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SportsRe: Afcon Qualifier: Madagascar Vs Nigeria (0 - 2) On 4th September 2011 by paraphase(m): 1:59pm On Sep 04, 2011
61’ – Emenike beats the goalkeeper, but somehow the defenders double up to clear this big danger. It is a good chance that would have put a smile on worried Nigerian faces,
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SportsRe: Afcon Qualifier: Madagascar Vs Nigeria (0 - 2) On 4th September 2011 by paraphase(m): 12:52pm On Sep 04, 2011
stream2watch.com
The NIgerian match is not listed on the site
PoliticsRe: Some Top Security Officers Are Boko Haram Members - Uwazurike by paraphase(m): 5:24pm On Sep 02, 2011
Are you for real i claim it in Jesus name but i don't pray for Nigeria to brake thou, is not my power or u or anybody but it will happen one day my man just one day,
What would be your gain after the break up?
PoliticsRe: Some Top Security Officers Are Boko Haram Members - Uwazurike by paraphase(m): 5:16pm On Sep 02, 2011
pause which country god forbid in Nigeria?/boko haram small brain hav you forgotten so quickly abt CIA prediction?mumu 2015 MY hommie 2PAC RIP says we gonna go   .so start counting time keep it up.
Dont worry,by year 2090 Nigeria would still be but people like you would be no more.
TravelRe: Lagos Is The World's 5th Most Unliveable City! by paraphase(m): 8:34am On Sep 01, 2011
This is the Facebook picture that has sparked a police investigation. The police are asking members of the public who can identify the man in this picture - which may have been manipulated - to come forward to assist them in their investigation. We have obscured the child's face to protect his identity, but child advocacy groups are concerned about the youngster's well being. This happened in South Africa

That is another horrible report that would not make me ever think of living in South Africa.

TravelRe: Lagos Is The World's 5th Most Unliveable City! by paraphase(m): 4:40am On Sep 01, 2011
Somebody tell me why South African cities are not on the list. South african cities still have the the worst records in Africa if not the world. When you are looking at rape of women,children,even men shocked  and highest crime record in the whole of African continent and lots of other horrible stuffs like highest population of HIV\AIDS infected etc then you should talk about South Africa.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Pretty Nlders In Romance Section Are Hidden by paraphase(m): 5:06pm On Aug 31, 2011
wow i love the lips. are those real. like those rap artist with mouth jobs done. U r also fresh. Love the skin tone ok will include you lovely man. where have you been hiding? see hidden is beauty  
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=545003
Fickle Thanks My love  grin I have been hiding just because of you,guess this is the right time to show up and catch you Lol

you just woke up from sleeep? See ya face
Damn Funny grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Pretty Nlders In Romance Section Are Hidden by paraphase(m): 4:54pm On Aug 31, 2011
Fickle I think I look good too now. lol grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Lonely 21 Yrs Old Girl In Lagos by paraphase(m): 3:55pm On Aug 31, 2011
Where's your contact grin
Romance9ja Gurls And Impatience! by paraphase(op): 5:51pm On Aug 30, 2011
BOY : Marry me,

9JAGAL: do u have a house?
   
 BOY : No!

9JAGAL : Do u have a BMW car?

     BOY : No!

9JAGAL : how much is your salary?
   
 BOY : No Salary, but,

9JAGAL : No buts, U av Nothing how can I Marry u? Leave Please!
     
BOY sadtalking to himself),  I Have 1 villa, 3 properties, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche,  Why do I still Need to buy a BMW?? How can I get the Salary, when actually I'm the Bosssad

9JA gal smiley =))
PoliticsRe: 419 Reasons To Like Nigeria And Nigerians by paraphase(op): 5:06pm On Aug 30, 2011
The article has been edited\summarised.Note that,this is not a romance story but an article.I didn't know the right place to post it,so I posted the article on the romance section as it is one of the most visited sections. undecided
Politics419 Reasons To Like Nigeria And Nigerians by paraphase(op): 12:19am On Aug 30, 2011
[size=8pt][size=8pt][/size][/size]You might ask why we talk about Nigerian 419 fraud rather than Mexican 386 fraud.  Good question.  You see in 1947, the internet service in Mexico was really lousy.  I think they must have been on dial-up.  Anyway the internet service was so lousy that they actually ran the scam using snail-mail.  Even with stamps at three cents, the costs would add up.  You had to really qualify your prospects as they say in marketing  so it was only a select few that were solicited rather than just about everybody.

The Response
I seem to have struck a nerve.  There has been quite a bit of commentary on my piece, which is an indication of how bad the maligning of Nigerians has been.  It is bad enough that when someone mentions internet fraud, the next thing that pops into people’s minds is Nigeria.  What is much worse is that when someone mentions Nigeria, the next thing that pops into many people’s minds is internet fraud.  I recall being in a cab with a friend of mine.  We started chatting with the driver who mentioned he was from Nigeria.  Right away my friend starts talking about 419. 
Chika Uwazie,A Nigerian talks about the need for Nigerians to do positive branding, which is what gave me an idea.

