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RomanceRe: Check Out These Erotic Paintings Of Women I Did With My Phone. by parcydrix(m): 3:11pm On Jan 07, 2020
Are u done??
RomanceRe: One Night Stand! Share Your Experience by parcydrix(m):
I've had some one night stands but I think this one should be one one of the funniest and weirdest.

I went to withdraw money at the ATM, standing two places in front of me was one fair, slim, sexy babe with one very portable figure like this. Local man was just planning how he was going to approach her because I didn't want to let dat meat pass me by.

Luckily for me the guys that were between me and her in the line withdrew sharp sharp (e come be like say dem too understand wetin dey happen). I also used speed to withdraw my own and started chasing after her. When I stopped her and greeted her if u see d way she take look me eh, fear enter my body but as a gee I just compose. Took her number and invited over to the hotel I was lodging at the time.

She showed up later in the day and I took her straight to my room so we could chill. (I won't lie, she was good company). We were gisting and laughing while i ordered some stuffs that we ate and drank.
My game plan was to waste time (because In dat area there was a curfew by 10 so after 10 there was no longer movement). Na so I just dey use style dey waste time. I went to the kitchen and told the woman there to take her time in cooking d indomie. Anytime she wants to leave I go find one thing use keep am down. Finally, d appointed time came. Mehn i'd never been soo happy to see 10pm on the clock.
After reminding her of the horrors awaiting her if she still decided to go home at that time, she agreed to stay put. If u see as I take happy eh, u for no understand. I no even knw say na one chance wey i enter. That was even when the kitchen woman finally brought the indomie.

As time was going nah, I said lemme start touching. If u see d way dis babe slapped my hand and cut me warning eh, u would think we were sworn enemies. To make matters worse she now changed and was now wearing one bum shorts that was really showing her undernyash (choi). Remain small my konji for don tear my boxers. I turn to almajiri that night oo.. If u see as I dey beg did gal, u for pity me. And she claimed she wasn't a runs gal so I couldn't even pay her for her time.

After all my trails and failures, I decided to just use vex and sleep. Time was 12 by then. Truth was that I couldn't sleep because she was sleeping with her body facing the wall and she popped her ass out towards my side plus d undernyash that was showing. Sent by my enemies to frustrate me that night.

By 2am she had already moved in her sleep and her ass was rubbing my dick. I saw it as a sign and continued the process. I started grinding on her and before u know it she was grinding on me slowly and lustfully. I had to remove the shorts I was wearing because my dick was even paining me at that moment. This went in for more than ten minutes and it was becoming
Torture so I decided to push my luck further.
I put my hand in her coochie and she was dripping wet. I made sure I fingered her till she had sense.

Everything that happened next seemed like a blur because after all d initial gra gra, she was the one that brought out my dick, took it in her mouth and sucked me like I was her favorite sweet, took my free hand on her boob and urging me to squeeze. I made sure I bleeped her senseless dat morning (we don dey enter morning). When she was finally recovered, she started telling me how she liked sex but didn't want to give me any because it was d first time and she didn't want to seem cheap. D whole matter just tire me sef.

Kinda miss her though
Technology MarketRe: Fairly Used Tecno Camon 11 For Sale (images) by parcydrix(m): 5:05pm On Nov 09, 2019
Interested bro... What of ur number??
CareerRe: How Do I Tell My Colleague She Has Mouth Odor? by parcydrix(m): 11:18am On Nov 06, 2019
See how people are saying buy her toothpaste and body spray like say if person carry those things give u better shame no go catch u
CareerRe: I'm Willing To Teach You Programming Just For 1k by parcydrix(m): 1:24pm On Oct 25, 2019
09054422261
EducationRe: Federal Polytechnic Oko Rag Day: Students Looking Like Mad Men by parcydrix(m): 7:33pm On Oct 14, 2019
This people eh... They said rag day not mad man day
RomanceRe: Don't What's On This Girl Mind by parcydrix(m): 1:46pm On Sep 17, 2019
Oga she is using your head. She disappeared and now when she needs you she has appeared back again. The advice I will give is to sit her down and tell her ur mind and hear what she has to say if it is not favourable to u make she dey go. Don't waste ur time on uncertainties
RomanceRe: How To Cut Open A Condom For MouthAction by parcydrix(m): 3:59pm On Aug 09, 2019
So sombori shld be licking condom abi?? undecided undecided

