, I go to the market and pick whichever female I desire and buy her.”

Indeed, even some Muslim women advocate the enslavement
and r*pe of fellow (non-Muslim) women. Kuwaiti political activist, Salwa al-Mutairi, for instance, is working to see the institution of s*x-slavery return.

In a video she posted online, she explained how she once asked Islam’s greatest authorities living in the city of Mecca, the city of Islam, about the legality of s*x-slavery and how they all confirmed it to be perfectly legitimate. According to Mutairi:
“A Muslim state must first attack a Christian state—sorry, I mean any non-Muslim state—and they (the women, the future s*x-slaves) must be captives of the raid. Is this forbidden?

Not at all, according to Islam, s*x slaves are not at all forbidden. Quite the contrary, the rules regulating s*x-slaves differ from those for free women (i.e., Muslim women).

The latter’s body must be covered entirely, except for her face and hands, whereas the s*x-slave is kept unclad from the bellybutton on up—she is different from the free woman, the free woman has to be married properly to her husband, but the s*x-slave—he just buys her and that’s that.”

The Kuwaiti activist went on to offer concrete suggestions: “For example, in the Chechnya war, surely there are female Russian captives. So go and buy those and sell them here in Kuwait, better that than have our men engage in forbidden s*xual relations. I don’t see any problem in this, no problem at all.”

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread951060/pg1

http://www.informationng.com/2013/04/koran-says-you-can-have-non-muslim-sx-slaves-islamic-cleric.html/comment-page-1

tis d modern times mehn, dis dudes got this all wrong... For peace's sake, such thaings shouldnt b preached in this times.. The world is sick....!

All this rating self.. Abegi...! I love my country die.. Tis d best ta grow up in..! Which country dey teach sense better pass us? Which country dey teach us hustle and competition pass naija?? If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere!! No wonder our products abroad are outshinnin their foreign counterparts even in their own country...! Joh o... Abegi, Nigeria remains d best environment to bring the best in you..! *smirk*

Wether jim gets delivered or not, aint one of me business! Just one thaing i hate about these so called miracles/repentance/deliverance; so much media show about them...! Jesus specifically condemed dem pharisee for such shows in the bible.. People end up been delivrd in several churches still dey dont get hyped... Mfm, Lord's choosen are examples na.. For such reasons were miracles broadcats prohibited by the authorities so that people wont get easily decieved... God is not hidin.. Just that many christains are so 'lazy'; not wantin to pay the 'price', wanting to cut corners seekin miracles gullibly and so dey end up been decieved even by satanists: wolves in sheep clothings! Sometins comes thru prayin and fastin, some through praises... Only very few are classic christains..
"seek ye first the kingdom of God and his righteousness and all other tins will be added to you..." God has a standard he can NEVER COMPROMISE... Be not decieved... Seek Gods word, for it is wisdom, and it will guide you (psalm 199 vs105) ...seek knowledge so u will b decieved hosea 4:6... You need the Holyspirit dis days, pray earnestly for it... A discening spirit is one of His gifts...

I just thaink tis not 100% safer in the future with these cats.. Sooner or later, they gotta let them go! Imagine that canine stuck into his skull?! They authorities should just tryna win the case but they shouldnt castrate those cuties.. They got rights you know...

Nonsense joh..!

idnoble135: Having read this, my thoughts goes along this lines; There is no way you can ascertain if she truly ignored you. Some things might have come up (or events might have taken place) and the communication had to be broken(not from her but maybe from other things). Maybe she has preserved herself for you all this while.
Alright, lets look at another angle. Maybe she truly dumped you and wanted to go on with her life. Maybe she went on with (another) guy(s). Maybe things did not go down well with her and you are her last option.
Okay, lets look at another angle. Could it be possible you now love two girls? You considering her, could it be because she seems well to do and her dad is a diplomat? (no offence).
Another angle, why stay with the present girl when the one whom you dated is back and is clamouring for your attention. She might truly still love you, you know?
Okkkk.... Final view, what of the present girl with you now? The girl that gave you her love and attention when no one was there. That has been with you all this while. Will you be this heartless to dump her for another gal when she did you no wrong?
OP, all i have done is to show you the scene from the different views that came up while reading this. I'm not going to make a choice for you. Follow your heart but take your brain along. Goodluck.