The Idea
So here is my idea.  Make lists of 419 reasons to like Nigeria and Nigerians.  Do not even mention that the list is in any way a response to internet fraud.  Do not say anything about internet  fraud.  If enough people do this and it might not really be that many, then when someone puts “Nigeria 419″ into a search engine he or she will be swamped with positive messages about Nigeria.  My woeful ignorance will probably make my own attempt in this regard quite unsatisfactory, but stay tuned for the next part of the series.

About Comments
You may be reading this on a site other than forbes.com.  Go ahead and comment, but your comment will probably spread further if you then log onto Forbes and leave a comment there.  I never delete comments except for obvious spam.  I almost always call out comments that disagree with me.  If you want to mock me, do it on Forbes.  I will definitely call out your comment and may make it the subject of a future post.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/peterjreilly/2011/08/28/419-reasons-to-like-nigeria-and-nigerians-part-1/
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Kill 3 Suspected Members Of Boko Haram by paraphase(m): 11:19am On Aug 29, 2011
The number one factor helping these boko harams is immigration loopholes. We share bother with Chad,Sudan and Niger and these countries are known potential terrorist countries. Their citizens gain easy entrance into Nigeria even without visas. And let me tell you that getting the Nigerian passport by these illegal immigrants is like going to fetch water.So when you hear Nigeria now have suicide bombers, Don't be surprise!

Until Jona Tackles immigrations loopholes especially from the northern bothers that widely and freely open its doors to Sudanese,chads and Nigers, I think we should expect massive increase in the number of suicide bombers with proudly Nigerian passports.
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa Sticks By Gaddafi by paraphase(m): 12:34am On Aug 27, 2011
Oya, go fight for your friend, Maummar. Abi wetin you dey wait for, na only to talk you sabi?
shocked shocked grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin cheesy
I Tire O,He Just Sit Down Dey Type Anyhow. Oya Go and Join Them and Fight Nah grin cheesy grin Laff wan Kimme For HEre cheesy grin cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa Sticks By Gaddafi by paraphase(m): 2:27pm On Aug 26, 2011
DO YOU THINK IT IS ALL THE HAUSAS THAT ARE MUSLIMS?? NO!!! THERE ARE SO MANY CHRISTIANS IN THE NORTH AND THEY ARE HAUSAS. IF YOU SAY THE NORTH SHOULD GO AND TURN THEIR REGION TO STRICTLY SHARIA,WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO HAUSA CHRISTIANS?? DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS OF SOME HAUSA MILITANT CHRISTIAN GROUP THAT STOOD UP RECENTLY AND SAID THEY WERE READY TO TACKLE MUSLIM BOKO HARAM??THEY WERE COMPLETELY HAUSAS O. NIGERIA IS TOO COMPLICATED TO DIVIDE. LOOK, THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS THAT NIGERIA CAN NEVER AND WOULD NEVER DIVIDE.
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa Sticks By Gaddafi by paraphase(m): 2:09pm On Aug 26, 2011
[b]I DO NOT EXPECT GEJ OR ANY SANE NIGERIAN TO SUPPORT GADDAFI WHEN ALL HE COULD OFFER US WAS TO TELL US TO DIVIDE OUR COUNTRY INTO TWO(NORTH AND SOUTH). A STATEMENT WHICH GEJ HIMSELF WARNED GADDAFI TO BE CAUTIOUS ABOUT HIS COMMENTS ON OTHER NATIONS. NOW,ALL OF YOU EXPECT THE SAME GEJ AND THE SAME COUNTRY WHICH GADDAFI HAD SAID SHOULD DIVIDE INTO TWO TO  RISE UP AND HELP HIM? ABSOLUTELY NO! NO!! AND NO!!!
.IF NIGERIA WAS THE COUNTRY RUNNING UP AND DOWN LIKE THE SOUTH AFRICA,I'M SURE THAT GADDAFI WOULD BE SMILING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE HIS REIGN WOULD BE GUARANTEED BUT SORRY YOU HAVE PROVOKED YOUR SAVIOUR(NIGERIA) WITH YOUR RECKLESS COMMENT.NEXT TIME HE WOULD KNOW HOW TO COMMENT ON OTHER NATIONS ESPECIALLY NIGERIA.

