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I went to my uncle's house to visit, and while I was there an older cousin of mine also visited, and they got talking. The conversation reached the area of women and marriage, with my cousin lamenting that most girls can't cook these days, citing that "...some even start cutting yam from the head... " My uncle exclaimed in surprise and me I just lock up cos I'm guilty of the whole cutting yam from the head.

For me, I see the head as the first thing to go, but some other people obviously go the other way. Biko, nairalanders, where do you start from?

flowjoe:
Which bookie is this?

Bet365

This is how we roll today. Yayy or nayy? Tryna hit that $1000 by Wednesday after champions league.

This is sad. Just gaddamn sad. See wetin Chelsea dey cause

Able bodied men of Nairaland! I hail o. Abeg I need sure accumulator of odds 5-6. Wanna turn $100 to $500 this weekend. Friday to Sunday inclusive. Ese.

javijabor:
You can send it directly to your savings account.
The down side to that is the exchange rate will be approx N199 to $1 unlike the abokis N220 to $1

That is how Adsense Users survive

Damn that's sad...thanks bro

Nobody? This is sad. lalasticlala and seun oya help me out biko.

As we all know, Google Adsense enabled wire transfer payment option for Nigerians a while back, so with all happiness I filled in my bank details, and happily collected my pay last month, and this month too.

Now the problem is that I just went to withdraw my money from GTB Alagomeji, where I was told that the new policy is that I cannot withdraw cash because the money in my domiciliary account is from a wire transfer, so I can only transfer to another domiciliary account within GTB. Adsense users in the house, have you withdrawn recently? How?

Isis Models Africa uploaded this picture on their instagram page a few minutes ago, and captioned it : "Our girls rocked Mario Dice collection.Bunmi and Aisha of Ice Models Milan and Imade of Brave Models.@nnsm@sweetbennie@babaegbin"

What do you think is wrong with the picture?

Source : Instagram
Cc: lalasticlala, farano, seun

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I don't normally do this, but I have to because I have been taught that when you honor great men, you too will achieve greatness. I'll admit that when Ayo 'Wizkid ' Balogun started making waves back in 2011, I saw him as another "make a few millions and fade" kind of artiste, even argued that his songs became hits due to luck and not talent, but we have to agree that the "kid" has really grown from strength to strength, breaking records and making waves.
On his instagram account today, Wizkid uploaded a picture of himself at Tuface's Fortified yesterday, and promised to release 10 tracks and 10 videos this October. Whaaattt? How is that even possible? I'll answer you-because it's Wizkid.
I wish to use this medium to implore our upcoming artistes to stick to making good music, I see a Grammy not too far off for an indigenous Nigerian artiste. Peace!

Cc: lalasticlala

Played this just now. Good investment?

Davied2:
Just yesterday evening at 6pm, a Unilag student came out of the new hall hostel to see her boyfriend. an heavy breeze made the high tension pole fall, and it fell on this lady named OLUCHI ANEKWE. she was electrocuted to death while her boyfriend watched speechlessly.Her parents have not been informed yet, the school authority have not been able to reach her parents since yesterday night! may her gentle soul rest in peace.

AN EYE WITHNESS SAID:
She was Just Walking with Her friend...There was a Spark(High Tension Wire) from one of the Poles infront of the Entrance of where she was Headed ..... It Fell on Her.....She got Electrocuted ..... We Rushed her to the Medical Centre.... Minutes Later she was Pronounced Dead....

A Lot of things have been going thru my Mind....
1.U don't know ur Dying Day
2.Live Every Moment Like its ur Last...Buh don't Live Fast.....Live Right
I've never been dis Touched in my whole Life....It could have been anybody....Even my Sister or Something......
I got into d Emergency Room..... Lo n Behold She was Lying Cold n Dead..... I almost Fell down .....What a Life.....Just Like Dat....The Agony n Pain emanating from her Younger Sister Killed me Slowly
My Brothers and Sisters abeg Death is REAL..... if i neva believed .....Today is a Wake up Call for ME/YOU....
My Name is ..... abeg if i have Wronged u in anyway Please n Please Forgive Me...... LIFE is TOO SHORT.....
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Rip Oluchi Acct 300l....Heaven Couldn't wait for U...#BrokenInside#WhataLife#Numb..




GREATEST AKOKITES!!!

The University of Lagos Students' Union regrets to announce the passing away of one of us, our very own OLUCHI ANEKWE, a 300 level student of the department of Accounting.

Oluchi, till her death, was a first class student, and a very active student in class.