so people who get brain like me still dey sha.. Realist like me! Take 1 sac of kulikuli with sobo...! Thumbs up bro... From me, #sherlock paranorman holmes

idnoble135: Having read this, my thoughts goes along this lines; There is no way you can ascertain if she truly ignored you. Some things might have come up (or events might have taken place) and the communication had to be broken(not from her but maybe from other things). Maybe she has preserved herself for you all this while.
Alright, lets look at another angle. Maybe she truly dumped you and wanted to go on with her life. Maybe she went on with (another) guy(s). Maybe things did not go down well with her and you are her last option.
Okay, lets look at another angle. Could it be possible you now love two girls? You considering her, could it be because she seems well to do and her dad is a diplomat? (no offence).
Another angle, why stay with the present girl when the one whom you dated is back and is clamouring for your attention. She might truly still love you, you know?
Okkkk.... Final view, what of the present girl with you now? The girl that gave you her love and attention when no one was there. That has been with you all this while. Will you be this heartless to dump her for another gal when she did you no wrong?
OP, all i have done is to show you the scene from the different views that came up while reading this. I'm not going to make a choice for you. Follow your heart but take your brain along. Goodluck.

so people who get brain like me still dey sha.. Realist like me! Take 1 sac of kulikuli with sobo...! Thumbs up bro... From me, #sherlock paranorman holmes

idnoble135: Having read this, my thoughts goes along this lines; There is no way you can ascertain if she truly ignored you. Some things might have come up (or events might have taken place) and the communication had to be broken(not from her but maybe from other things). Maybe she has preserved herself for you all this while.
Alright, lets look at another angle. Maybe she truly dumped you and wanted to go on with her life. Maybe she went on with (another) guy(s). Maybe things did not go down well with her and you are her last option.
Okay, lets look at another angle. Could it be possible you now love two girls? You considering her, could it be because she seems well to do and her dad is a diplomat? (no offence).
Another angle, why stay with the present girl when the one whom you dated is back and is clamouring for your attention. She might truly still love you, you know?
Okkkk.... Final view, what of the present girl with you now? The girl that gave you her love and attention when no one was there. That has been with you all this while. Will you be this heartless to dump her for another gal when she did you no wrong?
OP, all i have done is to show you the scene from the different views that came up while reading this. I'm not going to make a choice for you. Follow your heart but take your brain along. Goodluck.

so people who get brain like me still dey sha.. Realist like me! Take 1 sac of kulikuli with sobo...! Thumbs up bro... From me, #sherlock paranorman holmes

idnoble135: Having read this, my thoughts goes along this lines; There is no way you can ascertain if she truly ignored you. Some things might have come up (or events might have taken place) and the communication had to be broken(not from her but maybe from other things). Maybe she has preserved herself for you all this while.
Alright, lets look at another angle. Maybe she truly dumped you and wanted to go on with her life. Maybe she went on with (another) guy(s). Maybe things did not go down well with her and you are her last option.
Okay, lets look at another angle. Could it be possible you now love two girls? You considering her, could it be because she seems well to do and her dad is a diplomat? (no offence).
Another angle, why stay with the present girl when the one whom you dated is back and is clamouring for your attention. She might truly still love you, you know?
Okkkk.... Final view, what of the present girl with you now? The girl that gave you her love and attention when no one was there. That has been with you all this while. Will you be this heartless to dump her for another gal when she did you no wrong?
OP, all i have done is to show you the scene from the different views that came up while reading this. I'm not going to make a choice for you. Follow your heart but take your brain along. Goodluck.

so people who get brain like me still dey sha.. Realist like me! Take 1 sac of kulikuli with sobo...! Thumbs up bro... From me, #sherlock paranorman holmes

D phone weak die joh.. Mtcheeeew...

Shall i introdude meslef??! (like say i need permission.. Hehehehehe):

*drumming* *clappin* *cheerin*

i am d definition of genuity; i am gabriel..

I am d definition of creativity; i am gabriel...

I am d definition greatness; i am gabriel...

