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I see a lot of people dont know how to hack Facebook and Whatsapp. Chat me up on Whatsapp I go give you her password live. For a fee sha

How come all of una just happened to 'catch' them? I see most of the cheaters did it cos of money and I wish mine was the same. But she cheated because of low self esteem and musician worship. In all my life I have never seen girls drop their pants as fast as they do for musicians. God knows I would've never caught her if she hadn't told me because I hacked her Facebook and Whatsapp and never saw anything out of the ordinary cos it was a long distance relationship. I guess that's the upside to dating a talkative. Those days of BBM we were chatting and she just wasn't herself. She's a writer so she's one of these people that have no problem writing long sentences and don't abbreviate stupidly, which is one of the things I loved about her. So it was weird when she started giving one word answers. Suddenly she just said it. I just couldn't believe my eyes so I had to read and re-read. Waited a while for her to tell me it was a joke but nothing of such. I asked her again, she confirmed. I just dropped the phone and lay down. And the worst part is all this happened Christmas eve and we'd just cooked rice and Turkey for the next day cos I was home on holiday from uni. While she went to UNN to do her clearance.

They were calling me to eat from the kitchen, my brain no even comprehend. I eventually had to take my food so nobody would start asking me questions. Have you ever looked at sweet smelling, sweet looking rice and turkey with confirm dodo and you just wanted to pour it away? She was doing hard girl at first and told me to break up if I want but then started begging me. Apparently she'd branched at Port Harcourt (which she actually told me about, and being the trusting boyfriend I didn't even question her) with a friend and met a musician in the house of the male friend they went to. Worst part is she initiated the sex as a way to keep tge guy's attention as per the guy was forming uninterested.

I initially broke up with her before my guy called me to my senses. He reminded me how I enjoy our sexcapades and why should I stop just cos she cheated? So when she begged I accepted her back. The relationship was over but I wasn't gonna tell her that. Till today we meet up anytime she's in town for some knacks cos that girl is inarguably the best I ever had. She's let me know we can rekindle the relationship anytime I want but that ship has sailed. I haven't dated since then and I don't think I can ever see women the same way again. Especially NIgerian women.

P.S. I still feel like I contributed to her cheating because all through her stay in UNN she kept complaining she was bored with no light and no money. And me too I was working a summer job and wasn't paying her any attention. She begged and begged me to call even if once a day but no. I was doing macho man, hard worker. Also I feel like we could've been together till today cos that girl was everything I wanted in a woman. Best trait of hers was honesty. She doesn't know how to lie, hence why she told me. She's fuckinnnn intelligent too, beautiful yellow girl like this with big boobs and ass. Someone says that's why I so much dislike fair girls now. Oh well.

Sleekshady:
Download Duolingo from Google playstore. I'm using that app to learn Spanish and it's been very effective. Buenos días

Hi is this still workin out for you? I downloaded duolingo since last year, learned intensively for a month then fell off. The app still dey my phone sef and I need to learn Spanish cos I might be going to Texas soon. how far gone are you wuth yoir español?

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I actually have nothing to say. I think I'm addicted to booking space now nawa.

Anyways let's all be our brother's keeper in this country. The country is hard enough already. Be the peace your people need. Don't be another problem for us.

busky101:
Fat PlayStation 3 "320gb" for sale.....contact me asap

Why you body shaming the PS3 na

I thought I booked reasonable space only to see myself in number 19. Tufiakwa

My own problem is Tinubu telling the man "Do you want us to protect you or you want to be on your own?"
Protrect him for and from what please?

I like how these guys report news. They're not perfect but they try so I visit their website every time they news here. Praise Updates too dey try.

But you see that igberetv guy if I see am for road I fit comot blood for hin body. Always trying to form what they're not. "The president told igberetv that..." Please where did the president see you to be telling you nonsense

Or my personal favorite "Igberetv was able to obtain exclusive video..." Are you fukking kidding me Video that was posted on Instagram is now exclusive?

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Phenomenal16:
Pls which one is psychological virgin abeg?

Nne I makazi. Lee ka I na-enwu ka oku eletrik. M sendigo gi pm ugbua. Mee ka I saa m biko anam eche gi.

