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My favorite rapper and footballer doing business together When will it be launched abeg? Lemme preorder. Los Galacticos!!! Like this post if you think CR7 is the world best

NickiRoman:

Hey

16 years - 3 years experience She started lifting weights at just 13

In Lorde's voice * We don't care, we're driving cardillacs in our dreams *

Jambsupport: noticed by a low life? be greatful i gave u my attention. ode

*grateful

nikkypearl: shake my hips for u

You too dey shake hips ehn... Till I see pictures sha

akitijackson: Like seriously, I hate babes who buy postinor2 themselves! Isn't it supposed to be d guys who shld do dat? I advice ladies who do dat shld stp, it's irritating.

Now we have seen you honey. We have viewed your dp and taken note of your handle. What else now?

Adikam: Keshi wey no dey fit call nigeria international players.na to cari home-base ful pitch.i hate de man because he dnt know hw to select quality players among his 23 man squard na 7players gud.he dumb ike uche &der re some quality yoruba players he dumb if not dat he cal osaze back we for go for group stage.i just pray he reject the offer because if not mikel is coming back to chase us out of nations cup.

What is this one saying

KelvinGraphics: Why should i be running around with her, I resemble U Usain Bolt??

Abeg i no want see U near Irishkez ooo... Weda she is ur sis o I no want hear.

Where have U been hiding?? Na only when U sis fine gals U go run come out from your hiding place..

GOD is watching you in HD

IrishKez: I don't handle failures too well
Unless you'll write epistle in my favor aferwards

I'm not good at those. But I'll sha nominate you. Lemme just catch you not contesting next year lemme know what happened.

KelvinGraphics: I see U oo..

Keep biding bro

My boss! I sight you o. Heard you've been running around with my sis tho. You don pay her brideprice so?

IrishKez: Wow, aint you the guy that contested for Mr NL?

Now get me right sir,
First of all thanks for your kind words(haven't seen much of that amongst 80% those quoting me)
Yea I want to start dating when am READY for marriage, however, that doesn't mean that I will date today and marry tomorrow.
It also doesn't mean that I must marry my first date. All I meant is that I will not put myself at the risk of committing SIN by dating when am not ready to shoulder the responsibility that may come with it. Am saying this both from a moral point of view and personal ideology. Hope you get my drift. Thanks!

Hmm. I think I get what you're trying to say. I can only imagine how hard that must be for you, cos judging by what I see on your dp, the pressure must be much from guys. I totally support you though, for what it's worth BTW, why didn't you contest for Miss Nairaland? I'm nominating and campaigning for you next year though.

IrishKez: I saw a thread yesterday about guys that does not have girl friends. Cos I don't have a boy friend yet, I thought it proper to open a similar thread for us(girls without boy friends)
I want to take it a little farther from the guys own by asking that you state your reason(S) for not having one.
Let me go first:
1)I was brought up in a strong religious circle and as such anything that will pave way for sins are vehemently frowned at in my denomination.

2)Am not ready for marriage yet, cos we're thought and I believe too that one can start such exposures when he/she is ready for marriage

3)I fear that no guy will be willing to be a friend in the right sense of it without crying out "Am Friendzoned!". Am yet to see that guy who will accept platonic friendship.


That will be all for now. If I remember other reasons I will update the list.
Now my kind, where are we?

You wanna start dating when you're ready for marriage? You're sure that's a good idea sweetie? I'm just saying cos you have to acquire the experience of a relationship beforehand, or you just wanna jump into marriage with the first guy you go out with? I'm just saying oo, in the end it's all up to you dear.

haykins01: Lmao..U've checked her profile and saw that she stays at Ilorin,u wan use scope say her face dey familiar bah..oya talk where you c am gan gan

Busted!!!

farano: I'll touch his na

My woman

temigracie: dey r uncountable ooo.....sometimes,wen its gettn too much...i strt using niqob

I think I've seen you before. Do you live in Kwara state?

farano: Uncountable

On a daily basis?? You can lie oo

Not surprising at all with the below par performance the both of them put up at the world cup. In other news, up Iheanacho! #TeamIheanacho

tsolz84: The list aint complete without the inclusion of Pius Ikedia;Mikelis Obilis,Victoristus Mosesalisis and other species of snails

This dude is f**king mental

shoefreak: if I kick you! Wia you disappear go?