TO ALL OF YOU SAYING NIGERIA IS NOT ACTING LIKE THE GIANT OF AFRICA,LOOK,THIS IS A DELIBERATE ACTION FROM THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT.THEY DELIBERATELY IGNORED GADDAFI. REMEMBER THE INTERVENTION OF NIGERIAN GOVT IN LIBERIA,BURUNDI,SAO TOME,CONGO,EVEN SOUTH AFRICA DURING APARTHEID PERIOD,SOMALIA ETC. SO THESE ARE EXAMPLES TO TELL YOU THAT THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT WOULD HAVE SAVED LIBYA!  undecided 
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TV/Movies: by paraphase(op): 1:10pm On Aug 25, 2011
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RomanceRe: Am Confused! Facebook Love. by paraphase(m): 7:48am On Aug 25, 2011
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RomanceRe: Women Cheats With Everything by paraphase(m): 6:47pm On Aug 24, 2011
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RomanceRe: Women Cheats With Everything by paraphase(m): 5:49pm On Aug 24, 2011
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RomanceRe: Women Cheats With Everything by paraphase(m): 4:26pm On Aug 24, 2011
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PoliticsRe: Youths Seek N150m Payout From Police Over Killing Of Colleague by paraphase(m): 3:31pm On Aug 22, 2011
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PoliticsRe: Youths Seek N150m Payout From Police Over Killing Of Colleague by paraphase(m): 3:12pm On Aug 22, 2011
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PoliticsRe: Youths Seek N150m Payout From Police Over Killing Of Colleague by paraphase(m): 7:46am On Aug 22, 2011
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Jokes EtcRe: Ngozi Okonjo Iweala Resigns After Inspecting Federation Accounts by paraphase(m): 7:36pm On Aug 19, 2011
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Unilag Students In Twitter War Over Aristos (pix Inside) by paraphase(m): 11:57pm On Aug 18, 2011
didnt she reason in d first place?
Thank you O My Brother

@paraphrase
thank GOD for the comment above was beginimg to think you r somehow connected with the level of support
No I wasnt supporting the gurls, I was trying to say the Gurls in Covenant Uni. are not different from the weird gurls in Unilag. They are even more weird than Unilag gurls,but always on code
Nairaland GeneralRe: Unilag Students In Twitter War Over Aristos (pix Inside) by paraphase(m): 11:25pm On Aug 18, 2011
ok you are the gurl abi,shameless nincompoop!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Unilag Students In Twitter War Over Aristos (pix Inside) by paraphase(m): 9:05pm On Aug 18, 2011
i hear you but the sleeping-with amongst bf/gf is totally different from sleeping-with for a blackberry or sleeping-with aristos besides no one is saying they are 100%holy in cu but they certainly wont be caugh in these sort of shamelessomo alata twifight no matter how mad those girls are at each other there is a lot of truth in between
the lines dont worry i can swear that my sisters who are happily married are miles apart from cretins such as these shame to womanhood as for that wife or gf check the prayer at d end of my comment
bu standards have fallen way below what it used to be couple of years ago if you were a father and someone showed you these tweets as what your daughter wrote will u shrug it off?
The Covenants Female students are not GFs,not at all. They are gurls controlled from FB. My frends told them they were coming to 9JA and before we know it they dropped numbers yakata. They were mercilessly Fu.ckk.ed . Now everytime they go to Nigeria,these convenant gurls always come around. Look im coming to 9JA next months and i have the fone numbers of some of them (i mean covenants female students),most defitely they would be ffu.cckk.ed. So what is the difference between the coded covenant students and unilag babes.Look Brov they are birds of a feather so dont make the convenat gurls feel too good here
Nairaland GeneralRe: Unilag Students In Twitter War Over Aristos (pix Inside) by paraphase(m): 8:49pm On Aug 18, 2011
Na 2day?
I Tire O Wey some people wan kill themselves.Na Normal Level no Biggie!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Unilag Students In Twitter War Over Aristos (pix Inside) by paraphase(m): 8:49pm On Aug 18, 2011
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Unilag Students In Twitter War Over Aristos (pix Inside) by paraphase(m): 8:37pm On Aug 18, 2011
your own don finish.
Do you know if someone just ff.uu.c.k.ed your wife or how many men Zap.ed your wife before you married the fairly used?? LOser!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Unilag Students In Twitter War Over Aristos (pix Inside) by paraphase(m): 8:30pm On Aug 18, 2011
If they are bu girls then i am sorry for their parents,i hope critics can now see why covenant has placed that much restrictions on their students to think some parents are struggling to pay through their noses denying themselves some of lifes luxuries to pay the millions fortution fees not  knowing their children are training to take over from allen avenue and sheraton girls,the ms temi is in sheffield up north uk,shows poverty is not the only cause why women indulge in prostitution.
I just pray GOD will never let me choose all these expired hags as a wife and i pray i only give birth to male children ijn no female
uncle!!! Your Covernant female students are the worst,they are basically hypocrites, I know many of them my friends have shagg.ed . Just becos you read their post doesnt make them bad or useless gurls.Do you even know if they did all the things are talking about?? they are angry and mad at eachother,so you should expect them to say lots of shits to themselves. I dont think you should accuse them becos you read their post,what about what your wife or gurlfrend plus your sisters are doing at your back,do you know?? answer me plz
Look I will marry any of those gurls and marry them again. Covenant university ko,covenant of Abraham ni

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