All hail sherlock 'paranorman' Gabriel holmes...!

Its already on FP!! Not again... Someone beats me to it.

Sometimes ago, a thread hit FP talking about the 'scarcity' of men.. It attracted lots of attention and consequentially lots of comments, made the men feel good (oh yeah, me too; kinda). Here's another piece for ya i stumbled upon online, enjoy:

Over 8,000 women on Thursday matched to the Zamfara Hisbah Commission seeking the state government’s assistance to enable them get married.

Led by the Chairperson of the Zamfara Widows Association, Hajiya Suwaiba Isa and their patron Alhaji Sa’idu Goshe, the women said they were not living a normal life and needed husbands to become whole.
“Many of us cannot afford two meals in a day because there are no men to support us,” they said.

The patron said the association has over 8,000 women, comprising 5,380 divorcees, 2,200 widows, 1,200 orphans and 80 others, whom he said, were looking for men to marry.

He said the women also needed assistance to purchase household items such as beds, mattresses and other basic necessities needed to move to their husband houses.
Goshe appealed to the commission to assist the association in screening suitors for the women.

He said the screening would determine the suitors’ health status, source of livelihood and ability to maintain a family.
Responding, the Chairman of the commission, Dr Atiku Zawuyya, commended the association for the initiative, saying it would assist in ridding the society of women of easy virtues.

Zawuyya promised to present the matter to the state government for necessary action, but urged the patron to also set up a similar body for men to make the pairing exercise easier.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/09/8-000-women-seek-husbands-zamfara/

The kain muumu threads wey person dey see dis days self dey alarmin! Very soon, we go dey see threads like ''is mukina seun osewa??!'' (talkin'bout a thread potrayin michael to b Jesus! Mtcheew) "who wears it best: obama or jonathan??" "when last did u see a rat??" "who do you like best: airforce-one or 190??!" "is chicken d same as turkey??!?" all'a dem mumu threads!!!

I still dey look.. Just dey observe any thread wey deserve my thought-provokin comments... This one don't!!!

I dont care what some of y'all thaink.... I love my country... I love Nigeria.....!!!!! God bless Nigeria...!!!!!

The notion comes from experience.. Every player was once a keeper.. Once when a boy had his heart broken by the love of his life, tis very hard for him to b commited to another relationship. Hence, most of dem see girls as a play tin, most girls get heart broken in the process by a guy (who has had his heart broken by the love of his life) with whom she's genuinly in love with. d heart-broken girl never wants her heart broken again, so she messes up the heart of some innocent dude.. The process continues.....
Practically. I think there are more women than men.. Think of ten families you know.. Check the number of children they have and d sexes of such children.. Broaden the sample size and think as many families you can think remember.. You'd c that there are more babes than dudes..

Hmmm..... Jesus himself said that 'from the day of John the baptist, the kingdom of God suffereth violence and the violent takes it by force...!!" things have changed.. God's mercy and grace is non-ending... There is always a contention between the flesh and spirit... God's kingdom is at hand.. Propheseis are being fulfilled.. God's words is establishing itself...

Fellow nairalnders, God has a standard he can never compromise; never!! NEVER!!! Do not decieved, if the spirit doesnt bear witness with ur spirit that u'r in Christ, you'l definitely die! Worship God in truth and spirit, you need the holyspirit in this last days... You need power over sin, principalities and powers of darkness.. B sin concious, fear God.. Obey his commandment.. God has a STANDARD HE CAN NEVER COMPROMISE.... He can never 'manage' sin no matter how small you think it is.. FEAR GOD THOU SONS/DAUGHTERS OF MAN for ur own good.. Devil no dey rest o..

arcbabe: Hmm when am angry i just yell and say it's over and i just don't know how to control it. The painful thing is i know how to keep malice alot which is really affecting me,it also surprise me how a lady like me will keep malice for close to 2,3 yrs with people and sometimes i feel bothered but just can't say am sorry or fathom how to make up with people. It has cost me my luv ones,the hatred 2wards people that anony me is just too much and i dnt know how to control it. In my luv life i just walk out when my partner get me angry and that is it,i'll keep malice,stop visiting and stop receiving his calls and it will take months b4 realising my mistake when my partner might have finds himself another lady and once there is another,i just withdraw myself. This has really affected me negatively

first, kill ur pride.. Sayin u're sorry wont take a cent from you...! How hard can that be baby?! Work on yaself, leabr to accomodate people... Give ur life to Christ...

