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AndroidAI:
I'm not gei

So who is gei

sam20:
Labor Party was a Nigerian Party in all ramifications before Gringory entered the fold with his Headless mobs and Ipob E-terrorist and turned it to a camp of clowns, propagandists, e-marauders, uncultured and uncouth members cyberstalking and endangering people's live. 🤡🤡🤡 smh

You are an idiot peter obi is the best thing that happened to Labour Party. This is his first outing for presidency see as votes be imagine as the next one go be because I'm sure APC would not perform.

AndroidAI:
I have never even seen it in my life, except on porn.

Now I'm curious.

Please pick a location.

Bills on me.

Why are you gei

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What I ordered vs what I got

Omor this one no resemble human being again.. make dem go arrest devil plug ooh. E no go funny

This one is a disgrace to men. If simping was a sport bro fvcking won the olympics

papiSNEH:


For $2.5M they wan take compete with EPL?
Well sha the kin sun way dey beat person 4 head no b here

Money wey ogas at the top go still corner go one side. E be like say the guy don forget Country wey im dey

faceLAGOS:
Dirty Ruth.

E be like say you don run am

Uprightness100:
We are living in the last seconds of the endtimes.
Things are looking weird now, but it is nothing compared to What will rain on this earth once the saints are taken away.

If you are yet to come into a genuine relationship with JESUS CHRIST, do it now.
There is no more time. This Ship is Sinking fast.
JESUS CHRIST IS COMING.

Bro abeg how many seconds remain, make i start dey plan myself

shantti:
Intensive exercise can make u last for a long time. I don't mean like doing 20 push ups oh and calling it a day,

I mean something like this
40 push ups, rest for three minutes
15 push ups, rest for two minutes
15 push ups rest for two minutes
15 push ups, 2 mins rest
15 push ups, 2 mins rest
15 push ups, 2 mins rest

7 pull ups, 5 min rest
5 pull ups, 4 min rest
4 pull ups, 4 mins rest
3 pull ups, 4 min rest
3 pull ups 4 mins rest

10 diamond pushup, 5 min rest
10 diamond prushup, 5 min rest
9 diamond pushup, 5 min rest
8 diamond pushup, 5 min rest
7 diamond pushup, 5 min rest
4 diamond pushup, 5 min rest
3 diamond pushup, 5 min rest

100 squats, 4 min rest
90 squats, 4 min rest
80 squats, 4 min rest
70 squats, 4 min rest
60 squats 4 min rest
50 squats, 4 min rest
40 squats, 4 min rest
30 squats, 4 min rest
20 squats, 4 min rest
10 squats, 4 min rest
10 squats, 4 min rest

Incorporate these workout into ur daily life(start by 4:30am, u will be through around 6:30am)

It's not easy but you can do it.

Good form is necessary, a single correctly done pushup is better than 100 incorrectly done pushups. Do each pushup slowly, very slowly allowing your chest to hit the ground and keeping your body in a very straight form as you are going up and coming down. Do the pull ups and squats slowly too.

This will combat your sexual problem completely. You will last very very long.

No pain
No gain

Mandingo no do pass this one bro 😕

Mehn this doesn't look sexy at all. Dem no dey force this thing

ROYH:
Are you really sure size matters? It's just just what we want to believe? 🤔🤔 Rods are just like bossom, same way we have it big, small, medium and even pimples (under small bossom)

Yes it does but size is not everything. If u no sabi last or bad at pre-intimacy then e no go save you. Does it give you an advantage? Yes.

Some girls dey wet instantly at the sight of big gbola 😁

Size matters ooh make them no whyne you. Girls lowkey like danger that's why they are attracted to bad boys.
Them go dey complain say e dey pain them but them go still come back .

Perfectbeing:
You think BAT will concern himself with you guys mockery?🤣
Isn't Joe Biden being mocked as sleepy joe?
Isn't he being mocked everyday?
He don die?

Biden is one thousand and one times better than BAT and it would soon become as clear as daylight.
Unah dey always shout Country hard and this was your chance to do something yet your supporting evil.

I wish the Apc government on the generations of all Apc supporters

The love language of women is money. It's the one thing that can make a lady instantly wet.


In the words of sleepy hallow "you know they don't love you, they just tryna get the richest"

I can't believe what I just read. I don't know the kind of friends you keep but this shows that you don't have sense and the type of person you are.

Your guy come meet you make you borrow am money to complete him rent, you tell am say you no get come carry the same money go give one random bannie for street dey feel urslf. What were you trying to prove? Who will kill you because of 20k? Whose prayer would God answer between that girl and your friend if you helped him. You are just a dumb fool.

If you need financial help in the future no by mistake ask any of your guys because u fit kill them out of jealousy. God abeg no give me this kind of friend

caye:
I can only feel intimidated if and only if the white man can speak or write perfect Itsekiri.

Too much grammar , but living in poverty.

He doesn't need your itsekiri for anything but you definitely need his English.
Swallow your pride and improve on youurself

qtguru:
I would prefer a Global Audience for Ads and sponsors, but maybe he has Nigerians just in mind. that's why I said it feels bad to me.

That's the difference between the both of you. He is trying to help those that might find it hard to learn with conventional English, also making it easier for those in the streets maybe looking for a way out.

He is solving a problem which is the fundamentals of Programming and I believe with time his efforts would pay off.

You can drop the name of the channel for those that would prefer to learn in pidgin.

If she ticks all the boxes that you are looking for then go ahead and marry her. Don't lose someone that will give you peace of mind over something as fiscal as age.

Most girls around her age or younger are usually still in their "hoe phase" so pick your poison carefully.

For this country na we go church pass, na we still wicked pass.
Most Christians in this country use religion as a tool to hide their true nature.
That's why I mostly avoid those "born again" people because they can be some of the nastiest set of people you will meet.

We still have a long way to go

meobizy:
What if she’s broke?

If i like her enough I fit run her tp. If not, she can stay wherever she is.

I generally avoid broke girls. They are the most entitled set of beings

Okafor's law would not work if the Congo was not shined properly.
If you run your matters well she can travel from anywhere to come and collect prick

Lol he found and married a better version of you. Congrats to him.

Seems like you have a boss fetish. Come and work for me let all your fantasies come to life. Pay is good and accommodation would be provided.
Nah you go run 😁

Umbrateeth04:
you are weaker than weak itself ....infact you have a dna of a maggot 😆😆😆😆😆
Those sisyboys are the archetype men...they give society the middle finger and do as they please...you don't go placing sterotypes on gender anybody irrespective of biological sex can display feminine and masculine traits
can you go outside with a gown, a high heel and a long hair walking like a lady?
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[b]are you man enough to receive dick straight up in your anus?

you don't have the balls to do all those things I mentioned above cos you a muppet...that's the society playing it's strings on you

Ode thinks being the penetrator makes you a man not knowing that those sissyboys are far better than you cos their can penetrate and also receive dick Straight up in their anus which your sorry ass can't.😆😆😆😆

Omor!! Wetin be dis??
If this is what it takes to be a man abeg I no do ooh

The only thing that can make a nigerian lady "manage" a guy when he is broke is Good Dick.
Know this and know peace

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Only a flat assed woman would be saying this.... she has a point though because most big assed girls think the world revolves around their ass.
Be careful kings

Can u imagine!! Togo wan dey drag players with naija. Same way we dey drag players with England. Wonders shall never end!!