Our condolence goes to her families, relatives and friends. We pray that God will grant them the fortitude to bear the loss.

The event that led to her death is in its entirety avoidable. We hereby call on all concerned authorities to swing into action so as to prevent future occurrence.

In this regard, we hereby declare that all academic and social activities of the school and of the students' are hereby suspended for today and no unnecessary sound around the campus in honour of the lost soul.


The entire University of Lagos Students loved her, but God in His wisdom saw fit to embrace her.

We shall surely miss her. Oluchi, GOODNIGHT.
Signed;
Comrade Abiodun Martins
ULSU President (2014/2015)
Rt. Jawosimi Olusegun
Speaker ULSU Parliament

Oga WTF nau. Who told you she was going to see herboyfriend? Even if she was, why include it here? You never, NEVER speak ill of the dead, no matter what

runzlord:
Are you don hills?

Huh? Who's that?

Craven:
Your assumption that people purchase Lumia devices just to make and receive calls is very wrong and based on the fact that you know nothing about the devices.

Lumia devices are known for their durability, great camera, and remarkable battery life. The app store doesn't have as many apps as Android or iOS stores, but the basic apps are available. The UI is sleek and sophisticated, although not completely customizable.

Lumia devices have their drawbacks, but they are very good devices nonetheless and offer value for your money. Besides, Microsoft promises a new Windows 10 Mobile update that promises a better experience.

So before you judge a device based on wrong assumptions, try to research about it first.

Sorry sir, but I don't think you answered the question. I opened this thread cos I'm curious too... I see the phone as boring. You just mentioned its features from what I can see, not what you can do with it. As far as I know, they're only good for making/receiving calls, and taking pictures, or is my assumption wrong?

Islie:
Man with three wives dies during sex with with secret lover



http://pulse.ng/gist/woman-wrapper-man-with-three-wives-dies-during-sex-with-with-secret-lover-id4035561.html

Sorry please how do you avoid being banned by spam bot biko. immediately I post links I get banned immediately.

I woke up this morning to see Meek Mill's twitter handle agog with nasty, apparently angry tweets directed at Drake. He claims Drake doesn't write his own rap in his songs. If this is true, then it's really sad cos Drake is one of my favorite

Biko read from top to bottom. Happy Wednesday

Why does he look familiar

KelvinGraphics:
Yes boss!!!

Na u sure pass... How school and modelling shi dey treat u na?

Awesome bro, awesome

KelvinGraphics:
Mad man

Safarigirl and Eggovinmma come and see Paroh ooo.

Lmao I no come sabi say voting don end

KelvinGraphics:
I will be there sir.
I kant afford to miss out.

Please just hit me up when your wristwatch says its time. Thanks

Yayy TomFrench won

I vote TomFrench cc Nljega

I vote TomFrench

bukatyne:
All Nigerian girls are gold diggers?

All Nigerian guys are dogs

@OP:

I believe no guy will force you to his house. If you are not interested, politely decline.

Abi na by force?

Is it everything a guy asks of you that you do

I don't see a reason for complaint here.

Teach sisters instead to be firmer and more assertive

@Dates: some girls do not think it is safe going out alone on a first date.

You can do couples date: get a friend with a BF and go on a date. You both can be on different tables so you have your privacy while safe

You can go with your friends (inform your bf forehand) and put a knife to your throat. Proverbs say eat with wisdom at a rich man's table. It is not the time to taste all the delicacies you have only dreamt of.

@Going to his house: when you finally decide to go to his house, comport yourself if you do not want sex. It is foolish for a girl to remove her top or start reclining and caressing him or rubbing your body against his with style if you do not want some.

He is human too and will take it as green light . When I start doing gummy gummy near my husband or parading, I know what I want and I get it.

I hear about date/friendly rape a lot.

You get brain die... I envy your husband

nancyshoes:
we are talking about helping nigerians from scrach you are talking about 200k and i am talking about starting with N500
check for yourself and learn more better ways
www.ctcgroups.com
username nancyshoes

I don't understand. How does the website help my life.

I've been doing some research on a way of making money, one with minimal startup cost, and I have landed on just the one. It is an online affiliate marketing for Amazon.com, and I've successfully outlined a blueprint for making the most out of the scheme.
As you might have guessed, the problem now is financing the project. I've come to a conclusion of about N150k, or even better N200k.
Interested investors should please drop numbers. Only serious ones please. I'll contact you as soon as I can. If I get enough I'd tell you guys here. Thank y'all very much.

Biko why the emphasis on the lover being "male "? Would it have been better if it was a female

Damn... really nice. Could you do one for me boss?

in case