arcbabe: Hmm when am angry i just yell and say it's over and i just don't know how to control it. The painful thing is i know how to keep malice alot which is really affecting me,it also surprise me how a lady like me will keep malice for close to 2,3 yrs with people and sometimes i feel bothered but just can't say am sorry or fathom how to make up with people. It has cost me my luv ones,the hatred 2wards people that anony me is just too much and i dnt know how to control it. In my luv life i just walk out when my partner get me angry and that is it,i'll keep malice,stop visiting and stop receiving his calls and it will take months b4 realising my mistake when my partner might have finds himself another lady and once there is another,i just withdraw myself. This has really affected me negatively

first, kill ur pride.. Sayin u're sorry wont take a cent from you...! How hard can that be baby?! Work on yaself, leabr to accomodate people... Give ur life to Christ...

arcbabe: Hmm when am angry i just yell and say it's over and i just don't know how to control it. The painful thing is i know how to keep malice alot which is really affecting me,it also surprise me how a lady like me will keep malice for close to 2,3 yrs with people and sometimes i feel bothered but just can't say am sorry or fathom how to make up with people. It has cost me my luv ones,the hatred 2wards people that anony me is just too much and i dnt know how to control it. In my luv life i just walk out when my partner get me angry and that is it,i'll keep malice,stop visiting and stop receiving his calls and it will take months b4 realising my mistake when my partner might have finds himself another lady and once there is another,i just withdraw myself. This has really affected me negatively

first, kill ur pride.. Sayin u're sorry wont take a cent from you...! How hard can that be baby?! Work on yaself, leabr to accomodate people... Give ur life to Christ...

I and my boo never yell at each other, we just say things on our mind during misunderstandins though she has said tins she ended up apologizing for... Every misunderstandin we have brings us together closer, and it never repeats itself... Ur partner should b d last person you should yell at; it's not healthy.

Yeah.. I think he is the likes of the brazilian ronaldo... C-ronaldo is very complete... Again, y'all should permit me to rate messi and ronaldo on scale of ten:

Ronaldo-
power:9
stamina: 8
speed:9.5
dribble speed: 9.5
dribble accuracy: 9
shot power: 9.5
shot accuracy: 9
Head: 9

Messi
power:8
stamina: 9
speed:8.5
dribble speed: 9.5
dribble accuracy: 9.5
shot power: 7
shot accuracy: 7.5
head: 7

my basis for this rating is that most of messi goals are from the box 18 or its edge. Messi doenst have shot power and the fact that he rarely looses any chance doesnt mean he has very high accuracy (though the dude's very accurate), most avrage strikers have very low probability of loosin goals from the 18 box. Ronaldo is better with noddin that messi; this fact is undisputed.. Again dribblin is different from skills. Ronaldo is skillful.. Messi appears to better dribbler, a very little over ronaldo. Y'all shouldnt confuse stamina with strength... Stamina desnt allow you to fall at every tackle easily compared strenghth that allows you justle for the ball with a defender... Y messi apears to b a better player is due to the calibre of players in his team at barca.. He is got iniesta, xavi, dani (probably y he isnt scorin big at the national level)... Thats y some people will say barca is makin messi and that he should prove himself by playin for another team..( says who? He's got nothing to prove to y'all! Why would he wanna leave chocolate city for garri island??!).. Ronaldo has proved it that he can play for any team... With the quality of players at madrid, he still manages to outshine em.. D guy dey try.. I aint no messi hater neither do i hate ronaldo.. #just my view

Wel, for me, my baby hav got to b frugal cuz i ain't.. She doesnt have to b nicki minaj, she just gota b presentable.. Submissive is another word. she should always admit it when she's wrong... Maturity is another tin.. Most importantly, she should b 'wifey'. With alll this, 'mma love her, treat her like a queen, handle her like an egg...!