RomanceRe: Looking For A Friend In Abuja. by parcydrix(m): 8:59am On Aug 08, 2019
Lionsbet:
I love fat girls and I'm willing to take a trip over to Abj to tap your lonely fatty ass! Lol. I love fat, tall girls with tight kitty. I'm guessing you tick all the boxes, damn that friend shit, your a fvcking naive Hot bisexual 23 year old who is yearning for escapades. I could give you what you want, What you say girl?
Y don't u have sense?? She emphasized that she doesn't want to be in a relationship or a Bleep buddy but ur still here disgracing ur generation. Aren't u tired of thinking of just sex and actually do something wit ur life
RomanceRe: Please Someone Should Advise Me by parcydrix(m): 8:55am On Aug 08, 2019
Xtdott:
I had a hot romance with a girl why we were alone, but did not penetrate her, Now she is avoiding me she don't wanna talk to me, and she was the one that calls and text me the most before we got involved together now she is ignoring me, what did you guys think I did wrong n how can I get her back to talk to me, I still really want her.
U probably rushed things or u didn't meet her expectations. She might have fantasized about it but when it happened she was underwhelmed. It's happens sometimes bro. Take heart
PhonesRe: Is Gsm Village In Abuja, A Good Place To Buy Phones?? by parcydrix(m): 8:41pm On Apr 20, 2019
Bro don't try it especially if u want to buy a used phone. That place is d junior brother of computer village... Scammers full there.
But lyk d guy above said, Banex is ur best bet
RomanceRe: 19-year-old Lady Commits Suicide Over Fear That She Was Ugly(photo) by parcydrix(m): 4:55pm On Apr 18, 2019
If an lyk dat most Nigerian girls would have committed suicide
PropertiesRe: Lokogoma Abuja: 3 Bedroom Duplex For Sale by parcydrix(m): 5:51pm On Apr 10, 2019
Pictures??
BusinessRe: Make Money With Your Phone. I'm Teaching FREE Needed Knowledge. Join Now by parcydrix(m): 1:54pm On Mar 03, 2019
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BusinessRe: Blockchain Is Giving Away $25 Per User. How I've Collected The $25 137 Times by parcydrix(m): 10:57pm On Feb 22, 2019
Princenwizz@gmail.com
CelebritiesRe: Dj Cuppy Shares Her Make-up Free Photo by parcydrix(m): 4:29pm On Feb 03, 2019
Homeboiy:
With her lesbian partner
That's her fvcking mum u piece of shit
ProgrammingRe: Java Developers Learning Community Abuja by parcydrix(m): 12:53am On Jan 21, 2019
Pls I'm very interested 09054422261
Technology MarketRe: Scrabs Items For Sale.. Going Very Cheap!!!!!!! by parcydrix(m): 2:35pm On Jan 06, 2019
Interested in the iPhone 5 and the e-cig.. 09054422261
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Content Writers Needed Urgently | N20k/month by parcydrix(m): 11:58am On Jan 06, 2019
All this for jst 20k?? Fear God nah
FamilyRe: My Parents Still Flogs Me At 19! Please Advice Needed by parcydrix(m): 2:30am On Dec 15, 2018
Don't listen to some of the advice these people are giving u. At 19 ur no longer a child and dat beating has to stop. Cane is meant to help the child remember Dat a particular thing he/she did was bad and not to repeat it but "at this ur age" u can already tell between good and bad so cane is not needed anymore. It sounds to me like u are d quiet and Meek type dat is why you are in ur current predicament. Sha what I would have told u to do I doubt u would have to balls to do it so what I would advice u to do is to leave Dat house as soon as school resumes even if it means squatting with someone and don't go home for a long time. They would finally start seeing your value and if they start telling u to come back home, man up and tell them that the beating has to stop. They would probably threaten u but if they are parents dat actually give a Bleep about u they would consider eventually. If they don't, go and find a new family
CelebritiesRe: Kizz Daniel, His Brother & Crew Members Rock Album Name Customized Vest - Photos by parcydrix(m): 6:57pm On Dec 08, 2018
Yeah he is d one
Neurotika:
That guy beside Kizz looks like my former school course mate that’s into music now - LK Kuddy. Don’t know if it’s him tho
BusinessRe: An App Thats Pays You For Just Doing Exercise,walking,moving From One Place by parcydrix(m): 1:44pm On Oct 29, 2018
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AutosRe: .. by parcydrix(m): 8:09pm On Oct 23, 2018
1.5 million serious buyer Abuja
AutosRe: Registered 2008 Toyota Camry Sport by parcydrix(m): 4:08pm On Sep 13, 2018
1.5 million serious buyer. Abuja
LiteratureRe: Kiss Me One More Night - Fiction by parcydrix(m): 2:21am On Aug 22, 2018
daveson07:
Rosemary33, abeg manage dis, no vex shey he too small bt u deserves it.................
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E be lyk say u Don collect wine from chinyeaka hand abi
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CelebritiesRe: “I’m So Tired,” Tonto Dikeh Breaks Down On Instagram ( Photos And Video) by parcydrix(m): 1:56pm On Aug 05, 2018
Is she normal??
Technology MarketRe: Like New S7 Edge Coral Blue ENUGU SOLD!!! by parcydrix(m): 7:05pm On Aug 04, 2018
80k
Technology MarketRe: HP OMEN 15 12gb Ram 1TB Core I7 7th Generation For Sale.very Cheap by parcydrix(m): 5:14pm On Apr 12, 2018
Hw much

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