As dominique hasn't replied my pm since last year nko? As my opa mose was specially designed to pleasure and be pleasured by her what do I now do? Oh I live for the day when I finally feast on that sweet honey pot overflowing with sweet nectar.

Dominique honey I know you might have reservations as to your looks, or mine for that matter. But I assure you that you have nothing to fear, and I'll make it worth your while. Let's just do this thing just once and get it out of our systems. What are you scared of baby?

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friendlyadvice:
ask your mother

Lmaoo why una dey vex like this for this country? And your name now made it even funnier lmao

I like what I'm seeing here, and the conversation to sanitize the place is really encouraging. I've a suggestion though, what if y'all have known scammers on the first page for everyone to see? Or maybe trusted dealers but that might be too cumbersome.

dalass:
My guess is they are identical twins separated since birth. Names are identical too

Post the story here if you want to make first page madam. Nobody wants to see your fucking blog

femi4:
you just described me....I m shy now.

How much is Toyota highlander now....4 cylinders preferably

Hit me up on Whatsapp. What year? Hope say you serious sha

missimelda01:

Nwa Owerri. Kee kwanu?

Meanwhile HMU to order cars from the U.S. at affordable prices.

Darkseid:
See how easy it is to spot the frustrated poor ones

Lmao I swear. Lalasticlala make I call snake or tonto for you

kurupt1:
My observation Op is that ur dull.......how can u say 70% of the rich people are Buhari supporters?

I said 70% of my customers. Can you read?

I am fascinated by Nairaland. Infact Nairaland reminds me of a university, in that there's a lot of good and information flying around, there's people of all ethnicities, nationalities, wealth and social status, etc Also, as in a university there are people who are here to make a first class, some want to make useful contacts, while some others are here to while away time.

Anyways as a car importer I try to determine the seriousness of people when they contact me to help them buy cars from the U.S. Some people are actually serious and want to buy, some just want to know prices, some others just want to waste your time. This thread is a list of my observations on the people who are most likely to end up buying (read: rich people)

1. They rarely comment.
They spend reasonable  time on Nairaland but they don't commment much. When they comment it's always useful insights as to the matter at hand. You hardly see them fighting for first to comment.

2. They are frugal with personal information.
You can peruse their comments from morning till night but won't find any iota of information as to what they do for a living, where they're based, etc, whereas the ones that are quick to inform you how much they earn are the ones that'll price a Corolla for 3 months and still not buy.

3. They're Mainly Pro Buhari
For some reason about 70% of my customers are mostly Buhari supporters. I have no logical explanation for this, seeing as there's a lot of 'Atikulated' people on Nairaland.

4. They follow few Nairalanders
Rich people on NL mainly follow popular Nairalanders such as seun, dominique, farano, lalasticlala, etc You see the guys following a million people, most of them female monikers? Avoid them! Run!

What other observations have you made about rich Nairalanders?

I see that guy like Mario Ballotelli. His antics are so funny to see but you don't want him on your team. He even challenges his elders and fights his colleagues just like Mario. I keep seeing you guys burst his lies left right and centre but he still keeps coming out unscathed. I really look forward to how this movie ends.

donfortune48:
But you said you use Matrix some weeks ago bro.

It's another week na. Another car. God is good.

paroh137:
Boss I think I've asked this sometime last year but I can't find where someone answered me. How does this work please? Is there a website where I go to buy these items or do I tell yoi what I want and you buy it for me? Please help I need to buy a laptop for my brother.

Somebody help me with an answer nau. i need this

lionlee216:
cc omicpet

Boss I think I've asked this sometime last year but I can't find where someone answered me. How does this work please? Is there a website where I go to buy these items or do I tell yoi what I want and you buy it for me? Please help I need to buy a laptop for my brother.

Linsigne:
Its being a nice thread, i now have more understanding on about immigration issue like this.

Please can an international student studying in usa send someone an invitation

You have to eat plan one first before looking for plantain my guy. Invitation to do what kwanu?

Anyone who knows about this car knows this is the best deal you can get. I need more offers. Whatsapp me

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