It was this nairaland blast o. I barely survived it. Thank God for good Samaritan romanciella that pulled me out of the rubble. : Even nickiroman and Kelvingraphics see me jump and pass.

shoefreak: I lost him. I'm still looking for him among the rubbble of te collapse. You found him? My selxy eyes?

Lmao. Selxy eyes?

OMG I wanna get married Where's nickiroman

Boss abeg help me with :
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I wanna meet Nairalanders Anybody. Just whatsapp me abeg. Ladies preferably

[quote author=Capt. JH Miller]See my problem with you guys over at LAG, they impose things and discomfort you guys but you just go with the flow.
That's why I like north for some things, evreybody will just drop and leave the car for the driver.
Worse that can happen, you waist some few minutes to get another.

Make una know ur rights and voice it out![/quote]Ur waist, ur waist, all they want is ur waist.

Finding a business opportunity that turns a little capital, and a lot of effort to the big bucks is the dreaded one million dollar question in the business world. Starting up the business from the scratch, or buying an existing one in order to renovate it, has also been another dilemma. I recently read the transcript of an interview with a n expert in the field, and just thought I might share it with my fellow future money-makers.

Before I give you the link, the key points, from what I gathered, are as follows:

Listen to the customers

There is a big difference between what the average entrepreneur hears when a customer is talking to him, and what the successful colleague hears. they may be giving you ideas for improvement, without you knowing it, and if you listen closely, you'll discover they're absolutely right. What can I say? The customer is always right.

Determine the Availability of Market

This applies mostly to entrepreneurs with an engineering or manufacturing background. Granted, your technology may be the hit among the technical community, but of what use is it to the population in general? Remember, people do not buy things just because. They buy it because they need them. Make them need them. Create a market.

Check Out the Competition

Chances are, you are not the first person to start the kind of business you have chosen. There is some level of competition at least. Even worse, the competition may already be a household name. Weigh your options carefully before taking the bold leap. Sometimes, joining the competition may even be a better choice, such like when I became an affiliate of Amazon.com, instead of starting up my own online retail business.

Evaluate Your Financial Status

Some businesses may cost very little or nothing to start up, while some others may be capital-intensive. Weigh your options (or pocket), decide what will make more sense to your finance, and act. Is there a possibility...
Read more from the Billionaires' Blog - http://www.nerduwrites.com/2013/05/how-to-become-successful-entrepreneur.html

Kiyosaki's best-seller, "Rich Dad, Poor Dad", but if there is one thing I remember, it's that if you want to be rich, you have to think like the rich. You want to make money, then think like you have money. Now what exactly do I mean by 'think like the rich'? Don't worry. Here comes the explanantion.
First, you have to realise that financial success is all about taking risks, and many have known to make really bad investments that have made them bankrupt in a matter of hours. Doubt me? You can ask the Omaha tycoon himself, Warren Buffett, who has more bad investments than the number of people in a Tyler Perry movie, but still manages to rise again due to perseverance.
Now I ain't saying one should make investments anyhow, in the hope of recovery in the future. Nah. What I'm saying is, take risks, but calculated, educated risks.
Secondly, don't be penny-wise, pound foolish. Literally. Do not leave too much money lying around doing nothing. There's always something to invest in. Yeah, I know. Save just enough to get you by in case of the rainy day, and find something to invest the rest in.
Now when an average person wants to invest his money, he first thinks of buying and selling shares, but why make $20 when you can make $200?
Read full article here: http://www.nerduwrites.com/2013/05/how-to-get-rich-think-like-rich.html?m=1

ikechukz: OP with regards to #9, I can move my waist more than the average girl,Is it a turn on.

Yh it is. For those ur gay friends.

puskin: Rule No. 1 of changing currency:

Never ever go without a friend to change your currency.
I count and my friend also counts to certify that I counted correctly.

@least, there is a slim chance both of you can be distracted during the transaction.

Rule No. 2:

Read No.1 and go with 2friends this time.

The more the merrier abi? Even include all your
neighbors.

Oga Wande Coal wan kill me. Which one is curriculum studies again?